0:00:04 > 0:00:08- CHIEF!- Ahh!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15- # He's the ace - The ace!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing!
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:20 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Danger Mouse
0:00:26 > 0:00:32# Danger Mouse! # PENFOLD: Ahhh!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34BOOM
0:00:37 > 0:00:42The magical land of Albion! Where the dread Queen of Weevils
0:00:42 > 0:00:45battles the Warlock, Merlin.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Ahahahaha!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49I'm sorry, I think I'm in the wrong show.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Uh! Ah!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- I...- It definitely said "Danger Mouse" on the door.
0:00:55 > 0:01:00I will destroy you and your false magic, Merlin.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Or, maybe I've got the wrong day. - DO YOU MIND?!
0:01:03 > 0:01:07And then, I shall be the only true magical power in the...
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Just a sec, where's my diary?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12This is a flashback, you silly man!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Oh! Is this a fantasy episode?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I prefer the term "imaginative melodrama."
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Now, please shut up and...
0:01:19 > 0:01:21ZAP
0:01:21 > 0:01:23That's not fair! I wasn't ready.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26I cast you into the crystal prison
0:01:26 > 0:01:28from whence you shall never escape!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Except when it helps the story.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33No! No!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Not again!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39I'll have my revenge even if it takes forever!
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Right, sorry, this is my first fantasy episode.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Merlin broke the crystal
0:01:45 > 0:01:48and sent a piece to each of the ancient kingdoms.
0:01:48 > 0:01:53The Queen of Weevils will remain trapped until it is whole again.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57What nonsense, Penfold. There's no such thing as magic.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00There is! That's why the Professor wants us to guard the crystal.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04She heard Greenback wants to steal it.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05There it is!
0:02:06 > 0:02:11Imagine, the Queen of Weevils is actually trapped in that!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16It's just an old broken ornament. I'm amazed no-one's mended it!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Chief, stop! The last time she was free,
0:02:20 > 0:02:23it took all of Merlin's magic to save the world!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Magic, Penfold? Honestly.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27All you need to save the world is a highly-trained mouse with
0:02:27 > 0:02:31a belt full of quality gadgets and a cheeky wink.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Free at last! Ahahahaha!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39No!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41It's the Queen of Weevils!
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Don't be ridiculous, Penfold. It's just a tourist who's got lost.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Excuse me, Madam, I'm afraid this area is restricted.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Can I show you to the more boring public area?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Break it, and you pay for it.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Of course, pull it out,
0:02:56 > 0:02:59and technically you'll be king of England.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Hmm.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05QUEEN OF WEEVILS CACKLES
0:03:13 > 0:03:15SHE SCREAMS
0:03:15 > 0:03:16CLANG
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Can't have a cloud of beetles becoming king of England, can we?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Chief, quick! We need to get her back in her prison!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27RETRO VIDEO GAME JINGLE
0:03:27 > 0:03:28PLANE WHIRS
0:03:28 > 0:03:32What false magic is this that can fill the world with metal birds,
0:03:32 > 0:03:35glass trees and Giraffe Warriors Seven?
0:03:35 > 0:03:39In the time of the ancients, we only had Giraffe Warriors Two.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42How strange it must be for the Queen of Weevils to...
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Your voice sounds familiar. - What? Um...
0:03:46 > 0:03:51HIGH-PITCHED: No, I don't think so! Oh, look, here comes Danger Mouse!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56A horseless chariot!
0:03:56 > 0:04:03You must be a mighty magician! But, I shall destroy you along with all
0:04:03 > 0:04:06the other false magic in this world.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11SQUELCH
0:04:11 > 0:04:12STATUE ROARS
0:04:17 > 0:04:19BOTH: Ah!
0:04:19 > 0:04:20ROARING
0:04:20 > 0:04:22BOTH: AHHHH!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Thus will all this world's wizards fall.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28I will replace their false magic with my own.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31And the Queen of Weevils will be Queen of the world!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33LIGHTNING CRACKS
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Hold on, Penfold! Inflate Hot Air Danger Trousers!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Ooh! Oh, crikey, that's toasty!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41You must be the stupidest mouse in the world!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Number one again, Chief! Woohoo!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47I asked you to protect a devastating piece of technology
0:04:47 > 0:04:49from the Baron, not switch it on.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52It isn't tech-lonogy, it's magic!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55We need Merlin to rise from his tomb.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57It's not magic, it just looks
0:04:57 > 0:05:00that way until you know how it's done. Like stealing a child's nose.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01DOINK
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Ah-ha!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Danger Mouse, do you realise the danger you've put the world in?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Ahhh!- An ancient maniac who thinks she's a witch?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Where's me nose?- Not much, I would imagine.- Where's it gone?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17DRAGONS ROAR
0:05:18 > 0:05:20STATUE ROARS
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Oh, oh, oh!
0:05:22 > 0:05:23STATUE ROARS
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Oh, so actually quite a lot of trouble. Hmm.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Magical mayhem, DM! Hit the Queen of Weevils
0:05:32 > 0:05:35with everything we've got before it gets any worse.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Ah!
0:05:38 > 0:05:39HE ROARS
0:05:41 > 0:05:44My nose? Where's my nose? Ahh!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Oh, for goodness' sake.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48SQUEAK
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Yes! I'm normal again!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I wouldn't go that far.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Chief? Look!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Activate all Danger Weapons.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08At last, the world sends its champion!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Oh, it's you again.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Fire!
0:06:15 > 0:06:16BANG
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Ruuuun!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20BOOM
0:06:22 > 0:06:23THUMP
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Don't worry, Squawk'll have something to...
0:06:27 > 0:06:29SQUAWK SCREAMS
0:06:29 > 0:06:30SHE ROARS
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- We're running out of options. - We need Merlin's magic staff.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40It's a dark day as the Queen of Weevils wreaks havoc across...
0:06:40 > 0:06:42You sure we haven't met?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44HIGH-PITCHED: Um...Pretty sure.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Meanwhile, our heroes seek Merlin's tomb.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- SHE GASPS - They're after his Staff of Power!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Where is the secret tomb?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54In the secret tomb theme park.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58This is an important national site. Look how tacky they've made it!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00It's amazing!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03They've even got candy Merlin beards.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Yes, well, shall we go inside?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08ROBOTIC VOICE: Greetings, I'm Galahad you came.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Let me show you my magic staff.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11RUMBLING
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Ahahahahaha!
0:07:14 > 0:07:19Chief, there's the magic staff! Blast her with it!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22There must be a switch. Staff on!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25You can't switch it on! It's magic!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27There's no such thing as magic!
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Bring out the staff, its trickery cannot help you!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Behold, ye Merlin comes ye forth.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Hmm. I sense no magic from you.
0:07:39 > 0:07:45Very well, I shall steal the nose from your very face.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46SHE SCREAMS
0:07:46 > 0:07:49No-one can wield such power.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51He tears apart the laws of nature with abandon.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Mighty magician, can we not make a deal?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Never! For I am Merlin.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59CLUNK
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Caught it, Chief... I mean, Merlin!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09So, about that deal...
0:08:09 > 0:08:11No deal!
0:08:11 > 0:08:12CLICK
0:08:14 > 0:08:15PENFOLD ROARS
0:08:15 > 0:08:17No, Penfold!
0:08:17 > 0:08:18How dare you marginally damage
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Penfold's looks without his permission?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24And you shall be buried forever with your pink beard.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Ahh!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29THUMP
0:08:30 > 0:08:34There must be a way. Come on! Work!
0:08:34 > 0:08:38I'll do anything if you help me save Penfold!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40I'll even believe in magic.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42RUMBLING
0:08:42 > 0:08:44It works!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Is this because I said I believe in magic? I do!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I do believe in magic!
0:08:50 > 0:08:58Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most powerful of them all?
0:09:01 > 0:09:02I think that would be me.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07ZAP
0:09:07 > 0:09:09SHE SCREAMS
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Impressive!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18But will you fight your own friends?
0:09:18 > 0:09:19THEY ROAR AND BARK
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Ahahahaha!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Yes, it looks like magical curtains for Danger Mouse!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28I remember now!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31I spent a millennium in prison because of you!
0:09:31 > 0:09:37Ah, yes, I'm really sorry. You see, I thought I was on the wrong show.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I will have my revenge!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42CHOKING: No! Can't we talk about this?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Your Majesty, it's been magical.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48No! Not again!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50And this time,
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I'll trap you in something more sturdy than a crystal prison.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Available in all good toy shops.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Put the staff down, Chief.- No way!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06I've got magic powers! Ha-ha!
0:10:06 > 0:10:10By the power of Danger Mouse, give us a cup of tea and WAFFLES.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11WHOOSH
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Oh.- Battery ran out. It'll take 1,000 years to recharge.- Battery?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- But it's a magic staff. - You call it a magic staff,
0:10:21 > 0:10:25I call it a high-powered electronic weapon with a concealed On Switch.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oh, well, of course I knew that.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33There you are, DM! Turn me back to normal, there's a good chap.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35No problem, Colonel. We just have to wait 1,000 years
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- for the staff to recharge.- Aw...
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Yes, the world has been saved.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45But how long before the Queen of Weevils rises again?
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Trust me, it won't be long,
0:10:46 > 0:10:49because they spent a fortune on that costume.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- ECHOING:- I will have my revenge!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:10:58 > 0:11:01# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:11:01 > 0:11:04# Danger Mouse
0:11:04 > 0:11:07# Danger Mouse
0:11:07 > 0:11:12# Danger Mouse! #
0:11:14 > 0:11:15BOOM