Hail Hydrant

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0:00:05 > 0:00:07CHIEF!

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# He's the greatest

0:00:10 > 0:00:11# He's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# He's amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:32# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:38 > 0:00:39SCREAM

0:00:41 > 0:00:44For the world's number one super agent, Danger Mouse,

0:00:44 > 0:00:46fighting crime is its own reward.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52However, there is also the Agent Of The Month award,

0:00:52 > 0:00:55given to whoever arrests the most villains in a day.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04Oi!

0:01:06 > 0:01:10It is my great honour to award the Agent Of The Month trophy to...

0:01:12 > 0:01:14..somebody else.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18But, Colonel K, I arrested 14 villains today.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22Ahhh, but as you'll note from my hi-tech arrestometer,

0:01:22 > 0:01:25another agent arrested 15 villains.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27I'm sending you to observe the winner

0:01:27 > 0:01:29and see what you can learn from them.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32You can cope with being second best for once, can't you?

0:01:34 > 0:01:41Ahhhhh! No! Not fair! Not fair!

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Of course, Colonel. Whatever you say. Just as long as it's not...

0:01:48 > 0:01:50..Jeopardy Mouse.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Ready for school, Danger Mouse?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Bit flashy for spy work, isn't it?

0:01:55 > 0:01:57It's designed to blend in.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59HORNS SOUND

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Now hop in and buckle up, we're in a situation.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06TYRES SCREECH

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Try and stay out of trouble.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Chasing Hydrant is hard enough without having to babysit tourists.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Hydrant? Hmph. Sounds like a moisturiser.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15It's a top secret society of villains dedicated

0:02:15 > 0:02:17to destroying civilisation as we know it.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21That was my second guess. I don't even know what a moisturiser is.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Look! The Statue of Liberty.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24EAGLE SCREECHES

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Bit smaller than I thought it would be.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29That's the mission. Hydrant are shrinking the city.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39First I'll deal with these two then I'm taking the whole

0:02:39 > 0:02:40organisation down using ta...

0:02:40 > 0:02:43..tactics such as covert infiltration, I said it first!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45See, Penfold, I've got nothing to learn.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48This is going to be a long visit. Let's rock!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50ELECTRIC GUITAR SLIDE

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Long live America! Weehee, yahoo!

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Cor, even the action sequences are bigger over here.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Meh!

0:03:07 > 0:03:10WESTERN MUSIC

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Yee-haa!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Not bad. Course I'd have done it with one rope.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Hysteria. Hydrant's number one. Must be my lucky day.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Like a hydrant, you may catch one of us

0:03:23 > 0:03:28but soon another will gush forth like an unstoppable flood of evil.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31That metaphor doesn't work even slightly.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34No wonder you broke the record if all your villains are like this.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42Like the water from a hydrant, ever increasing and...ugh, never mind.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45ALL: Hail Hydrant!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48That was your fault.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Don't they teach you not to turn your back on your enemies

0:03:50 > 0:03:52at Brit school?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Yes. They also teach us not to stand round arguing

0:03:54 > 0:03:56when the enemy is getting...

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Oh, she's gone.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04At least they managed to reverse the effect of that shrink ray.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Don't worry, Penfold, we'll catch up with Jeopardy in no time.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Just as long as we don't run into any more mysterious villains.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Hey, you guys hear about that Van Gogh painting that just got

0:04:13 > 0:04:15stolen from the Guggenheim?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Huh?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Self-portrait With Bandaged Head.

0:04:22 > 0:04:28Cor! A foxy red villain. I wonder what she's called.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30I am Red Fox.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Good name.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35Take a hike, tourist, or I'll use my fox powers.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37What are you going to do, rifle through the bins

0:04:37 > 0:04:39and make an annoying screechy sound?

0:04:39 > 0:04:43SCREECH!

0:04:43 > 0:04:44EARS RING

0:04:46 > 0:04:52Cor! Did you know the Brooklyn Bridge is 276.5 feet high?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Yes, that looks about right.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Huh. Should have thought that through.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02PENFOLD SCREAMS

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Ooh-oh! Wow! Jet pigeon!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Yeah, whatever. Robo Ravens.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Kind of old tech, I've got better stuff at home.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14Yeah, yeah, in your huge apartment that makes ours look like a toilet.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Cor, this place makes ours look like a toilet!

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Why don't you guys play video games or something?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Hydrant are hiring more operatives

0:05:25 > 0:05:28so I've got to act fast before they get out of control.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Your apartment is so much nicer than ours.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34It's not THAT nice. Look, this wall isn't even painted yet!

0:05:34 > 0:05:36THEY SCREAM

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Ahh, how's the trip? Picking up lots of useful tips from JM, DM?

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Jeopardy is the most contemptuous, hubristic, supercilious...

0:05:44 > 0:05:49Come, come, come, DM. There's no sense in using language like that.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51No-one knows what any of it means.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Well, keep up the special relationship.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57That's it. Jeopardy, we're leaving.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Crumbs! You could park an ice cream van in her fridge.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Oh, yeah, she said she was popping out to destroy Hydrant

0:06:04 > 0:06:06and she was locking us in for our own safety.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Should I have mentioned that earlier?

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Ugh, honestly, Penfold.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16She's out there right now arresting criminals and making us look bad.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Oh, well! We'll just have to sit here eating massive snacks

0:06:20 > 0:06:22and watching 300,000 channels.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23What a shame(!)

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oh, carrots! I've broken it.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Fox ears, noses and tails, do you realise what this means?

0:06:32 > 0:06:37Yes! Red Fox must have sneaked in here and fallen to pieces.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41No, it means that Jeopardy and Red Fox are the same person.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43She's not trying to defeat Hydrant, she's one of them.

0:06:43 > 0:06:48- Cor, that's a bit of a shocker this late in the season.- Series.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Perfect. We'll use her own gadgets against her.

0:06:58 > 0:07:03In conclusion, I am very proactive when it comes to evil schemes

0:07:03 > 0:07:07and feel I would be an asset to Hydrant's eternal reign of terror.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10I knew it.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12You're a traitor, Jeopardy Mouse.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16And to think Colonel K said I could actually learn something from you.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Ha!- Brilliant(!)

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Except I'm actually infiltrating Hydrant

0:07:21 > 0:07:23using the fake identity of Red Fox.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24GASPING

0:07:24 > 0:07:26CREATURES: Hail Hydrant!

0:07:26 > 0:07:27And you just blew my cover.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Cor!

0:07:31 > 0:07:35Did you know there are peregrine falcons nesting on the bridge?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Actually, yes. Hey! - So.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Ha-ha, let me be the first to say I may have been a teeny bit hasty.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Ha! Undermining America's core values

0:07:45 > 0:07:48was only phase one of Hydrant's master plan.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Phase two will bring the country to its knees.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53With an ice ray!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55With a plague of black holes!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57I thought we agreed on the ice ray.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Time out, everybody loved my black hole presentation.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02What about my stationary weapons?

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Enough already!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Everyone's evil ideas will be afforded a space in the coming

0:08:06 > 0:08:08apocalypse. OK?!

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Sometimes I think having 17 megalomaniacs in one evil supergroup

0:08:12 > 0:08:16is just nuts, you know? Anyhoo...enjoy your certain death!

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Is this the end for civilisation as we know it?

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Will the special effects overspend mean an early end to the series?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28And where is Danger Mouse in our hour of need?

0:08:29 > 0:08:30Oh, there he is.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Hydrant are destroying my city.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36On the plus side though, these Robo Ravens are brilliant.

0:08:36 > 0:08:41The way you summon them with your raven whistle. Cor!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Hee, get it? Cor? No? - I get it.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48Jeopardy has some cool stuff, her plans aren't always stupid

0:08:48 > 0:08:51and, all right, maybe there is something microscopic that

0:08:51 > 0:08:52I might learn from her.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Finally.- I said might. - Still, it was a big step.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Now how are we going to defeat all of Hydrant's plans at once?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00You're agent of the month, you work it out.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02I'd only say something stupid like,

0:09:02 > 0:09:04"Maybe we could turn all their plans against each other."

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Kind of thing.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09That's it! Danger Mouse, you just saved New York.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11I mean, maybe, if it works.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Come on, I could use some back up.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15RAVENS CALL

0:09:20 > 0:09:22TRUCK HORN

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Yee-ha!

0:09:43 > 0:09:4916, 17. Congratulations team, it's a new world record.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51So who gets this award?

0:09:51 > 0:09:54We're calling it eight and a half arrests each.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55We'll share it.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59That's the spirit, DM. I'll just cut it in half.

0:09:59 > 0:10:00CLANG

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Ah.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04We had two made so you can have one each.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Ooh, wait. Who's that?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12I am Brown Shoe. I mean Shrew.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14I'll deal with this.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Brown Shrew, you're under arrest.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Ahhh, you've got me!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22I think you'll find that makes nine and a half arrests and me

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Agent of the Month.

0:10:25 > 0:10:31No way! That's Penfold. Am I the only one who sees this?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Chief! I think they know who I am.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Chief!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38I'm coming, Brown Shrew!

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Come back here with my trophies!

0:10:45 > 0:10:46# He's the greatest

0:10:46 > 0:10:48# He's fantastic

0:10:48 > 0:10:50# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

0:10:50 > 0:10:53# Danger Mouse

0:10:53 > 0:10:56# Danger Mouse

0:10:56 > 0:11:01# Danger Mouse. #