0:00:05 > 0:00:07Chief!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:16 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# He's the strongest He's the quickest
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# He's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Midnight, and way past my bedtime.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43YAWN Night, night.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45BANG Ah! What did I miss?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48A daring heist with two master criminals.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Ow!
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Make that one master criminal and one master idiot.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Tongue identified.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Ew, I hate doing that.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Ahh!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11THEY LAUGH
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Ha! This is just too easy.
0:01:14 > 0:01:19We'll catch the Baron up after one more game. A-ha! Got him.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Surveillance selfie!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23CAMERA CLICKS
0:01:23 > 0:01:26I'll just post this on Spamchops.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28You know, I'm so glad you got that new phone,
0:01:28 > 0:01:29because it's not at all annoying(!)
0:01:33 > 0:01:36BOING BOING BOING
0:01:36 > 0:01:38BUZZ
0:01:38 > 0:01:40PHONE BEEPS
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Ha!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- Good grief.- I know.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Three whole likes for that post.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Whoa!
0:01:59 > 0:02:03NERO LAUGHS
0:02:03 > 0:02:04There's three of them.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Time to use Squawkencluck's new gadget.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Finally, we get to use
0:02:07 > 0:02:10the Universal High-Frequency Duck Caller.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12I meant the Inflato-Cops.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15SIRENS
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Tested to be 99% convincing.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Police! We have you surrounded.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Warning. I am not a toy.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27PHONE BEEPS
0:02:31 > 0:02:37Ah, Danger Mouse, nice of you and your friends to hop in.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Mwa-ha-ha!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Ow!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48TAPPING
0:02:49 > 0:02:51What you had for tea, a quip about my driving,
0:02:51 > 0:02:53the inflatable cops...
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Penfold, don't tell me ANYONE can see these posts.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Uh, OK, chief, I won't.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Losing Greenback AND the diamond?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03It's incompetent, unprofessional...
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Uh, what else means useless?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07HE MUMBLES
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Lettuce... Idiotic! Good one. Ludicrous! That's excellent.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Um, piece of toast?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14HE SCREAMS
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Huh?- The chief's developed a crust phobia.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Horrible things.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21High in calories, AND they make your hair curl.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23THEY LAUGH
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Really, Penfold, you have to stop this.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30We can't share details of our secret agent lives in public.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Oh.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32SIREN
0:03:32 > 0:03:35The diamond's been located! Recover it fast, DM.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38And no more leaks!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Oh, one more post can't hurt.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56We can't just rush in. We need to be stealthy. Clever. Discreet.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57CAMERA CLICKS
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Huh?
0:03:58 > 0:04:04Uh, just doing my pre-mission stretches. I swear by them.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Ah, superb.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Now, here's the plan.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09BOTH: Aaaahhh!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11BOTH: Ow! Oh! Ah!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Cor, someone should have a word with the council about that pavement.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17That was no accident.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18They knew we were coming,
0:04:18 > 0:04:19and my instincts say
0:04:19 > 0:04:21we're being watched right now.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24We must do and say nothing to compromise the mission.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Righto, chief.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Mwa-ha-ha!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32The internet.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Every modern megalomaniac's best friend.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Well, that and free Wi-Fi.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39You can't just sit there all day without a drink you know, mate.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44One soy milk latte, the smallest you do, and two straws.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47There. The mouse trap is set.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Activate the Drill of Evil!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Mwa-ha-ha!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59BOTH: Aaaahh!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02If there's one thing that worries me, Penfold,
0:05:02 > 0:05:04it's buildings that suddenly turn upside down.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Let's get out of here! That way!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I was thinking more of an escape through the razor-sharp, spiky cogs.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15It'll look better. Come on.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16"SO not supposed to be posting,
0:05:16 > 0:05:20"but the Chief is about to run through the inside of a clock.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22"Mega lolz."
0:05:23 > 0:05:24HE LAUGHS
0:05:24 > 0:05:27My plan is running like...clockwork.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Reconfiguring room for maximum resistance.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Prepare for the mouse-pocalypse.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35HE LAUGHS
0:05:35 > 0:05:36We're closing soon, my handsome.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40I am right in the middle of an evil plan!
0:05:40 > 0:05:41HE TUTS
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Some people, honestly.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54This...room...knows...
0:05:54 > 0:05:57exactly...what...I'm...
0:05:57 > 0:06:00going...to...do.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's almost as if you're still posting everything on Spamchops.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Posting? Everything?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:06:09 > 0:06:10BOTH: Whoa-aaah!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Mwa-ha-ha!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Greenback! I have one question.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20What on Earth are you doing in a coffee shop?
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- It's just a chilled space to work in, man.- We're closed!- Silence!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27And two, why are you using Big Ben as a giant diamond-tipped drill
0:06:27 > 0:06:28to bore through the Earth?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Oh, I don't know. Could be something to do with
0:06:31 > 0:06:34the thousands of tonnes of gold in the Earth's core.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40And the best part?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Not only do I say, "Hello" to infinite gold,
0:06:43 > 0:06:46I say, "Bye-bye" to Danger Mouse!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Mwa-ha-ha.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Never fear, Penfold.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54This thing must have an off switch.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55A-ha!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Aaah!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Not so fast, Danger Mouse.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Say hello to your greatest fear.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh, and thanks for sharing everything,
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Penfold.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12CLANKING
0:07:13 > 0:07:15BOTH: Aaah!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Crusts! Greenback, you monster.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Aaah! Ah, ah, aaah!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27What have I done? I'm a Spam-aholic.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29I'm even still posting now.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Good grief. Ah!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35And so, our heroes head to the centre of the Earth
0:07:35 > 0:07:37in a wheaty drill made from Big Ben.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Can anything save them?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47The Universal Duck Caller!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Oh, yes, of course.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51KAZOO FANFARE
0:07:54 > 0:07:57QUACKING
0:07:58 > 0:08:01CAMERA CLICKS
0:08:03 > 0:08:04QUACKING
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Oh, I have got to post this.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Uh, maybe after we stop this drill piercing the Earth's core?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Yeah, OK, fine.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21No, no, no, there must be an off button. Gah!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24BOTH: Aaah!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Oh, crumbs.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Penfold?
0:08:34 > 0:08:35What can I say?
0:08:35 > 0:08:36I'm addicted to my phone.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40"Goodbye, world. Hashtag #Itsbeengreatknowingyou, lol."
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Of course! There must be Wi-Fi down here.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44We're far too deep for ordinary transmissions.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46The Baron must be controlling this drill online!
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Penfold, catch!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Chief, that's the first time I've ever caught anything!
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Tell the world about it, now!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Really?- Share everything.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Stupid pictures, cute kittens, top 10 best superfood smoothies,
0:08:57 > 0:09:00endless videos of people falling off skateboards...
0:09:00 > 0:09:02- You've seen my timeline, then? - Do it, Penfold.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03You're the only one who can stop this.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Ooh! Ah!
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Ahh!
0:09:16 > 0:09:17SIRENS
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Police. We have you surrounded.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Penfold. Faster!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28HE LAUGHS
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Huh?
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Uh! Ah!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Aaahh!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Ahh!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47No, no, no, no!
0:09:47 > 0:09:51I've lost connection with the drill. It's stopped working.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Something's wrong with your stupid free Wi-Fi!
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Do something!
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Huh! Ha!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I think you've overstayed your welcome, mate.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Um. Another soy...latte?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05With two straws?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08BEEPING This national monument is reversing.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10This national monument is reversing.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14We did it!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Oops.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20HELICOPTERS WHIR
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Ah, DM. Good show!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Lucky we keep a spare Big Ben,
0:10:30 > 0:10:33for just such eventualities!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Actually, Penfold, this is one moment I think you SHOULD share.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Oh! A new phone!
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Selfie!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47And so the world is saved once more from the fiendish plans
0:10:47 > 0:10:50of Baron Greenback by the daring of our heroes,
0:10:50 > 0:10:53for no matter what the peril, you can always count on...
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Get on with it!- ..the world's greatest secret agent, Danger Mouse.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57CAMERA CLICKS
0:10:59 > 0:11:02# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:11:02 > 0:11:03# Wherever there is danger
0:11:03 > 0:11:04# He'll be there
0:11:04 > 0:11:10# Danger Mouse Danger Mouse
0:11:10 > 0:11:16# Danger Mouse! #