Tomorrow Never Comes

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0:00:05 > 0:00:07Chief!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest He's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace The ace

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# He's amazing Amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# He's the strongest He's the quickest

0:00:19 > 0:00:21# He's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# Danger Mouse Danger Mouse

0:00:26 > 0:00:32# Danger Mouse. #

0:00:39 > 0:00:43The worst six-letter word in the English language.

0:00:43 > 0:00:48The day when even super villains find it hard to get out of bed.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50And a day that arch-villain the Princess...

0:00:50 > 0:00:54Wah! I don't like Mondays!

0:00:54 > 0:00:58..always starts with a full-scale meltdown.

0:00:58 > 0:01:03It should be called Stupid Everyone Working and No-one To Play With Day.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07I won't wait another five days until Saturday again.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09I won't. I won't. I won't!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- HELICOPTER WHIRS - Oh!

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Daddy!

0:01:25 > 0:01:27"Cheer up, Princess.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31"Here's a little something I dug up from one of my diamond mines.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34"Lots of love, your rich, powerful and slightly scary daddy."

0:01:34 > 0:01:35Oh.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40- Open it! Open it! Open it! - Don't tell me what to do!

0:01:45 > 0:01:49- SHE GASPS - Ooh! Wow!

0:01:49 > 0:01:54Meanwhile, at Danger HQ, the world's premier evil-fighting organisation

0:01:54 > 0:01:57leaps enthusiastically into another working week.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- ALARM BLARES - Alarm! Chief! Alarm! Chief?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Chief?

0:02:11 > 0:02:12We've got an emergency!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Where's he got to?

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Yah!

0:02:22 > 0:02:23- Chief?- That's right, Penfold.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26I've spent the weekend perfecting my bath disguise.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28You never switch off, do you?

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Weekends are for wimps.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31- What did you do?- Me? Oh, you know.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Exploring, fighting, triumphing.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Penfold?- Well, exploring jigsaws, fighting jigsaws,

0:02:38 > 0:02:39triumphing over jigsaws.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Hoo-ah! Haa! Hoo-hah!

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Ah, there's no better way to start the week than a good, old-fashioned,

0:02:45 > 0:02:46worldwide emergency.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Ah. There you are, DM.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Nice weekend?- Could have used more danger, to be honest.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53That's enough chitchat. We've got an emergency.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56CARS BEEPING Hang on. Use the bus lane!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Sorry. Where was I?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- The Princess!- Hello, the world.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Oh, hands up everyone who wishes it was still Saturday?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Ah, lazy villains.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Penfold, honestly.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Well, look what my Daddy gave me. Ha-ha!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17An original ancient mystical calendar.

0:03:17 > 0:03:23The one that created the seven-day week and binds it together.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Or something like that, I didn't really read the boring instructions.

0:03:26 > 0:03:31So I was thinking, how about I make a weekend that

0:03:31 > 0:03:32never ends?!

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Ha-ha!

0:03:42 > 0:03:44So now it's playtime

0:03:44 > 0:03:48all the time! Ha-ha!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Crikey!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Professor, a powerful and ancient calendar-changing monolith has

0:03:53 > 0:03:55fallen into the hands of a super villain.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Hmm?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59You're not going to make me say all that again?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Relax, it's the weekend.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Does he have security clearance?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05He is called Oden from our Swedish bureau.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08This is serious.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11The Princess has stolen all of the weekdays. She has to be stopped.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13You're amazing!

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Thank you, Penfold. Penfold?!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19CARS BEEP

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Argh!

0:04:21 > 0:04:25Hello. Hi. Hello. Hello. Hi.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Why are you still going to work? It's Saturday!

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Let's have some fun.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Yes, forget about that Sunday night, back-to-school feeling.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36I said, have fun!

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Because now it's the weekend for ever.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41No more school! No more work!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43In fact, why am I even here?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Laters!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Good grief.- Playtime.- Ouch! Ah!

0:04:50 > 0:04:54Ha-ha-ha-ha! I heart the weekend.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57VROOM

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Agh!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Ha-ha!

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Damn it, she's got away.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Chillax, DM, everyone needs a day off.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17Come on, Oden knows this amazing Swedish tapas place that hardly ever

0:05:17 > 0:05:18gives you food poisoning.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20The herrings are on me.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Colonel, super villains never rest.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Oh, well, actually DM...

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Greenback's enjoying some R and R,

0:05:26 > 0:05:30Brunel has given up trying to invent a real lava lamp

0:05:30 > 0:05:32and the Rocket Sloth has put his feet up.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35He's always got his feet up, he's a sloth!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Nevertheless, DM, it seems the Princess has done the world

0:05:38 > 0:05:39a favour.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43So take the extremely long weekend off, and that's an order!

0:05:44 > 0:05:49He's right. Why are we the only ones working on a Saturday?

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Ah, perhaps I do need to learn how to chillax.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Good grief, I actually said it.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56But maybe everyone else in the world is right

0:05:56 > 0:05:58and I'm the one who's wrong.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01ENGINE ZOOMS

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Ha! As if! - VROOM

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Why aren't you flying the plane? - It's the weekend.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Thank you for flying DangerAir.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Hmm. It looks like it's going to be a busy day.

0:06:26 > 0:06:2899, 100.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Ready or not, here I come.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Am I warm?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Hoo! Oh.- Hmm?

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Hoo! Oh.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45Thanks, Danger Mouse.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Hang on,

0:06:47 > 0:06:48that was the wrong tooth.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55I've heard of long to-do lists, but this is ridiculous!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57It's also the first weekend I've actually enjoyed for ages.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Good news, Chief.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02You've located the Princess' hideout so we can reclaim the calendar and

0:07:02 > 0:07:03stop this madness?

0:07:03 > 0:07:07No, but I have finished my jigsaw.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Oh, for goodness' sake, Penfold.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15You were right, DM, this is serious!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17You do know you are on a pogo stick, sir?

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Yes, I don't know how to get off the thing.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Professor, have you located the Princess?

0:07:22 > 0:07:23I have.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- BOTH: Agh! - Get over it, Danger Mouse.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29I can't take it off for another nine hours.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Well, Penfold, what say you and I get back to work?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Good idea, Chief.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Shouldn't you change first?

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Mayday, Mayday! S-O-ruddy-S!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Stay behind me, Penfold. The fur's about to fly.- Crabs!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Please, Danger Mouse, help us out, mate.- Huh?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58The Princess, she won't listen to us. She's gone crazy.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00You've only just noticed?

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Oi! There's no need to be mean.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04We can't play no more, we're too tired.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Please, make the weekend stop.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Make it stop, mate!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Make it stop!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13There, there, Mr Snuggles.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Penfold, shall we?

0:08:17 > 0:08:18No, I won't. You can't make me.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21You're not my Dad!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23We haven't even said anything yet.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Now, listen, Princess,

0:08:25 > 0:08:28nobody likes Mondays, but they have just as much right to exist as any

0:08:28 > 0:08:30other day.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Hands off my calendar.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Oh.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Something tells me this is bad.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Is it the music?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43It's the end of days, literally.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45With the calendar in pieces,

0:08:45 > 0:08:48there's now no days of the week to hold together the space time

0:08:48 > 0:08:49continuum.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53It's a thing, look it up, and the entire planet is going to

0:08:53 > 0:08:55tear itself apart.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Was it me? I didn't touch it.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Princess, shush. Now, we've got to put it back together.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Hmm?- Ha-ha!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04It's like a giant jigsaw.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Quick. Bonding blaster.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13I'll get the pieces, you stick them together.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26Now. First rule of jigsaw, always do the outside first.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Hurry, Penfold.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33You can't hurry jigsaws, Chief, that's kind of the point.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37You know, I'm starting to see how relaxing with a jigsaw can be fun.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Are they always like this?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44There's a piece missing.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45- Typical!- Look, it's there!

0:09:45 > 0:09:49- Behind you!- Over there. There.- No, turn around, it's there.- Behind you.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Where? I can't see it.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Yippee!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00BOTH: Argh!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14And that's why little girls shouldn't mess around with

0:10:14 > 0:10:16mystical, ancient calendars.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Oh, whatever!

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Never mind, Chief.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21I'm sure everyone else will be grateful.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Yes, thanks to Danger Mouse,

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Monday morning is back for good and a thankful nation tells him just how

0:10:27 > 0:10:28they feel about it...

0:10:28 > 0:10:30HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Monday again, Chief.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Back to work.- You seem surprisingly happy about that, Penfold.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Oh, I don't mind, it's Saturday tomorrow.- Is it?

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Monday, Saturday, Tuesday, Friday, Sunday, Thursday, Wednesday.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Looks all right to me.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Yes, join us again next Tuesday...

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Oh, no, Wednesday.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Well, hang on. It would be Fri...

0:10:48 > 0:10:53Join us next time for another thrilling episode of Danger Mouse.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

0:10:58 > 0:11:01# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:11:01 > 0:11:07# Danger Mouse Danger Mouse

0:11:07 > 0:11:11# Danger Mouse. #