0:00:05 > 0:00:07Chief!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace The ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# He's amazing Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# He's the strongest He's the quickest
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# He's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# Danger Mouse Danger Mouse
0:00:26 > 0:00:32# Danger Mouse. #
0:00:39 > 0:00:43The worst six-letter word in the English language.
0:00:43 > 0:00:48The day when even super villains find it hard to get out of bed.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50And a day that arch-villain the Princess...
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Wah! I don't like Mondays!
0:00:54 > 0:00:58..always starts with a full-scale meltdown.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03It should be called Stupid Everyone Working and No-one To Play With Day.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07I won't wait another five days until Saturday again.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09I won't. I won't. I won't!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- HELICOPTER WHIRS - Oh!
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Daddy!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27"Cheer up, Princess.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31"Here's a little something I dug up from one of my diamond mines.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34"Lots of love, your rich, powerful and slightly scary daddy."
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Oh.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40- Open it! Open it! Open it! - Don't tell me what to do!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- SHE GASPS - Ooh! Wow!
0:01:49 > 0:01:54Meanwhile, at Danger HQ, the world's premier evil-fighting organisation
0:01:54 > 0:01:57leaps enthusiastically into another working week.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- ALARM BLARES - Alarm! Chief! Alarm! Chief?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Chief?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12We've got an emergency!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Where's he got to?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Yah!
0:02:22 > 0:02:23- Chief?- That's right, Penfold.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I've spent the weekend perfecting my bath disguise.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28You never switch off, do you?
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Weekends are for wimps.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- What did you do?- Me? Oh, you know.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Exploring, fighting, triumphing.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Penfold?- Well, exploring jigsaws, fighting jigsaws,
0:02:38 > 0:02:39triumphing over jigsaws.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Hoo-ah! Haa! Hoo-hah!
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Ah, there's no better way to start the week than a good, old-fashioned,
0:02:45 > 0:02:46worldwide emergency.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Ah. There you are, DM.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Nice weekend?- Could have used more danger, to be honest.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53That's enough chitchat. We've got an emergency.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56CARS BEEPING Hang on. Use the bus lane!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Sorry. Where was I?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- The Princess!- Hello, the world.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Oh, hands up everyone who wishes it was still Saturday?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Ah, lazy villains.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Penfold, honestly.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Well, look what my Daddy gave me. Ha-ha!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17An original ancient mystical calendar.
0:03:17 > 0:03:23The one that created the seven-day week and binds it together.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Or something like that, I didn't really read the boring instructions.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31So I was thinking, how about I make a weekend that
0:03:31 > 0:03:32never ends?!
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Ha-ha!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44So now it's playtime
0:03:44 > 0:03:48all the time! Ha-ha!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Crikey!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Professor, a powerful and ancient calendar-changing monolith has
0:03:53 > 0:03:55fallen into the hands of a super villain.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Hmm?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59You're not going to make me say all that again?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Relax, it's the weekend.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Does he have security clearance?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05He is called Oden from our Swedish bureau.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08This is serious.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11The Princess has stolen all of the weekdays. She has to be stopped.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13You're amazing!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Thank you, Penfold. Penfold?!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19CARS BEEP
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Argh!
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Hello. Hi. Hello. Hello. Hi.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Why are you still going to work? It's Saturday!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Let's have some fun.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Yes, forget about that Sunday night, back-to-school feeling.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I said, have fun!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Because now it's the weekend for ever.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41No more school! No more work!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43In fact, why am I even here?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Laters!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Good grief.- Playtime.- Ouch! Ah!
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Ha-ha-ha-ha! I heart the weekend.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57VROOM
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Agh!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Ha-ha!
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Damn it, she's got away.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Chillax, DM, everyone needs a day off.
0:05:12 > 0:05:17Come on, Oden knows this amazing Swedish tapas place that hardly ever
0:05:17 > 0:05:18gives you food poisoning.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20The herrings are on me.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Colonel, super villains never rest.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Oh, well, actually DM...
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Greenback's enjoying some R and R,
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Brunel has given up trying to invent a real lava lamp
0:05:30 > 0:05:32and the Rocket Sloth has put his feet up.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35He's always got his feet up, he's a sloth!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Nevertheless, DM, it seems the Princess has done the world
0:05:38 > 0:05:39a favour.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43So take the extremely long weekend off, and that's an order!
0:05:44 > 0:05:49He's right. Why are we the only ones working on a Saturday?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Ah, perhaps I do need to learn how to chillax.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Good grief, I actually said it.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56But maybe everyone else in the world is right
0:05:56 > 0:05:58and I'm the one who's wrong.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01ENGINE ZOOMS
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Ha! As if! - VROOM
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Why aren't you flying the plane? - It's the weekend.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Thank you for flying DangerAir.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Hmm. It looks like it's going to be a busy day.
0:06:26 > 0:06:2899, 100.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Ready or not, here I come.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Am I warm?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Hoo! Oh.- Hmm?
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Hoo! Oh.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Thanks, Danger Mouse.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Hang on,
0:06:47 > 0:06:48that was the wrong tooth.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55I've heard of long to-do lists, but this is ridiculous!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57It's also the first weekend I've actually enjoyed for ages.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Good news, Chief.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02You've located the Princess' hideout so we can reclaim the calendar and
0:07:02 > 0:07:03stop this madness?
0:07:03 > 0:07:07No, but I have finished my jigsaw.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Oh, for goodness' sake, Penfold.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15You were right, DM, this is serious!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17You do know you are on a pogo stick, sir?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Yes, I don't know how to get off the thing.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Professor, have you located the Princess?
0:07:22 > 0:07:23I have.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- BOTH: Agh! - Get over it, Danger Mouse.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29I can't take it off for another nine hours.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Well, Penfold, what say you and I get back to work?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Good idea, Chief.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Shouldn't you change first?
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Mayday, Mayday! S-O-ruddy-S!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Stay behind me, Penfold. The fur's about to fly.- Crabs!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Please, Danger Mouse, help us out, mate.- Huh?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58The Princess, she won't listen to us. She's gone crazy.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00You've only just noticed?
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Oi! There's no need to be mean.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04We can't play no more, we're too tired.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Please, make the weekend stop.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Make it stop, mate!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Make it stop!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13There, there, Mr Snuggles.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Penfold, shall we?
0:08:17 > 0:08:18No, I won't. You can't make me.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21You're not my Dad!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23We haven't even said anything yet.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Now, listen, Princess,
0:08:25 > 0:08:28nobody likes Mondays, but they have just as much right to exist as any
0:08:28 > 0:08:30other day.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Hands off my calendar.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Oh.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Something tells me this is bad.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Is it the music?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43It's the end of days, literally.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45With the calendar in pieces,
0:08:45 > 0:08:48there's now no days of the week to hold together the space time
0:08:48 > 0:08:49continuum.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53It's a thing, look it up, and the entire planet is going to
0:08:53 > 0:08:55tear itself apart.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Was it me? I didn't touch it.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Princess, shush. Now, we've got to put it back together.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Hmm?- Ha-ha!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04It's like a giant jigsaw.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Quick. Bonding blaster.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13I'll get the pieces, you stick them together.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26Now. First rule of jigsaw, always do the outside first.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Hurry, Penfold.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33You can't hurry jigsaws, Chief, that's kind of the point.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37You know, I'm starting to see how relaxing with a jigsaw can be fun.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Are they always like this?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44There's a piece missing.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45- Typical!- Look, it's there!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- Behind you!- Over there. There.- No, turn around, it's there.- Behind you.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Where? I can't see it.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Yippee!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00BOTH: Argh!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14And that's why little girls shouldn't mess around with
0:10:14 > 0:10:16mystical, ancient calendars.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Oh, whatever!
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Never mind, Chief.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21I'm sure everyone else will be grateful.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Yes, thanks to Danger Mouse,
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Monday morning is back for good and a thankful nation tells him just how
0:10:27 > 0:10:28they feel about it...
0:10:28 > 0:10:30HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Monday again, Chief.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Back to work.- You seem surprisingly happy about that, Penfold.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Oh, I don't mind, it's Saturday tomorrow.- Is it?
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Monday, Saturday, Tuesday, Friday, Sunday, Thursday, Wednesday.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Looks all right to me.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Yes, join us again next Tuesday...
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Oh, no, Wednesday.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Well, hang on. It would be Fri...
0:10:48 > 0:10:53Join us next time for another thrilling episode of Danger Mouse.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:10:58 > 0:11:01# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:11:01 > 0:11:07# Danger Mouse Danger Mouse
0:11:07 > 0:11:11# Danger Mouse. #