0:00:05 > 0:00:06CHIEF!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace The Ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# He's amazing Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- # Danger Mouse! # - Aargh!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40The North Pole -
0:00:40 > 0:00:42land of Santa Claus and, today...
0:00:42 > 0:00:44evil.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46But which of our dastardly villains is at work?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Oh, it's you again.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Watch it! When I rule the world,
0:00:50 > 0:00:53you'll be narrating commercials for toilet roll!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Frankly, it sounds like a step up.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58DANGER MOUSE HUMMING
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Hey...!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Chief! Careful!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Why? What is there to hit up here?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Ho, ho, h...
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Aargh!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Sorry!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Someone's just made the naughty list.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Chief! Look out!
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Phew! That was close.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Ooh, heck! - You know the drill, Penfold.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Yes, it's the big thing that's eating the car!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- The ejector seat drill. - Oh, yeah!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Engage remote Danger vehicle hailing module.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Let's see what else old Squawk has for...
0:01:36 > 0:01:39And over here, we have the Danger Rocket,
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Danger Biplane and Danger Digger.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44I think you'll find them in fine working order,
0:01:44 > 0:01:48just like at my last annual performance review.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51And over here is my pride and joy.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54The Danger Flying Submarine!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Safely and securely stored until needed.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58ALARM WAILS
0:02:03 > 0:02:07And so, armed with the Danger Flying Submarine,
0:02:07 > 0:02:11our heroes plunge deep into the bowels of the earth.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12THEY LAUGH
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Bowels!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Phew, it's getting hot!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Core!- Yes, it is a bit warm.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29No, I mean CORE -
0:02:29 > 0:02:30of the Earth!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Activate Danger Eject Pod.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42PENFOLD SCREAMS
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Nice try,
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Danger "Louse"!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Your pathetic Danger vehicles are so...
0:02:52 > 0:02:53pathetic...
0:02:55 > 0:02:56We'll see about that.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58There are plenty more Danger vehicles
0:02:58 > 0:02:59where those came from!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04I assure you, this is normally an extremely safe place to work.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05ALARM BLARES
0:03:10 > 0:03:11SHE SQUAWKS
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Pathetic Danger vehicles, eh?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Well, let's see how he likes these!
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Ha!
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Don't worry, Danger Horse -
0:03:33 > 0:03:36the other Danger vehicles may have much better weaponry and armour,
0:03:36 > 0:03:37but you have integrity and passion!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Hi, ho, Danger Horse!
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Attack!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45What's the matter?
0:03:45 > 0:03:49No more toys to throw out of your pram?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Ha! How the mighty mouse has fallen.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56You can't defeat me, Mr...
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Aargh!
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Fist bump, Chief!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Well, maybe just the one.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Congratulations, Professor.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10You're the first person to get a zero in their annual assessment.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13But I can't help it if Danger Mouse destroys everything!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Not everything. There's still the Danger Pogo Stick.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17ALARMS BLEEPS
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Whoops.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Colonel, I'm creating devices years ahead of everybody else.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27What about the Space Danger Laser? It can cut through anything.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Sorry, Professor.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34You're fired.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35- SHE GASPS - Oh...
0:04:38 > 0:04:39SHE SCREAMS
0:04:47 > 0:04:48It seems ridiculous, Penfold,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51but I feel very strange about this whole Squawkencluck business.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53It could be guilt, Chief?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Guilt? I don't know the meaning of the word!
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Oh, come on, Chief!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- We all feel... - No, really, I don't know!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00iPatch, access dictionary.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Hm... "Gilt - to cover in a thin metal coating
0:05:02 > 0:05:04"or a young female pig."
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- What are you saying, Penfold? - Why don't you watch some telly?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Might take your mind off it.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11HE SIGHS
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Stay tuned for our great new game show - It's All Your Fault.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17At Unlucky Fired Chicken,
0:05:17 > 0:05:19we only serve flame-grilled poultry
0:05:19 > 0:05:21who died in bizarre accidents.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Episode three of The Secret Agent...
0:05:23 > 0:05:24With The Guilty Conscience.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Penfold, I've come to a conclusion.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30You're going to apologise!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Apologies won't get the Professor her job back.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35But getting her job back will.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Colonel, I demand that you reinstate the Professor!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- No.- Well, I'm out of ideas.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I simply can't justify the expense.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44There hasn't been a peep from the crime world for weeks!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46I'm not buying it.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Someone must be up to something!
0:05:47 > 0:05:48To the Danger Car!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51It's smashed to bits and buried in the North Pole, remember?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Right, we'll take your car.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59We just have to find an evil plot that we need gadgets for,
0:05:59 > 0:06:01and the Professor will get her job back.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04DANGER MOUSE SIGHS
0:06:04 > 0:06:06I shall destroy your civilisation
0:06:06 > 0:06:10and create a "loo-topia" that lasts a thousand years!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14That concludes my autobiographical performance piece -
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Cistern Habit Four.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18If only terrible acting was a crime.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Let's keep looking.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Oh, I haven't got time for crime!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I'm too busy writing an episode of Danger Mouse!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27"Come on, Penfold, if we want to find a crime,
0:06:27 > 0:06:29"we're going to need to get creative!"
0:06:29 > 0:06:30"I've got an idea!"
0:06:30 > 0:06:32says Danger Mouse to Penfold.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Come on, Penfold, if we want to find a crime, we're...
0:06:35 > 0:06:36What he said.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43The locks on the cells aren't very strong, Penfold.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Yes!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52This one comes right open.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Hello, Barone. Shouldn't you be, you know, off trying to rule the world?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00I need a break. Taking over the world, it can be really tiring.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02What about half the world?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04You could cut it in half or something.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Hm...I suppose.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09But where would one find a cutting device of that power?
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Good point!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Do you mind if we put this Space Danger Laser here,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- while we take a nap? - PENFOLD YAWNS
0:07:17 > 0:07:19SNORING
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Is this some sort of trap?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Just take the laser and cut the world in half!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Do I have to do everything for you?
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Ooh, good!
0:07:31 > 0:07:32SNORING
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Penfold, you're only supposed to pretend to be asleep!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37As my mother always said,
0:07:37 > 0:07:39mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:07:39 > 0:07:40I'm back!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Professor.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49I'm not talking to you, Mouse.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51But we need you. There's an emergency.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Don't worry, Penfold. Nothing will come between me
0:07:57 > 0:07:59and getting my Squawk back.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Crumbs, Chief!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Half the world is mine!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Penfold, we need the Professor more than ever.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Ah, DM - it seems half the planet is floating away into deep space.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19At least half the planet ISN'T floating away into deep space, sir!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Good point. Well done, everybody.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Keep up the good work.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Hm...
0:08:27 > 0:08:29I don't suppose you know where we might get our hands on
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- 50 metres of knicker elastic? - Erm...
0:08:31 > 0:08:32I...might.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I like to wear them baggy!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39CAR HORN BEEPS
0:08:39 > 0:08:40ELASTIC STRETCHING
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Oh, no.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44He wouldn't.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Professor, your getting sacked might have been my fault.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55I've been feeling like a young female pig about it ever since.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57And I may have put the world in danger to get you your job back.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00You put the world at risk to save my job?!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02- Thank you!- You're welcome.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05But we need to get you back to the lab so you can make us something
0:09:05 > 0:09:06to put us into space.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09I don't need the lab.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Bicycle pump.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Coat hanger.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Toaster.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Hand puppet.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21It's a beauty!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23What would we do without you?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Give a megalomaniac the means to destroy the earth.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Yes, I wasn't really expecting you to answer the question.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30THEY LAUGH
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Huh? Barone, you've got to see this.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Approaching the Frog's Head Flyer.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Chief!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Engaging hairdryer thrusters.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Firing broom cannon in three, two, one.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Ah, well. Can't all work.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06GREENBACK LAUGHS
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Got him!
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Chief!
0:10:09 > 0:10:10We're out of weapons!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Hardly. The Professor thinks of everything.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Thanks, Professor!- You're welcome.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Now, let's mend the Earth.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Activate mega magnets!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43There. Good as new.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Danger Mouse...!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Thus ends another thrilling episode of Danger Mouse,
0:10:49 > 0:10:54but really starring Count Duckula, who should get his own spin-off...
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Wait a second.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Who wrote this?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Just read the script, buddy!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:11:04 > 0:11:07# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:11:07 > 0:11:08# Danger Mouse
0:11:10 > 0:11:11# Danger Mouse
0:11:12 > 0:11:17# Danger Mouse! #