0:00:05 > 0:00:06CHIEF!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# He's the greatest
0:00:10 > 0:00:11# He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:18# He's the strongest He's the quickest
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# He's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:32# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:43Deepest space, and our heroes speed towards the Space Louvre,
0:00:43 > 0:00:46the galaxy's greatest floating museum and cafe,
0:00:46 > 0:00:49where an intergalactic heist is in progress.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Our heroes head home, having saved the day yet again.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Er, excuse me. I believe I'm the narrator for this show.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Well, you should have got here earlier.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59You missed all the action.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00That's odd.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02No time to worry about multiple narrators.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Says you!- Don't you hear those desperate cries for help?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Cries? They sound more like cheers.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Have no fear, space friends.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Danger Mouse is here.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Again? Ugh. Very well.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22We Space Frenchmen are always up for a celebration.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27For capturing the art thieves and returning our treasures,
0:01:27 > 0:01:32I award you another Space Legion of Space Honour Award.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Ahem.- Oh, sorry,
0:01:37 > 0:01:39we've only got the one left.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- You'll have to share.- Ooh.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48I really don't remember stopping any art thieves.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51We obviously saved the day and somehow forgot.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- We are very busy. - Maybe our narrator can explain.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56You can forget that. I think they're trying to replace me,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- so I'm on strike.- I've got a theory.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Will you get out?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Here's what's coming up on Jimmy Camel,
0:02:02 > 0:02:05the show that never gives you the hump.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Fire the writers!
0:02:06 > 0:02:10OK. Danger Mouse and Penfold, true heroes.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13That does look like us.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Could we be going mad?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Mm. Oh, well, it's probably just one of those time travel episodes
0:02:18 > 0:02:20where we find out later it was us all along.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22But what if it isn't?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24You know your head swells up when you get flattered.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27If you start taking credit for things you haven't done,
0:02:27 > 0:02:29there's no telling how big it will get.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Luckily, my head looks great at any size.- Hm.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Financial services.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Variable annuity.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Asset allocation.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Nobody knows what these mean,
0:02:38 > 0:02:42and you don't have to either when you trust your money to Midas Seven,
0:02:42 > 0:02:46the planet that's been controlling the galaxy's finances since 2008.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Hey, tired of always spilling your soup?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Sick of expensive spoon prices?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Now soup can go directly from the pot to your mouth.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Soup Funnel! Soup Funnel.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Soup can be dangerous.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01I'm Danger Mouse and I love Soup Funnel.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Take it from a hero!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Buy Soup Funnel. Or are you a coward?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Soup Funnel may contain soup.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Hm, there's something suspicious about that company.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Soup Funnel is a subsidiary of the Suspicious Industries Company.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16I don't remember giving you permission
0:03:16 > 0:03:18to be in a commercial, DM.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20That's lucky, sir, because I don't remember filming one.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24It's against Secret Service policy to endorse anything
0:03:24 > 0:03:26that isn't an official Secret Service product.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30New Secret Service Home CCTV.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Spy on friends and family, just like your government does.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Hm. I don't think that's me, sir.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42A phoney Danger Mouse?
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Well, we can't have random people running about doing good deeds.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49No, we can't. And I don't need their help.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50- I work alone.- Ahem.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I mean, WE work alone.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Come on, Penfold. Next time they commit a rescue, we'll be waiting.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Good grief. Shush.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Don't mind us, mate.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Carrots!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05BELL RINGS
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Sends rewards to this here address.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Now, we off to save someone else's...
0:04:16 > 0:04:17..carrots!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Erm, Chief. - We'll grab them and unmask them.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29There's only one hero around here.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Um.- Sorry, one and a half.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33THEY LAUGH
0:04:33 > 0:04:34They all falls for it, good grief.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Criminals and heroes working together, ha.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Easy money.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Carrots!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Let's find out who they really are.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42THEY LAUGH
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Ah! We've murdered them!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50They fell to pieces.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Like a shoddy toy.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Who would dare to make knock-offs of us?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56BEEPING
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Team report to base.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Reporting, us come now.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Good grief.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Now, how do we find their base?
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Oh, we could call their customer helpline.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Now we'll find out who's really behind this.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20You perform well, clones.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Maybe I'll double your salary.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Yeah, what's two times nothing? HE LAUGHS
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Quark! - A clone army of criminals and heroes
0:05:27 > 0:05:29working together to make money.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32The greatest, most original corporate enterprise in history.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Now to manufacture more clones, for Phase Two of my business plan.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42MACHINE WHIRS
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Hm, this is really more of an evil plan than a business plan.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Well, you say tomato, I say shut your face.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50We're here to save the dawn.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52You mean save the day.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Good grief!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56These clones are an insult to my character.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57I'm not having this.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Chief, don't give us away.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Hey, you! You seem perfect.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Yeah, too perfect.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05I don't know, his head's a bit big.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08A high-quality product in one of my factories?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10You must be the real Danger Mouse.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Seize his assets!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Eek.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Crumbs! Thumbs, indeed.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22HE LAUGHS
0:06:22 > 0:06:25I'm going to be the richest guy with a head and a stomach
0:06:25 > 0:06:27in the entire galaxy.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30And it's all thanks to you, Danger Dumb-Dumb.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32HE LAUGHS
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Ow!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37HE WHISTLES
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Thanks to your DNA,
0:06:41 > 0:06:46my takeover bid for all the money in the universe is almost complete.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Mm. Looks like the quality of our clones is dropping.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00We need some fresh DNA.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03If only we had two whole bodies' worth of it!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Crumbs!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21In the meantime, I'm about to make the biggest score of my career.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22HE LAUGHS
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Rat-a-tat-tat.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26To Midas Seven and the deal of the millennia!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Crumbs!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34It looks grim for our heroes,
0:07:34 > 0:07:37as cheap copies of Danger Mouse destroy his good name for ever
0:07:37 > 0:07:40in the pursuit of easy money.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42How come Midas Seven is so rich?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Are they made of money?
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Actually, yes.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Grief, them crooks was going robs you of your hard-earned wealth.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Actually, we're born rich.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Instead of ageing, we accumulate interest.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59THEY LAUGH
0:07:59 > 0:08:03We'd like to say, "thank you", with this small token.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Thank you.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07He's called Nigel.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11OK. In an effort to stop this ever happening again,
0:08:11 > 0:08:15I offer you my amazing patented planetary protection system -
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Space Net!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22A net?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25He's going to steal the entire planet!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27That planet contains 99% of all the money in the universe.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29We have to stop him!
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Chief!
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Oh, yes, sorry, Penfold. I was just waiting to build a bit of tension.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41No!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Ahem, that's exactly what I was aiming for.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Well, I still don't see how we are going to fight all those clones.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54There's only two of us!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Then we'll just have to make some more.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00So, all you got to do to purchase Space Net,
0:09:00 > 0:09:04which is perfectly safe and will not steal all the money in the universe,
0:09:04 > 0:09:07is sign this genuine contract.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09No! It's a trap!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Yeah, whatever. I'll launch a hostile takeover.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Carrots!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Two can play at that game.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Fight.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- ALL:- Aaaaah!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Oh, I do like seeing poor folk destroy each other.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Thank goodness for shoddy workmanship.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Hang on!
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Eek.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Hm...
0:09:56 > 0:09:57There's no way I can win!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59We're both the greatest agent in the world,
0:09:59 > 0:10:01but you're much bigger and stronger.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I mean, look at you.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07What a handsome hero.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08I might as well give up now.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11And you're not just the greatest hero, are you?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14You're the greatest villain, too.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Honestly, you're so incredible, it's a wonder your head doesn't explode.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20BOOM!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23CHEERING
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Hey, nothing I did was illegal.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29It's all standard business practice.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31You can't touch us for it.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32But I can!
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Meet my Midas Seven counterpart, Danger Cash.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42He's the greatest secret financial watchdog in the universe.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Activate Danger Tax Calculator!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Uh-oh. Run for it!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51I'm a registered charity!
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Hee-hee!
0:10:52 > 0:10:56And so the universe sighs with relief as we've had it confirmed
0:10:56 > 0:11:00that there's definitely only one narrator in Danger Mouse!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Oh, and some other stuff happened, too.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Carrots!
0:11:06 > 0:11:08# He's the greatest
0:11:08 > 0:11:09# He's fantastic
0:11:09 > 0:11:11# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:11:11 > 0:11:14# Danger Mouse
0:11:14 > 0:11:17# Danger Mouse
0:11:17 > 0:11:23# Danger Mouse! #