Masters of the Twystyverse

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0:00:05 > 0:00:06Chief!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest He's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace The ace

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# He's amazing Amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Previously on Danger Mouse...

0:00:43 > 0:00:48thrills, spills and unpaid electricity bills.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Oh, that's a bit embarrassing. Hang on.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Oh, it's over.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Yes, Danger Mouse has defeated that Russian terror of the deep,

0:00:57 > 0:00:59the Tsar-Fish.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01But our heroes are left stranded on a desert island

0:01:01 > 0:01:02with no way to call home,

0:01:02 > 0:01:07because SOMEONE used up the iPad's battery playing Giraffe Warriors.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10I was about to be Geroni-mule!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Don't worry, Penfold. I realise how hard this must be

0:01:12 > 0:01:14for someone who hates the beach as much as you do.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16What are you talking about, Chief?

0:01:16 > 0:01:17I love the beach!

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Oh, well. At least we've got some food.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Sorry, I forgot you can't catch.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Still, at least I remembered you love mango!- What?

0:01:27 > 0:01:29No, I love melon.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33That's why all my clothes are made from recycled melon husks.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37There's no need to go red and blow up like a...

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Are you all right?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40It's the mango.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41It makes me swell up.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Honestly, sometimes it's like you don't know me at all!

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Good grief!

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Don't worry, Penfold! You've just given me an idea...

0:01:52 > 0:01:55I assumed your idea was to help me!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57I am! I'm rescuing you from the island.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Here, have some more mango.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Villainous events occurring.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05I first spotted it when I was at Big Mike's Pie Stall.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20I then heard of a similar event in a Willesden Green classroom.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Here's your five-hour maths test.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27CHEERING

0:02:27 > 0:02:30The latest report came from a dentist's in Croydon.

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Hooray!

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Presumably, you want to find the person stealing maths tests and dentists,

0:02:41 > 0:02:42and give them a medal.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I want to know what's on the other side of that door, DM.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Get back here as soon as you can.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Crumbs, Chief!

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Look!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- HE GASPS - The red door!

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Arms and legs out, Penfold.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Let's speed this up.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Not...happy...about...this!

0:03:04 > 0:03:05We're back, Colonel.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Who? What? Oh...oh, yes. Yes.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09I'm Colonel K.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Crikey! You look just like him!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17That's because I am him, isn't it?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Colonel, the missing objects are getting bigger each time.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22We need to act fast, or who knows what will be next.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Oh, you can forget all that.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25I was wrong.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Nothing to worry about.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Really? Are you sure, Colonel?

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Who? Oh, yes!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32I'm Colonel K!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Well, I'm glad we sorted that out.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Do call again - we must have coffee.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Hmm...

0:03:38 > 0:03:40The Colonel never drinks coffee.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Chief! The red door!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Oh, no, you don't.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Erm, Chief...

0:03:56 > 0:03:57ALARM RINGING

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Baron?

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Danger Mouse!

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Not today, thank you.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09That was Sinister Mouse -

0:04:09 > 0:04:11your evil twin from the Twystyverse!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13And that must make you...

0:04:13 > 0:04:18Criminal K, head of the evil secret twysty-whatsit.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20And you...

0:04:20 > 0:04:22What have you done with my friend, you charlatan?

0:04:22 > 0:04:23THUDS AND THUMPS

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Chief! It's the real me!

0:04:25 > 0:04:26ELECTRICITY CRACKLES

0:04:26 > 0:04:28But THAT isn't!

0:04:28 > 0:04:33I am Baron Silas von Penfold - ruler of the Twystyverse Earth,

0:04:33 > 0:04:36and, soon, ruler of your Earth, too!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38HE LAUGHS

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Just testing, Penfold.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41I know you like the back of my hand.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Ooh, freckles - didn't expect that!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45In just a few seconds,

0:04:45 > 0:04:49my machine will suck your planet through into the Twystyverse,

0:04:49 > 0:04:50and you will be trapped forever.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Yes, soon I will rule the world!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Wha...? You've lost the door?!

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Can't you just make another one?

0:05:00 > 0:05:04It's a hole in the fabric of time and space, not a cup of tea!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06I'll be right back.

0:05:06 > 0:05:07We've stopped the Baron's attack.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Now we've got to rescue the Colonel and the moon from the Twystyverse.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14Obviously, they can keep the maths tests and the dentists.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18It's exactly the same!

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Twysty Mike's Vegetarian Pies.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23They're delicious.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Vegetarian!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Twystyverse London is really different.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29It's sunny, for a start.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31One of those moons must be ours.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Probably the one that isn't on fire.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35We'll use Baron Penfold's machine to suck it back into our universe.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37But first, we need to rescue the Colonel. Come on!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42He'll be holding the Colonel inside his version of HQ.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44How are we going to get in?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47If it's anything like our HQ, the security will be...

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Oh.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Don't forget, if we run into anyone,

0:05:53 > 0:05:56just "mwa-ha-ha" and tell them you're Baron Penfold.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:03 > 0:06:04I'm Baron Penfold.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Eek!

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Hand over my doorway!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12So you can squeeze our planet through it? Never!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15It's hidden and we will never tell you where...

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Ah, there you are, DM. How's the rescue attempt going?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24A work in progress, Colonel.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Oof!

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Look out! It's Baron Penface!

0:06:29 > 0:06:31No, Colonel, it's our Penface... I meant, Penfold.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Sorry, Chief.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35They forced me to tell me where their door is.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37They're on their way to get it right now.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38We've got to get to it before them.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Will this help?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Good one, Penfold. We'll come back for the moon later.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45I don't have any pockets in these trousers, anyway.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Funny. That Pinhead chap's never been helpful before.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Bit of luck finding the Sinister Bike and Sidecar and Sidecar.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Yes. Luck.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Careful with the "mwa-ha-has",

0:06:57 > 0:07:00you wouldn't want anyone mistaking you for the Baron.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Mango! My favourite!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I can't help feeling I'm missing something important here.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Baron Penfold!

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Take whatever you want!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19It's OK, he's not Baron Penfold.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Oh, but I am!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Ha!

0:07:34 > 0:07:37It was Baron Penfold all along, and I couldn't tell the difference.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Oh, this is all my fault, Danger Toad.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- Yep.- He ate mango in front of me,

0:07:42 > 0:07:43when I knew it would make him swell up.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Uh-huh.- Twysty Mike and the Colonel even told me he was Baron Penfold.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Yes, we did.- All right, no need for you to join in.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51No time for wallowing, Danger Mouse.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53We need a plan.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55All I can think of is how much I've let Penfold down!

0:07:55 > 0:07:58If we get out of this, I will never forget that he can't catch

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- and swells up when he eats melon again.- BOTH:- Mango!

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Really?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Come on. We've got worlds to save.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Actually, I've got an idea.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10Ha! Your so-called friends didn't even notice you were gone.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13You know what? Danger Mouse may ignore me,

0:08:13 > 0:08:15he may not know what I like,

0:08:15 > 0:08:18he may forget important things about me...

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Sorry, where was I going with this?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22No-one will forget THIS Penfold!

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Not when I suck a whole planet through this doorway

0:08:25 > 0:08:28and become the first Baron to rule two worlds!

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Victory is mine!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Penfold. I need your help.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39You're too late, Danger Mouse!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Not too late to challenge you to a battle.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Winner takes all?- I've already won.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Why would I risk everything?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Mmm, you're right.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50It does sound dangerous.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51I love danger!

0:08:51 > 0:08:52All right, I accept.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oops. Sorry, Baron.

0:08:57 > 0:08:58Ha!

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Will you stop doing that?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Hold on - this isn't my tie.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16They weren't your trousers or jacket, either.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17PENFOLD GIGGLES

0:09:18 > 0:09:20What madness is this?

0:09:22 > 0:09:25You see, Baron, Danger Mouse knows I love melon

0:09:25 > 0:09:27and mango makes me swell up.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28And we're opposites.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31So you love mango, but you can't touch melon.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33I do love mango.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36My clothes are made from recycled mango.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Oh...

0:09:38 > 0:09:40And Penfold's are made from melon.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Aargh!

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Fire lasers. Destroy him!

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Eek! Let's be off.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58See you in the next portals-to-another-universe episode.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Not so fast, Sinister Mouse!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Chief! You remembered!

0:10:09 > 0:10:14Penfold, I'll never forget anything about you ever again.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ah, yes,

0:10:16 > 0:10:20the moon's back where it should be and everything is normal again.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21It certainly is, Penfold.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23And as a special apology,

0:10:23 > 0:10:25I'll make you one of these mango smoothies every day.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28PENFOLD CHOKES

0:10:28 > 0:10:30You mean, MELON smoothies?

0:10:30 > 0:10:31What did I say?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Chief!

0:10:34 > 0:10:38And so, as Danger Mouse swells with pride at a job well done,

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Penfold swells with an extreme reaction to mango.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44But is this last we've heard of the Twystyverse?

0:10:44 > 0:10:47What of its other great villains, like Sinister Moth?

0:10:47 > 0:10:52For the honour of the Twystyverse, I shall destroy this planet.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Oh, darkness!

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Oh, I love darkness!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05# He's the greatest He's fantastic

0:11:05 > 0:11:07# Wherever there is danger

0:11:07 > 0:11:09# He'll be there

0:11:09 > 0:11:11# Danger Mouse

0:11:11 > 0:11:14# Danger Mouse

0:11:14 > 0:11:18# Danger Mouse! #