Danger Is Forever

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0:00:05 > 0:00:08Daaaaan-geer!

0:00:08 > 0:00:09# He's the greatest

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# He's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace

0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing!

0:00:17 > 0:00:18# He's the strongest He's the quickest

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# He's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:31- # Danger Mouse! # - Argh!

0:00:33 > 0:00:34BANG!

0:00:38 > 0:00:39The London Eye!

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Where the world's coolest super agent, Danger Mouse,

0:00:42 > 0:00:44is hard at work combating Baron Greenback's...

0:00:44 > 0:00:46- ALL:- Arrgh!- ..latest evil plot!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Penfold! I can see our top-secret HQ from up here!

0:00:54 > 0:01:00- Chief! They're getting closer! You'd better do something!- Right!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- But first I want another ice cream. - Well, you can take your pick!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05I reckon every ice cream van in London's here!

0:01:05 > 0:01:08That's because I summoned them with my ice-cream-van-haler.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09ICE CREAM VAN CHIME PLAYS

0:01:09 > 0:01:11I'll take everything they've got, Penfold!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Hah!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee...

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Ha! What kind of idiot wastes his time with ice cream

0:01:18 > 0:01:19at a time like this?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22SLURP!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24- CHOMP! - Hey!

0:01:24 > 0:01:28- How's that ice cream looking, Penfold?- Coming right up, Chief!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30PEEP!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36CRACKLE!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Jump, Chief! JUMP!

0:01:42 > 0:01:43ZAP!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Cor, that was a close one, Chief. - Nothing to it, really.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Just need to keep your cool.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51CRACKLE! SMASH!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Heeeaaaah!

0:01:54 > 0:01:58All I want is to rule the world. Is that too much to ask?

0:01:58 > 0:01:59SMASH!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01BUZZ! BUZZ!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Stiletto, was that the anti-gravity drive?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Eh, si, Barone. Sorry.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Hey, Barone, the big fan.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12It's-a going to do me a mischief. Quick! I'm-a running out of time!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Wohhhhh!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Hmmm. I wonder...- Barone!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Quiet! I'm thinking.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21- THUMP - Ow!

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Hmmmm.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- You look down in the dumps, Chief. - I'm a little bored.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Well, how about flying with your eyes shut,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- that usually perks you up. - Thank you, Penfold.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Oh, I suppose sometimes I just wish the Baron was harder to defeat.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38More of a challenge.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39Danger Mouse. Big emergency.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Greenback is about to strike again with some sort of dastardly

0:02:42 > 0:02:45thingy, in the manner in which he usually does.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Stop me if I'm getting too technical.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49I'm sending you the coordinates.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Let's hope THIS mission's a bit more threatening than the last.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Oh - whaaaah!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Seems awfully quiet, Chief.- Yes.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Sadly, looks like the world isn't in danger after all.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03RUMBLE! CRUNCH!

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Argh!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Argh!

0:03:10 > 0:03:11That's more like it.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Cor, spring comes earlier every year, doesn't it?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Those aren't flowers, Penfold, they're wind turbines,

0:03:21 > 0:03:24and they've got Greenback written all over them.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27HUM!

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Whoa, carrots!

0:03:34 > 0:03:39Less of the talky-talky, more of the jumpy-jumpy.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41SLICE!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Amazing! The car's still in one piece.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48THUMP!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Oh.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52HUM!

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Bit blowy today, isn't it?

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Hoorap! Oww!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- BOTH:- Argh!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07- BOTH:- Aaa-ee!- Ah?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Wo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! That's got them in a spin!

0:04:18 > 0:04:22And so, our herons. No - our zeroes.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25No - that's funny, the script's a bit blurry, suddenly.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29And why does my voice sound like I'm gargling gravel? What's going on?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33SWOOP!

0:04:36 > 0:04:40I can't quite put my finger on it, Penfold, but something's changed.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- What? - BOTH:- Argh!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53THEY LAUGH

0:04:53 > 0:04:57At last, I've got what I always wanted - I'm on top of the world!

0:04:57 > 0:05:01RUMBLE! CRASH!

0:05:01 > 0:05:06It's all mine, all this...dust and weeds and wreckage.

0:05:06 > 0:05:07It's all mine!

0:05:07 > 0:05:09CRASH!

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Come! Let's go and conquer my new...kingdom.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24According to my eye-patch, Earth has aged by a thousand years.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27I thought the future would be all shiny and nice. Not so...

0:05:27 > 0:05:30COUGH, WHEEZE

0:05:30 > 0:05:31..rubbish.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Look out! Young people!

0:05:37 > 0:05:39THEY LAUGH

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Oh, dear, Danger Mouse.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Isn't it about time you retired from crime fighting?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Never!

0:05:48 > 0:05:49THEY LAUGH

0:05:49 > 0:05:53Oh, how rude! You should respect your elders.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54ROAR!

0:05:56 > 0:06:00- What is that?! - Some terrible future-world creature.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Part shark, part hawk, part crocodile.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- A shawkodile!- He-he!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Oh, well done. - I see what you've done, there!

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Enough! What does it want?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11CHOMP!

0:06:11 > 0:06:13I think it's looking for something to eat.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Well! This has been lovely, but I've got to go and rule the world now,

0:06:18 > 0:06:20so bye-bye.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Urgh, DM. This is getting out of control!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27We have to find a way of reversing what the Baron

0:06:27 > 0:06:30has done to the world. I'll need the Danger Cycle, the Danger Pod...

0:06:30 > 0:06:35And the Danger Hot Water Bottle. I'm really feeling the cold.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Keep out of this, old lady.

0:06:37 > 0:06:42Sorry, DM, no can do. I'll let the professor explain.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46I'm sorry, young man, but every piece of equipment we have is

0:06:46 > 0:06:49now useless, due to the ravages of time.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Frankly, I'm amazed this hologram machine has lasted this lo...

0:06:53 > 0:06:55ZAP! ZAP!

0:06:55 > 0:06:59- CRASH! - Oh, crumble!

0:06:59 > 0:07:04Crumble is right! As the ancient Earth is falling to pieces,

0:07:04 > 0:07:07is there anything our heroes can...

0:07:07 > 0:07:09HE SNORES

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Soon, I will rule the world!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- All done, boss.- Really?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- That didn't take long. - Everyone's too old!

0:07:18 > 0:07:24They say you can have it, so woohoo! You rule the world!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26CRASH!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Hooray(!)

0:07:28 > 0:07:29I'm the king of the world.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34If we can get to the Baron's ship,

0:07:34 > 0:07:38- maybe we can reverse time and save the earth?- Well, we better be quick.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41The narrator said the planet itself is falling to pieces!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44THEY PANT AND WHEEZE

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- Want me to deal with them, Barone? - Meh. Whatever.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Doesn't make any difference. We kill them now, we kill them later,

0:07:51 > 0:07:53who cares?

0:07:53 > 0:07:57Penfold, you cause a distraction and I'll make a dash for the flyer. Oh!

0:07:58 > 0:08:01You fainted for a while.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05You know, when I said I wanted the Baron to be harder to beat...

0:08:05 > 0:08:07You should be careful what you wish for.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- STILETTO:- See! That's what I just told him.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14What's the point in ruling the world if the world is a pile of junk?

0:08:14 > 0:08:15CRASH!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Wouldn't you like things to be back the way they were?

0:08:18 > 0:08:23Nice young Earth for you to try to take over. Me trying to stop you.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- And always winning.- He-he-he. - Anything would be better than this.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29So, how about reversing the wind turbines and getting things

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- back to normal. - CRASH!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34And maybe quickly, because the world's falling to pieces.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Fine! I'll do it.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37- CAW!- Arrggh!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41BOTH: Wah!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Just for a second there, I thought we might be finished early.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46CREAK

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- Argh! - Run for it, Penfold!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50THUMP

0:08:59 > 0:09:01The turbines are wrecked.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Even if we had the Baron, I doubt he could make them turn.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06I'm afraid it looks like the earth is finished.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09BOTH: Wah!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Well, at least we get to watch the Baron get eaten by

0:09:12 > 0:09:14shawkodiles first.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16They can't get enough of him.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17That's it!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Wah!

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Argh!

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Argh!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43I think you're making them angry, Chief.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45That's nothing. Watch this.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50BOTH: Wah!

0:09:56 > 0:10:00BOTH: Wah!

0:10:00 > 0:10:03HUM!

0:10:03 > 0:10:04It's working, Chief!

0:10:12 > 0:10:16- Looking good, Penfold! - So are you, Chief!

0:10:16 > 0:10:21All right, Greenback, land immediately! We have you surrounded!

0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Danger Mouse? What the blazes?! - Long story, Colonel.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30About a thousand years long!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32THEY LAUGH

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Ha-ha-ha, he-he-he...

0:10:34 > 0:10:36I've no idea why we're laughing.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Wah! Wah!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43This time the Baron wasn't immune to the effects of the rapid

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Earth rewinding.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Take them to the maximum security creche.- Waah! Waah!- Waah!

0:10:48 > 0:10:51And so the world returns to normal, safe in the knowledge that,

0:10:51 > 0:10:55if things seem bad now, tomorrow they'll be much, much worse.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Join us next time for another timeless adventure with

0:10:58 > 0:10:59Danger Mouse!

0:10:59 > 0:11:00# Go!

0:11:01 > 0:11:03# He's the greatest

0:11:03 > 0:11:05# He's fantastic

0:11:05 > 0:11:06# Wherever there is danger

0:11:06 > 0:11:07# He'll be there

0:11:07 > 0:11:10# Danger Mouse

0:11:10 > 0:11:13# Danger Mouse

0:11:13 > 0:11:18# Danger Mouse! #

0:11:20 > 0:11:21BANG!