Very Important Penfold

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0:00:05 > 0:00:08Chief!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger, he'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # He's the ace - The ace

0:00:16 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:33 > 0:00:35BOOM!

0:00:38 > 0:00:43London - the world's greatest rainforest. Its rich, leafy cano...

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Hang on. This isn't London. Where are we?

0:00:45 > 0:00:47What's going on?

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Day 21. They're still watching me.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Oi! Who's that?

0:00:51 > 0:00:53I do the voiceovers!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Ever since I woke up here, I've felt their eyes on me,

0:00:56 > 0:00:59watching as we face terrible challenges.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Unbelievable. I'm calling my agent.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Overblown hamster. DOOR SLAMS

0:01:03 > 0:01:08Everyone else has disappeared, and now there are only two of us left.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Here we are, the final test.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11I think it's this way.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Good luck.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25PENFOLD GASPS

0:01:25 > 0:01:27GORILLAS ROAR

0:01:27 > 0:01:29THEY SCREAM

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Oh, my gosh!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Huh?

0:01:41 > 0:01:43PARTY MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Wahey! Give it up for Penfold!

0:01:46 > 0:01:50This year's winner of Help, I'm A Hamster In The Jungle.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58I can't believe you got kissed by Scarlett Johamster.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00You're in all the magazines!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03They're even giving away free Penfold glasses!

0:02:03 > 0:02:06So...Scarlett's famous?

0:02:06 > 0:02:08All the contestants are famous, Penfold,

0:02:08 > 0:02:10but the public voted you the winner.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Selfie!

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Weren't you worried where I was?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Why? You rang to say you were doing the show.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17I don't remember that.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20I wish I'd rung myself, then I'd have known what was going on.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Never mind. Life will get back to normal soon enough.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Penfold, I think your fans may have found out where you live.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31CROWD YELLS

0:02:31 > 0:02:32- Penfold?- I'm hiding!

0:02:32 > 0:02:35I think you can handle a few admirers and a bit of fan mail.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Morning, DM.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42What are you doing in Penfold's fan mail, Colonel?

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Had to post myself, DM. The only way to get past those fan chappies.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48It's all this Penfold business.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Colonel! You remembered my name!

0:02:51 > 0:02:53What? Who are you?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55I'm Penfold!

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Ah. Well, I need you to sign here.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01You want my autograph, Colonel?

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Certainly not. It's a department circular.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08But can you put, "To my best friend, lots of love", etc,

0:03:08 > 0:03:11just in case I decide to sell it on the internet.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Excellent.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Now then, I need both of you in the West End,

0:03:16 > 0:03:18this mission is top priority.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20CROWD CHEERS

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Welcome to the Penfold Awards.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Crumbs!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Drivers around the back, mate, OK?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37"Driver," he said. Penfold's driver!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Easy mistake to make.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Honestly, the world's going mad. I mean, look at this.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45It's the Fashion Stream Live's top tip for the season.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47The Penfold blazer and glasses.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53I mean, honestly, who'd think that outfit was fashionable?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57So, why do you think it's so successful?

0:03:57 > 0:04:01I guess I'm just the best and everyone wants to be like me.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04That doesn't sound like Penfold. And how can he be there?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06I've just dropped him off at the awards.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- There's something happening here. - Yes. Jealousy.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10I'm not jealous.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13But I am going to find out what's going on.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19And I always make sure to wear another blazer under my blazer.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Destroy Danger Mouse!

0:04:21 > 0:04:24That way I have a spare.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Destroy Danger Mouse.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Destroy Danger Mouse!

0:04:29 > 0:04:33And so the world's greatest secret agent courageously sneaks

0:04:33 > 0:04:36into his best friend's room and rummages through his stuff(!)

0:04:36 > 0:04:39I'm looking for clues.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43Bravely poking his nose into all Penfold's private business,

0:04:43 > 0:04:47and heroically rifling through his loyal sidekick's diary(!)

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Ugh. Maybe I am jealous.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Professor, I've behaved terribly.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Destroy Danger Mouse.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Well, I wasn't that bad!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Destroy Danger Mouse. Destroy Danger Mouse.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Destroy Danger Mouse.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Destroy Danger Mouse!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10BOOM!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Aaaargh!

0:05:19 > 0:05:23- ALL:- Destroy Danger Mouse! Destroy Danger Mouse!

0:05:25 > 0:05:30This is so unexpected, but I really must thank Danger Mouse.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Destroy Danger Mouse!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Someone's using mind-controlling Penfold glasses

0:05:40 > 0:05:43to turn everyone into mindless slaves!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- We've got to run! - SPLAT!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47But I'm still up for Best Supporting Penfold

0:05:47 > 0:05:49In A Boring Foreign TV Programme.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Erk!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56I should've known I wouldn't become famous without it being part

0:05:56 > 0:05:58of some evil plot.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00I thought you didn't care about fame.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03I didn't, then I got the awards and a book deal,

0:06:03 > 0:06:05and free nuts on aeroplanes!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07I think everyone gets those.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09- PENFOLD SIGHS - You know, Penfold,

0:06:09 > 0:06:12you don't need to be the pawn in an evil plot to be famous.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15You can do it my way - by solving this case. Here, take the wheel.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Let's pay a visit to the TV company behind that jungle show.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Ooh 'eck!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22- Are you sure, Chief?- Of course.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24From now on, you are 100% in charge.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26I won't say a word.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28A little more gas, Penfold.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33That's the TV company headquarters, and look!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35A hypnotic glasses field generator!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Take her in.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Watch out! Remote control!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45They've paused us.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Firing missiles!

0:06:49 > 0:06:51BOOM!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Ugh! Too much brightness!

0:06:58 > 0:06:59CRASH!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03I don't think I'll ever become famous as a secret agent.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Don't worry, Penfold.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07It's just notoriously hard to break into television.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Unless you know someone who works there already.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- But we DO know someone who works there!- Of course! You're right!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Come on!

0:07:18 > 0:07:22And so, turning out the lights for some reason, Danger Mouse...

0:07:22 > 0:07:23DOOR OPENS

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Hang on, what are you doing in here?!

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Just taking a short cut through your sound booth.- Ooooh, biscuits!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Hands off my elevenses! DOOR CREAKS OPEN

0:07:30 > 0:07:32HORN HONKS Don't touch my sound effects!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34DOG BARKS CAT MEOWS

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Ugh! I don't get paid enough for this!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38- DANGER MOUSE AND PENFOLD: - You get paid?!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42He's much hairier than I imagined.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Focus, Penfold, it's time for you to confront whoever's behind this.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Who do you think it might be?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Somebody with a lot to gain by everyone in the world

0:07:51 > 0:07:53doing what YOU say.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54That's ME, isn't it?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56You or...

0:08:00 > 0:08:03..Baron Silas von Penfold from the Twystyverse!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05PENFOLD GASPS

0:08:05 > 0:08:08As you'll recall, Baron Silas von Penfold is an evil genius

0:08:08 > 0:08:11from our alternative reality, the Twystyverse.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Yes, Danger Mouse!

0:08:12 > 0:08:16I shall enslave your universe with my mind control glasses,

0:08:16 > 0:08:19then the Twystyverse, then every other universe,

0:08:19 > 0:08:22and then I will rule the world!

0:08:22 > 0:08:25I won't let you get away with it.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29And how will you stop me when you are consigned to television history?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Aaaaaargh!- Aaaaaargh!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37This old breakfast show hasn't been on for years.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Today the weather will be hot.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Cold.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Snow!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Wind!

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Hot again.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Lightning!

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Rain!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Bowling balls! - Aaaaargh!- Aaaaargh!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Whoa, this is more like it, eh, Chief?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Welcome to...Dining With Dinosaurs!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Raaaaarrrgh!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Aaaaaargh!- Aaaaargh!

0:09:10 > 0:09:14The hour is upon us. My portal is open!

0:09:14 > 0:09:18March on and we shall conquer the Twystyverse!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Ooh, 'eck!- Hahahaha!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- BOOM! - Huh?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Hold it right there!

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Argh!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32How dare you?!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Take your hands off!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Oh, fiddle!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42You lose, Penfold.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Did you really think you could become famous without me?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48I put your face on magazines and billboards.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Even your awards were copies of mine.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha!

0:09:54 > 0:09:57I don't care about awards or fame.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00There's something I've got that you'll never have...

0:10:00 > 0:10:02a friend.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Ha!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09BOOM!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Oh! Well, that was odd. And why am I dressed like an accountant?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17No-o-o-o-o--o-o-o-o!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Aaaaaaargh!

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Penfold!

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Hee-hee-hee-hee!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Aaaaargh!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!

0:10:34 > 0:10:38Cor! Look, Chief. I got an award after all.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Best Supporting Penfold.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43You'll always be that, Penfold.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Destroy Danger Mouse. Destroy Danger Mouse.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Actually, sir, the mind control device, um, got broken.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Destroy...

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Oh. Did it?

0:10:53 > 0:10:54Um... Awkward.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58Yes, the world has been saved once more from the twisty menace,

0:10:58 > 0:11:02thanks to Penfold and Danger Mouse.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Oh, hang on, that was meant to be the closing music button. Um...

0:11:05 > 0:11:07CLICKING OF COMPUTER KEYS Maybe it's this one.

0:11:07 > 0:11:08CAT MEOWS

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Ugh, they must have messed with the buttons when they were in here!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14MONKEY SCREECHES Oh, I give up! Someone else play it!

0:11:14 > 0:11:16SOMEONE SCREAMS Honestly, I don't know why I bother.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18DOOR SLAMS SHUT

0:11:22 > 0:11:24BOOM!