0:00:05 > 0:00:08Chief!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger, he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:16 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:32 > 0:00:34BOOM!
0:00:37 > 0:00:44Excitement, peril, life on the wild side, a catastrophically good time!
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Erm...I suppose even the world's greatest secret agent needs
0:00:48 > 0:00:51a day off from, er, excitement.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Ha!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Yes!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Aaaargh! Eek! Aaaargh!
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Hey!- Oi!- What?!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Well, at least it's more exciting than the game.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Intrigue, DM.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12A little birdie tells me that Quark's gone legit.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17He seems to be managing the boy band sensation, All 4 It.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- PENFOLD GASPS - All 4 It?! They're the best!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23I carry their poster everywhere!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26I also have a T-shirt, a false six-pack, an alternative face,
0:01:26 > 0:01:28and a branded wheelbarrow!
0:01:28 > 0:01:29DANGER MOUSE SIGHS
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Personally, I think boy bands are overrated.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35The little birdie also says Quark's been buying up an absurd
0:01:35 > 0:01:37number of amplifiers.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Why does he need them?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41To amplify the band's terribleness?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44I want you to get to the bottom of Quark's plot, DM.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I'm not investigating a boy band!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52I realise that was a strong reaction.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56It wouldn't have anything to do with this audition tape that I've
0:01:56 > 0:01:58just dug up, hmm?
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Next.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04I'd like to perform a song that I wrote myself. Ahem.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06# I'm the greatest
0:02:06 > 0:02:08# I'm fantastic
0:02:08 > 0:02:12# Wherever there is danger, I'll be there #
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Next!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18But, Chief, you're a great dancer.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I wanted it too badly, Penfold.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21I got nervous.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Mind you, you've always been a dreadful singer,
0:02:23 > 0:02:26but you can't be good at everything. It's impossible.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28You're speaking to a master of the impossible.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I'd make a great member of a boy band.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Glad to hear it, DM, because we want you to go undercover and
0:02:34 > 0:02:37audition to be in Quark's boy band.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39So there'll be five members of All 4 It?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I'm not happy, Colonel, but I'll do it.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Name.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Um...Manger Douse.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49(Quick thinking, Chief.)
0:02:49 > 0:02:50And I...
0:02:50 > 0:02:52We don't care who you are.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55I like your look. It's...dangerous.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Danger is my middle name.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Manger Danger Douse?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03OK. Give it your best shot, kid.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04I got faith in you.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Shut up and sing, loser!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Don't be nervous, Chief.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Ha! Me? Nervous?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14HE WHIMPERS
0:03:16 > 0:03:18ROCK MUSIC BACKING TRACK PLAYS
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- HE SINGS TUNELESSLY: - # Your hair is cool
0:03:20 > 0:03:22# Your eyes divine
0:03:22 > 0:03:25# They're nearly as nice as mine
0:03:25 > 0:03:28# I like your face, you're second place
0:03:28 > 0:03:33# I said you're almost as beautiful as me. #
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Congratulations.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39You start tomorrow.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Um...doesn't it matter that Manger Douse
0:03:41 > 0:03:44can't actually sing or dance?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47That's what we have wacky slacks and vocal implants for.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Aaaaah!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55All 4 It! Ah-ha-ha.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57I give you Kyle,
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Kylon,
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Kylas,
0:04:00 > 0:04:01and...Petty.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I'm...in a boy band.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11I'm in a boy band!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- I mean... - HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:04:13 > 0:04:15It looks like the mission is go.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18CROWD CHEERS AND APPLAUDS
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Hey, guys! We have an announcement!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22All 4 It is now...
0:04:24 > 0:04:25..All 5 It!
0:04:25 > 0:04:29Scream hello to our new bad boy, Manger Danger Douse!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32CHEERING
0:04:32 > 0:04:33SMASHING OF GLASS
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Goooooood.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42- SMASHING OF GLASS - Who-o-o-o-oa!- Who-o-o-oa!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Chief! Chief!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Don't forget the mission!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Chief!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52# I said you're almost as beautiful as me. #
0:04:52 > 0:04:57I say we spend it on a luxury space resort with Whirlpool Spa Galaxy.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Eight megatons of cheesecake.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Hey, Manger Douse. How'd you like your first day in a boy band?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I don't like to exaggerate,
0:05:06 > 0:05:08but it was the best thing to ever happen to anyone, ever!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10He's as dumb as the other four.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12I have so many ideas.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Instead of turn, punch, wink, dragon, "Raaargh!",
0:05:15 > 0:05:18what if we did turn, punch, wink, punch, wink, dragon, "Raaargh!",
0:05:18 > 0:05:20jazz explosion? Hmm?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Don't look at that.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Quark, I haven't got time to look at potentially important clues,
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I'm inventing a dance routine.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29He's actually worse than the others.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32# This is our third single
0:05:32 > 0:05:35# And the crowd are going crazy
0:05:35 > 0:05:37# Actually it might be our fourth
0:05:37 > 0:05:41# Cos our memories are hazy
0:05:41 > 0:05:47# You're making us all lose it with the way that you adore us
0:05:47 > 0:05:52# We all love you so much, we forgot to write a chorus
0:05:52 > 0:05:56# Nah-nah nah nah-nah nah nah-nah
0:05:56 > 0:05:59# Nah-nah nah nah-nah nah nah. #
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Ha!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Big news, boy band buddies! - Shut up and listen.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05We're playing the Coliseum tonight.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Every teenage girl in the universe will be watching on pay-per-view.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11We're going to bring the house down!
0:06:11 > 0:06:12And the planet.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- What does that mean?- Nothin'.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Pack your bags, boys! It's going to be a scream!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- THE BAND:- Hurrah!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Scream?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Bring down the planet?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29That's it!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31He's going to...
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Yes, that!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Danger Mouse, we need to...
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Oh.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40How long was I thinking?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Quite a while. You might want to catch the next flight to Rome.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51One extra large cola, and hurry!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53It could save the world.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Step, turn, step, jumping jack, twirl, and smile. Now, sky punch!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Ah, come on now. Nobody cares.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Um, Manger Douse?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Could I have a word?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09If it's not about dancing, it can wait. The concert starts in an hour.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Forget the concert!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Quark's going to use the fans' screams to destroy the world!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Oh, really, Penfold?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19If that were true, don't you think I'd have figured it out by now?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22He's right. That's exactly my plan...
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Danger Mouse.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- DANGER MOUSE GASPS - How did you know it was me?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Manger Douse? Gimme a break.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Oh, well, I'll just have to foil your plan, then.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Right after the concert.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Chieeeef!
0:07:36 > 0:07:37I mean, the jig's up, Quark!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Au contraire.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41The jig is just beginning.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Once the screams reach epic proportions,
0:07:44 > 0:07:47the speakers will vibrate the Earth to its core,
0:07:47 > 0:07:50causing a massive explosion, and the whole universe will tune in
0:07:50 > 0:07:53to see the greatest fireworks display ever.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56All on pay-per-view!
0:07:56 > 0:07:57You fiend!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59But what about everybody on Earth?
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Ah, they'll be fine. I'm relocating them to Stinkearth.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05It's like the Earth but with one tiny difference.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07It stinks?
0:08:07 > 0:08:08No, it's constantly raining fire.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10And it stinks.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11We'll see about that.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Yaaaaaaaaah!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17What the...?!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Why do you think I hired you?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Because I'm a brilliant singer and dancer?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24No, because once you're wearing my wacky slacks,
0:08:24 > 0:08:26you have to dance to my tune.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30You'll never get away with this!
0:08:31 > 0:08:35CROWD CHEERS
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Ugh!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- FZZT FZZT FZZT! - Ha-ha!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48You wet my wacky pants, Penfold!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- HE GASPS - Genius!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Now that's a sentence I never thought I'd hear myself say.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Oop! Whoop! Whoa!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Oof!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Booooooo!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11FZZT FZZT FZZT!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16CROWD CHEERS
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Oh, crumbs!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Penfold, the speakers!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27It's too far!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30My bungee cord!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42It was all him. I had nothin' to do with it.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45I think I'm going to hand the spotlight over to you, now.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Let's see...
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Normal, dubstep... Ah!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Totally cracked. Sounds fun.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Aaaaargh!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Argh!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Oof! Argh!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Shouldn't we arrest him? - Patience, Penfold. After the encore.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06The Queen thanks you for your excellent service, DM,
0:10:06 > 0:10:08and would like you to sign her T-shirt.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Penfold did most of the work on this one.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14I just pretended to enjoy the boy band lifestyle to buy him time.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Heh-heh, it was all an act, of course.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Could've fooled me. - DANGER MOUSE YAWNS
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Well, I'm due for a Danger nap. Bye now, Colonel.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27# I said you're almost as... #
0:10:27 > 0:10:29I wasn't singing!
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Hmmm.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33I'm sorry I cared too much about being in
0:10:33 > 0:10:36a boy band and ignored the mission.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39It's all right, Chief.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42What do you say we duet for a bit?
0:10:42 > 0:10:43# Your hair is cool
0:10:43 > 0:10:45# Your eyes divine
0:10:45 > 0:10:48# They're nearly as nice as mine
0:10:48 > 0:10:52# I like your face, you're second place
0:10:52 > 0:10:57# You're almost as beautiful as me
0:11:02 > 0:11:04# I said you're almost
0:11:04 > 0:11:07# As beautiful as me. #
0:11:10 > 0:11:12BOOM!