0:00:05 > 0:00:08Chief!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger, he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:16 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:32 > 0:00:35BOOM!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40HE SCREAMS 'Nightmares.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42'Terrors from the depths of your mind,
0:00:42 > 0:00:47'where fear and weirdness combine to make "feweirdness"!'
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Huh?
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# Furniture monsters They save you from the stress
0:00:53 > 0:00:54# Comfy and deadly... #
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Only from QFS.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Now in showrooms on Planet Earth!
0:01:00 > 0:01:04I have to get down to QFS!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07HE HUMS MEDITATIVELY
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Ha! You left the crusts on.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16HE GRUNTS
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Chai tea or juice-jitsu?
0:01:19 > 0:01:23- SHE SCREAMS - Good grief.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Argh!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Argh! - HE GASPS
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- IT ROARS - No! Bad sofie!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- IT WHINES - Bad sofie!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Penfold, is this psychotic sofa something to do with you?
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- It's only playing, chief. - Playing what? Eat the hamster?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Argh!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Sorry, chief, but those dream adverts
0:01:49 > 0:01:52are just so persuasive.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Dream adverts?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56THEY BOTH ROAR
0:01:56 > 0:01:59I'm guessing that cupboard came from the same place, Penfold.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01THEY GROWL, CLATTERING
0:02:01 > 0:02:04ALARM BLARES, THEY WHINE
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- SHE YAWNS - I've traced the source
0:02:08 > 0:02:10of the dream advert.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- They're coming from... - SHE SNORES
0:02:13 > 0:02:15These adverts are making everyone tired.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16- Penfold?- Argh!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Chief, can you lend me some money for rabid footstool?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Honestly, Penfold, what is the point of all this homicidal furniture?
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Protection, chief. It saves me in my nightmares.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29But dreams aren't real, Penfold.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Next time you have a nightmare,
0:02:30 > 0:02:33just imagine taking all that scary stuff and locking it away somewhere.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Is that what you do?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38I never dream. I survive on quick micro naps.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39That was one.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Overslept a bit that time.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43One boa constrictor bath mat, please.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Ah! Danger Mouse, the signal's coming from the moon.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49SHE SNORES
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Lady, your sofa is not faulty.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53The cushions are supposed to bite your tushy.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- You horrible...- No refunds!
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Ha!
0:02:58 > 0:03:02The Earthlings will be getting really scary dreams tonight,
0:03:02 > 0:03:05and this beanbag can rescue everybody.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07IT GROWLS
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- AIRCRAFT APPROACHES - Hey!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Quark! I should've known.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Prepare to meet your worst nightmare.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27On the contrary, Danger Mouse.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Prepare to meet your worst...wardrobe!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Penfold, open the airlock and I can...
0:03:45 > 0:03:47LULLABY PLAYS, HE SNORES
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Hey, knock it off!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58This is expensive stuff!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00You break it, you buy it.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Ah!
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Eek!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Anything to report, DM?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Just an alien space furniture battle
0:04:14 > 0:04:15in a flying warehouse on the moon, Colonel.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Oh, and Quark's fallen into his own dream machine
0:04:18 > 0:04:20and been beamed into Penfold's mind.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Huh! Typical Tuesday.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23All I need to do now is stop
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Quark's warehouse crashing into London,
0:04:25 > 0:04:28or its nuclear core will explode and destroy the Earth.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Funny. Sounds more like a Thursday.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- COMPUTER:- 'Facial identification required.'
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Needs Quark's face.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Well, it looks like we're doomed.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Time for one last round of golf before I'm blown to smithereens.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Professor, what would happen if I followed Quark
0:04:54 > 0:04:56into Penfold's dreams and tried to bring him out?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58You'd either become stuck in his subconscious
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- until the warehouse destroys the Earth...- Or...?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Did I say either? I meant definitely.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05You'll definitely get stuck. See you later.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Not.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Well, it'd be boring if it were easy.
0:05:17 > 0:05:22'Dreams! Flickering spasms of the untamed subconscious!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24'What horrors await our hero
0:05:24 > 0:05:28'as he plunges into the seething depths of Penfold's...
0:05:28 > 0:05:30'jam?'
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- Penfold, stop! - HE GASPS
0:05:36 > 0:05:37Chief?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Why are you in my jam?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I'm not in your jam. I'm in your dream.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I've got to find Quark before his alien furniture warehouse
0:05:44 > 0:05:45crashes into the Earth.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Are you sure you're not the one dreaming?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Because that sounds a lot stranger than me eating jam.
0:05:51 > 0:05:56No. It can't be. It's...ham jam!
0:05:56 > 0:06:00In what kind of crazy world would someone try to make jam out of...?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- HE GASPS - This is a nightmare!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Argh!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Penfold! Penfold!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16HE LAUGHS
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Hi-ya! Ah!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Ow! Cor, my blazer!
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Penfold, why are we in a submarine? And why does it look so silly?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36We're in my sub-nonsense, chief.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Subconscious, Penfold. We're in your subconscious.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Oh!
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Ooh, look, chief. There's Quark!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Oh! Ah!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Oh, no! He's stolen my egg-o!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52It's your ego, not your... Never mind.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54He's going into the tie forest!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Good job I took that underwater dream submarine driving course.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Asteroid field.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Crumbs!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Hold on. These aren't asteroids.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- I told you. They're crumbs, chief. - ALARM BLARES
0:07:13 > 0:07:15THEY SCREAM
0:07:18 > 0:07:20It's a bit dark, chief.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- There's the exit!- Quark, stop.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27The world's about to be destroyed by your warehouse.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Ah, that's OK. I'm only renting it.
0:07:34 > 0:07:39Uh, chief, you know you said I should take all my worst fears
0:07:39 > 0:07:41and lock them away somewhere?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43I think this is where I put them.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Come on.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Quick. Unlock the controls.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- COMPUTER: - 'Facial recognition complete.'
0:07:56 > 0:07:59THEY SCREAM
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Well, looks like we've saved the world again, Penfold.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Chief, if I'm over here saving the world,
0:08:08 > 0:08:11why am I still asleep over there?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Good question.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16The only explanation I can think of is that this is...
0:08:16 > 0:08:18still a dream!
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Ah!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Oh, that was weird.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24I dreamt we were chasing Quark in a silly submarine
0:08:24 > 0:08:27and there was a giant eye and huge pairs of glasses...
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Might still be dreaming.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Argh!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- I thought we'd escaped from here. - Don't be silly, Penfold.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- You can't escape from your own mind. - A short holiday would be nice.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47The only way we're getting out of here is if you wake up.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49But I don't know how!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Simple. Just open your eyes.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Oh!
0:08:52 > 0:08:56But what about all my fears?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58What are they? What are you scared of?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04You have to overcome your fears before the Earth is destroyed.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06I'm scared of overcoming my fears.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Look, spoons aren't scary.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11My grandad was killed by a spoon!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15No, not a spoon, a tiger. Spoons are fine, actually.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20That's made a gap. Come on, Penfold. What else aren't you scared of?
0:09:20 > 0:09:25Well, I suppose I'm only really nervous of bus tickets.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28It's working! Think of something bigger!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31I quite like giant spiders.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Argh!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Phew! And big enough.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Oh, dear!
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Quick. We have to turn the warehouse around, again!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50BUZZING
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Huh?
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Aha!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- COMPUTER: - 'Facial recognition complete.'
0:09:57 > 0:09:59HE SCREAMS
0:10:04 > 0:10:07That counts. Hole-in-one.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Ah, DM, I take it the mission was a success.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Went like a dream, Colonel.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Ah.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Uh, chief...
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Not now, Penfold. You'll put the Colonel off his shot.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23'And so the world is safe once more.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26'Unless Penfold never woke up and this is still his dream.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29'Or this entire episode has been your dream
0:10:29 > 0:10:32'and I'm just a figment of your crazed imagination!
0:10:32 > 0:10:36'Oh, good heavens, no! Ahem, sorry.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38'Join us next time for more Danger Mouse.'
0:10:40 > 0:10:44# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:10:44 > 0:10:46# Wherever there is danger, he'll be there
0:10:46 > 0:10:49# Danger Mouse
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Danger Mouse
0:10:52 > 0:10:56# Danger Mouse! #