The Confidence Trick

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0:00:05 > 0:00:08Chief!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest He's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:17- # He's the ace, He's amazing - Amazing!

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# He's the strongest, He's the quickest

0:00:19 > 0:00:21# He's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:33- # Danger Mouse! # - Arrrgh!

0:00:33 > 0:00:34BANG!

0:00:38 > 0:00:42What makes the world's number one superagent, Danger Mouse, tick?

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Could it be his intense gym routines?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50His scientifically designed ultra-diet?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Or the fact that he's not ashamed to admit he's

0:00:57 > 0:01:00a mouse who waxes his legs to be more aerodynamic?

0:01:00 > 0:01:04But whatever is filling this guy's sails, it's working!

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Ah, I do enjoy a good browse through my scrapbook of momentous

0:01:08 > 0:01:11mouse moments. Remember when you were nearly a snack for an

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Argathrondion space beast, and I jumped in at the last second?

0:01:15 > 0:01:16CRUNCH!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18I don't remember that episode!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Wha...?

0:01:21 > 0:01:23CLUNK!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Sorry, Colonel. We were just reminiscing and marvelling at

0:01:25 > 0:01:28my inner steel and self-confidence.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Excellent work, DM, as you were.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35I've forgot to say we're getting some reports from Texas.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Seems Baron Greenback is hanging around some nodding donkeys.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Surrounding himself with yes men again? Typical.

0:01:42 > 0:01:48No, nodding donkeys. Big Texans, thirsty birds - oil wells, DM.

0:01:48 > 0:01:53Get out there and find out what old green gills is up to.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Yes! The world's premier villain is enacting his latest dastardly

0:01:57 > 0:01:59ultra-evil, planet threatening plan!

0:01:59 > 0:02:00CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03At least he would be if he could get out of first gear!

0:02:03 > 0:02:08OK, Sweetie, a little, little more throttle. Release the...

0:02:08 > 0:02:09- ZOOM! - Slowly! Slowly.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Check your mirrors.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Not the photon cannon!

0:02:15 > 0:02:16ZAP!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18BANG!

0:02:18 > 0:02:19CRASH!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21- BOTH:- Haaaugh!

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Dad! Stop yelling at me.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26This is so embarrassing. I didn't ask to be born.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Or learn to drive.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Ahh.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Delilah, how will you ever take over my empire and come up with

0:02:33 > 0:02:35your own evil plans if you can't even...

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Look out for the mountain!

0:02:37 > 0:02:38CRUNCH!

0:02:38 > 0:02:43Ooh. Nicely done. Parking brake on. And activate...

0:02:43 > 0:02:45The Corer!

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:02:50 > 0:02:56The Corer can extract the core essence from anything.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59SUCK!

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Oil.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01SUCK!

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Money.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04SUCK!

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Diamonds.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08All you need to do, Sweetie, is keep it in a steady hover,

0:03:08 > 0:03:10and steel a fortune's worth of diamonds.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13What if I press the wrong button? What if I blow up the ship?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15What if Danger Mouse arrives to stop us?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Not so fast, Baron!- Ah!- Uh-oh!

0:03:20 > 0:03:21- SLAP! - Waaaaah!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26That's put the Baron's plan in a bit of a spin.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- SUCK! - Arrrgh!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Arrrrgh!

0:03:34 > 0:03:35- THUMP! - Eyah!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Are you all right, Chief?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40No harm done, Penfold. What's say we head home?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42CLUNK CLICK

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- INDICATORS TICK - Steady as she goes.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Chief?

0:03:47 > 0:03:48- BOTH:- Ohh!

0:03:48 > 0:03:49BEEP!

0:03:52 > 0:03:56- Pure extracted essence of Danger Mouse!- Ohhhh!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Hmmm. Let's see if this works. Hold still, darling.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- ZAP! - Yaaah!

0:04:04 > 0:04:06That tickles!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08There's no way that chemically altering my daughter's

0:04:08 > 0:04:10personality like this could possibly backfire.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Hmm?

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Strange! Ever since he was zapped by the Baron's machine,

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Danger Mouse hasn't really been himself.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21HE STRAINS

0:04:25 > 0:04:27- PLUCK! - Yaaaah!

0:04:32 > 0:04:36I have discovered something truly shocking about Danger Mouse.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40I knew it! He's not actually a mouse! He's a gerbil!

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Eh, no. That's not it at all. - Oh. As you were.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Danger Mouse's personality consists of 10% optimism,

0:04:47 > 0:04:4920% adventurousness,

0:04:49 > 0:04:5120% terrible one-liners,

0:04:51 > 0:04:54and 50% confidence.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Hello, everyone. Sorry to make a fuss.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Crumbs! Where's it all gone?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Hey! What's up, peeps?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05I am a gorgeous strong young woman with a mind of my own.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07FYI the world is mine. Peace!

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Thought not peace, war. Delilah out.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13I think that answers your question.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15With Danger Mouse's stolen confidence,

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Delilah Von Greenback is reinventing herself,

0:05:18 > 0:05:23and treating the world like a pick-and-mix personality emporium!

0:05:23 > 0:05:26SUCK!

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Uh! I feel fabulous!

0:05:29 > 0:05:31As we part the dark clouds of history,

0:05:31 > 0:05:33and turn our gaze to a brighter future...

0:05:33 > 0:05:36SUCK!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38That's really, like, good for, like,

0:05:38 > 0:05:40all the people in where we're living now, and stuff.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42You know?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44ZAP!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I feel positively eloquent.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Do you not approve of what I have become, father?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Maybe Daddy should take over the controls now, Sweetie?

0:05:53 > 0:05:54Silence! I want more!

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- How is he?- His confidence levels are dangerously low.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08But if we take it slowly and treat him gently...

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Pull yourself together, man! The world needs you!

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Delilah Von Greenback is on a personality stealing rampage,

0:06:16 > 0:06:18and only you can stop her!

0:06:19 > 0:06:23Well, I'll do my best, Colonel, but no promises. I might fail.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25That's the spirit!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Wait a minute! What did you just say?

0:06:30 > 0:06:33You're looking handsome today!

0:06:33 > 0:06:37You are a worthwhile and important individual! Is that a new haircut?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39A-ha-ha-HA! You are so funny!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49You smell nice! I like your smile!

0:06:49 > 0:06:52You have an authentic recording artist's voice!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Watch out for the Lincoln Memorial! Arrgh!

0:06:55 > 0:06:56CLANG!

0:06:56 > 0:06:57CRASH!

0:06:57 > 0:07:00It's no good, Penfold. I've lost it.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Hah! And I've got it!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Why wait to take over my father's empire of evil...

0:07:05 > 0:07:07When I can do it now!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Well, Sweetie, several reasons.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13It's a rhetorical question!

0:07:13 > 0:07:17Anyways, there's only one more personality trait that I need.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Humility! How about we beam it back in?- Never!

0:07:20 > 0:07:21SLAP!

0:07:21 > 0:07:24I've removed every single weakness from my personality,

0:07:24 > 0:07:28and now I just need to add my father's evil deviousness.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30No, Delilah! Bad girl!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32You know what your problem is, Daddy?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35You were never bold enough.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36BEEP!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Waaah!

0:07:39 > 0:07:40THUMP!

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Ohhh!- Hey, how's it going?

0:07:43 > 0:07:48Who wants to just rule planet earth when I, Delilah Von Greenback,

0:07:48 > 0:07:52can create and rule my very own planet of planets!

0:07:57 > 0:07:58ZAP!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00ZAP!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02ZAP!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04ZAP! ZAP!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Mwa-ha-ha!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11I will make my own, new evil planet!

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Delilah...iana!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17What? Well, it's just a working title.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21As planet earth transforms into Delilahiana, or however you

0:08:21 > 0:08:25say it, will Danger Mouse find it within himself to fight back?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Come on, Chief! Um...

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Unleash your inner tiger! Rrah!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Free the lion within yourself!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Oh, that's pretty much the same thing.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Ah! The scrapbook of momentous mouse moments from scene four!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Look, Chief!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43There's you saving the day!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45And again! And again!

0:08:45 > 0:08:49See! You can stop Delilah if you just believe in yourself!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52All right, Penfold. Let's do this!

0:08:56 > 0:08:57CRASH!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Penfold? See if you can find my confidence in this lot.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03I'll distract Delilah.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05The game's up, Delilah.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Ah! You don't stand a chance!

0:09:08 > 0:09:12You're probably right. Sorry to barge in like that, I'll go.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15It's OK, Chief - I've found your confidence!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22- SMACK! - Arrgh!- Oops.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26ZAP!

0:09:26 > 0:09:27HE SOBS

0:09:27 > 0:09:31No, no, that's sentimentality!

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Oh, carrots!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Um, how about this one?

0:09:34 > 0:09:35ZAP!

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man... That's playfulness!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41You're not match for me, Danger Mouse!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43ZAP!

0:09:43 > 0:09:47How confident are you about that?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52ZAP!

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Oh! Why are you all looking at me? OMG! Dad?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- PENFOLD:- Good to have you back, Chief.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Now, about this whole end of the world thing?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Hmm. We simply need to pilot down to

0:10:11 > 0:10:13the centre of the earth, blast the

0:10:13 > 0:10:15planet with the Corer, and send all

0:10:15 > 0:10:17this chaos back where it belongs.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20And you're...confident we can do it?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Another great addition to the scrapbook of

0:10:26 > 0:10:28momentous mouse moments. Job done.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Where do you think the Baron is?

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Hopefully, settling his daughter into her new school.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Da-a-d!

0:10:35 > 0:10:37I'm sorry I tried to change you, Sweetie.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41If you don't want to be an evil mastermind, that's up to you.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43- See you at half term! - Bye-bye, Daddy.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51See you all very soon, suckers.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

0:10:55 > 0:10:59# He's the greatest He's fantastic

0:10:59 > 0:11:00# Wherever there is danger

0:11:00 > 0:11:01#He'll be there

0:11:01 > 0:11:04# Danger Mouse

0:11:04 > 0:11:07# Danger Mouse

0:11:07 > 0:11:12# Danger Mouse! #

0:11:14 > 0:11:15BANG!