0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger, he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# He's the ace, he's amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse. #
0:00:38 > 0:00:40London is in peril
0:00:40 > 0:00:43as once again, Professor Squawkencluck's mum has turned
0:00:43 > 0:00:47her dad into a monster in an effort to cut down on housework.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Families - they're all the same!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Setting self-destruct.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Five seconds. Activate ejector seats.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Chief! Oh, carrots!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Penfold?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- You all right?- The only thing that's hurt is my pride.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- RATTLING - And every bone in my body.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Well done, DM.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Take the rest of the day off - after tidying up, of course.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Urgh!
0:01:18 > 0:01:19You heard the Colonel, Penfold.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Clean up here and I'll see you back...
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Doh!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Imagine, me fighting dragons as me!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34It's just like real life but without the cleaning-up after.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Devilish doings, DM.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40The princess is painting the town pink.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42To the danger car, Penfold. Time to be heroes for real.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Doh!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Cheese? You missed a bit.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50No, I meant THAT bit!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Huh. The alert is off.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57For five minutes, there will be no emergencies.
0:01:57 > 0:02:02Just popcorn, us and the Professor's 200-inch wide screen.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04I need help moving some equipment.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06THEY GROAN
0:02:06 > 0:02:09I'm the world's greatest secret agent, not a forklift.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Everyone has chores, Danger Mouse.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Now, hand over your badge.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14You can't fire me for complaining.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16I know. I've tried.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Anyway, I'm not firing you.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19I'm releasing the Queen of Weevils
0:02:19 > 0:02:22from her intradimensional prison inside your badge.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Don't do it. She wants to turn the world into a magical kingdom.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Funny, when you say it out loud, it doesn't sound so bad.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I have reason to believe she is taking control of the badge.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36I shall destroy you all!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39BEEPING
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Danger Mouse, it's your job to transport her
0:02:41 > 0:02:44to a more secure cell at the Arkwright Asylum.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Chores again? We need a rota.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Free at last!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55SHE LAUGHS
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Now, I shall have my revenge.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Argh! Ooh!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Way ahead of you, Queenie!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Your false magic will never hold me.
0:03:07 > 0:03:14I will destroy this miserable world in a storm of dragon fire.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16We've missed you, too.
0:03:17 > 0:03:23Duh! Honestly, today, it's just chores, chores, chores.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28Release me, Danger Mouse, and I'll make you my greatest champion.
0:03:28 > 0:03:33And you, Penfold, will be my greatest...
0:03:33 > 0:03:35whatever it is you do.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Neither of you will have chores again
0:03:39 > 0:03:41as long as ye both shall live.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Which won't be long with you in charge.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Nice try, but this is your stop.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Chief!
0:03:53 > 0:03:54No, you can't have one.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56The Queen's Weevils only work with her magic
0:03:56 > 0:03:58and they're not house-trained.
0:04:01 > 0:04:07When I get out, my dragons will lay waste to your false civilisation.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I'm going to miss these chats.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11WHOOSHING
0:04:11 > 0:04:14WHIRRING
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Deactivate magical dampener field.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20No! The force field's not active!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Don't worry, chief. She missed.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Did I?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32SHE LAUGHS
0:04:37 > 0:04:40'Twas was the night before act two,
0:04:40 > 0:04:44'and all through HQ, nothing was stirring, not even a Weevil.'
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Activate relaxation programme six.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50SCREAMING
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- BELCHING - Ouch! Oh, that isn't relaxing.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02I am an innocent damsel, locked in a cruel dungeon.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Help me, Sir Danger de Mouse.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06You're my only hope.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08HE GASPS
0:05:08 > 0:05:10To horse!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Mmm...huh? Argh!
0:05:19 > 0:05:20NEIGHING
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Hold tight, faithful hobbit squire.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Hobbit?- Yes, stout friend.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26A fair damsel needs our help.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Stout?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Onward through the fearsome forest.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32ENGINE REVS
0:05:32 > 0:05:34ROARING
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Gah! The red-eyed tree of doom.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40WHOOSHING
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Chief, have you had too much sugar again?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Take that, foul willow beast.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Speak to me, my hero
0:05:49 > 0:05:53and stop messing about with a stupid traffic light.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I mean, tree! Hurry, Sir Danger.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Yield, red-eyed monster.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Er, red-and-amber-eyed monster.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Green-eyed monster!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02I'm coming, fair damsel.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03- Come.- Hey!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06We must escape this villainy.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10To the malevolent mountains! Spread your wings, mighty steed.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Argh!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Hang on, this is familiar.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19Chief, this damsel wouldn't be a giant beetle with a crown on?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Is she not as sweet as a flower?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23She is NOT!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25You're under a spell, chief.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Nothing you're seeing is real.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Be this not a dark, desolate land filled with mud-eating peasants?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Of course it is! It's London.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I meant everything else.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37And I suppose THAT isn't Camelot?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Oh, crumbs. We're here!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44OK, stand down, Danger Mouse.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46A gargoyle!
0:06:46 > 0:06:47How dare you call me a gargoyle!
0:06:47 > 0:06:51CRACKING AND WHOOSHING
0:06:51 > 0:06:54No offence, in a way, it's a compliment. Excuse me.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Oh! Ow!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Moth down. Moth down!
0:07:05 > 0:07:06I must rescue the fair maiden.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh, crumbs!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- > Quick, open my cell. - Ah!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Danger Mouse, you're under a spell.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17And don't you dare call me an ogre.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Ogre? You look like a chicken in a lab coat.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22OK. Weird but anyway...
0:07:24 > 0:07:26SHE LAUGHS
0:07:26 > 0:07:31Your false magic will have no affect on my hero.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33SHE SCREAMS
0:07:37 > 0:07:40He's our hero, bug face, not yours.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Penfold, the magic dampener isn't working.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45The magic must be inside the field.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Search him!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Ha-ha! Stop it! This is no way for a squire to behave!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56There's nothing there.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Now, wait!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Hah!
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Mmm? Meh! Huh!
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Now the world shall see my vengeance.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13You's in big trouble, bruv!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15What an odd dream!
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Still, back to normal now - if you ignore the chicken in a fish tank.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23The Queen cast a spell.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25You were imagining monsters everywhere.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29OK, that one's real.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35SHE LAUGHS
0:08:35 > 0:08:37It's the end of the world.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39That's a bit glass-half-empty.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Look on the bright side.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42No chores, and I get to fight a dragon for real.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44To horse!
0:08:44 > 0:08:48HEAVY ROCK MUSIC
0:08:52 > 0:08:55THEY SCREAM
0:08:55 > 0:08:57We need a plan, chief.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01I'll use the magic dampening generator to trap the Queen.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Eh?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Only magic can fight magic, Danger Mouse.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Your world is at an end.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Magic! That's it!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Penfold, can you handle screaming a lot?- I'll do my best, chief!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18HE SCREAMS A LOT
0:09:21 > 0:09:23SHE LAUGHS
0:09:25 > 0:09:27BIRDS COO
0:09:27 > 0:09:31A crest for Sir Queen de Weevils!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33I, the evil Sir Dastardly Mouse
0:09:33 > 0:09:35have captured this poor pathetic damsel.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Damsel?- Just keep screaming, Penfold.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Oh... Argh, argh!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43HE SCREAMS
0:09:47 > 0:09:50You're safe now, fair damsel.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Now!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Argh!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56What?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58No!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Ow!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03This isn't the end.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06THEY LAUGH
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Well done!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10You've proven yourself true heroes again.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Now, let's get started repairing that wall
0:10:12 > 0:10:16and when you're done, there's an asylum to rebuild.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Oh, carrots!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Only joking. I've plugged your giraffe warriors
0:10:20 > 0:10:23into my hollow grammy-wammy whatsit.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Sit back and relax.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Yes. I'll start with the vacuuming.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Anyone got a mop?
0:10:33 > 0:10:37'Thus ends the tale of the great hero Sir Danger de Mouse
0:10:37 > 0:10:39'and his trusty hobbit squire.'
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Here, who you calling a hobbit? - 'Well, if the boot fits...'
0:10:42 > 0:10:45What do you mean? You won't find any hairy feet there.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47'I'm trying to finish the programme. Do you mind?'
0:10:47 > 0:10:52- That's a rude question!- Can someone get me out of this fish tank!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:10:58 > 0:10:59# Wherever there is danger
0:10:59 > 0:11:01# He'll be there
0:11:01 > 0:11:03# Danger Mouse
0:11:03 > 0:11:06# Danger Mouse
0:11:06 > 0:11:11# Danger Mouse. #