0:00:05 > 0:00:07Chief!
0:00:08 > 0:00:09# He's the greatest
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# He's the strongest He's the quickest
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# He's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:34BANG!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40London. City of power.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42History!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44And enormous yellow ducks?!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Oh! A chase. How exciting!
0:00:46 > 0:00:49I wonder who our valiant heroes are pursuing.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53The Baron? Tutankhamoo? The Snowman?
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Oh, it's Count Duckula.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Well, this shouldn't take too long.
0:00:55 > 0:01:00Grrr. Fire eggs-sploding bombs!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Huh?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Arrgh!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Scrambled eggs WITHOUT toast!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15The fiend!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Activate bread cannon!
0:01:26 > 0:01:27SQUEAK!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Stop it! This is no time for lunch!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Arrgh!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39And so our hero is victorious, once again!
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Of course he's victorious,
0:01:40 > 0:01:43he was chasing a bath toy!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45How about we swap cars and see who wins then, huh?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47How about we swap blows, instead?
0:01:47 > 0:01:51How am I supposed to become the most famous person in the world if
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I'm always playing second fiddle?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Oi! I'm second fiddle!
0:01:55 > 0:01:59You're not even in the orchestra!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01I'm sorry, Duckula. If you've got a problem,
0:02:01 > 0:02:03take it up with the writers.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Writers, huh? Hmm.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10There you are, DM. We have an emergency! Jeopardy Mouse has...
0:02:10 > 0:02:14- Eh?- Danger Mouse. The US Secret Service needs your help.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Agent Jeopardy has been kidnapped by Baron Greenback.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18THEY GASP
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I was just telling him that!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23DM, Thingummy's been thingummyjigged!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25By Baron...Thingummybob!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Understood. I'll just drop Duckula off at the Arkwright Asylum, and...
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Chief! He's gone!
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Clock's ticking, DM. The JM's sitrep is A1, we need you STAT and ASAP.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43Quite. A4. B12. You sank my battleship, and whatnot.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44On our way.
0:02:46 > 0:02:51Two car chases in the same episode, Chief! Has the budget gone up?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54No. We're just using the shots from the first chase again.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- What on earth?- Huh-ah!
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Yes! 'Tis I! Count Duckula!
0:03:05 > 0:03:10The world's most sensationally skilled secret agent.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13And my faithful sidekick...
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Redfield!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Crusts count!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23OK, I'm not sure what's going on here,
0:03:23 > 0:03:26but we have a villain to arrest and a Jeopardy to rescue.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27I surrender.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31There's no point in fighting when my opponent is so incredibly talented.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35- Well, that's very nice of you.- Mm. I wasn't talking to you.- Hmm?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Thanks for the rescue. I'm forever in your debt.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41I'm sure you'd do the same for me.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Count Duckula, you're so...
0:03:43 > 0:03:45handsome...?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Will you be my boyfriend...?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Oh, come ON! I wouldn't SAY that!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I'm meant to be a professional super spy.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I'm so glad you said that!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I can't read these lines.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59I would never surrender to this duck-billed loon.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02I mean, where's my motivation? Hmm?
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Duckula, what have you done?!
0:04:03 > 0:04:07I've kidnapped the writers! Ha-ha!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Cue MY titles!
0:04:15 > 0:04:18London. A city that's, like, in real danger, and stuff.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Much more danger than there was when that loser Danger Mouse was
0:04:21 > 0:04:22on the show.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26But don't worry because, like, here comes a real hero...?
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Oooh! You are too awesome!
0:04:30 > 0:04:34We will haunt you till the day you die!
0:04:38 > 0:04:39CLANK
0:04:39 > 0:04:40RUMBLE
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Not so fast, Ghostbot!
0:04:45 > 0:04:50I shall defeat you with the thing all ghostbots fear the most!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Rock music!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54HE PLAYS A WILD SOLO
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Duckula too cool!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Cannot compute!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11All right, Duckula! This has gone far enough!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14What? You can't be here!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I had you written out.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18You can't write US out!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Danger agents and sidekicks are written in permanent ink as
0:05:20 > 0:05:22a precaution.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Although it does seem that you can change our appearance.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Um. Can I keep this?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Tell us where you're keeping the writers, Duckula.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36You mean the writers who wrote me this quiche trap?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Never!
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Quick, Chief! Let's eat our way out! - It'll never work, Penfold.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45I've only just had lunch.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- HONK! - Hee-hee.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52I'm going to be famous, and there's nothing you can do!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55With ghostbots and quiche traps? Ha-ha-ha.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Honestly, you'll need to come up with
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- something more entertaining than that.- Really? I will?
0:06:00 > 0:06:01You need something spectacular.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05I suggest you go back to... Sorry, where were you keeping the writers?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- In the dungeons at Castle Duckula. - Right.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Go back there and come up with something that will really
0:06:09 > 0:06:10put you on the map.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Thanks, buddy. Great notes.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Um, Chief. Why are you helping Duckula?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Did I miss a meeting?- I wasn't.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22I was tricking him into revealing the location of the writers.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Now, we rescue them.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25HONK!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oh! I'm stuck in a quiche.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Things look bleak for the ex-star of the show.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32And even bleaker for me, as I have to narrate this nonsense.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37I need the best show ever! I want dancing! I want stars!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I want dancing stars!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42MONKEYS CHATTER
0:06:42 > 0:06:44What? What were you expecting?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46It's not like they're writing Shakespeare.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Now, how about writing me a big song?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Actually, we don't do music.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53That's Steve, the sound seal. Mmm.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Meanwhile, Danger Mouse and Penfold find themselves in Transylvania.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Whoa! What did he just say?
0:07:04 > 0:07:08It's not fair! I want to be the most famous person in the world!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Ha! You'd have to be more famous than Danger Mouse!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15And that'll never happen! Not in this universe!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- You're right.- I am?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Changing the show isn't enough.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23I need to change the world itself!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Double peanuts if you delete everything.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27- MONKEYS:- Peanuts!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30I'm starting from scratch!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32What? No!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Let's start with...a mountain!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Chief!
0:07:37 > 0:07:38A-ha-ha!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42He's re-written reality. There's nothing left but Duckula.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Now who's the big star?
0:07:43 > 0:07:44BOTH: Arrgh!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I'm not just on the map...
0:07:46 > 0:07:51I AM the map! I'm the whole world!
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Penfold, we've lost everything. But we still have our dignity.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58So, let's promise not to do any of those over-acted woe-is-me speeches.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03WHY did it have to end like THIS?!
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Well, maybe just the one, then.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Everything we've ever loved! Taken from us in the blink of an eye!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10PENFOLD CRIES
0:08:10 > 0:08:12I see he hasn't changed the sound design.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17But we still have our pride, and each other. Best friends forever!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Even if forever ends today...
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Actually, Penfold, I think I've just had a really SOUND idea.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Ha! I'm the most famous thing in the universe.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Because I'm the ONLY thing in the universe.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34KNOCK ON DOOR
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Hope you enjoyed your 15 seconds of
0:08:36 > 0:08:39fame, Duckula, because it's over.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41No, you don't scare me.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I'll just get the monkeys to write you into a black hole.
0:08:43 > 0:08:48I think Steve might have something to say about that.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52APPLAUSE
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Writers, drop a truck on them.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh, and make it an ice cream van, I'm hungry.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58MONKEYS CHATTER
0:08:58 > 0:09:00ICE CREAM CHIME PLAYS
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Steve - a boing,
0:09:02 > 0:09:04if you'd be so kind.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06BOING!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07What? Writers!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09CHATTERING
0:09:11 > 0:09:12POP! POP!
0:09:12 > 0:09:13BOUNCE!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Yah! Writers!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16MONKEY CHATTERS
0:09:16 > 0:09:18DINOSAUR ROARS
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Meow!
0:09:22 > 0:09:23May I?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25DANGER MOUSE ROARS
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Meeeooow!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Waah!
0:09:29 > 0:09:30THUMP
0:09:30 > 0:09:31You can't beat me!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Not while I've got the writers!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35SAD VIOLINS PLAY
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I just want to be the most famous person ever.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Is that so...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Is that really so much to ask? Huh?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46To be...loved and adored?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49By every single person that's ever...
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Wait, hang on - I wasn't feeling sad.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56No, it was a musical distraction.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59The sound effect of a door being unlocked, please.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01DOOR UNLOCKS
0:10:01 > 0:10:03No!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06The peanuts are on me, boys!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Oh!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24AIR RAID SIREN BLARES
0:10:24 > 0:10:26THAT...does not sound good.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Meow!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Yes, with Duckula defeated, sanity is restored,
0:10:33 > 0:10:35and our heroes can rest.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38You know, Penfold, the writers offered to change anything I
0:10:38 > 0:10:41wanted, but I said having our show back was reward enough.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44I couldn't agree more!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Oh, really, Penfold?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48You couldn't write it.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52# He's the greatest
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# He's fantastic
0:10:54 > 0:10:56# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:10:56 > 0:10:59# Danger Mouse
0:10:59 > 0:11:02# Danger Mouse
0:11:02 > 0:11:07# Danger Mouse! #
0:11:08 > 0:11:09BANG!