0:00:05 > 0:00:07Chief!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# He's the greatest
0:00:10 > 0:00:11# He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:18# He's the strongest, He's the quickest
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# He's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Danger Mouse
0:00:26 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:34BANG!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40It's a quiet morning in London.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43And the day is off to a slow start.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46But not for Danger Mouse! BEEP BEEP!
0:00:46 > 0:00:49He starts every day with a bang!
0:00:49 > 0:00:50HE GASPS
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Hauh! Hah!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Hiyah!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Ah! Another perfect morning workout.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Oh, well done, Penfold.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08This is the first time you've ever been up before me.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Sorry I'm late, Chief.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- I slept through the alarm.- Hang on.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Well, if you're here...then who's that?
0:01:15 > 0:01:16- DANGER MOUSE GASPS - Security breach!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Hauh!- Ah-hah!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Ha! Ha!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Ah, DM. I see you've met Agent 58.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27He's your new sidekick.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Pleasure to be on the team.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Colonel, I do already have a sidekick.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31You remember Penfold?
0:01:31 > 0:01:32TING!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Nope! Never seen him before in my life.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Eh, what did you say his name was? Beanfork?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Well, I think you'll prefer this one, DM.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43He's got six arms, and he's the son of my old partner,
0:01:43 > 0:01:46the best sidekick ever - Agent 57.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50My only goal is to be as good a sidekick as my father.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54I live for danger. Nothing can stop me!
0:01:54 > 0:01:55GULP!
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- All the same, sir, I think I'll stick with Beanfork.- Hmmm.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Well, you're the boss. Or am I the boss?
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Anyway, I've got a top secret mission for you.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Professor!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Isambard King Kong Brunel has developed a device that can
0:02:10 > 0:02:14instantaneously detonate a thousand megatons of custard.
0:02:14 > 0:02:19Just one bomb could cover half the world in a sea of thick,
0:02:19 > 0:02:22choking, scrumptious, custard.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Brunel's planning to sell it to the highest bidder at this year's
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Crimicon convention.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31So, we just sneak in and nab it, eh?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Eeeexactly, DM.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36If it falls into the wrong hands,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38we'll all end up with egg-based pudding on our faces.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Villainous fans attend Crimicon dressed as their favourite
0:02:41 > 0:02:44super villains, so I've created some suitable costumes for you.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Yippee!
0:02:49 > 0:02:53There's something strange about that Agent 58, Chief.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Hmmm, says the hamster dressed as a panda. Come on, let's get in there.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Now, don't forget, they'll all villains, so act evil,
0:02:59 > 0:03:01and turn your phone to mute.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Wouldn't an evil person have their phone turned up loud?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Activate eye patch. Call Penfold.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09DANGER MOUSE THEME PLAYS
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Yeeeahhh, it is a bit of a giveaway.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Get my new autobiography! It's one for the price of two!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24He made it all up! No refunds!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Ooo-ooo-ahh-ahh ahh! Ahh!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Now, there's King Kong Brunel, but I can't see the custard bomb.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33LLAMA LAUGHS MECHANICALLY
0:03:33 > 0:03:36PENFOLD LAUGHS
0:03:36 > 0:03:41Laugh all you like! My guard llama is the future of home security!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Oh, crumbs!
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- Excuse me, I've heard you've got a custard bomb.- It is not a bomb!
0:03:52 > 0:03:56It just creates a huge amount of delicious custard!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Enough to destroy the planet?
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Well, the real Baron Greenback didn't have
0:03:59 > 0:04:01a problem when I sold it to him.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Greenback?!
0:04:03 > 0:04:08Greetings, citizens of earth, and all my friends at Crimicon!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:10 > 0:04:13For years, I have been plotting the takeover of the earth.
0:04:13 > 0:04:19Now, finally, thanks to my custard bomb, I shall achieve mein aim!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:25 > 0:04:28If the governments of the world do not surrender to
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- me in just one hour...- Hour.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35..you will all get your just desserts!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! - Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I shall now take questions from the audience.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Aw, hey, I'm a big fan. But won't Danger Mouse stop...
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Don't mention Danger Mouse!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49DANGER MOUSE THEME PLAYS
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Eh, I can't talk now!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I'm on a mission!
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Danger Mouse!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56THE CROWD GASP
0:04:56 > 0:04:57No autographs!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00GREENBACK GASPS
0:05:00 > 0:05:04A perfect opportunity to demonstrate my guard llama.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Run away, Chief?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Tactical retreat, Penfold.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Ah! We lost him, Chief.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26If I can't lose a robot llama in a busy city, I'll eat my badge.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Do you want your badge cooked, or are you going to eat it raw?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Only one thing getting cooked, Penfold, and it's that llama.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Agent 58?!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41You're a shapeshifter!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43No, I'm a mimic octopus.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45We don't like the term "shapeshifter",
0:05:45 > 0:05:48it sounds rather...shifty.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49You are shifty!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52If you were the llama, why were you chasing us?
0:05:52 > 0:05:58I had to make it look real after you let your phone go off. Dumb-dumb.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I could have sworn it was on mute.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Whatever!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04All that matters is I got the custard bomb.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10DM! 58's gone missing. If I find him I'll wring his...
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Hands, warmly, and say, "Well done!"
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Not over yet, Colonel.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18While Penfold was busy blowing our cover,
0:06:18 > 0:06:22I discovered a stockpile of other dessert-based weapons.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27The Baron's got a nuclear trifle and a ballistic blancmange.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30There's enough power here to feed and/or destroy the world ten
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- times over.- Get back in there, DM.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37- And I'm appointing Agent 58 as your new sidekick.- Ha-ha!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- But what about Penfold?- He's a liability. Leave him behind.- Never!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Penfold comes too.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45You'd be surprised how much use he is when we're in serious danger.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Yeah!
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Sorry, just how serious is this danger?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54You need a proper sidekick, Chief.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57And I intend to prove that I am your octopus.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Sorry, 58, but the job is Penfold's.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02He's got me out of more scrapes than I can count. Three.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Ooh! Well, I can count them.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12You see! He's captured Danger Mouse and Penfold!
0:07:12 > 0:07:18- And you said a guard llama was a stupid idea.- It is a stupid idea.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I am Agent 58,
0:07:20 > 0:07:21and you are all under arrest!
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Arrgh!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Arrgh!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Aaaiiieee!
0:07:32 > 0:07:36If you want to arrest me, you'll have to get past my fans first.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42A room full of Greenbacks to battle?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Ha! Is it Christmas?!- Hang on.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I've got an idea.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Hey-a, Ding Dong? What's the best a-weapon you got, huh?
0:07:53 > 0:07:58- I've got to fight-a the Danger Mouse.- I suppose the Mathmetron.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59It works like a calculator,
0:07:59 > 0:08:02except it really subtracts and multiplies things.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04So, set it to divide...
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Ahhhhhh!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Pull yourself together, Brunel!
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Nice heroic quip there, 58.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Now, subtract that cage.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Yaaaah!
0:08:17 > 0:08:18- Hee-hee-hee!- Hee-hee-hee!
0:08:20 > 0:08:21I'm coming, Chief!
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Oh, no! I'm saving Danger Mouse from now on.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Subtract!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Huh?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Here! What about me?
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Bumpies!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Curse you, Danger Mouse! - You do the honours, 58.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52One square root of Baron Greenback coming up.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55No! I hate maths!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Waaaah!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Well done, 58. You saved the world!- Oh, thanks, Chief.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03And now that I'm your sidekick we can do this every day.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05We'll be like best friends.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I'm sorry, 58. This doesn't change anything.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10I already have a sidekick, and a best friend.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I'm here, Chief!
0:09:12 > 0:09:17Well, if I can't be the best sidekick, I'll be the best agent!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20And that means replacing you!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Multiply by 100!- Don't do it!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Good luck defusing that lot.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34MECHANICAL LAUGH
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Times ten!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Goodbye, Danger Mouse!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:47 > 0:09:52Penfold. The situation looks a TRIFLE desperate!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Arrgh!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Hang on! Why haven't they fired?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Penfold!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01You being completely harmless has saved us!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Keep them busy while I defuse the trifle.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Colonel. Penfold and Danger Mouse, they...
0:10:07 > 0:10:11They got blown up by a trifle of mass destruction.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16But, the good news is, I survived. So, I can be your new top agent. OK?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Bad news about being blown up, DM.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21I'm sure I'll get over it, Colonel.
0:10:21 > 0:10:2358? We're taking you into
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- "custardy".- Oh, very good, Penfold.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Thanks, Chief.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30I'll destroy the whole agency before I let you take me.
0:10:30 > 0:10:338 limbs? Even it up if you wouldn't mind, Penfold.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Right-oh, Chief.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Divide by two!
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Oh!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Well done, Penfold.- Thanks, Chief.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46I must admit, seeing you two work together had me worried for a while.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48You'll always be my number two, Penfold,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- no matter how many times you blow our cover.- Thanks, Chief.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Or knock me out. - Yes, all right, Chief.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Or leave your phone on during a mission.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Isn't it time for the credits?
0:10:58 > 0:10:59# He's the greatest
0:10:59 > 0:11:01# He's fantastic
0:11:01 > 0:11:03# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:11:03 > 0:11:06# Danger Mouse
0:11:06 > 0:11:09# Danger Mouse
0:11:09 > 0:11:14# Danger Mouse! #
0:11:16 > 0:11:20BANG!