0:00:05 > 0:00:08Chiieeeeeeeeef!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # He's the ace - The ace!
0:00:16 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing! - Amazing!
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- # Danger Mouse! # - Aaaaaaargh!
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Since the dawn of time, the noble pig has lived side by...
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Pigs?!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45I must be in the wrong room again. PIGS SQUEAL
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Honestly, the signs in this building are atrocious.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50OINK!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Hee-hee-ha-ha-ha! Boys are gross, boys all stink,
0:00:53 > 0:00:56boys look pretty turned to pink.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Aaaaaargh!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Not so fast, Princess.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Ugh!
0:01:03 > 0:01:04GRUNT!
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Aaaaaargh!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Fire Danger Grappler!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Hey! Give that back!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Yeah, when pigs fly.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Oh, phooey! Oooh!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31THUD!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I hope you've learned a valuable lesson about playing with
0:01:33 > 0:01:35weapons of mass destruction.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Don't tell me what to do. You're not my dad.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40My daddy gives me whatever I want,
0:01:40 > 0:01:43and I want Danger Mouse destroyed!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47And not in a nice way!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Ah, they're lovely at that age.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Aren't you worried about what she said, Chief?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Penfold, I'm the world's greatest secret agent.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00I think I can handle the Princess's daddy. Whoever he is.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I want Danger Mouse destroyed!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Not a bad idea, Princess.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09With the world's greatest secret agent gone,
0:02:09 > 0:02:12I could finally take the few bits of the planet I don't already own
0:02:12 > 0:02:15and step out of the shadows.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18BEEP-BEEP-BEEP Marcy?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Have a light bulb sent up to my office and then buy all
0:02:20 > 0:02:22the light bulb factories and quadruple the prices.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24You know, the usual.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS Now...for Danger Mouse.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Oh! Aaaaah! - Hands by your sides.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33It'll save me sewing them back on later.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Oh!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37If this works, I'll be able to teleport agents directly to
0:02:37 > 0:02:38their top secret mission locations.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40And if it doesn't work?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Then I'll have invented an instant doom ray.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43It's a win-win.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Aaah! Aaaaah!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50It worked! Oh-ha-ha!
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Why is his stuff still here?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53It doesn't transport clothing.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Now, I wonder where he got to.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58You don't know where he's gone?!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00He could be anywhere in the world.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Aaaah! Let me out! THUMP-THUMP-THUMP!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Let me out! Let me out!
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Who am I?!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11So, your new machine teleports someone to
0:03:11 > 0:03:13a random location with no clothes or memory.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Scientifically speaking, it's a massive success.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19DM, we have a "pin me to the wall and shave off my moustache"
0:03:19 > 0:03:21whopper of an emergency!
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Great news, Colonel. Who are we up against?
0:03:22 > 0:03:26The Baron? Duckula? Megahertz? The Snowman?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I'm afraid Toady, Duckface, Megachap and Snowball
0:03:29 > 0:03:31are just the start of it.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Barons and toads first!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42My daddy likes to pick me up from school.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Ho! Ha! Ho!
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Chief, that's 12 of our worst enemies.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52BEEP-BEEP-BEEP
0:03:52 > 0:03:54That's odd. I wonder where they're all going.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56BOOM! CRASH!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Oo, 'eck! - Shall I call for backup, DM?
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Only if you want an audience.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01It's going to be quite a show.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Penfold? Are you coming?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Just putting my tea in a Thermos.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15First I'll wear him out with the riff-raff, then,
0:04:15 > 0:04:20when he's at his weakest, I'll step from the shadows and destroy him.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Ugh. Marcy! Fire everyone in the light bulb factories!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27ZAP! ZAP!
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Megahertz, boss level! Prepare for mega-doom!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Maximum points!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Megahertz win!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Yeah!
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Special move!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Upload virus.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Megahertz not feel good.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Ahem.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08The tea keeps me warm. Fancy a cup?
0:05:10 > 0:05:11SLURP Ooh!
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Ha!
0:05:15 > 0:05:16There's too many, Chief!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Call Danger Mackerel!
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Never! Next!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Ram him, Renfield!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32I meant with the stupid bath-toy car.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Ugh, fine, I'll drive.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Waaaargh!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Ugh!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Two more down and... Who-o-o-o-oa!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Don't forget to flush, Danger Mouse.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Ha!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Ho!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Ha!- Aaaaargh! CRASH!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05BOOM!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Anybody fancy a quick time-out?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Now, Barone!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Hang on. Won't we get...?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Ha! I did it! I finally did it!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22I defeated Danger... Oh!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- Ha!- O-o-o-o-oh!
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Ow!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Aaaaaaargh!
0:06:28 > 0:06:29You all right, Chief?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Never better.
0:06:31 > 0:06:36From this superior vantage point, I can see our last escaped villain.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39It's the Princess, and she's flying to that building.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Why don't I call Danger Moth and...?
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Penfold!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Shush.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Now the hero is exhausted,
0:06:45 > 0:06:49he'll be no match for the world's most powerful and secretive...
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Daddy!
0:06:51 > 0:06:52I should put a bell round her neck
0:06:52 > 0:06:54so I know when she's coming.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Hello-o-o-o?
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Anyone ho-o-o-ome?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00What I don't get is who broke the villains out of Arkwright.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Hmm. And why did the Princess come here?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06It's "bring your child to work" day.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Get him, Daddy. Get the bad mousey!
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Not now, Princess. The adults are talking.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Aaaaaaaah!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21So you're the Princess's father, eh?
0:07:21 > 0:07:22And much more.
0:07:22 > 0:07:27I own 98.7% of every business on Earth.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28I own Spamchops.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32I created the world's most addictive game, Giraffe Warriors.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35I own every important company on the planet,
0:07:35 > 0:07:37including the light bulb factories.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I'm worth 18 gazillion.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43My name is Augustus P Crumhorn IV.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I am head of Crumcorps,
0:07:45 > 0:07:47and I am your doom!
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Prepare...for...the...end!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Tune in next week when...
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Not the end of the show, the end of Danger Mouse!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oop! Sorry, Mr Crumhorn, sir.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01When I'm finished with you, Danger Mouse,
0:08:01 > 0:08:03no-one will be able to stop me.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I will own the world.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Ha! You'll need more than a metal suit.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19How about one of these?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Chief! That looks like our car.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Every weapon and vehicle in your store, I've copied and improved.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Aah! - Excuse us for just one second.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33(I don't care what you say, Penfold. It's time we called for backup.)
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Brilliant idea, Chief.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Professor? Professor? Hello?
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Odd.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Colonel?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42DM here, Colonel.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Danger Moth? Danger Mackerel?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47They would help you, Danger Mouse, but they're a little...
0:08:47 > 0:08:49tied up.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53You'd think he could afford a better joke.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Penfold! I've got an odd feeling.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00It's almost like I'm not 100% sure I can win this one.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02What is that?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Doubt, Chief.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Welcome to my world.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Aaaaargh!
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Ow! Mind the ears!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Ha! Not so tough without your little car now, are you?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Chiieeeeeeef!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27He-e-e-e-e-e-e-elp!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28I'm coming, Penfold!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33With my money and no Danger Mouse,
0:09:33 > 0:09:35there is nothing I can't do.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Not so fast, Crumhorn!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Hmm? What?!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I'm a trillionaire!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53You really think I've only got one?!
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Chief?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Save yourself!
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Hey-ya!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Danger Moth! Get them out of here!
0:10:05 > 0:10:10Crumhorn may have beaten me, but at least I'll know Penfold is safe.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18HE GASPS
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Don't blame yourself, Chief.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I... Why would I blame myself?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Oh, because I should've admitted I needed help.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Yes, well, I suppose it is my fault when you look at it.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Fire...everything!
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Penfold!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34No-o-o-o-o-o!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Chiiiieeeeeeeeeeef!
0:10:42 > 0:10:46The mousey's gone! Thank you, Daddy!
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Can I have a puppy now?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Ugh.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Chief?! Chief!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Crikey.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I think he's really gone.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58No-o-o-o-o-o!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Is this the end for Danger Mouse?
0:11:01 > 0:11:02I mean, is it?!
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Really?!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05I was hoping for a second series.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Come on, stop messing about.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Think of my mortgage!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:11:19 > 0:11:20# Wherever there is danger
0:11:20 > 0:11:22# He'll be there
0:11:22 > 0:11:24# Danger Mouse
0:11:24 > 0:11:27# Danger mouse
0:11:27 > 0:11:30# Danger Mouse!