0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# He's the ace He's amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:39'London. And on the streets,
0:00:39 > 0:00:42'Londoners go about their London-y business,
0:00:42 > 0:00:44'unaware that just below their feet
0:00:44 > 0:00:48'lies the top secret lair of Professor Squawkencluck.'
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I do love a new pair of shoes.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52PENFOLD WAILS
0:00:53 > 0:00:56'Oh. Well, it WAS top secret.' CAMERAS CLICK
0:00:56 > 0:00:57And the perfect landing.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00I'd call that a rather successful test flight, wouldn't you, Penfold?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Wah!- Oof!- If you say so, Chief...
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Aah! CRASH
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- PROFESSOR GASPS - What's the meaning of this?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08"This", pronoun,
0:01:08 > 0:01:10used to describe a specific thing or person close at hand.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14For example, THIS is a fantastic pair of jet boots.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15MACHINERY WHIRS
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Oof!
0:01:18 > 0:01:22I'm trying to keep the lab tidy. We have a special guest today.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Oh, look, Mr Snuggles. Sweets!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29SHE SCREAMS
0:01:29 > 0:01:32They aren't sweets. They're mini particle fusion bombs.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34SLURP
0:01:34 > 0:01:36BOOM PENFOLD WHISTLES
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Hello, Mr Big Mouse.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41You have to shake Mr Snuggles' hand, too.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Ah, hello, Mr Snuggly...- Snuggles!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Dawn won a competition to spend the day in the lab with me.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Daddy bought me a squillion entries, to make sure I won.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Let's play!- Sorry, Dawn. I don't really play.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Let's have a tea party.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59ACID HISSES PROFESSOR YELPS
0:02:00 > 0:02:02ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
0:02:02 > 0:02:04VOID THRUMS PENFOLD SCREAMS
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- PROFESSOR GASPS - That was close. I nearly lost him.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14My favourite pen.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Oh, look, Mr Snuggles - a hot tub!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- We've got one of these in all our houses...- Not in there!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Mr Snuggles!
0:02:26 > 0:02:27I've got him.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Let's play shinzies. Me first!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Augh!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Ow! That's not a real game.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Well, Dawn, it was lovely having you here, but it's time to go.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39- But-but-but... - SHE SOBS
0:02:39 > 0:02:41You said you'd play with me!
0:02:44 > 0:02:45You'll be sorry.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I will have my revenge!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Well, wasn't she...adorable?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53She seemed jolly cross, Chief.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Don't worry, Penfold. That's the last we'll see of her.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00OWL HOOTS
0:03:00 > 0:03:03That silly professor was so nasty, wasn't she, Mr Snuggles?
0:03:03 > 0:03:07"Oh, don't be sad, Dawn. I know something that will make you smile."
0:03:07 > 0:03:09What's that, Mr Snuggles?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11"How about a dress up girlie princess party?"
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Yay, girlie princess party!
0:03:13 > 0:03:14PARTY MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Something's happening, Mr Snuggles...
0:03:24 > 0:03:26DERANGED GIGGLES
0:03:28 > 0:03:30DAWN CRIES OUT
0:03:30 > 0:03:32COCKEREL CROWS
0:03:32 > 0:03:35I do love a good workout in the morning, don't you, Chief?
0:03:35 > 0:03:39I just need to work out what to eat first - bacon or egg?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I always find the best way to start a day is a 26-mile-jog,
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- 1,000 push-ups and... - ALARM BLARES
0:03:45 > 0:03:47..a colossal worldwide emergency.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49DM! Deadly serious news.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51You're trying out a new look?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I... I didn't do this. A little girl did.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55PENFOLD GIGGLES
0:03:55 > 0:03:57And you should see what she's done to London!
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Well, I suppose it's cheerful at least - like some kind of pink dawn.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I love it when we get the episode title in like that.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13DERANGED GIGGLES
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Pretty-pretty-pretty!
0:04:22 > 0:04:23My hair!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Ooh, I look quite nice.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Dawn, is that you? - There is no Dawn,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33there is only the Princess!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36DERANGED GIGGLE
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Translating for analysis...
0:04:40 > 0:04:41It's the tiara, Danger Mouse.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43It must have become supercharged
0:04:43 > 0:04:46when it fell into that vat of personality-amplifying mind gel.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48When Dawn put it on, it altered her DNA,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- transforming her into the all-powerful Princess.- Eh?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- How exactly did it do that? - Penfold, shush.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57So, all we need to do is take off the tiara and we'll be in the pink.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03'But before you can say "worldwide raid of pink terror",
0:05:03 > 0:05:06'the Princess has taken her reign of terror...
0:05:06 > 0:05:08'Well, worldwide.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10'From the Blue Ridge Mountains...
0:05:10 > 0:05:12'Er, Pink Ridge Mountains to the Golden Gate...
0:05:12 > 0:05:15'The Pink Gate Bridge, to Greenland...
0:05:15 > 0:05:17'Oh, for goodness' sake! I'll be in the canteen.'
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I'm here at the White House, as...
0:05:19 > 0:05:21I'm here at the Magenta Mansion, as...
0:05:24 > 0:05:27You'll all play with me now, won't you?
0:05:30 > 0:05:35- At least no-one's panicking, Chief. - What has she done to them?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38The longer the Princess wears the tiara, the more powerful she gets.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41She's literally turning people into her own plastic playthings.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43We need something to get us close.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47I'm thinking invisibility cloaks or teleportation capsules, or...
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Or...
0:05:50 > 0:05:52We turn you into princesses!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- What?!- Ooh, sequins!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57I mean... "What?!"
0:05:57 > 0:06:00You're just trying to get me back for all the inventions I've broken.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02It's the only way to get you close enough.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Dressing you up like idiots is just a bonus.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08For goodness' sake, DM - the fate of the world is in your hands.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Do an amusing makeover montage, and that's an order!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Professor, make us beautiful.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20PENFOLD SCREAMS
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Wah!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Being a princess is harder than it looks.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Any tips on playing dress up, Professor?- Me? I haven't a clue.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Never really been my thing.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- Oh, go on.- We could really do with the help.- It might even be fun.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43No, get away from me... No!
0:06:49 > 0:06:50DOORBELL GLINGS
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Hi, there. Is the Princess home?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55We've come to...play!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57GATE BUZZES
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Remember, we're little girls here to play.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I've never been good at playing, Danger Mouse.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Call me Princess Cindy. So, what you do for fun?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I mix rare chemicals to create compounds
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- which are unknown to science and... - Up here!
0:07:16 > 0:07:17DAWN GIGGLES
0:07:21 > 0:07:22You...
0:07:22 > 0:07:24PROFESSOR GASPS
0:07:24 > 0:07:27..are so pretty! Let's play!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29This is our chance, Professor.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31You play with her and we'll sneak up and grab that tiara.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33But I don't know how...
0:07:33 > 0:07:36So, er... What shall we play?
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Pat-a-cake!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, I'm just a little girl.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, I'm just a little girl.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, I'm going to rule the world!
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Do you like it?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54I love it! Shall I do yours?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56I never knew playing could be such fun.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57DAWN GIGGLES
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Here, take a look. - DAWN GASPS
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Get off! It's mine!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06PROFESSOR GASPS
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Oh! You're that nasty lady who wouldn't play with me!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14MR SNUGGLES GROWLS
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Snuggle him, Mr Snuggles!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Snuggle him until he can snuggle no more!
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Penfold, the tiara!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27PENFOLD SCREAMS PONY WHINNIES
0:08:27 > 0:08:28DERANGED GIGGLE
0:08:28 > 0:08:32'Is Danger Mouse doomed to be the Princess' plaything for ever?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34'Will the Professor's first play date be her last?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36'But on the plus side...
0:08:36 > 0:08:39'doesn't Penfold look fabulous?'
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Those are nice shoes, Danger Mouse. - Thanks, Professor.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46- But I don't think now is the time... - And by shoes, I mean BOOTS.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49And by BOOTS, I mean jet boots!
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Why didn't you say?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56THUD DAWN SCREAMS
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Mr Snuggles?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59No!
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Want to play chase, do you?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08PONY FARTS
0:09:08 > 0:09:10DANGER MOUSE COUGHS
0:09:10 > 0:09:11It's like breathing marshmallows.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Naughty pony!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16(Have some more dried apricots.)
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Hey, Princess - before you blast me,
0:09:31 > 0:09:33how about a game of hide and seek?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oh, goody! My favourite.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38One magic pony, two magic pony, three magic pony...
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Coming, ready or not!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Hey! No fair!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Sorry, playtime's over.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Into the river, foul tiara.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51BOOM
0:09:54 > 0:09:56No!
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Phooey.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Looks like all's back to normal.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Not quite.- What do you mean?
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Oh, my! Just look at these pyjamas.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11I suppose it's best just to let things be, right? Well, off to bed.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Night!- You have to admit it, Professor.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- You enjoyed playing like a little kid.- Oh, please.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18I was just playing that I like playing.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I can't believe you bought it, Danger Mouse.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Nope, you liked it.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23- Didn't.- Did.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Didn't, Princess Cindy. - Stop that.- Shan't.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29'And so, the world is saved from a pink dawn.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32'But what other threats lurk in our rainbow universe?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34'A crimson morning? A scarlet tea-time?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37'Whichever it is, we know we'll have a rosy future,
0:10:37 > 0:10:41'as long as we're protected by the world's greatest secret agent,
0:10:41 > 0:10:42'Princess Cindy.'
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Don't you start.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Danger Mouse
0:10:54 > 0:10:57# Danger Mouse
0:10:57 > 0:11:00# Danger Mouse! #