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0:00:05 > 0:00:07Chief!

0:00:07 > 0:00:08PENFOLD SCREAMS

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest He's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # He's the ace - The ace

0:00:16 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:32 > 0:00:34BOOM

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Previously on Danger Mouse...

0:00:40 > 0:00:41BANG

0:00:41 > 0:00:46So there's Danger Mouse battling the new super villain Crumhorn...

0:00:46 > 0:00:48No-o-o-o!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51And that was Danger Mouse diving in front of a... Oh, gosh.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52THEY SOB

0:00:52 > 0:00:55It's a dark day for the world.

0:00:56 > 0:01:01This may sound harsh, but it's time to forget Danger Mouse and move on.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04It's only been 24 hours!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07It seems like only yesterday.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11You have to accept that he isn't coming back.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Living in a fantasy world and giving yourself

0:01:14 > 0:01:17strange names like Penfold won't help.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20That's my actual name!

0:01:20 > 0:01:23You keep telling yourself that, son.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- HE SIGHS - Computer, play video.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28THEY SOB

0:01:30 > 0:01:32That's odd.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Hmm.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41So your new machine teleports someone

0:01:41 > 0:01:44to a random location with no clothes or memories?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Teleport?

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Computer, search news for mystery mice, new heroes.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Two little kids alone in the jungle with crocodiles,

0:01:54 > 0:01:57when this mystery guy swoops in...

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Oh, he saved us!

0:01:59 > 0:02:04They were dressing us up and riding us! It was horrible!

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Huh?

0:02:08 > 0:02:09HE GASPS

0:02:09 > 0:02:13He's alive! Danger Mouse is alive!

0:02:15 > 0:02:18The French rejected my offer for Paris?

0:02:18 > 0:02:22But I offered them a billion crum-pounds!

0:02:22 > 0:02:23BEEPING

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Marcy, buy the whole country and change the name to Loser-Ville!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Ha-ha-ha!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31For years I've secretly extended my reach around the globe

0:02:31 > 0:02:34in much the same way as I'm spreading my fingers

0:02:34 > 0:02:35around this orange.

0:02:35 > 0:02:41And now, with Danger Mouse gone, I shall tighten my grip.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Marcy, buy up all the oranges in the world and have them destroyed.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49ALARMS WAIL

0:02:49 > 0:02:54What? Who would dare attack my evil jungle-flattening operation?

0:02:56 > 0:03:02- Not possible! He can't be alive! - Who can't be alive?

0:03:02 > 0:03:07- No-one.- Danger Mouse is alive!

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Daddy!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11You promised you'd got rid of Danger Mouse!

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Oh, don't you want me to be happy, Daddy?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17SHE SOBS

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Oh! Oh, no, no, no! I'll deal with him, I promise.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Now, why don't you take the Ultra-Melter I bought you

0:03:23 > 0:03:27and turn the ice caps into slushy drinkies, yes?

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Daddy's got a world to secretly control.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35Ready or not, Danger Mouse, here I come.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Chief? Chief?

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Huh... I wonder what time it gets dark?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Ooh-eck!

0:03:48 > 0:03:49GROWLING

0:03:49 > 0:03:53Chief! Help! At least I won't see it coming.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Well? What are you waiting for?

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Eat me!

0:03:59 > 0:04:03I'd rather not. I don't want to spoil my lunch.

0:04:04 > 0:04:12- Danger Mouse!- And a Danger Mouse to you, too, stranger.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16No, you're Danger Mouse. Don't worry about your memory, Chief.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18I know everything about you!

0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Are you a stalker? - No! I'm your best friend.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23DISTANT ROARING

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Whoever you are, we'd better go before he wakes up.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28It wouldn't be fair to rough him up again. My place isn't far.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Your place?

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Cor! There's no place like home.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41That's me! And look!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43This is where we sit and pull the lever for me!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45HE SCREAMS

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- I wondered what that was for. - Don't you remember?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51You're the world's greatest secret agent!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54You fought a giant spider called Lionel.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56You've got an evil twin called Sinister Mouse!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59And the whole planet once got turned into a theme park in your honour.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Sounds a bit far-fetched. - I didn't write it.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Oh, there you are.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07I can't believe that I'm saying this, but we need you.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09We're that desperate.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Crumhorn's buying up the whole planet,

0:05:11 > 0:05:14and with no DM, we're powerless to stop it.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Colonel! I've got good news!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23BANG

0:05:25 > 0:05:29It's Crumhorn! I'll call back when you're less busy.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33THEY SCREAM

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Why are we running, Chief?

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Just bash up Crumhorn's battle suit and we can go home.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42I can't fight that!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45I'm just an ordinary jungle dweller who rescues crocodiles

0:05:45 > 0:05:46and has lost his memory.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48THEY SCREAM

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Is it true you really know nothing about yourself?

0:05:52 > 0:05:55I like eating beetles. They're surprisingly filling.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59Then I did destroy Danger Mouse after all! Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Why am I wasting my time here? I have a worldwide takeover to manage.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Ahhh!- Ooft.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Huh. You might not remember who you are, Chief, but I do.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15You're the best friend anyone ever had,

0:06:15 > 0:06:19and if you're not up to saving the world, then I'll do it for you.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22It must be my turn by now.

0:06:24 > 0:06:29Oh, I nearly forgot. These are yours.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Hmm?

0:06:38 > 0:06:43In just a few minutes I will own every house in every city

0:06:43 > 0:06:46in every country in the world!

0:06:46 > 0:06:51- Ha-ha-ha!- Daddy? - Not now, Princess. Daddy's playing.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53SHE GROWLS

0:06:55 > 0:07:00Odd. It's as if it gets smaller every time I have lunch.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Can't wait to see the look on Crumhorn's face when he realises

0:07:04 > 0:07:06he has to fight the two of us!

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Three.

0:07:07 > 0:07:13- Ah! Danger Hamster.- Penfold, Colonel. It's always been Penfold.

0:07:13 > 0:07:18For services to Queen and country, and because there's literally

0:07:18 > 0:07:23no-one else left, you are now promoted to Danger Hamster.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26We can do this, Colonel!

0:07:26 > 0:07:31Mathematically speaking, there's a 0.00001% chance of us winning.

0:07:31 > 0:07:37- So, no, we can't. - Good pep talk. Let's do this.

0:07:37 > 0:07:43'The best friend anyone ever had. Best friend. Best friend.'

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Penfold, shush!

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Penfold! He's called Penfold!

0:07:49 > 0:07:54Tennis court there. Swimming pools here, here and here.

0:07:54 > 0:08:00- Lose the hospital and, I don't know, maybe another pool.- Daddy?

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Not now, darling. Daddy's at work.- Ah!

0:08:05 > 0:08:11- She's always been artistic. - You can't do this, Crumhorn!

0:08:11 > 0:08:14And who is going to stop me?

0:08:14 > 0:08:19We may not have Danger Mouse's skills, but we've got heart.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- We've got passion.- We've got...

0:08:22 > 0:08:27- ..squished.- Hah!- Daddy... Why won't you listen to me?

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Can't you see the grown-ups are fighting?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- ALL:- Huh?

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- I'll take it from here, Penfold. - Chief?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Ah!- Hey!

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Remember me, Crumhorn? Because I do!

0:08:46 > 0:08:50You fool! You can't defeat me!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52HE CACKLES

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Yaaah!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Oh! Uh! Ah! Ee!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Yaaaah!

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Uh!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Oomph.

0:09:25 > 0:09:32Ha-ha! And now, Danger Mouse, prepare for the end!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Daddy!

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Fair enough, Crumhorn,

0:09:35 > 0:09:38but shouldn't you see what your daughter wants first?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Ever since you stepped out of the shadows,

0:09:40 > 0:09:42everyone's been ignoring me!

0:09:42 > 0:09:45What do I have to do to get some attention?!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Don't make a scene! We'll talk about this at bedtime!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50SHE GROWLS

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Get down! She's going to blow!

0:10:01 > 0:10:03What have you done?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Provided a well-timed distraction for a start.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Yaaah!- Ah!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Oh!

0:10:18 > 0:10:22It's all right, Princess. I can see I was wrong to steal your limelight.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Be good while I'm in prison, and if you can't be good,

0:10:25 > 0:10:30try not to turn the world into a pink balloon and pop it.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Oh, come on!

0:10:34 > 0:10:35THUMP

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Oooh!

0:10:40 > 0:10:45Baron Duckula. Isambard Bingbong Hotel. Panty-mini-one.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Better every day, Chief. We'll be fine.

0:10:49 > 0:10:53As long as nothing really dangerous happens any time soon!

0:10:53 > 0:10:55SINISTER LAUGHTER

0:10:55 > 0:10:59MAN: Another planet ripe for the plucking! Lieutenant, report.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03- WOMAN:- No intelligent life detected. - Oh, OK. Let's check the next one.

0:11:03 > 0:11:08Hey! No-one ignores our planet and gets away with it!

0:11:10 > 0:11:11# He's the greatest

0:11:11 > 0:11:13# He's fantastic

0:11:13 > 0:11:16# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:11:16 > 0:11:18# Danger Mouse

0:11:18 > 0:11:21# Danger Mouse

0:11:21 > 0:11:26# Danger Mouse! #

0:11:26 > 0:11:28BOOM