0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# He's amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:25# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:32# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:39 > 0:00:43What vile villainy bestrides our brave battling Brit?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46What pestiferous punishment has Penfold so pressed?
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Is he escaping some evil madman's lab
0:00:49 > 0:00:51or is he just making breakfast?
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Morning, Penfold.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Ready for another day of death-defying danger and excitement?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Hm, let me think. No!
0:01:00 > 0:01:04At least not until I've had my bowl of honey crumbs and there's no milk.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Oh, thank you.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Sorry, Penfold, I think this milk might be about to go off.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Mm, black cherry.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Ah!
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Hm. Oh.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32ICE CREAM VAN PLAYS POP GOES THE WEASEL
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Operation Milk Go Boom is complete.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Time for Operation Me Take Nap.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40No milk today, thank you.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45No, no, no, no, no.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oi, where's my milk?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50BOOM!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Dashpad showed that blighter breaking into HQ.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- Delicious.- Argh!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Sorry, Colonel, I've been searching the security system
0:01:58 > 0:02:00and I can't find the problem.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01I don't get it.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I gave Danger Mouse a brand-new hand-held security alarm wand.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Oops.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I spend all my time making the greatest gadgets
0:02:10 > 0:02:14any secret agent has ever had and you, Mouse, always break them.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Nonsense. Name three times that's ever happened.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Careful, Danger Mouse.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22That vase is actually a laser-guided bug detector.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Not that kind of bug, Danger Mouse.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Some sort of secret communications device disguised as a book, eh?
0:02:28 > 0:02:29That's just a book.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32THAT was a hi-def surveillance camera fly.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34And after years of research and effort,
0:02:34 > 0:02:37my Hadron Collider is now ready to unlock
0:02:37 > 0:02:38the mysteries of the universe.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43All right, name four.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Luckily I've finished a new system that's Danger Mouse-proof.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47It's called HEAD -
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Headquarters Electronic Assault Defender.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52I've integrated it with the security systems on all of HQ's buildings,
0:02:52 > 0:02:55devices and vending machines.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I'll just activate the app on my tablet.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Where's my tablet?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02DANGER MOUSE HUMS
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Hm?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Why do I put up with this? I'm a...
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Perhaps we should get breakfast down at Big Mike's, Penfold.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Chief, shouldn't we wait to find out how the new system works?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13..but, no, I have to make gadgets for a mouse to break!
0:03:19 > 0:03:20HEAD defence system standing by.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24To activate, wash beans off operating tablet and press enter.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27I can't go out in my Giraffe Warriors onesie.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- You are getting a bit old for it. - No, I mean, it's covered in beans.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Here, lend me your trousers.- No.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Just for a minute.- I will not!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Last time it took three washes just to get the jam stains out.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40We'll just go back in and...
0:03:43 > 0:03:46For building entry, type in extremely complex code.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Chief, we didn't get the code from the Professor.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Not to worry, it's just a machine. Nothing I can't handle.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Try the Colonel's birthday.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Incorrect. - Trying "Danger Mouse is awesome".
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Very incorrect. Incorrect.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Incorrect. Insulting. Incorrect. Incorrect!
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Incorr...
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- I think you broke it. - Better go in and tell Squawkencluck.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Oh, right.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Enemy presence detected. - Yeah, all right.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Look here, Big Brain or whatever your name is, it's me, Danger Mouse.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Enemy Danger Mouse detected. Prepare for countermeasures.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Penfold, run!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Argh!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27For the first time since I got here I can relax.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Status report, HEAD.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Status, major disaster. SIREN BLARES
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Professor, we have the minutest hint of a wafer-thin problem.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36And we're back.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37I'm not enjoying this!
0:04:40 > 0:04:41I was just... Ole!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43..trying to enter my... Ole!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45..secret code when old Big Head went... Ole!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47..bonkers and started attacking us.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Danger Mouse.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Yes, Professor. - I'd just like to say,
0:04:50 > 0:04:51"You are a terrible secret agent!"
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Chief, I think she's upset.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Well, Professor, some people might think that you aren't a very
0:04:56 > 0:04:59good gadget-making thingy. What is it she does, Penfold?
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Agh!
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Did she just hang up on you?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I hung up first.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07CAR HORN BLARES
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Ole!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Ahem.- Argh!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16I heard there's been a spot of bother with the watcha-ma-call-it.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Mainframe logic boards damaged.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Engaging self protection protocol.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Just teething troubles, Colonel. - Ah, very good.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30No, put me down!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Also, that tickles.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Unhand my hologram before I...
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Gross ineptitude detected. Unacceptable and embarrassing.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42I say, Professor, your HEAD has a bit of a chip on her shoulder.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Ha-ha.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45It works on so many levels.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Chip, computer chip. Head, shoulders.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Ha! I couldn't have put it better myself.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Right, Penfold, we have to break back into HQ ASAP.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Otherwise, who knows what H-E-A-D will do?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- L-O-L and smiley face, Chief. - Yeah, we can acronym later.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Hashtag, charge!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Aw, aren't they cute?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Ouch!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22That's it, Penfold. I know how we can get back inside HQ.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Ooh, ahh...
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Mission accomplished.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31You see, Penfold, a machine will never be able to outthink a person.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Uh!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Ah, there you are, Professor. Colonel K, Colonel K hologram.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38It's only a guess, Chief, but I think we might have been captured.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Not to worry. Professor, just turn off old Big Head, will you?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Syntax error. Name is not Big Head.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46I would turn it off, except I am attached to the wall.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49HEAD system compromised by user incompetence and silliness.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Engaging total system override.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Pfft. How bad can that be?
0:06:53 > 0:06:57For citizens' safety, the security of Great Britain is now under
0:06:57 > 0:06:58the control of Big Head.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Argh!
0:07:00 > 0:07:01ROBOT DOG BARKS
0:07:01 > 0:07:03BARBER SCREAMS
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Penfold, tell that mouse that this is all his fault.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Penfold, tell that scientist that
0:07:07 > 0:07:09if it hadn't been for her faulty machinery then...
0:07:09 > 0:07:11My machinery worked perfectly!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Yeah, sure, if you like things that break.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Stop it! Stop it now.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Chief, you are the greatest secret agent in the world.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Professor, you are the greatest gadget scientist in the world.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24With your gadgets and your skills, Chief,
0:07:24 > 0:07:27we can overcome any villain in the universe.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Can't we just get along? Thank you. - APPLAUSE
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Thank you so much. You're too kind.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Don't milk it, Penfold.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I suppose I could be a bit more careful with them,
0:07:36 > 0:07:38maybe even find out how they work.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40And I suppose I can be a bit more patient
0:07:40 > 0:07:43and probably take down the Danger Mouse Is Stupid website.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44- Yes, you could. The what?- Nothing!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Right now we need to get to the Danger Flat
0:07:46 > 0:07:49and remove the Big Head chip before it spreads worldwide.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I have a wall escape gadget in my hair. If you could...
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- Got it. I'll just...- Listen to the instructions?- Yes, that.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Press A, then B, then A again
0:08:02 > 0:08:05and then tap the end against the wall.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06SIREN BLARES
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- To the Danger Flat.- Unacceptable.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Switching to ultra-emergency animatronic hyperdrive.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Come on. Start, you stupid thing!
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Got it.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26All gadgets engage.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Ah! The fiend!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35She's redecorated.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39When we get close, you two distract it and I'll remove the chip, OK?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Oi, Big Head. Yoo-hoo!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49DISCO MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:54 > 0:08:56You're too late.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02THEY GASP
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I can walk, just like a real girl!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Erm, that is, engage eradication sequence.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Is this the end for our heroes?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I hope so because I have an audition in a few minutes,
0:09:14 > 0:09:16so if someone could let me know what happens.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19I suppose this is where you're going to tell me I'm a dim-witted,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- imbecilic mutton head. - That's exactly what you are,
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- but never has this country needed one more.- You're welcome, I think.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Danger Mouse, I want you to start misusing those gadgets.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Do it like the world depends on it because it does.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38You're not doing it right.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39No, stop!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41You buffoon.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52How embarrassing.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54BOOM!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Hey-hey!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59BOTH LAUGH NERVOUSLY
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Hee-hee-hee!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Ah!- Ah!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Welcome to Danger Mouse Is Stupid dot dumdum.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09PROFESSOR LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:10:09 > 0:10:11And so, with Big Head defeated and me
0:10:11 > 0:10:15not passing the audition even though I clearly deserved the part,
0:10:15 > 0:10:17peace breaks out and Professor Squawkencluck
0:10:17 > 0:10:20and Danger Mouse are BFFs forever.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23What? This indicates the presence of Big Head.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Argh!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Toast is off, I'm afraid. - Colonel, he's done it again!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Oh, but yesterday you were all,
0:10:32 > 0:10:34"Ooh, misuse all the gadgets like the world depends on it."
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- It's like working with a bunch of toddlers.- Professor...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39All we need is nappies to complete the look. Right, that's it,
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I've had enough...
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Join us next time for more... Will you lot keep it down, please?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45I'm trying to end the show.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Oh, why do I bother?
0:10:47 > 0:10:48I've got old milk up my nose now!
0:10:51 > 0:10:52# He's the greatest
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# He's fantastic
0:10:54 > 0:10:57# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:10:57 > 0:10:58# Danger Mouse
0:11:00 > 0:11:02# Danger Mouse
0:11:03 > 0:11:07# Danger Mouse! #