0:00:05 > 0:00:06Ahh!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # He's the ace- The ace
0:00:16 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing- Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:41 > 0:00:44BIRDS CHIRP
0:00:44 > 0:00:45HORN BEEPS
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Chaos.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Chaos!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51And triple chaos!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53As the world teeters on the brink of gridlock,
0:00:53 > 0:00:57a nation turns to its greatest hero - Danger Mouse.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58But before he can save the planet,
0:00:58 > 0:01:02first he must save his friend from the fiendish hands of...
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- The Martians?- Yee-haw!- Chief?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Cor, you're going to get it now!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21PUNCHING
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Can I be the hero in the next training session?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28We need to keep things realistic, Penfold.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30End Red Planet Redneck simulation.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I wish you had waited till we were on the ground before you did that.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Ahh!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- There you are, DM. - Hee-ya! Oh, sorry, Colonel.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41I trained my body to react before my brain kicks in. It saves time.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44No harm done. Useful hologramy whatsit.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I am actually at my desk working.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Eh... Thank you, Prime Minister.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53It's that level of preparation that has helped you save the world
0:01:53 > 0:01:55single-handed time and time again.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Hardly single-handed, Colonel.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- I have always got Penfold. - Ahh!- Penfold?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- He was here a minute ago. - Important mission, DM.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- The files are being sent to you as we speak.- Activate eye patch.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Access messages.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Only show important messages.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- 'It is two-for-one on all pies at Big Mike's Pie Store!'- Bargain!
0:02:13 > 0:02:17But only show really, really important messages.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20BRAKING, COUGHING
0:02:20 > 0:02:23DING, THEY SCREAM
0:02:25 > 0:02:26DING
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Hm. Every mode of transport in the world has been stopped
0:02:29 > 0:02:30by red traffic lights,
0:02:30 > 0:02:35apart what appears to be a rusty old rocket...and a supermarket cart.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37This is the work of Baron von Greenback.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Give me all the money in the world or I'll bring
0:02:39 > 0:02:41the whole planet to a standstill.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Find out more by pressing the red button or by visiting
0:02:44 > 0:02:48www.soontheworldwillbemineallmine. hahaha.ha.ha.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50The Baron is hiding out at the Eiffel Tower.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51How can you be sure?
0:02:51 > 0:02:55The boffins spent months decoding encrypted messages.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Then they typed "Greenback's secret lair" into a search engine
0:02:58 > 0:02:59and found this.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02PARISIAN ACCORDION MUSIC
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Good luck, DM. We are counting on you.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Come on, Penfold. - DING
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Coming, Chief!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Since your last mission, I've upgraded the Mark IV.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17It now has everything from inflatable decoys of itself
0:03:17 > 0:03:19to six automated laser cannons.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23We have thrown in everything, including the kitchen sink.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Crikey, Chief! This car can do everything except tap dance.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30MUSIC
0:03:30 > 0:03:33It can travel from here to Paris in 14.5 seconds, but...
0:03:33 > 0:03:36No time for buts, Professor, there is no time to lose!
0:03:36 > 0:03:37I hadn't finished!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46HONKING
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- We need something that won't get stuck in traffic.- The car flies.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51I knew that.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Pandaminion, I asked to bring me back some mega boots.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Yeah, thing is...
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Ooh.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11CELESTIAL MUSIC
0:04:12 > 0:04:13CELESTIAL MUSIC
0:04:16 > 0:04:18I was hungry. You can have what is left.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19HE PASSES WIND
0:04:19 > 0:04:24I need those shoes! They are a vital part of my master plan.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Please, Baron, I won't fail you again, I'll get your bamboo.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Shoes!
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- What did I say?- Bamboo. - Oooh, that sounds nice!
0:04:35 > 0:04:36ALARM
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Barone, Danger Mouse, he come.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Stiletto, get me those shoes. I'll deal with Danger Mouse.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Why don't you just go through the red lights, Chief?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- I'll pretend I didn't hear that, Penfold.- Sorry, Chief.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Any suggestions, Penfold? - Yes, Chief, carry on as we are.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10As long as the Baron is playing with us, he's not trying to squish us.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- You're right, Penfold.- I am? - Yes, the Baron is playing with us.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16It is almost like he is trying to buy some time.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Before what? Nothing in the world is moving.- Well, almost nothing, Chief.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Of course, the shopping cart!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25I was thinking more of that rusty old space rocket, Chief.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Activate eye patch. Locate rocket.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Ah! The Baron is putting a giant red light in orbit.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- If he turns it on, the world will stop spinning.- Crumbs, Chief!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40We'll never get into space in time to stop it.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42We'll have to stop the Baron from activating it,
0:05:42 > 0:05:44which means ending this game fast.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46We could use one of the Danger Car's special features.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Oh, brilliant, Penfold!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50MUSIC
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Sorry... How does this help?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Not that special feature, Chief. This one.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Impossible! Which one is him?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Enough of this! Even though I did get a high score.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08But...where is Danger Mouse?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Flying below radar,
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Danger Mouse hurtles towards France's most famous landmark,
0:06:13 > 0:06:14the Eiffel Tower,
0:06:14 > 0:06:18the pride of Paris that's survived a century of war without a scratch.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Don't move, Baron.- BOTH: Ahh!
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- Cor!- OK, starting now. - You are too late, Danger Mouse.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31My giant orbital traffic light is ready to change!
0:06:31 > 0:06:32It's madness, Baron.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34If the Earth stops spinning, there'll be no gravity
0:06:34 > 0:06:36and everything will float off into space.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39I've got the big shoes, Barone. But why do you want them?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41They always stick to the floor.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Exactly.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44ALARM
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Quick, Penfold, hold on to something.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50BOTH: Ahh!
0:06:50 > 0:06:54HE LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY
0:06:58 > 0:07:00BOTH: Whoa!
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Nice to have some company. I have been up here for the longest time.
0:07:04 > 0:07:09Oh, there you are, DM. Excellent reactions, like a coiled spring.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11The Baron stopped the world spinning,
0:07:11 > 0:07:12everything is floating into space.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16I am aware of that. I am floating in space, too.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I warned you I would bring the world to a standstill.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Now price has doubled...to double
0:07:22 > 0:07:26all the money in the world!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28There must be a way of starting the world spinning again.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Actually, it's simple, you just switch off the red light and...
0:07:31 > 0:07:34No time for details, Professor, we have got a world to save.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Why doesn't he ever listen?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Ahh!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Yippee!- We did it, Penfold.- Eh....
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Chief, shouldn't the world have started spinning again by now?
0:08:06 > 0:08:10I was trying to tell you that we need the big green light
0:08:10 > 0:08:11to restart the world.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Steady on, Professor, you can't blame Danger Mouse.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- After all, he is doing all this on his own.- What about me?
0:08:17 > 0:08:21You have destroyed your only means of saving the world, Danger Mouse.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Victory is mine!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29I think I know how we can make a giant green light.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33All we need to do is connect this television to the Colonel's
0:08:33 > 0:08:34hologram projector.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38And project the Baron's face onto the moon. Brilliant, Penfold.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Get my face off the moon!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44The craters are ruining my complexion.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Good work, thingamabob.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- It looks like gravity is kicking in again.- Oh, heck!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Quick, Penfold, the Baron can still do a lot of damage
0:08:56 > 0:08:59with that traffic controller. We've got to control him.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01A futile gesture, Danger Mouse,
0:09:01 > 0:09:03then I can still stop you...
0:09:03 > 0:09:06with my traffic controller!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09HE GROANS
0:09:11 > 0:09:13HE GROANS
0:09:14 > 0:09:16HE GROANS
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Curse you, Danger Mouse!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28You may have won the battle, but I shall win the...
0:09:28 > 0:09:31I'm back, Baron. Baron?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Well, Penfold, it looks like we have saved the world,
0:09:33 > 0:09:36and you didn't need to be rescued once.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38H...he...help!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Why don't you do the rescuing this time, Penfold?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45You've earned it. Just try to think, "What would Danger Mouse do?"
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Cor, thanks, Chief! I'll do you proud.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49There you are, DM.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Congratulations on a mission well done.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53What would Danger Mouse do?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Got it! Whaaa...
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Attacked in my own base! I will put you on report for this, Penfold!
0:10:00 > 0:10:05- Sorry about that!- He knew who I was. This is the best day ever!
0:10:05 > 0:10:10Oh, do think they will let me be Danger Hamster? I'd be DH!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Danger Hedgehog might have something to say about that,
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Penfold, and you know how prickly he can be.- How pr...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17THEY LAUGH
0:10:17 > 0:10:19How prickly he can be!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22And so despite some embarrassingly faulty physics,
0:10:22 > 0:10:26another fiendish plot is foiled. But how long...
0:10:26 > 0:10:29HE LAUGHS Prickly! Because he's a hedgehog!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32HE LAUGHS
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Tune in next week.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:10:42 > 0:10:45# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:10:45 > 0:10:48# Danger Mouse
0:10:48 > 0:10:51# Danger Mouse
0:10:51 > 0:10:56# Danger Mouse! #