Dark Dawn

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0:00:05 > 0:00:08Aaaargh!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# He's the ace, he's amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# He's the strongest, he's the quickest

0:00:19 > 0:00:21# He's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:38 > 0:00:41London, a normal, ordinary everyday...

0:00:42 > 0:00:44..stampede of angry rainbow ponies?!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48NEIGHING

0:00:48 > 0:00:50It's a bit early for all this, isn't it, Chief?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52I haven't even had my porridge!

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Ha-hah! Evil doesn't have a snooze button, Penfold.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Aah!

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Oh...

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Bit tight.- Sorry!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05I'll cuddle Bernard instead.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06BERNARD SQUEAKS

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Join me, friends.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Feel my cuddly rage!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Pbbbbt! SHE GASPS

0:01:16 > 0:01:17SHE SCREAMS

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Ah, ha-ha-ha!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25A-a-a-ah! A-a-a-a-h!

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Oh...

0:01:27 > 0:01:29All right, Snuggles,

0:01:29 > 0:01:32I think someone needs a time-out on the naughty step.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34And by "someone", I mean you!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37And by "naughty step", I mean a maximum security prison!

0:01:37 > 0:01:38I'll never surrender.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41I'll destroy anyone who ain't my friend.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Do you want to be my friend?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Be my friend?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49I don't care, I don't need you!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51I can make me own friends!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Grrrrrr... Rarrrgh!

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Bernard?!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Let me handle it, Penfold. I know who's behind this.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08I'll simply summon the Danger Car and...

0:02:10 > 0:02:13No-one takes my Bernard!

0:02:14 > 0:02:15GLASS SHATTERS

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Hmm...

0:02:21 > 0:02:22It wasn't locked, Penfold.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Thanks, Chief!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27You've got some explaining to do, young lady!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Where's all the pink stuff?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Oh, heard of privacy much?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Ugh, I hate grown-ups!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Get...out...of...my...room!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Chief, something's changed.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45I think she's...

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- BOTH:- A teenager!

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Now, leave me alone before I flick my hair at you and stuff.

0:02:53 > 0:02:54I think we can handle that.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00- BOTH:- Ow!

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Ah, DM.- Just dealing with a villainous teen tantrum, Colonel.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Looks like Pink Dawn's grown up and abandoned her toys.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Mm, I wonder if that could be connected

0:03:09 > 0:03:13to all the angry soft toys rampaging across Britain.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Well, yes, Colonel, obviously.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Drop everything and deal with it, DM!

0:03:18 > 0:03:21VOICE BREAKING: Major Mugsy has disappeared!

0:03:21 > 0:03:23We're at Pink Dawn's right now, sir,

0:03:23 > 0:03:25should have everything under control in no time.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Just needs a bit of finesse and...

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Now, you listen here, missy!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Snuggles is out there causing mayhem

0:03:32 > 0:03:34with your superpowered tiara

0:03:34 > 0:03:37and he's done something terrible to my Bernard!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39TLDL - too long, didn't listen!

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Aah!

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Ooh!

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Huh?

0:03:45 > 0:03:48"Life is a hole, like the darkness in my soul.

0:03:48 > 0:03:53"I am alone, even the charge is out on my phone."

0:03:53 > 0:03:56That's rather...moving, actually.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Don't read that! Oh, so embarrassing!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Hmm... Doesn't like being embarrassed.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Come on, Penfold. We'll just tell everyone the teddies are Dawn's.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Wait! You can't, I'll look like...

0:04:08 > 0:04:10such a, like, baby and stuff.

0:04:10 > 0:04:16Then do the grown-up thing and help us fight these teddy bears.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Yes, doesn't sound quite as grown-up when you say it out loud.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Uh, fine!

0:04:22 > 0:04:23- BOTH:- Hair flick!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25CLATTERING

0:04:25 > 0:04:28And so, our heroes arrange a rendezvous.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Is that fog?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Oh, that's 20 minutes on my home journey.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34We're just creating a bit of atmosphere.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Oh, right, sorry, carry on.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40What am I going to do if I don't get Bernard back, Chief?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Well, I don't know... Get another one?

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Uh!

0:04:43 > 0:04:46No-o-o-o-o-o!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Don't worry, Penfold, I'm sure Dawn will convince Snuggles

0:04:49 > 0:04:50to put everything back to normal.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52GROWLING

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Dawn! Hmph.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Hello. You look, whatever.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Repeat after me, Dawn...

0:05:07 > 0:05:10"I'm really sorry I was mean to you, Snuggles,

0:05:10 > 0:05:12"please stop scaring people."

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Ah... "And please give Bernard back."

0:05:17 > 0:05:18I'm really sorry I was mean to you, boo-hoo,

0:05:18 > 0:05:20please stop scaring people and give Barney back.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22< Bernard!

0:05:22 > 0:05:26OK. I'll send the toys home.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28But only if you say...

0:05:28 > 0:05:30pretty please.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Pre... Pret...

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Prett...

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Ooh!- Whoa!

0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Ah.- Danger Mouse!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43What is this?

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Ugh! You're such a baby toy. I don't want you back.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49I don't even care if I never see you again.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50THEY GASP

0:05:51 > 0:05:52HE GROWLS

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Don't worry, Chief.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Bernard will listen to reason.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58GROWLING

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Aah!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Bernard's not listening to reason!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05No more Mr Nice Snuggles.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09All...will...feel...my...pain!

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Well, that could have gone better.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19SCREAMING

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Bernard...

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Bernard!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Who's going to hug me now?

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Oh, dear... Bit busy saving the world, Penfold!

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Honestly, a few lost teddies and everyone falls to pieces.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41At least I can rely on the Professor to keep a level head.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44SHE SOBS

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Sorry, Professor, what was that?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48I think she's speaking Spanish.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Uh, wait! She's typing something.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54"Professor Donkey is gone, my life ruined!"

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Looks like we're on our own, Pen...

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Oh, good grief!

0:06:57 > 0:07:00You'll be my new baby bear now, jacket.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03I shall call you Jackie. Hee-hee-hee...

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Getting a bit weird now, Penfold.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11It looks like there's no stopping Snuggles.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13But, honestly, isn't everyone a little old for teddies?

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Mickey! Mickey Phone. Come back, Mickey Phone!

0:07:20 > 0:07:22NARRATOR SOBS

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Eye patch, scan for targets.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32I can still contain them just as long as things don't get any...

0:07:32 > 0:07:33worse.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37By the way, if anyone's wondering who to blame,

0:07:37 > 0:07:39it's her!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41She used to love me.

0:07:41 > 0:07:46She used to dress me in ribbons and bows.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48I was her special bear.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Uh-oh...

0:07:49 > 0:07:53No-o-o-o-o-o!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Stop making me look silly!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59If you don't like silly, you chose the wrong show!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18HORNS BLARE

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Can Danger Mouse stop our villains

0:08:21 > 0:08:24before they turn London into a gloomy, unfriendly place?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26You know, more than usual!

0:08:26 > 0:08:29SOBBING: Now that Mickey's gone!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31You'll never understand, Chief.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33You've never lost someone you care about

0:08:33 > 0:08:34more than anything in the world.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37I nearly lose my best friend every week!

0:08:37 > 0:08:41It's the thing that drives me and his name is Penfold.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Oh, so not only is Bernard gone,

0:08:44 > 0:08:46but now I find you've got another friend called Penfold

0:08:46 > 0:08:50who's more important to you than I am!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Oh, good grief...

0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Grrrr!- Wa-a-a-a-ah!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59A-a-a-ah!

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Wait.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02I know you're both upset,

0:09:02 > 0:09:07but things change, people change, teddies change.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08I don't want them to!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Not helping, Penfold.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12What I'm saying is, if you love something,

0:09:12 > 0:09:14you have to set it free.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21BOTH: Nah.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Bernard!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Penfold!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Uh!

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Berna-a-a-ard!

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Yippee!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Ooh, 'eck!

0:09:49 > 0:09:52It's OK, Bernard, you go.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55I can learn to live without you.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05I'm sorry I was so angry.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Me too! Oh!

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Oop!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15I'll just...give you some space.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Looks like it all ended happily ever after for once, Penfold.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Oh...

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Thank goodness.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Angry Bernard was quite creepy.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Chief!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Now all that's left is for the narrator

0:10:39 > 0:10:43to sum up what we're all feeling with a few heartfelt words.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44NARRATOR SOBS

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Mikey Phone, I love you so much.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Mi-key Ph-one!

0:10:52 > 0:10:55# He's the greatest He's fantastic

0:10:55 > 0:10:58# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:10:58 > 0:11:00# Danger Mouse

0:11:00 > 0:11:03# Danger Mouse

0:11:03 > 0:11:09# Danger Mouse! #