Thanksgiving Sinner

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0:00:05 > 0:00:06Chief!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # He's the ace - The ace

0:00:16 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:38 > 0:00:42Danger Mouse - the master of high intrigue, high action...

0:00:42 > 0:00:45..and high tea?!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Both: Ah!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51He spilled my tea!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Do that again and... Argh!

0:00:53 > 0:00:54What?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01It's shop-mageddon, Chief!

0:01:03 > 0:01:07I know people like bargains, but this is ridiculous!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Ooh!

0:01:10 > 0:01:11Oh, crumbs!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17ANGRY CROWD YELLS

0:01:17 > 0:01:18GLASS SHATTERS

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Come with me, if you want to live!

0:01:25 > 0:01:26We need to get out of here.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29This is Black Friday.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33Gah! Dreadful American villain. Will we never be free of him?

0:01:33 > 0:01:35It's not a villain.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Black Friday is when shops offer deals to make people buy

0:01:37 > 0:01:39things they don't need.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41It happens at Thanksgiving.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43What's a Thanks-Gibbon?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Thanks-GIVING is a holiday where we celebrate the founding

0:01:46 > 0:01:49fathers of America surviving their first winter.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Look, kids! You're laughing AND learning!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Please don't change the channel!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56We celebrate by shopping, watching football

0:01:56 > 0:01:58and eating an enormous amount of food.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01REALLY? Count me in!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04It's not proper football, Penfold, and we're not here to have fun.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Jeopardy asked us here to...

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Actually, why DID you ask us here?

0:02:08 > 0:02:13Well, I wanted to spend Thanksgiving with friends, so...

0:02:13 > 0:02:15So you want us to cover for you

0:02:15 > 0:02:17while you have fun with your friends. Fine.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20But only if we get to play with your cool stuff. Car keys?

0:02:26 > 0:02:27And we'll keep hold of the RoboRaven.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29PENFOLD WHISPERS

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Ooh, yes. And we'll be needing the remote for your massive telly.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Cor! You can see right up his nose!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Penfold, stop distracting Jeopardy,

0:02:44 > 0:02:47she'll be late for playing football with the gibbons.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51It's Thanks-GIVING. And wait, where did that food come from?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53DANGER MOUSE GULPS

0:02:56 > 0:02:58I think I might have eaten something that disagrees with me.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00No, you haven't!

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Now it definitely disagrees with me!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Attention, Secret Agents of America.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Professor Ham Hands!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08As part of

0:03:08 > 0:03:09the International Villains'

0:03:09 > 0:03:14Cultural Exchange Programme, I have joined Hydrant.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Hail Hydrant! Like a hydrant, we go unnoticed, until one day

0:03:18 > 0:03:23we will gush forth, sweeping all before us in a wave of chaos.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Also, children like to play with us.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29We, at Hydrant, have had enough of Thanksgiving,

0:03:29 > 0:03:31and these wasteful gigantic feasts.

0:03:31 > 0:03:37Actually, Hydrant is against America in general. We like the feasts.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39I was very clear in my letter of introduction that

0:03:39 > 0:03:40I'm against the feasts.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44This food even disagrees with itself!

0:03:44 > 0:03:49This Thanksgiving the turkeys will be feasting on YOU!

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Turkey, roast them!

0:03:51 > 0:03:54THEY GASP

0:04:03 > 0:04:05No, I've got this!

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Aa-a-h!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08You sit back and enjoy your Thanksgiving.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Huh.

0:04:16 > 0:04:22Has anyone done the joke about this being FOWL play, yet?

0:04:23 > 0:04:29Chief, the only way to ruin a turkey dinner is to overcook it.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Great idea, Penfold.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34SHOTS FIRING

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Now, then. Who'd like some pudding?

0:04:44 > 0:04:45EXPLOSION

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Well, thanks for covering my entire apartment

0:04:51 > 0:04:52in stuffing and sprouts.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54You're welcome!

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Funny, I thought she'd be annoyed.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Must be a Thanks-gibbon thing.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59THANKS-GIVING!

0:04:59 > 0:05:00BOTH: You're welcome!

0:05:00 > 0:05:02ARG-G-H!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Hmm. Hydrant and Ham Hands seem to have joined together to wreck

0:05:05 > 0:05:07the day that Americans eat the most.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10In Autumn, at least.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12And we've got to stop them. Come on!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14JEOPARDY WHISTLES

0:05:14 > 0:05:16You're not going anywhere. Come on, Penfold.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20Let's save this strange American holiday about magic turkeys

0:05:20 > 0:05:23and gibbons playing football.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Ahh-ahh-ahh!

0:05:28 > 0:05:30DANGER MOUSE PANTS

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Come on, Penfold. We're taking the car!

0:05:32 > 0:05:36- Chief, how are we going to find Ham Hands?- Easy.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38We just need to follow the trail of breadcrumbs.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42And in this case, the trail of breadcrumbs is, helpfully,

0:05:42 > 0:05:43a trail of breadcrumbs.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Odd. The trail ends here.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51DANGER MOUSE GASPS

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Danger Mouse, you're going to need my help.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58There's a lot you don't know about Thanksgiving.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01The parades, the football games, the sprouts.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03I'm sure we can handle it, stay where you are.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Honestly you'd think she wanted to spend a holiday with us.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07PENFOLD'S STOMACH GURGLES

0:06:07 > 0:06:12Ooh! That'll teach me to lick walls. Excuse me.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Penfold, where are you going?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Danger Mouse! You're just in time...

0:06:18 > 0:06:20To get stuffed!

0:06:20 > 0:06:21HA-HA!

0:06:23 > 0:06:27That's right, Danger Mouse. It's a gas which creates stuffing.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Which is odd, because it usually happens the other way around.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Penfold, we've got to find a way to deal with that gas.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38I'm so sorry, Chief.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40I was hoping you hadn't noticed.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42I'm trying to keep it in,

0:06:42 > 0:06:45and I did get some anti-gas pills from the pharmacy.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Anti-gas pills, Penfold?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54PARPING SOUND

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Ow-oo-oo-ooh!

0:07:00 > 0:07:04- It's over! Why don't you two come quietly?- Over?

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Did you think I'd try to destroy a city with just one balloon?

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Every balloon in this Thanksgiving parade is filled with my gas!

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Aha-ha-ha!

0:07:13 > 0:07:14HE SNORTS

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Ah! Did not know about the parade.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32I need more of those anti-gas pills. A lot more.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Sorry, Chief, the chemist's just been turned into stuffing!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Gah! If only I'd known there were a lot more balloons,

0:07:37 > 0:07:39I could have rationed the pills!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41There was just no way of knowing.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45There is one person who could have told us

0:07:45 > 0:07:48and who might be able to help right now. Her name rhymes with...

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Meppardy Jouse.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52I'm sorry, Penfold, there's no time for these games.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54I think we have to call Jeopardy Mouse.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56You better not be calling me to tell me how great you did

0:07:56 > 0:07:58stopping Hydrant.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Actually, Jeopardy, I, um, need your heh... Your hell-ell...

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Your h-eh-eh... Penfold?- Help. - Thank you.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08I'm sorry, I realise you brought us here so you could avoid

0:08:08 > 0:08:11things like this and go for shopping for footballs with gibbons...

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Danger Mouse, doing things with friends is exactly what

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Thanksgiving is all about.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Whether it's shopping,

0:08:16 > 0:08:18or watching football, or kicking villain's butt.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Oh! In which case, this is what I planned all along!

0:08:22 > 0:08:24- We'll come and get you and... - BOOM

0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Actually, could you get a cab...? - No need!

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Wow, looks like somebody beat the stuffing out of you.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41WHACK

0:08:41 > 0:08:42THUMP

0:08:48 > 0:08:50SCREAMS

0:08:56 > 0:09:00My balloons! He's taking my balloons!

0:09:00 > 0:09:04OUR balloons, Ham Hands, there's no MY balloons in team.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10You may have defeated us this time, but like a hydrant, we are

0:09:10 > 0:09:13many and any one of us may shower down at any time...

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Yes, we know what a hydrant is.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17You're a bunch of wet villains, who all want to cause chaos,

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- except actually, one of you doesn't. - What do you mean?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Ham Hands doesn't want to cause chaos.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26He wants to turn everything into food!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- You lied?! On your application?! - To be fair, everyone does that.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Ow-oo-oo!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37These balloons are about to blow!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39We'll fly them clear of the city and release them.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53At Thanksgiving, it's customary to go round the room

0:09:53 > 0:09:55and ask every one what they're thankful for.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57I'm thankful that the damage I did to my neck trying to

0:09:57 > 0:10:00watch your massive telly isn't permanent!

0:10:00 > 0:10:03And I'm thankful that I spent the day with my friends.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Eventually.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07After hours of dropping hints that a brick would have been able to spot.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09You're welcome.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10What are YOU thankful for, Chief?

0:10:10 > 0:10:13I'm thankful that our gibbons aren't forced to play

0:10:13 > 0:10:15football.

0:10:15 > 0:10:20And so, Thanksgiving is saved by Danger Mouse, although I do kind of

0:10:20 > 0:10:22wonder what happened to Ham Hands, and Hysteria,

0:10:22 > 0:10:24and all those balloons!

0:10:25 > 0:10:30- Ham Hands, do something!- I can't! I have hams for hands!

0:10:33 > 0:10:36I'll get even with you, Danger Mouse!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38If it's the last thing I...

0:10:40 > 0:10:43# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

0:10:43 > 0:10:46# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:10:46 > 0:10:49# Danger Mouse

0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Danger Mouse

0:10:52 > 0:10:56# Danger Mouse! #