Big Trouble in Little Clowntown

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0:00:05 > 0:00:07CHIEF!

0:00:07 > 0:00:08AH!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest He's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # He's the ace - The ace

0:00:16 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:38 > 0:00:42London, centre of the world, according to proper British maps.

0:00:42 > 0:00:43And our hero Danger Mouse

0:00:43 > 0:00:46is engaged in a deadly serious mission...

0:00:46 > 0:00:49DANGER MOUSE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

0:00:49 > 0:00:51..while Professor Squawkencluck

0:00:51 > 0:00:54monitors the situation from a top-secret location.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57DANGER MOUSE CACKLES OVER RADIO

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Danger Mouse, stop that ridiculous cackling.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02What kind of cackling would you prefer, Professor?

0:01:02 > 0:01:04CACKLING CONTINUES

0:01:04 > 0:01:08None! Just get my Seriousizer ray back from whoever stole it!

0:01:08 > 0:01:12And then use it on yourself... Do you have eyes on the vehicle?

0:01:12 > 0:01:14No need! It's already got eyes!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16DANGER MOUSE GIGGLES

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Oh, oh, I love clowns.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Clowns?! AH!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25HORN TOOTS

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Who's THIS clown?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31HORN BLARES

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Crumbs! - Add littering to the charges.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Engage confetti dispersal system.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39THEY GASP

0:01:44 > 0:01:48You just obstructed an official and a very exciting car-chase sequence.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54And you just stopped me catching the most wanted clown in Bozoria!

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Wanted? I thought everything was all fun and happy on Bozoria.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01Well, it is, but our ex-president Pompom hates it.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03He and his Henchclowns came to Earth

0:02:03 > 0:02:05to form a clown mafia - the Coco Nostra.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09They set up Clowntown in London. How can you not know about this?

0:02:09 > 0:02:12I suppose I must have let my subscription

0:02:12 > 0:02:14to Clown Monthly expire.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Ooh! Free toy!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- They're always disappointing, aren't they?- I'm Special Agent Cupcake.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24My sources told me

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Pompom is after a weapon that will strip Bozoria of all laughter.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30RADIO CRACKLES

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Danger Mouse, did you get my Seriousizer?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34That's Professor Squawkencluck.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37She invented the device you're talking about. You'd like her.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Get it back from those awful, hideous clowns!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Ah, they're so horrible!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Yes, slightly clown averse.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46But don't worry about the device, Cupcake.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49There's no way Pompom can unlock its secret technology without

0:02:49 > 0:02:53- Squawk's help.- And, her location is brilliantly disguised...

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- HE WHISPERS:- ..as that red truck.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59SQUAWKENCLUCK SCREAMS

0:03:00 > 0:03:05- Oh, crumbs!- Ah, DM, excellent parking as always.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Now, report to HQ immediately.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09On our way, Colonel. Come on, Penfold.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10We'll take the Danger Board.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Nice to meet you, Cupcake. We'll take it from here.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24How did you get here before us?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Well, I just fixed my high-speed pursuit platform and drove.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Fixed it? Ha, with what? A rubber band?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Uh, we call it a super transtwiddler spring string but,

0:03:32 > 0:03:34essentially, yeah, rubber band.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Ahem, listen up.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39I can't tell you how serious this Seriousizer is!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42So, I'll just play this film instead.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45The Seriousizer works by removing all frivolity

0:03:45 > 0:03:48and silliness at a molecular level.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Observe.- She must have been testing it on herself.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53PUPPY BARKS HAPPILY

0:03:57 > 0:03:59The end.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06This matter is of vital importance to the Bozorian Government,

0:04:06 > 0:04:09so I've asked President Crumples to join us.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10TOOTING

0:04:10 > 0:04:12HE LAUGHS

0:04:12 > 0:04:17We have tracked Pompom's location to Clowntown.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Agent Cupcake will take the lead in this investigation.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23DANGER MOUSE LAUGHS

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Oh, brilliant! Crumples, you always were hilarious!

0:04:27 > 0:04:28What?

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- He's not serious?! - Sorry, DM. It's Clowntown.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36We don't want to put their red noses out of joint.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38DANGER MOUSE GROANS, HORN BLASTS

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Tell us how your wonderful Earth device works or I'll have to

0:04:44 > 0:04:45use a wonderful Earth device on you!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53SHE SCOFFS

0:04:53 > 0:04:58Playing tough, eh? Tiny Phil, go to work.

0:05:01 > 0:05:02SHE WHIMPERS

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Ah, no, mercy!- Oh, come on, he hasn't done anything yet!

0:05:06 > 0:05:10Please, put me in the spiky box! Anything! Just keep the clown away!

0:05:10 > 0:05:12JAUNTY MUSIC

0:05:12 > 0:05:14SHE SCREAMS

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Make it stop!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Make it stop!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28CIRCUS MUSIC

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Gah! You imbecile!

0:05:35 > 0:05:39I'm supposed to remain out of sight for dramatic effect!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Why is this ladder even here?

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Please, please, this is so cruel!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51NOSE PARPS

0:05:51 > 0:05:55- Who's Clowntown bound? - Name's Cupcake!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Come on in, Cupcake!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Who's Clowntown bound?

0:06:01 > 0:06:07- I am. I'm a...clown. - Clown name?- What? Oh, um...

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Ah, ah-ha! Kebab.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Enter, Kebab the Clown.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Ooh, who's Clowntown bound?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Oh...carrots!

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Come on in, Carrots!

0:06:22 > 0:06:25PENFOLD GIGGLES

0:06:25 > 0:06:29You know, Miss 'ncluck, we're on the same side.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32I don't like silly clowns either, so, why not just tell me

0:06:32 > 0:06:36what I want to know, and I won't have to hu...

0:06:36 > 0:06:37BUZZING

0:06:37 > 0:06:40What?!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45SQUAWKENCLUCK SQUEAKS

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Ah! More clowns! No! I give up!

0:06:49 > 0:06:53No, Professor, it's me, Kebab!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55I mean, Danger Mouse!

0:06:55 > 0:06:59The Seriousizer runs on the opposite of fun! B-B-B-Brussels sprouts!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04The secret is mine!

0:07:04 > 0:07:08And I couldn't have done it without the help of my good friend

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Danger Clown.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Oh, why didn't I think of that? It's much better than Kebab.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Danger Mouse, I'm sorry!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20I couldn't take any more!

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Don't worry, Professor, at least now he's got the information

0:07:23 > 0:07:26he wants, we're probably free to go, right?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Imprisoned in Pompom's evil Clown Ship, the Professor and Cupcake are

0:07:32 > 0:07:36forced to build a Seriousizerer big enough to affect a whole planet!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44I can't take the smell of sprouts much longer, Chief.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46We need to get out of here!

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- I knows! - Great, so, how do we escape?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51No, I just told you - the eye nose!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53It's a piece of Cupcake's clown tech,

0:07:53 > 0:07:56a multifunction orb concealed in my nose.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00To the ship's bridge.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09POMPOM: That ray better be ready soon or you'll find

0:08:09 > 0:08:11yourself wearing a pair of custard sneakers!

0:08:16 > 0:08:21- Do you know how to use this? - It's a pathyflipper. Who doesn't?

0:08:21 > 0:08:25I'd appreciate some...help.

0:08:25 > 0:08:30Ah, well, you just use it like this to build a simple ridiculator

0:08:30 > 0:08:32and spronk it to a fwesilizer.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35It's basic clown science.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38What? You never heard of clown science?

0:08:38 > 0:08:42- How do you think we get 20 clowns into a tiny car?- Um...

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Butter them up?

0:08:43 > 0:08:46CUPCAKE LAUGHS

0:08:46 > 0:08:49No, it's clown science. Nano technology.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Nano technology, but with bananas.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02We're nearly done and this device

0:09:02 > 0:09:05will change my planet forever.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06What are we going to do?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10SQUELCHING

0:09:10 > 0:09:11It's a bit loud, the squishing.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14What? I can't hear you for all the squishing.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Hang on. Follow my lead.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23POMPOM CACKLES

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Laugh while you still can, Bozoria.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30It'll be your last laugh.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Ah, the scientist!

0:09:36 > 0:09:40Thanks to you, the giant Seriousizer is fully operational.

0:09:40 > 0:09:45I thought you'd like to watch as it wipes the smile off a whole planet!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Pompom, you pompompous fool!

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Bozoria has never been a happier place,

0:09:50 > 0:09:52why do you want to destroy that?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Because clowns are meant to be serious.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59And, soon, thanks to me, they all will be!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01HE CACKLES

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Noooo!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12MANIACAL GIGGLING

0:10:19 > 0:10:21What did you do?!

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Oops, I must have reset it to super-silly billy!

0:10:25 > 0:10:27THEY LAUGH

0:10:27 > 0:10:29BLARING

0:10:29 > 0:10:31BEEPING

0:10:31 > 0:10:35All right, Pompom, put your feet up! I mean, your hands up.

0:10:35 > 0:10:36PENFOLD SCREAMS

0:10:36 > 0:10:38SQUAWKENCLUCK LAUGHS

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Noooo!

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Danger Mouse, you can take the lead from here.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50It's time to take Pompom into CUSTARDY!

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Looks like someone has beaten me to it!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01THEY LAUGH HYSTERICALLY

0:11:01 > 0:11:04And, so, thanks to our heroes, Bozoria is safe once more

0:11:04 > 0:11:08and Professor Squawkencluck has learned that most important

0:11:08 > 0:11:12of lessons - that deep, deep down, we're all just a bunch of clowns.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19# He's the greatest

0:11:19 > 0:11:21# He's fantastic

0:11:21 > 0:11:24# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

0:11:24 > 0:11:26# Danger Mouse

0:11:26 > 0:11:29# Danger Mouse

0:11:29 > 0:11:34# Danger Mouse! #