0:00:05 > 0:00:06Chief!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Sirens!
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Smoke!
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Carnage!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Was it Danger Mouse's turn to cook dinner?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50They've turned Danger Mackerel into a novelty gift!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52# Hello my darling, hello my honey
0:00:52 > 0:00:55# Hello my ragtime gal. #
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Chief, they've robbed him of every ounce of dignity.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00It's appalling.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05# Hello my darling, hello my honey
0:01:05 > 0:01:06# Hello my ragtime gal. #
0:01:06 > 0:01:09PAINED GROANING
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Danger Mouse!
0:01:10 > 0:01:11And...
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Pipsqueak.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I'm done for!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17THEY GASP
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Avenge me!
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Oh!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Um...
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Aargh...
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Stay strong, Colonel.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Penfold, it's avenging time.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Ha!
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Chief!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Not the Professor!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Nonsense, Penfold.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52She was clearly an evil Professor clone.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I think you'll find this gift of hers
0:01:54 > 0:01:57would make someone's birthday go with a "bang".
0:01:57 > 0:01:58PUPPY BARKS
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Oh, a puppy.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Whoops.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- COMPUTER:- Training game over.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Didn't overcook it, did I?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08More of a dancer than an actor.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Could have gone professional,
0:02:10 > 0:02:12if it weren't for my little
0:02:12 > 0:02:13bunion problem.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16- Ugh...- Oh...
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Chief,
0:02:22 > 0:02:25do you think you might be a tiny bit trigger-happy?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Pff! I have the same razor-sharp villain-spotting instincts
0:02:28 > 0:02:30that I've always had, Penfold.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31MICROWAVE BEEPS
0:02:31 > 0:02:33PROFESSOR SCREAMS
0:02:38 > 0:02:39I owe you lunch, Professor.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Now, why is there a hidden room in your lab?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44It's the legendary Impoliternet.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Oh, the Holy Grail of behavioural modification
0:02:47 > 0:02:50primary precursor integrated comms networks!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53I'll explain all that mumbo jumbo to you later.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56It was made by Professor Goodman in the 1980s -
0:02:56 > 0:02:59the weirdest and most dangerous time period in history.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00What does it do?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02It was designed to spread politeness through the world,
0:03:02 > 0:03:05but the system was corrupted by a terrible villain
0:03:05 > 0:03:07who threatened to overwhelm the world with rudeness.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09MACHINE WHIRS
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Danger Mouse, what did I just say?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Something about pancakes?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Let's see what it does.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18MACHINE BURPS AND BLOWS RASPBERRIES
0:03:18 > 0:03:19MACHINE STOPS
0:03:19 > 0:03:21It seems to know you, Professor.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24But who could have wanted a rude revolution?
0:03:24 > 0:03:25CRASH!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Your mum, that's who.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31HE BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Brigadier Badboy!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Yes, well, I suppose it was obvious, really.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Shut it, Mouse.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39The time of global rudeness has arrived.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48And I'm back.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49MACHINE BEEPS
0:03:49 > 0:03:52ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
0:03:52 > 0:03:53We have two options.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56One - go on an epic quest to find the ancient missing Professor
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Goodman, bravely defying all the parameters of time and space.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Or two - let the Professor fix it somehow.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14Chief, I'm not sure travelling back in time to 1985 to stop
0:04:14 > 0:04:18the Politernet from being corrupted was the easiest solution.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Who said anything about easiest?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Professor Goodman, I presume?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Guests! How delightful!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I don't think we've been introduced. I'm...
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Badboy!
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Where's Goodman?
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Gracious!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32A "please" might be nice.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34I am Professor Goodman.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36You've been a bad boy, Badboy.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38It was you who corrupted the Politernet.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I say, if you need to borrow that,
0:04:43 > 0:04:45I'm happy to lend it to you.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Don't bother trying to distract me
0:04:47 > 0:04:49with your uncharacteristic politeness, Badboy.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53I am trained to completely ignore every kind of distr...
0:04:53 > 0:04:57What on earth has happened to your legs, Penfold?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59It's exposure to the 1980s!
0:04:59 > 0:05:03The Professor warned us in that scene that was too boring to show.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07I have a sudden urge to do aerobics.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09FUNKY BEAT
0:05:10 > 0:05:12We need to stop him and get out of the 1980s
0:05:12 > 0:05:14before we both end up growing...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16mullets!
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Business in the front,
0:05:17 > 0:05:18party in the back!
0:05:21 > 0:05:22THEY GASP
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Interesting colour choices -
0:05:24 > 0:05:25- avocado and cowpat. - STRAINING
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Step away from the Professor, villains.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Danger K!
0:05:36 > 0:05:37It's me, DM.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I mean, you haven't met me yet but, trust me -
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I'm from the future and I'm here to save the world.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Impossible.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46There's no way people in the future would still be stupid enough
0:05:46 > 0:05:49to do confusing time travel episodes.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I think you'll find we're stupid enough to do
0:05:51 > 0:05:53a lot of surprising things.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54DANGER K ROARS
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Chief, what are you doing?
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Fight back!
0:05:59 > 0:06:00He's my future boss.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03You know how bad that would look on my annual report?
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Run!
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Are we hiding, Chief?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12We're not hiding,
0:06:12 > 0:06:15we're reassessing our strategy. Hang on, I'll find a...
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Penfold, is there any chance
0:06:16 > 0:06:18you've grown a moustache since the last scene?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Not really, Chief.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Uh-oh.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24AWKWARD LAUGHTER
0:06:24 > 0:06:26It's the legendary HQ disco room!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Where dreams do come true!
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Villains!
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Let's dance!
0:06:33 > 0:06:37DISCO MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Ugh!
0:06:49 > 0:06:53No-one puts Danger Mouse in the corner!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Aargh!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57My blasted bunion!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01I'll never play the dying swan again!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03I promise you, we're here from the future to help you, Colonel.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Colonel?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07But I'm a General now.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Awkward.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11But a mystery for another episode.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Right now we need your help
0:07:13 > 0:07:15and some conditioner for this hair.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Step away from the machine, Goodman.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Danger K, you've known me for 20 years.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23I'm no villain.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27True, but these two - whom I've known for less than five minutes -
0:07:27 > 0:07:30say you're a criminal and that's good enough for me.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35GOODMAN SCREAMS
0:07:35 > 0:07:37MACHINE BURPS AND BLOWS RASPBERRIES
0:07:40 > 0:07:42The power!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45The power of the rudeness!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47The power!
0:07:47 > 0:07:51HE BLOWS HUGE BASPBERRY
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Penfold,
0:07:52 > 0:07:56is there a chance that by following my instincts
0:07:56 > 0:07:58I just slightly turned a nice,
0:07:58 > 0:08:01polite Professor into a terrible, rude villain?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03A little bit, Chief...yeah.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05The rudeness!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07The rudeness!
0:08:11 > 0:08:12HE BLOWS BASPBERRY
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Well, I doubt we'll be seeing any more of him.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I don't want to worry everyone,
0:08:19 > 0:08:21but I'm feeling the urge to say "ace"
0:08:21 > 0:08:24and call you all my homeboys!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26This is bogus, dude.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27It's the '80s effect taking over our bodies.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31We need to get rad and back to the present before it's too late.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33DK, we're going to need your help.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Fresh.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
0:08:42 > 0:08:44EVERYBODY BURPING
0:08:46 > 0:08:48M'lady. SHE GIGGLES
0:08:48 > 0:08:50The honour's all mine.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Keep an eye on this chap, DM.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57I can spot a criminal and there's something familiar about that
0:08:57 > 0:08:59moustache I can't put my finger on.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04To de-villainise Badboy, we need to recreate the moment which
0:09:04 > 0:09:05caused him to go all...
0:09:05 > 0:09:07HE BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:09:07 > 0:09:09First, we stealthily sneak up on him as he's...
0:09:09 > 0:09:11CRASH!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Last one to whack seven bells out of the villain is a sissy.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19For the third time this episode,
0:09:19 > 0:09:21step away from the machine, Badboy.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Let me think.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25The world is engulfed in rudeness.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27I have complete control.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28So...
0:09:28 > 0:09:29HE BLOWS BASPBERRY
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Last chance, Badboy.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Remember, deep down you're one of us -
0:09:34 > 0:09:36the good guys.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39You don't have to put yourself through a painful...
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Oh, hit him with the hammers.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Oh... Oh!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53My rudeness, it's gone!
0:09:53 > 0:09:54I'm cured!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Professor Goodman, you're back!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00And thus the day is saved by yours truly.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02You're welcome, world.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04It was all your fault in the first place!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Now, now, Professor, let's not be...
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- rude. - HE SNIGGERS
0:10:09 > 0:10:11So, um...
0:10:11 > 0:10:14apologies for the whole not-trusting-you shenanigans.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Let's forget it ever happened.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Quite.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Nice being back to normal, what?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Hmm...
0:10:21 > 0:10:22No, not really.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24It's more fun being rude.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Much, much more fun.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28- Ah...- Oh...
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Rudeness forever!
0:10:35 > 0:10:41HE BLOWS VERY LONG RASPBERRY
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Well, I think that proves that my villain-spotting instincts
0:10:44 > 0:10:46were right all along.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47BADBOY BLOWS RASPBERRIES AND BREAKS WIND
0:10:47 > 0:10:50And so the past, present and future timelines of reality
0:10:50 > 0:10:53no longer make any sense and remain unexplained.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Join us next week, tomorrow and yesterday,
0:10:55 > 0:10:56all at the same time,
0:10:56 > 0:10:59for more adventures of Danger Mouse.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01This is your narrator wishing you a very...
0:11:01 > 0:11:03HE BLOWS RASPBERRY ..day.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:11:07 > 0:11:10# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:11:10 > 0:11:13# Danger Mouse
0:11:13 > 0:11:16# Danger Mouse
0:11:16 > 0:11:20# Danger Mouse! #