0:00:05 > 0:00:06Chief!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Tokyo - city of the future!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45City of explosions!
0:00:46 > 0:00:49City of giant toilets?!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Let's flush this toilet, Penfold.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57DINOSAUR ROARS
0:00:57 > 0:00:58HE GASPS
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Crumbs, Chief. He's got a dinosaur.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Dinosaurs? Massive explosions?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Attractive Penfold?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08This can only mean one thing...
0:01:08 > 0:01:12..it's Danger Mouse - The Movie!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Dr Lucifer's toilet rebellion
0:01:15 > 0:01:17is flowing into the streets.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Hold tight, Penfold.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23I will. As tight as I can.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24HE GULPS
0:01:28 > 0:01:29No, no, no!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I'm sorry, Mr Horsese, but I was there,
0:01:32 > 0:01:34and I definitely did not kiss Danger Mouse.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37And cut.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Penfold, this is a film.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41It has to be more thrilling than our normal,
0:01:41 > 0:01:44everyday lives of explosions, battles and saving the world.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Kid, audiences want dinosaurs, explosions
0:01:48 > 0:01:49and you as a woman.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Why can't I be a man and Danger Mouse be a woman?!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54There's no actor, male or female,
0:01:54 > 0:01:56great enough to play DM.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59That's why we had to hire the real thing.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Sorry, Penfold, I'm irreplaceable.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Danger Mouse replacement into position.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06What?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08DM, you're a legend,
0:02:08 > 0:02:11but I can't risk you having to do your own stunts.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13But I like risk! I don't want to be pampered!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18If anyone wants me, I'll be in my trailer...
0:02:18 > 0:02:20..being pampered.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Hmmm. Er, can you at least make this more dangerous by getting
0:02:24 > 0:02:26shampoo near my eye, or something?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Emergency situation, DM!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Hah! Colonel, I'm ready for anything.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33It's this poster for you movie -
0:02:33 > 0:02:37it hasn't been signed by the star.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:38 > 0:02:43Not you! Your co-star, Scarlett Johamster.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46I'm a huge fan.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Don't worry, sir, I'll introduce you.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Keep it under your moustache, but I think she's rather sweet on me.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56So, tell me about you, Penfold. I've never played a real hero before.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58There's not much to tell.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00When I'm not saving the world,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I make jam and do jigsaws.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Oh, you are so deep.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Arrgh! - SPLAT!
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Scarlett, my dear, may I introduce you to Colonel K?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13HE MAKES ODD MUMBLING NOISE
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Colonel, don't you want to ask Scarlett for an autograph?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Well, this was creepy.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Excuse me, I have to go peel a friend off the side of my trailer.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Oh, it's true what they say -
0:03:32 > 0:03:36never gawp and gurgle weirdly at your rivals.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Sir, I've been trying to reach you.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Sorry, Professor, it's the filming, you see.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44They needed me to turn off the global security nexus.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47But that leaves Earth completely defenceless!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Yes, but the director said the sirens and flashing lights
0:03:50 > 0:03:52were distracting the actors.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55That's a red alert! What happened?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Just some missing agents or some such.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Did I tell you I met Scarlett Johamster?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Colonel, we need to investigate!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Scarlett?- The missing agents! Gah!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Ah, it's you. I say, that's a realistic ray gun.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18What the blazes?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20No... NO!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Hello? Anyone in here?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26I heard some noises.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28And not the usual kind.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29HE GASPS
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Colonel K?!
0:04:31 > 0:04:32PARP!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Chief, something awful's happened!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Good grief. Come on, Penfold, there's no time to lose.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Good GRIEF. Come ON, Penfold, there's no time to lose.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43G-O-O-OD grief. COME on, Pen...
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Ah. I'm just not sure "good grief" is the sort of thing I'd say.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Chief! Something's happened to Colonel K!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Er, no, the next line is, "Something terrible's happened in the toilet."
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Something terrible HAS happened in the toilet.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Ooh, nice energy, Penfold.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Then I say, "Dr Lucifer!"
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Chief, you've got to listen!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Mr Horsese needs you on set, Mr Mouse.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Great notes, Penfold. Let's do the sewer scene when I get back.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Chief! Wait!
0:05:09 > 0:05:10- THUMP! - Arrgh!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Penfold, stop lying around, there's an emergency.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17I must talk to Danger Mouse.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Well, good luck!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21He can't think about anything apart from this stupid film!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23I knew this film would be a distraction from his duties,
0:05:23 > 0:05:25but I never thought for a second that he'd...
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- Whoa! Are those Scarlett's shoes?! - Oh, not you, too!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Professor, we have to do something before anyone
0:05:31 > 0:05:33else gets turned into a...
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Hah!
0:05:35 > 0:05:36PARP!
0:05:36 > 0:05:37HE SCREAMS
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Chief.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Not Chief.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Ah... Cut?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Gah!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Phew! Huh?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56CHIEF!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Penfold!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01PENFOLD SCREAMS
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Martin, do you think we could turn down this exciting music?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05I thought I heard some hamsterish wailing.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Anything you want, DM.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Sorry, I think you've turned it up.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12What? Turn it up?
0:06:14 > 0:06:15PENFOLD SCREAMS
0:06:15 > 0:06:17THEY GROWL
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Oh, crumbs!
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Hah?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Chief? You came!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Good grief, Penfold, of course I...
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Ooh, I do say "good grief".
0:06:32 > 0:06:34My hero.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Oh. - PENFOLD GIGGLES
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Sorry, have I missed something? - Not much, Chief.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Just our friends being turned into toilets!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44How could I have let this happen?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Penfold, starring in this film has made me a fool.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49A handsome, heroic, highly-paid fool.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54But I'm back, and no-one else is getting turned into a toilet.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- PARP! - Starting now.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Come on, Penfold.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Waah!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Ah-ha-ha!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Hold tight, Penfold.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Oh, right.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Oops. - PENFOLD GASPS
0:07:40 > 0:07:41It's Martin Horsese!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43This is the movies, Danger Mouse.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Nothing is as it seems!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50THEY GASP
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Dr Lucifer!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56The pine-fresh smell of victory!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58By keeping you distracted, I've been free to assemble
0:07:58 > 0:08:03the greatest army of toilets the world has ever seen!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Now it's time to close the lid
0:08:05 > 0:08:08on the world's greatest secret agent.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Arrgh!- Penfold!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13PARP!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Come out, Danger Mouse.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23You know you can't beat...
0:08:23 > 0:08:25..the cistern!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32DR LUCIFER LAUGHS
0:08:32 > 0:08:33I've done it.
0:08:33 > 0:08:38My enemy has been wiped away by the twin ply of my genius
0:08:38 > 0:08:41and his own self-obsession.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Soon we will flush away the old order,
0:08:43 > 0:08:46as I turn the world itself
0:08:46 > 0:08:48into a toilet!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Arrgh!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Looking for this?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55But...that's impossible!
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Sorry, Lucifer.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Don't you know I'm too important to do my own stunts?
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Ohh!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Toilets - flush him!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Hah!
0:09:17 > 0:09:21You may have come out number one, Danger Mouse,
0:09:21 > 0:09:26but say goodbye to your number twos!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28LUCIFER LAUGHS
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Hmmm.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Ohh...
0:09:41 > 0:09:43THEY CHEER
0:09:43 > 0:09:45THEY GROAN
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Lucifer, time you were taken to the cleaners.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53What are you talking about? You can't take the toilet to the...
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Waaah!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Oh, thank goodness you're safe.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Eww. Shower first, I think.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Oh, I didn't mean you.- Oh!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11How about dinner tonight?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Ha-ha-ha! Sorry, Scarlett.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15I'm afraid movies may have romantic endings,
0:10:15 > 0:10:18but that's not how it works for agents like Penfold and me.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21We already have a long-term relationship...
0:10:21 > 0:10:25..with a thing called saving the world.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Penfold?
0:10:26 > 0:10:27See you later, Chief.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31And there we have it - finally, a proper happy ending,
0:10:31 > 0:10:35as Penfold and Scarlett drive off into the sunset...
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Oh, it's just a prop.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Someone give them a hand.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Join us next time for another blockbuster episode
0:10:41 > 0:10:44of Danger Mouse!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Danger Mouse
0:10:54 > 0:10:57# Danger Mouse
0:10:57 > 0:11:02# Danger Mouse! #