0:00:05 > 0:00:07CHIEF!
0:00:07 > 0:00:08PENFOLD SCREAMS
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:16 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Danger Mouse
0:00:26 > 0:00:32# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:40CACKLING
0:00:41 > 0:00:45There are three things a danger agent loves more than anything...
0:00:48 > 0:00:50..catching criminals...
0:00:52 > 0:00:58..thrilling chases, and, of course, board games.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03- I hate board games, Penfold. - Well, two out of three isn't bad.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Oh, please play it with me! We never play games!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09That's because they're boring!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Why pretend to fight dragons when you can do it for real?
0:01:15 > 0:01:20- Hmm...- Oh! Is it supposed to do that?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22I'll read the instructions.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24PENFOLD YAWNS
0:01:24 > 0:01:29See? Even you're bored and I'm practically falling asleep...
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Penfold? I'm not playing Hide and Seek again unless there are monsters
0:01:39 > 0:01:41and no hiding places.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Huh?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Well, I like what you've done with the hallway, Penfold.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53The deserted Bavarian village of Greenback look is very now.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Jeopardy Mouse? Hazard Mouse? Danger Cash?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Oh, great, Danger Mouse is here. Whoop-de-doo.- Oh, careful, Jeopardy.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- That sounded sarcastic. - You don't say.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Danger Cash.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Danger Mouse, may your shared portfolio overflow with
0:02:10 > 0:02:13interest, or, as you say on Earth, hi.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Hey, the peoples of Greenback, they are massive,
0:02:16 > 0:02:21- wingy lizards with the hot breath, yes?- Not really.- Oh, OK.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Then we are being attacked by a dragon.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36Hah! It will take more than that to defeat...
0:02:37 > 0:02:39- Leave this to...- Me.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48There's plenty of dragon for everyone! No need to snatch.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54HE SCREAMS
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Oh, if only we had some kind of net.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Great idea. We'll just wait for one to fall out of the sky.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Again, anyone else might think that was... Oh.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Hmm. I seem to have magic wish powers - that's new.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I wish Jeopardy's mouth had a zip.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Worth a try.- Look out! We're danger rich and safety poor!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Hah!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39ALL: Huh?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42KNOCKING ON GLASS
0:03:44 > 0:03:48This confusion and uncertainty is not good for my worry portfolio.
0:03:48 > 0:03:53Whatever that means, it's worse than that, much worse. We're in a game.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Who in their right mind would play games with the galaxy's top
0:03:56 > 0:03:58three agents...and Danger Mouse?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02He might. And I think I preferred it when you were being sarcastic.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Hey, DM! Want to play a game?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09HE CACKLES
0:04:09 > 0:04:13I think you know my new best friend - Penfold!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15More hostage than friend.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19We're playing Danger Mouse Home Edition!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Ooh, board games!
0:04:22 > 0:04:27- Penfold!- I mean, I'll never play your twisted games!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I'll deal with him.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Ian, this is your idol speaking.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37- I want you to stop this immediately and put us back to normal.- Sure.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41If you win the next round against...hmm...let me see.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Eenie, meanie, even bigger meanie, my-meanie, mo-meanie,
0:04:45 > 0:04:48I choose balloon monsters!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Choose whoever you like, I don't play games!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Choose the balloon monsters! They're my favourites!
0:04:55 > 0:05:00- I heard that!- I mean, I am having no part of this, you fiend!
0:05:00 > 0:05:05Fine by me - without DM playing and without the special weapons
0:05:05 > 0:05:09I was going to let Penfold choose, I can't lose!
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Game on!
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Agents, you're about to learn the dangers of inflation!
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Or, as we probably say in Italia, il chargo!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- I'm not playing games.- Fine!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Frankly, I could do without the earache.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26BALLOON MONSTERS GROWL
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Grab something sharp!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Leave it to me. My fingernails are made of diamond!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40He's even shaved the hedgehogs!
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Whee!
0:05:45 > 0:05:50Looks like they could do with a special weapon with a point to it.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Fordo mondeo!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55These houses have nothing but spoons!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58How do these people eat-a spaghetti?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08BALLOON STOMACH SQUEAKING
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I won't do games, but I don't mind a rescue.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Well, I wouldn't say rescue, I was... Look out!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23That was a rescue.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Come on, Penfold.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Are you going to let DM get ballooned or are you going to play?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33PENFOLD MOANS
0:06:33 > 0:06:38All right! But I'm only doing this out of loyalty.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42The fact that I really, really want to is not important.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46I choose special weapon - a pin.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48No pins!
0:06:48 > 0:06:51It clearly says so in the rules that only exist in my head.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52All right.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56And is there anything in the rules about cardigans?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Smart move, Penfold! Wool is a balloon's worst enemy.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24Static! Lucky you're not as dumb as you look. Or act. Or sound.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Thank you. I...think.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32BALLOON MONSTERS POPPING
0:07:32 > 0:07:35We won the game. Now, let us go.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Uh, didn't I say? It's best of three!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40What about the dragon? I meant best of five.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44All right, that takes care of that.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Seize your assets!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Best of seven!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Best of nine!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03HOUSES ROAR
0:08:04 > 0:08:06CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Best of 11!
0:08:08 > 0:08:12OK, stop! This has been great fun, but the game can't go on forever.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16That's exactly how long it can go on for.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21We're playing games with friends. Why would we ever stop?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Are you having fun, little ones?
0:08:24 > 0:08:28There's just one small problem!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31I'm about to fire the shrinketiser at you
0:08:31 > 0:08:35and it'll make you small, hence, a SMALL problem.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37IRRITATED MUTTERING
0:08:43 > 0:08:45HE GASPS
0:08:45 > 0:08:47HE SCREAMS
0:08:47 > 0:08:52Penfold? You brought the shrinketiser to us? Brilliant idea!
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Um... Oh, yes, yes, that's exactly what I was trying to do.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01If you're not going to play with me, I might as well destroy the game!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04And guess who's shrunk the Giant Planet Crusher?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06HE CACKLES
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Too late, Ian! We have the shrinketiser!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Penfold, activate the bigetiser setting!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Shrink us back! Shrink us back!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25OK, new plan.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29We need something to crack the glass,
0:09:29 > 0:09:33something hard with a pointed edge and...
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Hmm.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37It's my head, isn't it?
0:09:39 > 0:09:40HE BREAKS WIND
0:09:40 > 0:09:45Ooh, sorry, I always release a little equity when I'm nervous.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47One, two, three.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56Oh, um, hi, I'm Ian, I'm a big fan, actually.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58OK, well, goodbye.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Too big! TOO BIG!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07HE CHUCKLES
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Best of 13?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I just wanted someone to play with.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Good luck finding one - now you're in solitary confinement.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Come on, Penfold.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Erm, I'll catch up, Chief.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Fancy a game before I go?- Really?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Ooh, bagsy I get to be Danger Mouse.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33You can be Penfold because he stinks and no-one wants to be him.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Well, so much for the soppy ending.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41And, that is game over for Ian the Danger fan.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Because the episode is about games, and it's over and... No, hang on!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Let me explain this because it's worth it!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:10:52 > 0:10:55# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:10:55 > 0:10:58# Danger Mouse
0:10:58 > 0:11:01# Danger Mouse
0:11:01 > 0:11:06# Danger Mouse! #