0:00:05 > 0:00:06Chief!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# He's the ace The ace
0:00:16 > 0:00:17# He's amazing Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:40HE SCREAMS
0:00:40 > 0:00:42What villainy is this, viewers?
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Which of our most terrible of terrors is torturing our hero?
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Aaah.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Oh, he's at the doctor's.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Good. Well, if that's everything... - It's not.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Colonel K is concerned
0:00:53 > 0:00:55that you've become...reckless.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Tell me, what was the last time you turned down a challenge?
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Why would I turn down a challenge? - Just as I thought.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07You're suffering from Compulsive Challenge Disorder.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10You could cause irreparable harm if you don't immediately stop
0:01:10 > 0:01:12accepting challenges.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15"Immediately" might be a problem.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Why did you ask me to see you here?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Aha!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21DOC YELLS
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Challengers for the Challenge Land Dart Bowl Challenge challenge,
0:01:27 > 0:01:30prepare to be challenged!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Ninja dart, activate.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Better start running, Doc.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37But I'm not playing! I'm not playing!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- HE SCREAMS - That's the spirit!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Ha-ha!
0:01:47 > 0:01:52Hm. Danger Mouse suffers from CCD, huh? This could be useful.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55CCD? How do you spell that?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Ha!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Ho!
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Oh!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Ha-ha!
0:02:11 > 0:02:14THEY GROAN
0:02:14 > 0:02:16That was fun, wasn't it?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Now, what was that about my Compulsive Challenge Disorder
0:02:19 > 0:02:21getting people hurt?
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Oh!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- You did it, Chief!- Thanks, Penfold.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Shame you weren't available to enter, too.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I wonder if I'll ever get over it.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Congratulations! Here's your trophy.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34HE GASPS
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Don't take it, Chief. There's got to be a catch.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Quark's never given anything away for free.
0:02:40 > 0:02:45Sure! Well, I can see how carrying such a big trophy home might be
0:02:45 > 0:02:47too much of a CHALLENGE.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49I'll take it!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54There, it fits perfectly.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Shame nothing else does any more!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02I'm getting worrying readings of...
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- What is that?- A trophy, Professor.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07It's what they give you when you're the best at something.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Surely you must have one for...
0:03:09 > 0:03:13you know, the thing you do.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14That is not a trophy.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- QUARK:- No, it's a Midas machine.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20And thanks to your Compulsive Challenge Disorder,
0:03:20 > 0:03:23it's right there, on your planet.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Chief! This is why you have to deal with your disorder.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Our enemies are using it against us.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Do you want me to tell you what it does,
0:03:31 > 0:03:33so we can move this garbage along?
0:03:33 > 0:03:34ALL: Yeah, whatever.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Do you want to be rich?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Who doesn't? Get on with it.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40One pulse from the Midas machine...
0:03:42 > 0:03:45..and a whole planet turns to gold.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Hang on, why can't we just fly the machine into space?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56That answer your question - Brain Fail?
0:03:56 > 0:04:00I've got a good mind to unfriend him on Spanchops.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Not that we're friends on Spanchops.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06BEEPING, SHE GASPS
0:04:06 > 0:04:09It's powered by draining the Earth's core. We've got six hours
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- before it can activate. - Oh...
0:04:11 > 0:04:14If villains charged their weapons before they went out,
0:04:14 > 0:04:16the world would be a lot more dangerous.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18So, deactivate it!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21We can't. We need Quark's face print.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24And I'm safe behind the best security
0:04:24 > 0:04:26money can rent by the hour with no deposit.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Activate laser grid.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32HE LAUGHS
0:04:38 > 0:04:405-D laser security.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42It'll take weeks to decode, and we only have three hours left
0:04:42 > 0:04:45before the Earth turns into a giant Christmas tree decoration.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Oh. Good work. Now go and grab him.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Just waiting for my change.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- PENFOLD:- Bit of luck finding Quark asleep.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03All we have to do is get him home without waking him up.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Yes, it's not much of a challenge.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Chief! Don't give in to it.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12If we're not back at the base in two hours, the world will end!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Sorry, Penfold, I have a serious medical condition -
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I'm not responsible for my actions.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21PENFOLD AND QUARK SCREAM
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Wha! I'm being Quarknapped.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Hit the panic button!
0:05:26 > 0:05:27- MACHINE:- Recording.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30This is Quark, the smart one.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34I've been Quarknapped, by "insert name here".
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Um, Danger Mouse.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39I'm offering one trillion to whoever rescues me.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40IT SCREAMS
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Terms and conditions apply, cash to be paid in monthly instalments.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45And good luck collecting it.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48HE SNORES
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Chief!
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Your CCD is putting our planet at risk, and more so than usual.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56THUD!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Woohoo!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01WOOHOO!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Aaah!
0:06:07 > 0:06:08MOTOR REVS
0:06:12 > 0:06:13We can outrun them!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17And you should totally do that, if you're not up to the challenge.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Er...- Chief, I know it's hard.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24MOTOR REVS
0:06:24 > 0:06:26But if you fight THEM instead of your condition, all our
0:06:26 > 0:06:28friends will be lost.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29HE SIGHS
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Thank you, Penfold. Without you, I'd be nothing. Well, not nothing -
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- I'd still be enormously talented and...- Chief!- Right.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Not far now, Chief. Hang in there.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Megahertz want Quark.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Megahertz collect megabucks.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Funny. Why does Megahertz want money?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Money means mega credits.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Mega credits unlock new mega levels for ultimate mega points.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Also, Megahertz like candy.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Megahertz challenge Danger Mouse to mega multi-level.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Penfold, please!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26ELECTRIC CHARGING
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Just one!
0:07:27 > 0:07:32Focus, for me and the Colonel. And Professor Squawkencluck.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36OK, just us.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I'll try, Penfold.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- QUARK'S BELLY:- Hey, watch it, buddy!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Not far now!
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Oh, carrots!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Chief - isn't fighting your affliction the real challenge?
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Or...is it winning an awesome battle?
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Challenge...
0:08:05 > 0:08:06..too...
0:08:08 > 0:08:09..big!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Charge!
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Ha-ha!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22This is the best thing ever!
0:08:27 > 0:08:32So, three minutes before the machine activates, where exactly are
0:08:32 > 0:08:34you planning to be when it goes off?
0:08:34 > 0:08:38On another planet, dummy, because if we're here, then...
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Oh.- Uh-oh.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Taxi!- There's no time, we've got to switch that thing off.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Yeah? How are we going to get past those guys, genius?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Ah! - THUD!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- PENFOLD:- We'll never make it!
0:08:54 > 0:08:55There's only 30 seconds left!
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Hold tight, Penfold.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06BEEP
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Rats.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16THEY SCREAM
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Penfold, I just wanted to say, this won't happen again, I've
0:09:19 > 0:09:21really got the CCD under control and I'm ready to save...
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Penfold?
0:09:22 > 0:09:26I hate to use your illness against you, but I CHALLENGE you -
0:09:26 > 0:09:29save me, save the world!
0:09:35 > 0:09:40If I fail, my CCD will have made me the biggest villain of them all.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Ha-ha!
0:09:50 > 0:09:55And so this is how it ends - the whole world is turning to go...
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Ack!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- QUARK'S BELLY: - I ain't going to forget this.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- PENFOLD:- I'm going to struggle to get it out of my head, too.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22SHE GIGGLES
0:10:22 > 0:10:26And so the world is safe, and Danger Mouse finally has control
0:10:26 > 0:10:27of his condition.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Never again will he jump 10,000ft without a parachute
0:10:30 > 0:10:33just because somebody said he wouldn't.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Chief... Don't do it.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Hey! Woohoo!
0:10:37 > 0:10:38My bad, everyone.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:10:44 > 0:10:47# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:10:47 > 0:10:50# Danger Mouse
0:10:50 > 0:10:52# Danger Mouse
0:10:52 > 0:10:57# Danger Mouse! #