0:00:08 > 0:00:09# He's the greatest
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# He's amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:18# He's the strongest
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# He's the quickest
0:00:20 > 0:00:21# He's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Excitement, adventure,
0:00:40 > 0:00:44what deadly disaster is Danger Mouse hurtling towards?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Careful, that toast is too hot to handle.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Sorry, Chief. I got distracted. Scarlett's asked ME on a date.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Either that or she wants to eat me.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Scarlett Johamster, the movie star, has asked you on a date?
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Yeah! But what if I mess it up?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11You won't because I'll train you for this deadly mission.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Er, I mean, date. If I know one thing about women,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16it's that they love being rescued by heroes.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Penfold, women don't want heroes.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20All we really want is good conversation
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- and the ability to... - Diffuse a bomb!
0:01:22 > 0:01:26- ..to listen to what we say. - Don't listen to her, Penfold.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I know how to impress a girl.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34There, the perfect hero.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39You look amazing. Mmm, what's that smell?
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Thanks very much. I should imagine it's the bacon we had for breakfast.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Excellent conversation, Penfold.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- My training has really paid off. - Conversation training?!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Oh, that's ridiculous. Penfold, hero time. Diffuse this bomb.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Argh!
0:01:53 > 0:01:58Penfold, focus. You're holding a bomb. How does that make you feel?
0:01:58 > 0:02:03Aaaah! You look amazing. Mmm, what's that smell?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Well, OK.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06That's a start.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08No more time to practise.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10HE WHISTLES
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Enjoy your date, Penfold. - Call us if you need us!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18They grow up so fast.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19- I think I'm going to...- Cry.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23No! Follow him and spy on the date.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24EXPLOSION
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Oh.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33- What are you doing? - I'm flexing my triceratops.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37- Wow, it's kind of oddball. - No, it's a kind of dinosaur.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Top up on your jam, sir?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Chief! What are you doing here?
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Helping.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I've got some deadly quicksand in the back
0:02:46 > 0:02:48if you need to rescue her from something.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54You look amazing. What's that smell?
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Have...you got cue cards?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Yes, sorry. It's silly, I know.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05I was worried I might mess this up.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08But I was worried that I might!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I don't think anything could ruin this evening!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Salut, my little dairy wedges!
0:03:15 > 0:03:19SCREAMING
0:03:19 > 0:03:22It is I, Aubrey le Camembert!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24BOTH: The Camem-bear?!
0:03:24 > 0:03:30Scarlett, a big movie star like you deserves to be with a big cheese -
0:03:30 > 0:03:32like me.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37Penfold, I challenge you to a du-el.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Oh, crumbs!
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Prepare to meet your grater!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Uh-oh-oh...
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Cheese is off the menu...
0:03:51 > 0:03:54apart from the omelette and most of the pasta dishes,
0:03:54 > 0:03:55and obviously the cheesecake.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Do you think we could try again?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02A second date? Sure!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Bring your triceratops.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- I think that went rather well. - It did not.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15How can I impress Scarlett if you keep saving me?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Penfold, you're right. Next time, you'll be the hero.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21I'll just stay in and watch TV with the Professor.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Good job I didn't say what we'd be watching on TV.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33BOTH: So, tell me about your feelings.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34BOTH LAUGH
0:04:39 > 0:04:42This is terrible. Where's the danger? Where's the excitement?
0:04:43 > 0:04:48- Hey, Scarlett! I'm a big fan!- Of my movies?
0:04:48 > 0:04:49No.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Of you ditching Short Trousers and getting with me.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Ah, there it is. Excuse me.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00I've only got one thing to say to you, Bad Boy.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02SHE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:05:02 > 0:05:04My perfect woman.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Didn't you hear the lady, Bad Boy? She said...
0:05:08 > 0:05:10PENFOLD BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Whoa-hey-hey!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13THEY SCREAM
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Whoaaaaargh!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I think we've heard the last of him.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28No, you haven't.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Ooft!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31OK, maybe you have.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- You promised not to rescue him. - No, I promised not to be a hero.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I didn't say anything about not making him look like one.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42With my heroics and Penfold's...whatever it is,
0:05:42 > 0:05:44how can Scarlett resist him?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Ugh, ugh!
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Hee-yah!
0:06:20 > 0:06:25Sorry, Tsarfish, this time, you are out of your depth.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26SCARLETT SOBS
0:06:26 > 0:06:29I'm sorry, Penfold. This isn't going to work out.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Scarlett.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Penfold, I think that might be enough break-up ice cream now.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40What a surprise, the hero thing didn't work out.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Maybe it's time YOU did a bit of listening.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Nope. I think it's time I did a bit of listening...
0:06:45 > 0:06:47To Scarlett.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- Why does everyone keep fighting over me all the time?- Yes. It's terrible.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Really sad.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55So, how much more fighting do you think Penfold should have done?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59None! No more. I hate fighting.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02I thought Penfold was different.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06I thought he was kind and Penfold-y, but he's just like all the others.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08SHE SOBS
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Oh, ah. All right. Um, awkward.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Look, Penfold IS Penfold-y, you see,
0:07:13 > 0:07:17and you'll laugh when you hear this, I was the one who kept saving...
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Chief?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20What are you doing?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22It's OK, I'm just telling Scarlett how cowardly you are.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25You're stealing my girlfriend. Aaaaah!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- SCARLETT SIGHS - Just like all the others.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Oh, no.
0:07:35 > 0:07:40Scarlett, I have crossed universes for you.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44I want to shout about our love to the heavens and then destroy them.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48It's Baron Silas Von Penfold from the Twistyverse!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Hang on, Scarlett. I'm coming.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57- No, no, he's not. He's not a hero. He's soft and weedy.- Oh!
0:07:57 > 0:08:01You ARE trying to steal her. Aaaah!
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Excitement, adventure,
0:08:02 > 0:08:06and he's already fallen into the water.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10But here comes Danger Mouse, leaping into action as he tries to
0:08:10 > 0:08:13make up for ruining all of Penfold's dates.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Chief, what's he talking about?
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Um... Watch out, lasers!
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Don't "Watch out, lasers!" me. He said you ruined my dates.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I didn't ruin them, I rescued them.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32You rescued me after I asked you not to? And you're doing it again.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38All right, I'm sorry. No more rescues.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Oh.
0:08:39 > 0:08:45So. Finally face-to-face with my pathetic love rival, Danger Mouse.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- What? No, Penfold is your pathetic love rival.- Humph.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Well, neither of you stand a chance.
0:08:52 > 0:08:57If I know one thing about women, it is that they love a villain.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02And so I am going to turn your solar system into the galaxy's
0:09:02 > 0:09:07biggest box of chocolates and every one is for you, my sweet.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Apart from the strawberry cream, I'm having that.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- When will you all learn? This is not the way to impress me.- Silence.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18And prepare for a planet-sized hazelnut praline.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24With a light dusting of Danger Mouse!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Penfold, reach back and grab my emergency escape laser.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33I'm sorry, didn't you hear me earlier? I said, "Humph."
0:09:36 > 0:09:38OK, where's this escape stuff?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Here we go.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Or...maybe not.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49There's only a few seconds left for me to apologise.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Penfold, I was wrong. A hero is the last thing Scarlett needs.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I think you're perfect just as you are, so why shouldn't she?
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- Oh, I can't stay cross with you. - Me neither.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03So, would either of you mind if I saved us all?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Just do it!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Eat this, darling!
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Ooh!
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Aaaaah!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Well done, Penfold. You knocked out the Baron.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30I'll leave you two alone.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35So, how'd you feel about a nice, quiet, uneventful date?
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Are you kidding? We just saved the solar system! I feel amazing!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Let's do it again but more dangerous!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Drive!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46It was incredible. We should go to space and fight stuff.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50# He's the greatest
0:10:50 > 0:10:52# He's fantastic
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:10:54 > 0:10:57# Danger Mouse
0:10:57 > 0:11:00# Danger Mouse
0:11:00 > 0:11:05# Danger Mouse! #