0:00:05 > 0:00:06Chief!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:41The British Cheese Museum, where the finest cheeses thrill visitors
0:00:41 > 0:00:43from across the world,
0:00:43 > 0:00:45before going bad and giving them headaches.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48But greatest of them all, the Pink Parmesan!
0:00:48 > 0:00:51The planet's most precious cheese.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53But what's this? A Cheese Burglar!
0:00:54 > 0:00:58ALARMS RING
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Somebody call Danger Mouse!
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Oh, thank goodness, he's already here. Wait a second...!
0:01:05 > 0:01:06HE'S the burglar!
0:01:07 > 0:01:12The Professor's new security system has finally beaten you, Chief.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Yes, next time I'll have to try it without the blindfold.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Now, uncage me. I need to test the blast doors in the cracker exhibit.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Argh! - DARTS FIRE
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Moo!
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Hmm.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Maybe the "fire tranquilizer darts" lever shouldn't be
0:01:30 > 0:01:33next to the "cage release" lever.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Interesting idea, Penfold.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39You should suggest that to the Professor.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Oh, I don't want to cause any fuss. - Confidence, Penfold!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44You can't go through life worrying what people will think
0:01:44 > 0:01:46of your lever ideas.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47STATIC CRACKLING
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- PENFOLD GASPS - Someone's stolen the cheese!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Odd. I seem to have a small lump of it in my hand.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Cheese thieves! Freeze!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I'm sure there's a reasonable...
0:02:01 > 0:02:02STATIC CRACKLING
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- Oh!- Hmm! This is potentially awkward.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Stand down, Danger Mouse. You're under arrest for Grand Theft Dairy.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- I think there's been some sort of mistake.- Get 'em!
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Someone's trying to frame me for cheese larceny, Penfold. But who?
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- Someone who doesn't like you, Chief? - Yes, but... Hang on.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Who doesn't like ME?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Oh, I don't like to say.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Confidence, Penfold. You have to stop backing down.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Seize the initiative. Make your voice heard.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- DANGER MOTH!- That's more like it. That's more like it.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40But I hardly think Danger Moth would frame...
0:02:40 > 0:02:41WHACK
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Oh, I see. Sorry, Danger Moth. Just off to prove I'm not a bad guy.
0:02:46 > 0:02:51- I don't believe you. - But, Sir, I swear I didn't do it.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Let me finish, DM. I don't believe you...
0:02:55 > 0:02:57..WOULD steal a cheese.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00In fact, it's safe to say, nothing in the world would convince me
0:03:00 > 0:03:02you'd turn traitor.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Traitor!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Good grief! Perhaps I AM evil.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Well, I can't think of any other explanation.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16So... Danger Mouse has turned to crime. But don't panic.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Cometh the hour, cometh the Danger Duck!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22The world's new greatest secret agent!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Duckula! I should have guessed.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29And if that ticking is what I think it is, he can only be in one place.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32CLOCK CHIMES
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- Big Ben!- Actually, Big Ben is the name of the bell, Penfold.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40DUCKULA LAUGHS EVILLY
0:03:41 > 0:03:45The game's up, Duckula! Your evil scheme is over, whatever it is.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Actually, what are you doing?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Oh, just this.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51STATIC CRACKLING
0:03:52 > 0:03:53BOMB FIZZES
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Eek!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Give it up, Danger Mouse, your reign of terror ends here.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- But, I didn't do anything. I don't...- Too slow!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Woo-argh!
0:04:08 > 0:04:13Um, excuse me! I think it all has something to do with this desk.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16BOMB FIZZES
0:04:16 > 0:04:17ARGH!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- ...Try it without the blindfold. - Argh! What happened?
0:04:23 > 0:04:24What are we doing here?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27We're checking the Professor's cheese security, remember?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Now, uncage me.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- DARTS FIRE - Argh!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Moo!
0:04:35 > 0:04:41Chief, something weird's happening. I've seen all this before!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Nonsense, Penfold,
0:04:45 > 0:04:48every moment of our adventures is totally original and unique...
0:04:48 > 0:04:49..ish.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Chief! The cheese!
0:04:55 > 0:04:59The question is, why do I have a small lump of it in my hand?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Ooh, ooh, ooh! I know this! I know what happens.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04A security guard's about to...
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Cheese thieves! Freeze!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I'm sure there's a reasonable...
0:05:08 > 0:05:10STATIC CRACKLING
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Hmm. This is potentially awkward. - Stand down, Danger Mouse.
0:05:14 > 0:05:20But, I know what's going on! He's being framed! It's Duckula!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Get 'em!
0:05:26 > 0:05:31Someone's trying to frame me for cheese larceny, Penfold. But who?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Duckula, Chief! It's Duckula. - Now, now, Penfold.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- You can't just pull any old name out of the air.- DANGER MOTH!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39There you go again. You have to...
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- WHACK - Oh!
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Oh, I see. Sorry, Danger Moth. Just off to prove I'm not a...
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Traitor!- Good grief.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Perhaps I AM evil. I can't think of any other explanation.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Apart from that - DUCKULA!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57So... Danger Mouse has turned to crime.
0:05:57 > 0:06:02But don't panic. Cometh the hour, cometh the DANGER DUCK!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05The world's new greatest secret agent!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Duckula, I should have guessed. And if that ticking is...
0:06:09 > 0:06:10He's in Big Ben!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12No, Penfold. Big Ben's the bell.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Game's up, Duckula. Your evil scheme is over.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19PENFOLD SPLUTTERS
0:06:19 > 0:06:21The bomb! Jeopardy!
0:06:25 > 0:06:26BOMB FIZZES
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Eek!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Give it up, Danger Mouse, your reign of terror ends here.- Please!
0:06:32 > 0:06:37- Everyone. Listen to me. I... - Too slow.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Woo-argh!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43It's something to do with that desk!
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Why don't you listen?
0:06:48 > 0:06:49STATIC CRACKLING
0:06:49 > 0:06:52... without the blindfold. Now uncage...
0:06:52 > 0:06:55We have to get out of here! NOW!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Cheese thieves! Freeze!
0:07:02 > 0:07:03DARTS FIRE
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Penfold. What are you doing? - Duckula's trying to frame you.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11We have to move!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Stand down Danger Mouse. You're under... Oh.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21There must be an explanation.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24If time was looping, my loop-o-meter would detect it.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27And then detect it again. And again. Unless...
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Interesting idea, Penfold.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37- I don't see why we can't just go and explain things to Colonel K.- Shush!
0:07:37 > 0:07:41There! Someone's editing reality!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Good grief, it's like the world's one big video file
0:07:50 > 0:07:52and Duckula has pressed pause!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55And I keep pressing the skip back button!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Penfold, it's more complex than...
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Actually, no. That's exactly it.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04We need to get to him, before he uses that infernal device again.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06If only we knew where he was.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- That's easy! He's in...- Big Ben!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Actually, Chief, that's the name of the bell.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15The game's up, Duckula. Step away from the console.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- What, this one?- ARGGGH!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20THWACK
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Well done, Penfold, I'm hugely impressed.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25You've solved the case.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Give it up, Danger Mouse, you're under arrest for Grand Theft Dairy.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Oh, carrots, I forgot about them!
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- Penfold? What's going on?- Shush. Danger Moth!
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Oh-h-h!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46ARGH!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Oh, crumbs!
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Eek!
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Give it up, Danger Mouse, your reign of terror ends here.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59BOMB FIZZES
0:09:00 > 0:09:05The shame! Danger Mouse, arrested for high villainy!
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Is there no-one we can rely on these days?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Never fear, miserable citizens!
0:09:12 > 0:09:16- Danger Duck's here to save the day! - Save the day?!
0:09:16 > 0:09:21You're here to frame Danger Mouse. I've seen it! Over and over again.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- And that's nothing I can do to stop it!- Ah, don't beat yourself up, kid!
0:09:25 > 0:09:30You got to get up pretty early in the day to beat me.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Early in the day!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34That's it!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Hey, what are you doing?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39I keep skipping back to the same place when it's already too late!
0:09:39 > 0:09:43I need to go back to the start!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Well, hang on! I didn't mean...
0:09:49 > 0:09:50THEME MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Chief! Duckula's going to frame you!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Shush, Penfold! We don't talk in this bit.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Chief!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Sorry, Chief! I've got a plan and you're going to have to trust me!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Penfold! What are you doing?
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Give it up, Duckula! Your reign of terror ends here!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Hey! The show hasn't started yet.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Bad news! This is the repeat!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31What? Oh!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Well done, Penfold! I'm impressed.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Confused, but impressed. I've never seen you so confident.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Thanks, Chief. At least Jeopardy hasn't arrested you this time.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Jeopardy? Arrested me?
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Hmm. What does this machine do exactly?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49And so, as the undisputed
0:10:49 > 0:10:53greatest secret agent in the world, I present you with...
0:10:53 > 0:10:55WHACK
0:10:58 > 0:11:01# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:11:01 > 0:11:04# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:11:04 > 0:11:06# Danger Mouse
0:11:06 > 0:11:09# Danger Mouse
0:11:09 > 0:11:14# Danger Mouse! #