0:00:08 > 0:00:09# He's the greatest
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# He's amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:18# He's the strongest
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# He's the quickest
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# He's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:39SCREAM!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42What terrible horror is being inflicted on our heroes?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44What hideous fate has befallen...?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Oh, they're watching telly.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Uh, they call that a horror film?
0:00:49 > 0:00:54They should see Colonel K on the dance floor. Ha-ha-ha.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Well, bedtime. See you in the morning, Penfold.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Another glorious day and...
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Penfold?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Aaaaah! Help!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Ooh, what, whence, wheretofore? Show yourself.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17- This isn't about that silly, scary film?- Angh, angh, aaaah...
0:01:17 > 0:01:19N-No...
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- So, shall we watch it again?- Aaaah!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Calamity, DM.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Aaaah!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28It's the Baron.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31And so with just two nuclear rods, you can
0:01:31 > 0:01:33give your cake a nutty taste
0:01:33 > 0:01:35and a half-life of ten million years.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37But I didn't come here to talk about my new cookbook.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40I'm here to unveil my latest doomsday device...
0:01:40 > 0:01:42The tap.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:01:46 > 0:01:49You won't be laughing when your planet is underwater.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Behold! My aquatic empire. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12And remember, my cookbook is available from all good book shops.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14And the evil ones!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Stop him, DM. And before 7.45.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I have Scouts.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I'm hoping to get my Spying badge.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Drat! That's meant to be a secret.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Failed again.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Penfold, to the Danger Car.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34You know, I'm not sure you're up to a major global crisis today.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41Are there any m-minor global crisises I could have a look at?
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Penfold, I promise your part of the plan is just as important as mine.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55I just don't see how baking muffins is going to stop Aquageddon.
0:02:55 > 0:03:00This isn't because you don't think I'm up to doing my job today?
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Certainly not, Penfold. He's not up to doing his job today.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Well, he's in the safest place.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11HQ is the only 100% waterproof building in the world.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17We're here, Professor. You might feel a slight bump when I'm parking.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23The game's up, Greenback.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Oh...
0:03:25 > 0:03:27It was pre-recorded, wasn't it?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29The Baron could be anywhere by now.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Here, of course, if I was setting off a device that floated the world,
0:03:33 > 0:03:37I'd make sure I was in the only waterproof building on the planet.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38But what do I know?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40I'm only in this scene.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41But Penfold is...
0:03:41 > 0:03:43..home alone!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56ALL: Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Professor, I need you to be my sidekick.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Think, what would Penfold do?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Aaaaaaaah!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10That's the sort of thing.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Eye patch, tap into HQ cameras.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Ah! Greenback's inside.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20We can't get in if HQ's in water.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22We have to warn Penfold.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25In his condition? He'll go to pieces.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Aaaaaaaah!
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Yes, like that.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Penfold!- Good timing, Chief.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Operation Muffin Bake is almost complete.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Moving on to Operation Washing Up
0:04:38 > 0:04:41and Operation Nice Cup Of Tea.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Negative. New priority mission, erm,
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Operation Bathroom. Go, now!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54The Mouse's beautiful abode.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Search it. I don't want to be interrupted in my moment of triumph.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00What's my mission, Chief?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Code Name, er, Clean The Tub... Lying Down. Go!
0:05:10 > 0:05:14If you want me to do chores, you can just ask, you know.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16These aren't chores, they're vital missions.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Now, go clean the kitchen cupboards.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- From the inside! - Oh...
0:05:25 > 0:05:26RATTLING
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Operation Bucket On Your Head!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Crouch! - How is this saving the world?
0:05:37 > 0:05:42I flood it, I flood it not. I flood it! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Ooh!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Muffins?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Aaah.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Quick, run across the room and, er, get into the bin.- That's it.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54There's something going on and...
0:05:56 > 0:06:00- Greenback's here. - Oh, did I forget to mention that?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03You did think I wasn't up to my job.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Don't jump to ridiculous conclusions,
0:06:04 > 0:06:06even when they're entirely accurate.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- Now, do exactly as I say. - I don't want your help.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13I'm capable of dealing with this myself.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Hot, hot, hot!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Aaaaaah!
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Water, water!
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Aaaaah!
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Ooh, aah, hot, ooh, aah.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Ow.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36GREENBACK GARGLES
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Ah...
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Where is my world flooding tap?
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Oh!
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Huh?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Somebody's here. Find them.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Ha. Chief says I can't handle myself.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06I have hidden strength.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Cor, that's stiff.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Ha!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Oh, he doesn't stand a chance.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Um, maybe he's managing better than you think?- Nonsense.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Penfold can't even cope with coping.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Gah, if only there was some other way I could contact him.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Ha, I'm going to defeat the Baron all by myself.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39That'll show the Chief.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Ah, Primgold. Found him.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Huh? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Colonel K? Please, shush.
0:07:50 > 0:07:55DM says it's crucial that you find the Baron's tappy whatsit
0:07:55 > 0:07:59and destroy it but, and this is very important...
0:07:59 > 0:08:01SHOUTING: Do it quietly!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03I repeat, DO IT QUIETLY!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Now, where did he go?
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Crumbs!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I see we're saving some money reusing this shot, nice.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Meanwhile, Danger Mouse is left to consider whether Earth's
0:08:14 > 0:08:18watery demise is completely his fault or just mostly his fault.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Oh, if only I'd trusted my best friend, he'd have destroyed
0:08:21 > 0:08:23the device and escaped.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Instead, he's trapped like...
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- COLONEL AND PROFESSOR LAUGH - What's so funny?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31THEY BLOW RASPBERRIES
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Curse you, Greenback. You conniving, evil...
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Ha-ha-ha-ha, that's a good one.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Hmm...
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Hmm?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Ha-ha!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56I'm not talking to you.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Fair enough, but at least listen. I have a plan.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01And it's up to you to pull it off.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Me?- I'm sorry I doubted you.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07From now on, when you say you can do something, I'll listen.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Oh, that's super, Chief. Actually, I did...
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Haven't got time to listen now, Penfold. Didn't you once tell me
0:09:12 > 0:09:15you could make muffins with your hands tied behind your back?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17No. That scene was cut.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Well, now's your chance. You can do this, Penfold. Make some muffins.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Again? Is that all I'm good for? - Trust me, this time it's different.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Fine, but this scene had better not get cut.
0:09:44 > 0:09:50# I rule the world, I am the greatest, no-one can stop me! #
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Hee-hee-hee.
0:09:52 > 0:09:57And what better way to celebrate than with a nice, fresh muffin?
0:09:57 > 0:10:02As if I would touch your puny... Ooh. Are they fresh from the oven?
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Hot! Hot! Hot!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14You were right about the nuclear rods keeping them hot.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17FLUSH
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Oh, oh...
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Oh, oh, aah!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Hee-hee. - Why don't you do the honours?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Cor, really? Thanks, Chief.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38You can do it.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Take your time.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Maybe wiggle it a little first.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44And so, the world is saved once more.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Big breath. OK, dry your hand and try again.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- Or will be, any minute now. - Another big one.- Any minute...
0:10:50 > 0:10:53..a-a-a-ny minute. Oh, for goodness' sake, someone help him.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56# He's the greatest
0:10:56 > 0:10:58# He's fantastic
0:10:58 > 0:11:01# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:11:01 > 0:11:03# Danger Mouse
0:11:03 > 0:11:06# Danger Mouse
0:11:06 > 0:11:12# Danger Mouse! #