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0:00:08 > 0:00:09# He's the greatest

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# He's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# He's amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:18# He's the strongest

0:00:18 > 0:00:19# He's the quickest

0:00:19 > 0:00:21# He's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:38 > 0:00:39SCREAM!

0:00:39 > 0:00:42What terrible horror is being inflicted on our heroes?

0:00:42 > 0:00:44What hideous fate has befallen...?

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Oh, they're watching telly.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Uh, they call that a horror film?

0:00:49 > 0:00:54They should see Colonel K on the dance floor. Ha-ha-ha.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Well, bedtime. See you in the morning, Penfold.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Another glorious day and...

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Penfold?

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Aaaaah! Help!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Ooh, what, whence, wheretofore? Show yourself.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17- This isn't about that silly, scary film?- Angh, angh, aaaah...

0:01:17 > 0:01:19N-No...

0:01:19 > 0:01:21- So, shall we watch it again?- Aaaah!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Calamity, DM.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Aaaah!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28It's the Baron.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31And so with just two nuclear rods, you can

0:01:31 > 0:01:33give your cake a nutty taste

0:01:33 > 0:01:35and a half-life of ten million years.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37But I didn't come here to talk about my new cookbook.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40I'm here to unveil my latest doomsday device...

0:01:40 > 0:01:42The tap.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:01:46 > 0:01:49You won't be laughing when your planet is underwater.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Behold! My aquatic empire. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12And remember, my cookbook is available from all good book shops.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14And the evil ones!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Stop him, DM. And before 7.45.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19I have Scouts.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21I'm hoping to get my Spying badge.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Drat! That's meant to be a secret.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Failed again.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Penfold, to the Danger Car.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34You know, I'm not sure you're up to a major global crisis today.

0:02:36 > 0:02:41Are there any m-minor global crisises I could have a look at?

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Penfold, I promise your part of the plan is just as important as mine.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55I just don't see how baking muffins is going to stop Aquageddon.

0:02:55 > 0:03:00This isn't because you don't think I'm up to doing my job today?

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Certainly not, Penfold. He's not up to doing his job today.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Well, he's in the safest place.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11HQ is the only 100% waterproof building in the world.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17We're here, Professor. You might feel a slight bump when I'm parking.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23The game's up, Greenback.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Oh...

0:03:25 > 0:03:27It was pre-recorded, wasn't it?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29The Baron could be anywhere by now.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33Here, of course, if I was setting off a device that floated the world,

0:03:33 > 0:03:37I'd make sure I was in the only waterproof building on the planet.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38But what do I know?

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I'm only in this scene.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41But Penfold is...

0:03:41 > 0:03:43..home alone!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56ALL: Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Professor, I need you to be my sidekick.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Think, what would Penfold do?

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Aaaaaaaah!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10That's the sort of thing.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Eye patch, tap into HQ cameras.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Ah! Greenback's inside.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20We can't get in if HQ's in water.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22We have to warn Penfold.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25In his condition? He'll go to pieces.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Aaaaaaaah!

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Yes, like that.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Penfold!- Good timing, Chief.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Operation Muffin Bake is almost complete.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Moving on to Operation Washing Up

0:04:38 > 0:04:41and Operation Nice Cup Of Tea.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Negative. New priority mission, erm,

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Operation Bathroom. Go, now!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54The Mouse's beautiful abode.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Search it. I don't want to be interrupted in my moment of triumph.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00What's my mission, Chief?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Code Name, er, Clean The Tub... Lying Down. Go!

0:05:10 > 0:05:14If you want me to do chores, you can just ask, you know.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16These aren't chores, they're vital missions.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Now, go clean the kitchen cupboards.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24- From the inside! - Oh...

0:05:25 > 0:05:26RATTLING

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Operation Bucket On Your Head!

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Crouch! - How is this saving the world?

0:05:37 > 0:05:42I flood it, I flood it not. I flood it! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Ooh!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Muffins?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Aaah.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Quick, run across the room and, er, get into the bin.- That's it.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54There's something going on and...

0:05:56 > 0:06:00- Greenback's here. - Oh, did I forget to mention that?

0:06:00 > 0:06:03You did think I wasn't up to my job.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Don't jump to ridiculous conclusions,

0:06:04 > 0:06:06even when they're entirely accurate.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10- Now, do exactly as I say. - I don't want your help.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13I'm capable of dealing with this myself.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Hot, hot, hot!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Aaaaaah!

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Water, water!

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Aaaaah!

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Ooh, aah, hot, ooh, aah.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Ow.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36GREENBACK GARGLES

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Ah...

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Where is my world flooding tap?

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Oh!

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Huh?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Somebody's here. Find them.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Ha. Chief says I can't handle myself.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06I have hidden strength.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Cor, that's stiff.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Ha!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Oh, he doesn't stand a chance.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Um, maybe he's managing better than you think?- Nonsense.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Penfold can't even cope with coping.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Gah, if only there was some other way I could contact him.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Ha, I'm going to defeat the Baron all by myself.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39That'll show the Chief.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Ah, Primgold. Found him.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Huh? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Colonel K? Please, shush.

0:07:50 > 0:07:55DM says it's crucial that you find the Baron's tappy whatsit

0:07:55 > 0:07:59and destroy it but, and this is very important...

0:07:59 > 0:08:01SHOUTING: Do it quietly!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03I repeat, DO IT QUIETLY!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Now, where did he go?

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Crumbs!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11I see we're saving some money reusing this shot, nice.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Meanwhile, Danger Mouse is left to consider whether Earth's

0:08:14 > 0:08:18watery demise is completely his fault or just mostly his fault.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Oh, if only I'd trusted my best friend, he'd have destroyed

0:08:21 > 0:08:23the device and escaped.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Instead, he's trapped like...

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- COLONEL AND PROFESSOR LAUGH - What's so funny?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31THEY BLOW RASPBERRIES

0:08:31 > 0:08:35Curse you, Greenback. You conniving, evil...

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Ha-ha-ha-ha, that's a good one.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Hmm...

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Hmm?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Ha-ha!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56I'm not talking to you.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Fair enough, but at least listen. I have a plan.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01And it's up to you to pull it off.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Me?- I'm sorry I doubted you.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07From now on, when you say you can do something, I'll listen.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Oh, that's super, Chief. Actually, I did...

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Haven't got time to listen now, Penfold. Didn't you once tell me

0:09:12 > 0:09:15you could make muffins with your hands tied behind your back?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17No. That scene was cut.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Well, now's your chance. You can do this, Penfold. Make some muffins.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Again? Is that all I'm good for? - Trust me, this time it's different.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Fine, but this scene had better not get cut.

0:09:44 > 0:09:50# I rule the world, I am the greatest, no-one can stop me! #

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Hee-hee-hee.

0:09:52 > 0:09:57And what better way to celebrate than with a nice, fresh muffin?

0:09:57 > 0:10:02As if I would touch your puny... Ooh. Are they fresh from the oven?

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Hot! Hot! Hot!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14You were right about the nuclear rods keeping them hot.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17FLUSH

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Oh, oh...

0:10:20 > 0:10:21Oh, oh, aah!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Hee-hee. - Why don't you do the honours?

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Cor, really? Thanks, Chief.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38You can do it.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Take your time.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Maybe wiggle it a little first.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44And so, the world is saved once more.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Big breath. OK, dry your hand and try again.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50- Or will be, any minute now. - Another big one.- Any minute...

0:10:50 > 0:10:53..a-a-a-ny minute. Oh, for goodness' sake, someone help him.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56# He's the greatest

0:10:56 > 0:10:58# He's fantastic

0:10:58 > 0:11:01# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

0:11:01 > 0:11:03# Danger Mouse

0:11:03 > 0:11:06# Danger Mouse

0:11:06 > 0:11:12# Danger Mouse! #