The Admirable Penfold

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0:00:05 > 0:00:07Chief!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:17- # He's the ace, he's amazing - The ace, amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:32# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:38 > 0:00:41'The mysterious island of Kingkong Brunel.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44'Look on his terrifying domain, ye mortals, and despair.'

0:00:46 > 0:00:50'Observe the puppet master, who is small enough to be an actual puppet.

0:00:50 > 0:00:56'The nightmare-maker himself, Isambard Kingkong Brunel!'

0:01:02 > 0:01:06'Awkward! He seems to have chosen today to go on holiday.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10'And here comes Baron Greenback to steal his stuff while he's away.'

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Argh!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Whoa! Argh!

0:01:19 > 0:01:23It's a lot of effort to steal a TV remote control, Barone.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26It's not a TV remote, idiot!

0:01:26 > 0:01:30The all-encompassing remote control permanently switches off anything

0:01:30 > 0:01:32it's aimed at, including itself.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37It works!

0:01:37 > 0:01:42And it works on any object, even this important supporting pillar!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46No!

0:01:46 > 0:01:49So he has to make a brand-new one every time?

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Don't bother me with plot holes, Stiletto.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54NERO GROWLS

0:01:54 > 0:01:56This time, with our extra muscle, we cannot fail.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Rocket Sloth, attack!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00ROCKET SLOTH SNORES

0:02:08 > 0:02:12OK, forget about the extra muscle, fire the big laser!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16STILETTO GROANS

0:02:19 > 0:02:20BOTH: Eek!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Crumbs!

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Don't worry, Penfold, I'll activate the Danger Chute.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26THEY SCREAM

0:02:26 > 0:02:29I did it! I defeated Danger Mouse!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31GREENBACK CACKLES

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Uh-oh!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Turn it off! Turn it off!

0:02:36 > 0:02:40OK, everything, she is fine, yes?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42THEY SCREAM

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Penfold? Penfold?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Where are you?

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Danger Mouse!- Rocket Sloth!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56No, I am Stil...

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Argh!- No, I meant...

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Oh, never mind.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Chief, is that you?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10BARON GIGGLES

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Chief!

0:03:12 > 0:03:13HELP!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16'So, Penfold is stranded with an angry toad here...'

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Crumbs!- '..Danger Mouse is stuck

0:03:18 > 0:03:20'with Stiletto and Rocket Sloth here...'

0:03:20 > 0:03:21DANGER MOUSE: Good grief!

0:03:21 > 0:03:23'..and Kingkong Brunel's base is here,

0:03:23 > 0:03:24'near the top of the volcano.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27'So, presumably, Danger Mouse will be trying to get

0:03:27 > 0:03:29'from this island here to this island here. Everyone happy?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31'Good.'

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Argh!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34PENFOLD GROANS

0:03:38 > 0:03:39GREENBACK GROANS

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Wait here, please. I will be back with an army to destroy you.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Just amuse yourself.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Oh, perfect.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Army of minions, attack!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57No, you scuttling fools, get him,

0:03:57 > 0:03:59like we practised!

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Just stay put, your destruction is imminent, OK?

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Ow! Ow!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Well, I've salvaged all I can from the Mark IV.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Give me a hand.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15He is talking to you.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17ROCKET SLOTH SNORES

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Stiletto.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Owww.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28We need to rescue our friends before the volcano destroys the other half

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- of the island.- That seems like a lot of hard work.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38HORN BEEPS

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Good grief! Tyranno-tour-bus rex.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42TYRANNO-TOUR-BUS REX ROARS

0:04:44 > 0:04:46I am alone.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Lost with no friends and no food.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51NERO SIGHS

0:04:51 > 0:04:54I know I have you, Nero, but I'm not sure you're edible.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57Ow! Bad Nero!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Do not eat your master.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Ooh.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Give me that or I will destroy you.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08"Give me that or I will destroy you," please.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10I have no time for your tedious pleasantries.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14Give me whatever is making that wonderful smell.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16That's frog's legs.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18You're standing in the fire!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20GREENBACK SCREAMS

0:05:21 > 0:05:23SPLASHING

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Please be my minion.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Minion?!

0:05:28 > 0:05:30How dare you!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32I am a fully licenced sidekick!

0:05:32 > 0:05:34GURGLING

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Are you OK?- Of course.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40My stomach makes that sound to strike fear into my enemies.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Oh, go on, then, help yourself.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Thank you.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49NERO SIGHS

0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Chief?- So, what are we doing today, buddy?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58PENFOLD SQUEAKS

0:06:04 > 0:06:05PENFOLD GIGGLES

0:06:05 > 0:06:08ANGRY GURGLING

0:06:10 > 0:06:12PENFOLD SCREAMS

0:06:17 > 0:06:19NERO GROANS

0:06:19 > 0:06:21NERO SIGHS

0:06:26 > 0:06:28From this day forward, Penfold,

0:06:28 > 0:06:32I pledge never to use a Doomsday Device again.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36I will devote my life to being good and making friends.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Yipee!

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Blah, blah, blah!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43NERO MUTTERS ANGRILY

0:06:43 > 0:06:45"Oh! Look at me, I'm Danger Mouse!"

0:06:45 > 0:06:47HE GASPS

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Oh-oh.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Eh?

0:06:56 > 0:06:57NERO CACKLES

0:06:57 > 0:07:01It feels like I've been fighting this T-bus for days.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03HORNS BEEP

0:07:07 > 0:07:09VOLCANO RUMBLES

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Come on, Stiletto, we have to save Penfold and Greenback.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16The lava's almost engulfed the whole of their island.

0:07:16 > 0:07:21I think I stay here till you deal with the other two monsters.

0:07:30 > 0:07:35I'm starting to think you're not totally committed to this rescue.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36STILETTO SNORES

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Stiletto!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42You know,

0:07:42 > 0:07:46I don't think anything can spoil our tiny slice of heaven.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47VOLCANO RUMBLES

0:07:49 > 0:07:53We're doomed! And all because of my greed for a device

0:07:53 > 0:07:54which can switch off anything.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57What good could ever come from such a thing?

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Um, we could use it to switch off the volcano.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06Dear, foolish Penfold, all Doomsday Devices ever do is make you sad.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Sure, one day you turn off a volcano,

0:08:09 > 0:08:12but the next day you'll be marching on London with an army of robot

0:08:12 > 0:08:14elephants. Forget the remote,

0:08:14 > 0:08:19let's live out what remains of our lives here as friends.

0:08:19 > 0:08:20PENFOLD SCREAMS

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Doomsday Device it is.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24PENFOLD SCREAMS

0:08:30 > 0:08:33What a beautiful night to be encased in lava.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Ow! Huh?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38The all encompassing remote!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40I can't!

0:08:42 > 0:08:47I guess one little evil zap couldn't hurt...

0:08:47 > 0:08:49But mine oath.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51If I touch it, I lose control.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Do it! No!

0:08:52 > 0:08:55I'll never be a good, happy person again.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Help!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Nero, you decide.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02What should I do?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Oh, crumbs!

0:09:07 > 0:09:09This is it. Huh?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Chief, you've come back for me!

0:09:12 > 0:09:16No! And this is the third time you've confused me for that rodent.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18What am I, not green enough?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20I'm just happy you're here.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Don't panic, Penfold, I just have to find a way to use my martial art

0:09:24 > 0:09:26skills to turn off this volcano.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Hmm. It might be tricky.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35It's OK, chief, my new friend will save us.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37DANGER MOUSE GASPS

0:09:37 > 0:09:41That's right. Also, now I hold it in my hand,

0:09:41 > 0:09:45I see an opportunity to rid the world of Danger Mouse.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47NERO GIGGLES

0:09:47 > 0:09:49With you gone, I will rule the...

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Oh...

0:09:54 > 0:09:58I'd appreciate it if no-one posted anything about this on Spamchops.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00I've got a reputation to keep up.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Thanks for saving me, friend.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15That's all right, any ti...

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Huh?

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Urgh! Get off me!

0:10:23 > 0:10:27I am Baron Silas von Greenback, I don't do hugs.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- But, friend...- Silence!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31If you are any friend of mine,

0:10:31 > 0:10:34you will forget what happened on this crazy island.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Please.- Don't worry, Baron, as an act of kindness,

0:10:38 > 0:10:42I'll never tell anyone about your acts of kindness.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Blurgh.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Um, what exactly happened while I was on the other island?

0:10:49 > 0:10:54'So, there we have it, Greenback is evil again and Penfold is reunited

0:10:54 > 0:10:56'with his best friend, Danger Mouse.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59'It's as if nothing ever happened.'

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Hey, where's my volcano?

0:11:04 > 0:11:07# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

0:11:07 > 0:11:10# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

0:11:10 > 0:11:12# Danger Mouse

0:11:12 > 0:11:15# Danger Mouse

0:11:15 > 0:11:20# Danger Mouse! #