0:00:05 > 0:00:06Chief!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace The ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# He's amazing Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:42The United Nations, where every country on Earth comes together
0:00:42 > 0:00:44in the spirit of peace and goodwill.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45THEY ARGUE
0:00:45 > 0:00:46As if!
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Luckily, the world's top secret agent is on the case.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54I have a feeling there's more going on here than meets the eye.
0:00:54 > 0:00:59We must not fight. We must respect each other's great countries.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- COMPUTER:- We must not fight.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03We must respect each other's great countries.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Say you look like a smelly sausage with a beard.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Someone's interfering with the automatic translators.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13PENFOLD GASPS
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Crumhorn! That's it, I'm going home.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Let's find out what he's up to before he discovers we're here.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Professor, we need disguises to help us blend in.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25There's a selection on its way.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Mmm. Very nice.- Ooh, snazzy!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Remember, you don't want to stand out, so choose wisely.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41He doesn't have a clue that we're here.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Danger Mouse!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Ian! I thought you were in prison?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50They let me out cos I was too annoying!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- HE LAUGHS - Those guys crack me up.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56So, good news! I can be your partner!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Say yes or I'll do bad things.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Selfie!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03OK, PARTNER, here's what I need.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Hey! You accidentally trapped me in this cupboard!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Danger Mouse? Hello?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16A mere billion dollars a month,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18and Crum Corp will handle all your peacekeeping needs.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22You two never have to talk to each other ever again.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23That was close.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- He nearly ruined everything. - Ian's just a Danger fan, Chief.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29He's not doing any harm.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31It's OK, I escaped!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Can you sign my Danger underwear? Hold on a second...
0:02:36 > 0:02:39It's impossible to do anything with you around.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Ooh! Interesting.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Deploy Danger Grappling Hook.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48CRUMHORN GROANS
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Hi! I'm Ian. You're Crumhorn!
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Marcy, if you've brought a child to work, you're fired.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Why are you staring at me?- Cos you're so clever and ruthless.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- HE GASPS - I like you more
0:03:00 > 0:03:03than Danger Mouse now! Can I be your sidekick?
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Danger Mouse? Hmm. You may stay.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11And don't expect any money, you should have negotiated up front.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- Aren't you going to arrest Crumhorn, Chief?- No.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Being forced to hang around with Ian is worse than any punishment
0:03:23 > 0:03:25I could come up with.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31- Job done, Penfold, everything's back to...- Disaster, DM!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- What's wrong, Colonel?- Uh...Chief?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Yes, well, I suppose there may be the odd loose end to tie up.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- Crumhorn's behind this.- Now, Chief, let's not jump to any conclusions.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- ROBOTIC VOICE:- Bow before Crumhorn.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Maybe he's got a brother?
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- Augustus P Crumhorn. - I'm still not convinced.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Give it up, Crumhorn.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Your New York invasion is finished.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05New York. Invasion.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07It doesn't ring any bells.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10But let me check with my new assistant.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Ian!
0:04:12 > 0:04:13What are you doing here?
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Hanging out with someone who doesn't lock me in cupboards.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Could we hurry this up?
0:04:19 > 0:04:23I may - or may not - have a war to provoke this afternoon.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Three wars?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Oh, thank you, Ian.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Tough luck, Crumhorn. I'm taking you in.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Your attacks are over for... - There's been another attack, DM!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36You were saying?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41TAXI HORNS BEEP
0:04:41 > 0:04:44It's not a disaster. People can just get the bus.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46BUS HORNS BEEP
0:04:46 > 0:04:48It's a DISASTER!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Let this be a lesson to you, Danger Mouse.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53If you're going to arrest someone,
0:04:53 > 0:04:56make sure it's for something they've actually done.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Yeah, like how Mr C illegally downloaded
0:04:58 > 0:05:03- Season 1 of Danger Mouse so he could copy your weapons.- Do ignore him.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- He's new.- But if it's not Crumhorn, who is it?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Only one way to find out, Penfold. - A painstaking study of the evidence?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I was thinking more...
0:05:13 > 0:05:15blasting into space and smashing the satellite!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22It is Crumhorn!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Another mistake, Danger Mouse?
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Hardly.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Now I have you in custody, there's no chance of a...
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Worldwide catastrophe! - Getting old now.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Crumhorn's Crumbusters have taken over every important building
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- on the planet. - Don't worry, Colonel.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I've got Crumhorn in handcuffs.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Oh...- How did he get the handcuffs off, Chief?
0:05:44 > 0:05:49Because I'm quicker, I'm smarter and I own the handcuff company.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54And, by the way, when I find out who is really behind this,
0:05:54 > 0:05:57I will destroy them and everyone they've ever met
0:05:57 > 0:06:01AND everyone who's ever met everyone they've ever met.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Now, where is my assistant? IAN?
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- Danger Mouse. Still wearing the ridiculous clothes, I see.- Huh?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- These are my normal clothes.- I know.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12I've tracked the source of the signal
0:06:12 > 0:06:15controlling all of Crumhorn's devices.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17There he is, Chief.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Let's see Crumhorn talk his way out of it when we catch him red-handed.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28A-ha! Gotcha Crumhorn...'s assistant Ian!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30I saw it coming a mile off.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Oh, really? Did you see THIS coming?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- Ian, why are you doing all this? - Because...
0:06:48 > 0:06:51I want to prove myself to my new hero who is totally more
0:06:51 > 0:06:53awesome than my last hero.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Well, I'm not sure he is.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- He doesn't glue me into cupboards! - Well, that's fair.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Still, it's no excuse for global misbehaviour. I'm taking you in.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Deploy Danger Boots.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Grrr!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23HE SHOUTS
0:07:37 > 0:07:40It was you all along!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I'd actually be impressed
0:07:42 > 0:07:47if I didn't own all the buildings you destroyed!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51My bad.
0:07:51 > 0:07:56And the UN is paying me a fortune to have these Crumbusters
0:07:56 > 0:07:58stop all the wars I started.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Ahem.- Yes, pretend you didn't hear that.
0:08:00 > 0:08:06But, Mr Crumhorn, I'm your biggest fan! Look what I did for you!
0:08:06 > 0:08:07This?!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08If you were a real fan,
0:08:08 > 0:08:12you would know that I like to SECRETLY run the world.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16I do not stamp my name on everything like a nerdy little nobody
0:08:16 > 0:08:18with no friends!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Now, hang on! You don't speak to my biggest fan like that!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26And he has got a friend! Right here!
0:08:28 > 0:08:29HE SIGHS
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Yes, all right, and another one here.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I'm sorry, Ian, if I'd treated you better,
0:08:33 > 0:08:35none of this would have happened.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Well, I'm touched that we've all learned something,
0:08:38 > 0:08:40but shall we get on with it?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Deploy Electro-Crum-Net!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46PENFOLD SCREAMS
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- Hey!- Fire Ultra-Crum-Tape!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Hey! No fair!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Now I'm going to blow this city up and blame it on,
0:08:59 > 0:09:01oh, I don't know, Switzerland,
0:09:01 > 0:09:05and then make billions by renting out my army of peacekeepers.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I've a good mind to call the Crum Corp customer service
0:09:11 > 0:09:13department and complain about him.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Aw, he's right. I am a nobody.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18You're not a nobody. Ouch.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20You're the biggest fan of the greatest - ouch -
0:09:20 > 0:09:24- secret agent in the world! - It's the Crumpocalypse, DM!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27On the plus side, you didn't interrupt me that time.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30There is a huge Crum Missile heading for you.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- It'll take out half the country. - We're trapped!- Never fear, Penfold.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39- I always save the day. Isn't that right, Ian?- Mm...I guess.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42In fact, how would you like to help me save the country?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- IAN GASPS - Really? Oh, I don't know...
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I was kind of looking forward to losing my temper
0:09:48 > 0:09:51and firing all my weapons at you.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Actually, that's exactly what I want you to do.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56The combined power of those explosions should short
0:09:56 > 0:09:58the Electro-Net and release us.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01And it probably won't blow us into tiny pieces.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04What do you mean, "should," and what do you mean, "probably"?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- Crum Missile impact in ten seconds. - Let them rip, Ian!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11BEEPING
0:10:11 > 0:10:12PENFOLD SCREAMS
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Five seconds to impact.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22DANGER MOUSE SQUEALS
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Good work, partner.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Ooh, you saved me!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Ah!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Oh, we're hugging now. Well, I suppose one hug can't hurt.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Actually, it does, a bit tight.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Penfold, he's hugging me! Penfold!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Sorry, Chief. You're on your own.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51# He's the greatest
0:10:51 > 0:10:53# He's fantastic
0:10:53 > 0:10:55# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:10:55 > 0:10:57# Danger Mouse
0:10:57 > 0:11:01# Danger Mouse
0:11:01 > 0:11:05# Danger Mouse! #