Nero Come Home

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0:00:05 > 0:00:06Chief!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# He's the ace The ace

0:00:16 > 0:00:17# He's amazing Amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:39 > 0:00:413am, Tuesday morning,

0:00:41 > 0:00:44and someone is at large inside Danger HQ.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Luckily, Danger Mouse is specially trained

0:00:46 > 0:00:49to always be at the height of vigilance.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50HE SNORES

0:00:50 > 0:00:53I said height of vigilance!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56I was told never to push this button but, oh, well...

0:00:56 > 0:00:59SIREN WAILS

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Huh?

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Wallzilla, my old nemesis.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05- SMASH! - Huh?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17- CLANG! - Aaah!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Morning, Penfold.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Oh, please don't take her away, Daddy...

0:01:25 > 0:01:27I mean, Chief.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Someone left her on the doorstep. I've already named her.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I couldn't decide between Sue or Sheena,

0:01:32 > 0:01:35so I put them together and called her Sushee.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Unfortunate name for a pet fish.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Still, hello and goodbye, Sushee.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47- But...- Penfold, you know the rules. Pets and secret agents don't mix.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48The pets all end up getting squished,

0:01:48 > 0:01:50or turn out to be enemy agents.

0:01:50 > 0:01:51That's a bit paranoid.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57After that fish!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Gaah!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27"Please look after this fish. It is not an enemy agent.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30"Sincerely, not Baron Greenback."

0:02:30 > 0:02:31Clever.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Huh?

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Baron Greenback. I thought something smelled fishy.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Ha-ha! Nice one, Chief!

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Danger Mouse, I trust you enjoyed the demonstration

0:02:46 > 0:02:50of my newest toy - the super-powered, rechargeable,

0:02:50 > 0:02:53multi-directional, wipe-clean plasma pet controller!

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Or SPRMDWCPPC for short!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00My SPRM... Bah! ..pet whistle

0:03:00 > 0:03:03can turn any good pet bad!

0:03:03 > 0:03:06One toot and this will transmit a sound virus

0:03:06 > 0:03:09to every pet on Earth!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:03:11 > 0:03:14THEY SCREAM

0:03:14 > 0:03:16HE BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Disaster, DM.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23He's demanding we make him king of the planet by tea-time.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Do you have a plan and, more importantly,

0:03:26 > 0:03:27does it have a good name?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Operation Howl.- I like it.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Yes, but what is the plan?

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Minor details, Professor.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36It has an excellent name.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Operation H-o-o-o-wl!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41OK. Well, I have a plan.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Can we still call it Operation H-o-o-o-wl?!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Call it what you like.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48I've developed a robot Nero that can infiltrate

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Greenback's operation and sabotage the pet whistle.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57RoboNero is perfect.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Yeah, apart from the fact it doesn't look anything like him.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Apologies, Colonel.- Arrgh!

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Activate Operation H-o-o-o-wl!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12And someone hire me a temporary rental moustache.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Switcheroo complete.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Penfold, don't let him off of this lead, or out of your sight.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- HE GASPS - You mean I can have a pet, Chief?!

0:04:31 > 0:04:33This isn't a pet, Penfold,

0:04:33 > 0:04:35it's a mission-critical prisoner surveillance.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39I've got a pet! I've got a pet! We can play fetch and catch and...

0:04:39 > 0:04:41NERO HISSES AND GROWLS

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Ahh. Is somebody hungry?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48HE SIGHS

0:04:52 > 0:04:54- We're in.- Jolly good show.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57THE PROFESSOR GASPS As you were.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Um... Investigating Greenback's control chair, Generalissimo...

0:05:00 > 0:05:02I mean, Colonel.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Control column, navigational computer, gigantic rear end.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Look out!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Nero! Where have you been hiding,

0:05:13 > 0:05:16my fiendish, fluffy little friend?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Mwah!

0:05:18 > 0:05:19THEY SCREAM

0:05:21 > 0:05:25- Grrr!- Fetch, Nero!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27HE BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:05:29 > 0:05:32All I ever wanted was a pet I could cuddle during thunderstorms,

0:05:32 > 0:05:36and I end up with a psychotic caterpillar who hates me!

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Ahhh.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42NERO SQUEAKS

0:05:42 > 0:05:45HE LAUGHS EVILLY

0:05:47 > 0:05:48BEEP!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Ow!

0:05:50 > 0:05:52- DANGER MOUSE LAUGHS - Oh, best invention ever!

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Danger Mouse, stop messing around and get on with the mission.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Certainly, Professor.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Baah!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05GREENBACK GASPS

0:06:06 > 0:06:10HE LAUGHS

0:06:10 > 0:06:13THEY LAUGH

0:06:13 > 0:06:15THEY SCREAM

0:06:15 > 0:06:17THEY LAUGH

0:06:19 > 0:06:21NERO WHINES

0:06:21 > 0:06:25I'm sorry, the chief said that I can't let you outside. Ohh!

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Oop, no, stop. Wait! Wait!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- HE LAUGHS - Will you stop messing about

0:06:35 > 0:06:37and find out where he's keeping the whistle?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Arrgh!

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Ha! Who says you can't mess about and save the world at the same time?

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Hmmm.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54HE LAUGHS THEN COUGHS

0:06:55 > 0:06:59I'm so sorry, dear, sweet Nero. I'm not allowed to remove your collar.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Crumbs. Well, I suppose I could loosen it a bit.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10HE LAUGHS

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Nero? Dear, sweet Nero?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14HE LAUGHS

0:07:14 > 0:07:15No! Nero!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19HE LAUGHS

0:07:25 > 0:07:27I thought Nero loved me but he was tricking me,

0:07:27 > 0:07:30and now he's gone for ever and my heart is broken!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Hang on to that sadness for a second, Penfold.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36We've nearly saved the world, and...

0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Where's Nero?- Oh, no.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Impostor!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45HE GASPS

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Oh, sorry. Wrong one. Impostor!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Nice try, Disaster Mouse.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Now say hello to petaggedon!

0:08:01 > 0:08:02NO SOUND COMES OUT

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I think it's broken.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06It's silent, fool!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Well, maybe it's broken. Hard to tell.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12But sadly for our planet, the pet whistle is working perfectly,

0:08:12 > 0:08:14and the baron's virus is spreading!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Pets worldwide are turning bad!

0:08:20 > 0:08:21LIZARD ROARS

0:08:24 > 0:08:25LIZARD LAUGHS

0:08:25 > 0:08:29You just had to waste time by fooling about with my RoboNero.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32There's no use living in the past, Professor. We need a solution.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35So far, the only pet in the world who hasn't turned evil is Nero.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37And he was evil to start with!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39That's it! He must be immune!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41If you can get hold of him,

0:08:41 > 0:08:44we can broadcast his brainwaves and cancel out the virus.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Take the wheel, would you, Professor?

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Activate eye-patch laser.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59GREENBACK GASPS

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Wait!

0:09:00 > 0:09:02If we're going to do the fighty-fighty,

0:09:02 > 0:09:05we need to do the stretchy-stretchy first.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11THEY SCREAM

0:09:11 > 0:09:12BANG!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15THEY MOAN, CAR ALARMS BLARE

0:09:15 > 0:09:18The pet party's over, Baron. Now, give us Nero.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20We need his evil brainwaves.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Never! I'll remove his brain and blast it into space

0:09:24 > 0:09:27before I let you have it.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Ow! Nero!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Here, Nero. - HE GROWLS

0:09:31 > 0:09:34I promise it probably won't hurt much.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Come to me, Nero. I was joking about blasting your brain into space.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40I'm sure we can find a way of teleporting it somehow.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Nero?- Eh?!

0:09:43 > 0:09:47It's me. Remember the good times we had?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Bouncing on the bed, watching films?

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Arrgh!- There you go, Chief!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08It's working. Nero's evil is cancelling out

0:10:08 > 0:10:10the evil of the pet whistle.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17NERO MOANS

0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Hang on, Penfold!- Waah!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25PENFOLD SCREAMS

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Don't feel bad, Penfold.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31You may have betrayed your pet,

0:10:31 > 0:10:34but you saved every other pet in the world.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36I don't feel bad about it, Chief.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39In your face, evil caterpillar!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41HE BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:10:41 > 0:10:43NERO MOANS

0:10:43 > 0:10:47So, it's another happy ending for our heroes and the world's pets.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50And Penfold has learned that betrayal is not necessarily

0:10:50 > 0:10:53a bad thing. Actually, has anyone checked with the producers?

0:10:53 > 0:10:56I mean, what kind of message are we sending out here? Honestly!

0:10:59 > 0:11:02# He's the greatest He's fantastic

0:11:02 > 0:11:05# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:11:05 > 0:11:07# Danger Mouse

0:11:07 > 0:11:10# Danger Mouse

0:11:10 > 0:11:15# Danger Mouse. #