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0:00:05 > 0:00:06- BOTH:- # Na na-na na, na na-na na

0:00:06 > 0:00:10# Na na-na na, na, na, na...

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# I'm the greatest, I'm a fanatic

0:00:13 > 0:00:16# Where Heather is in danger I'll be fair

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# I'm the face, I'm amusing...

0:00:18 > 0:00:20No!

0:00:20 > 0:00:23You're the ace, you're amazing!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Don't you know the theme song?

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Well, I'm usually busy at the start of the show battling villains.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30- BOTH:- # He's the ace, he's amazing!

0:00:30 > 0:00:35# He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best!

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Danger Mouse

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Danger Mouse

0:00:41 > 0:00:47# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Oi! Who turned the lights out?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Our singing wasn't that bad.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05- The car's gone, Penfold.- Maybe Duckula's trying to steal the show.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Wouldn't be the first time.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Cue my titles.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18NARRATOR: London, a city that's like in real danger and stuff.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Much more danger than there was

0:01:20 > 0:01:22when that loser Danger Mouse was on the show.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26But don't worry because, like, here comes a real hero.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Oh! You are too awesome.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34We will haunt you till the day you die.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Not so fast Ghost Bot.

0:01:44 > 0:01:50I shall defeat you with the thing all ghost bots fear the most.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Rock music!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54HE RIFFS

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Argh!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Duckula...too cool...

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Cannot compute...

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Chief, I think we're in a...

0:02:09 > 0:02:11..clip episode!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13- CHEERING - Surprise!

0:02:13 > 0:02:18Welcome to the Jimmy Camel Christmas special celebration episode.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22It IS a clip episode.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25If this is all my best bits it, could take all day.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27It's not a clip episode,

0:02:27 > 0:02:28it's a celebration!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31That's coincidentally made up of clips.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Warning, show may contain clips.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Roll the action!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Clip!

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Arrgh!

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Hee-yah!

0:02:50 > 0:02:52That shut him up.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53ROAR!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56One-ply. Will they never learn?

0:03:16 > 0:03:17This won't take a second.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- APPLAUSE - Wow, Danger Mouse, you are awesome.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39In fact, you know what they say...

0:03:39 > 0:03:42# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

0:03:42 > 0:03:46- # Wherever there is danger he'll be there...- #

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Chief, I love best-ofs,

0:03:48 > 0:03:50but do you think we should check in with the Colonel

0:03:50 > 0:03:52just to make sure there's nothing going on?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- # He's ace, he's amazing..- #

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Chief? Maybe we should...

0:03:57 > 0:03:59# He's the best... #

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Oh, stop it, Jimmy!

0:04:01 > 0:04:02You'll make me blush.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05You think that'll make you blush?

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Wait till you see how cool you are!

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Mmm, black cherry!

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Pandaminion...

0:04:21 > 0:04:22..take a seat.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Well done, Danger Mouse.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Ah, better put him out of his misery.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Danger skates!

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Waaah!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Brilliant, Chief!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49But, before we get distracted, maybe we should check...

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Distracted?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Penfold, when have I ever been anything other than 100% focused?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55There was the time...

0:04:55 > 0:04:56Oh, carrots.

0:04:56 > 0:05:01Perhaps our advanced technology can help your earthling friend.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:05:05 > 0:05:09- HONK - He IS laughing at us.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11That does it, we're leaving.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Pancake, the keys.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Wo-hoo, wah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Well, that's done it, chief.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Never mind, we've all...we've all had a good laugh.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29And no harm done.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36Citizens of Earth, as you have seen fit to ridicule us,

0:05:36 > 0:05:40we have no choice but to declare war on your planet.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Well, that's not very funny.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48OK, danger fans, next show's in 15.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Wave at the easy money, mouse brain.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52My hero!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56You're a star, a bona fide tourist attraction.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Hey, how about some autographs? - They love that garbage.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Chief, I think this is a trick.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06Don't be silly, Penfold, I don't mind a few autographs,

0:06:06 > 0:06:07but no photos.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Danger Mouse! Danger Mouse!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14You're amazing!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Hah! You think that's amazing? Watch this!

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Ah!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Chief! You're getting distracted

0:06:21 > 0:06:23by the distractions of being distracted.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Bit blamey, Penfold.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27I'm not the only one who goes off mission.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29What do you mean?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32I feel a clip coming on!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Hans! How's the world of gene splicing going?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Look after this, Penfold,

0:06:37 > 0:06:39I want to get a picture before he eats himself.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41But I was just...

0:06:41 > 0:06:42SHUTTER CLICKS

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Ahhh!

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- ROBOTIC VOICE:- Welcome to a new era in bladder relief.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- What?- My name is John, and I will be your toilet for today.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Would you care for a Sudoku puzzle?

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Oh, crumbs!

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Malfunction. Reset F12... software upgrade...

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Installation complete.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11I feel fantastic.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15There's so much I want to know about the world.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17I want to read literature, rid the world of disease,

0:07:17 > 0:07:20perhaps even unlock the mystery of...

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Oh. Why am I stuck to this pipe?

0:07:22 > 0:07:25What is that smell?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28What are you doing here?

0:07:28 > 0:07:29Ah, well, um, John,

0:07:29 > 0:07:34to be honest, I was about to... How can I put this?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37You see, what people do, is, ah...

0:07:38 > 0:07:39JOHN SCREAMS

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Um, I accidentally might have dropped your special chip thingy

0:07:48 > 0:07:49into the toilet, professor.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51ROARING

0:07:51 > 0:07:54You see? I'm not the only one who gets distracted.

0:07:54 > 0:07:59Chief, I can't help feeling that we're BOTH being distracted.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Quite right, Penfold.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08We need to focus...

0:08:08 > 0:08:10..on more amazing clips of me.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13And that's just what we'll do.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Right after these messages.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19New Secret Service home CCTV.

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Spy on friends and family

0:08:20 > 0:08:23just like your government does.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Hey! Tired of always spilling your soup?

0:08:27 > 0:08:28Sick of expensive spoon prices?

0:08:29 > 0:08:33Now soup can go directly from the pot to your mouth.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Soup Funnel!- Soup Funnel!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Soup can be dangerous.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39I'm Danger Mouse and I love Soup Funnel.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Take it from a hero, buy Soup Funnel.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Or are you a coward?!

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Soup Funnel may contain soup.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48Greenback Security presents Safety Mouse,

0:08:48 > 0:08:51the latest in international security.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57I am an evil genius.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59I'm-a gonna rule the world.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Push buttons now. Huh?

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Oh.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Ow!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11I have been a-defeated.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Safety Mouse is made from the indestructible metal alloy

0:09:14 > 0:09:16convenientium.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Safety Mouse is equipped with its own portable jail.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Wouldn't you rather have a Safety Mouse than a Danger Mouse?

0:09:30 > 0:09:31- Kids?- Yeah!

0:09:33 > 0:09:34Can I get out-a now?

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Isambard King Kong Brunel presents

0:09:38 > 0:09:42the latest in garbage collecting technology,

0:09:42 > 0:09:43Trash Tornado!

0:09:43 > 0:09:46One pass through your neighbourhood and you'll be saying,

0:09:46 > 0:09:48"Thank you, Trash Tornado."

0:09:48 > 0:09:50SCREAMING

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Welcome back.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Before the break we were discussing ways in which Penfold has messed up.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Were we?

0:09:58 > 0:09:59CRASH!

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Something's going on.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Chief! You've got to listen to me!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Oh, really? And when's that ever ended well, huh?

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Play him out, Bobby.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16GONG!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18NARRATOR: With Danger Mouse struggling,

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Penfold leaps into action. - Does he?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Yes, he spies a handily placed Egyptian obelisk.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28No-one rings my friend like a bell!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37I did it! Do you think I'll get a medal?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39I doubt it, but if he fires you, call me.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40We make quite a team.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Oh, heck.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45And then there was this.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46That's not going to happen.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49I've got this, chief. Look here, Megaburpz.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50No, Penfold, let me.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54No problem. This danger agent grade two defeated him once

0:10:54 > 0:10:57and he can do it again. You're being rude.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59And if there's one thing I can't stand it's...

0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Brussels sprouts?- Rudeness!

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Destroy Penfold!

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Argh!

0:11:08 > 0:11:09Not to mention the incident...

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Don't mention Danger Mouse!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14DANGER MOUSE RINGTONE

0:11:14 > 0:11:15I can't talk now.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17I'm on a mission.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Hm!- OK, OK,

0:11:20 > 0:11:21I think we've established

0:11:21 > 0:11:24that Penfold does have occasional Penfold moments

0:11:24 > 0:11:26but none of that matters, because he's my best friend.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29He's always my number one priority.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Re-e-eally?

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Well, here's an interesting selection entitled

0:11:34 > 0:11:39Times When Penfold Wasn't Danger Mouse's Number One Priority.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41That's it! This hamster has had it up to here.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45In the last week I've been tied up

0:11:45 > 0:11:46blown up,

0:11:46 > 0:11:48eaten up!

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Well, I am fed up!

0:11:50 > 0:11:52No need to get WORKED UP.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Chief?- What's that?

0:11:55 > 0:11:58You think it's unfair that you've been treated so badly

0:11:58 > 0:12:01when you've been so loyal over the years?

0:12:01 > 0:12:05Yes. I've always been nothing but a loyal sidekick.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Is that right?

0:12:07 > 0:12:08Yes.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09Re-e-eally?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Absolutely.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14You know what I'm going to do now, don't you?

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Oh, dear.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18And this! And that!

0:12:22 > 0:12:24ROAR!

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Catch!

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Fancy a game?

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Game over.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40- AUDIENCE:- Boo!

0:12:40 > 0:12:44Oh, come on, taken out of context, those examples...

0:12:44 > 0:12:47And the 46 others we could've used.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49..would make anyone look bad!

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Well, now we see his true colours.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Yeah, black and blue when I'm around him.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58I'm always getting squished.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00It's like he forgets I'm there.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04What's that? You're saying he's not a very good agent?

0:13:04 > 0:13:06How dare you, Penfold!

0:13:06 > 0:13:09- But I didn't...- Well, you're not very good at washing up!

0:13:09 > 0:13:11AUDIENCE GASPS

0:13:11 > 0:13:14You take that back right now!

0:13:14 > 0:13:17I've won PRIZES for my washing up!

0:13:17 > 0:13:20And at least I do it!

0:13:20 > 0:13:24We might not need to do so much washing up if it wasn't for you

0:13:24 > 0:13:26making jam all the time!

0:13:26 > 0:13:27AUDIENCE GASPS

0:13:27 > 0:13:31I bet a top agent like Jeopardy Mouse

0:13:31 > 0:13:34would appreciate my jam making!

0:13:34 > 0:13:35Maybe she would.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39Maybe you should be HER sidekick instead!

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Maybe I should.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Fine.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Fine.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Fine.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Grr.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Live and exclusive, on the Jimmy Camel show,

0:13:53 > 0:13:58the end of Danger Mouse and Penfold!

0:13:59 > 0:14:01HE SIGHS

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Oh, you're better off without the little guy.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05You've gone solo before.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08ALARM BLARES Mmm?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Alarm! Penfold, why did you let me oversleep?

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Aah! CRASH!

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Mmm?

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Ah, there you are, Danger Mouse. What's that on your head?

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Yesterday's breakfast.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21I think my assistant might be on strike.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24What are you talking about DM? You don't have an assistant.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28You know, Penfold, hamster, quite short, says Crumbs a lot?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Stop daydreaming, DM, we've got an emergency!

0:14:30 > 0:14:33King Kong Brunel's invented something totally useless

0:14:33 > 0:14:34and set it loose on the city.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Penfold, to the danger car!

0:14:38 > 0:14:39Car keys?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Oh.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43It's a dark day for the world.

0:14:45 > 0:14:50This may sound harsh, but it's time to forget Danger Mouse and move on.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53It's only been 24 hours.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55It seems like only yesterday.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00You have to accept that he isn't coming back.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04Living in a fantasy world and giving yourself strange names

0:15:04 > 0:15:06like Penfold won't help.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08That's my actual name!

0:15:08 > 0:15:11You keep telling yourself that, son.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- ECHOING:- The best friend anyone ever had.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Best friend, best friend...

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Penfold, shush!

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Penfold?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22He's called Penfold!

0:15:24 > 0:15:26But what's the point without Penfold?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28It'd never be any fun.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31How long's it been since he left, an hour, a day, a year?

0:15:31 > 0:15:3394 seconds.

0:15:33 > 0:15:38Oh, if only there was some way I could relive my favourite memories

0:15:38 > 0:15:40of Penfold being totally amazing.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Cue the clips.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48It doesn't look so big now.

0:15:48 > 0:15:49That's it!

0:15:54 > 0:15:58Penfold! You're big enough to catch the asteroid.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02What? But I can't catch, chief, especially when I'm nervous.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04You can do it, Penfold. No-one's watching.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11I'll give it a nudge in the right direction.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Hold still, Penfold.

0:16:20 > 0:16:21Left a bit, right a bit.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Geronimouse!

0:16:28 > 0:16:31I did it, chief! Ah, oh, hot, hot!

0:16:33 > 0:16:36I caught it. I actually caught it.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Well done, Penfold!

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Never doubted you for a minute!

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Abort nuclear missile strike, abort nuclear strike.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Ch-hi-hi-hiief!

0:16:53 > 0:16:55BOOM!

0:16:55 > 0:16:56What was that?

0:16:56 > 0:17:01That was you two making a terrible mistake getting back together again.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03You know you'll just end up arguing.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07I'll never argue with my best friend again.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09We might disagree sometimes.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10No, we won't.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12# Your hair is cool

0:17:12 > 0:17:14# Your eyes divine

0:17:14 > 0:17:17# They're nearly as nice as mine.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19# I like your face... #

0:17:19 > 0:17:20DISCO MUSIC

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Oh, grow up.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27Car keys were where they always are.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Honestly, chief, I don't know what you'd do without me.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Penfold!

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Wha..?

0:17:36 > 0:17:39But he's always ignoring you and getting you squished.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41I don't care.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43And he runs away.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45And when I need him most he's always there.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Or hiding nearby and easy to find.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Why are you trying to split us up? And what's going on out there?

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Ow.- This doesn't feel like the sort of thing Jimmy Camel would do.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58It feels more like...

0:18:02 > 0:18:03..Pom-pom?!

0:18:03 > 0:18:06I was going to say the Baron, but close enough.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Ha! You're too late, Danger Mouse.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12While you've been in here squabbling,

0:18:12 > 0:18:15my Bozorian legions have destroyed your world!

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Ha-ha-ha!

0:18:30 > 0:18:35Bad luck, Pom-pom. Penfold and I may be the most awesome BFFs,

0:18:35 > 0:18:37but our other chums are pretty epic too.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Well, I guess you're right.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44In fact this reminds me of the time when you defeated the Baron in...

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Penfold, the Baron can still do a lot of damage

0:18:46 > 0:18:48with that traffic controller. We've got to control HIM.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51A futile gesture, Danger Mouse.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Then I can still stop you, with my traffic controller.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59HE STRAINS

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Curse you, Danger Mouse.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18You may have won the battle, but I shall win the...

0:19:18 > 0:19:19I'm back, Baron.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Baron?

0:19:22 > 0:19:24THEY LAUGH

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Chief, don't let him escape!

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Not so fast, Pom-pom.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Or is it Pom-pom?

0:19:33 > 0:19:36You seem to know a lot about the show for an alien clown.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42A-ha! I knew you weren't really Pom-pom, because...

0:19:42 > 0:19:43I am the real Pom-pom!

0:19:45 > 0:19:49Danger Mouse and I have been working together to hunt down the impostor

0:19:49 > 0:19:51and now we know it was Ian.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Or was it?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56I've been following Pom-pom and Danger Mouse

0:19:56 > 0:20:00- because I suspected treachery. - From me?

0:20:00 > 0:20:01No. From me.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Don't worry, I can explain everything.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Well, maybe not everything.

0:20:13 > 0:20:14Penfold, what's going on round here?

0:20:14 > 0:20:17I don't know Chief.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21It looks like it could have been a Christmas clip episode.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Glad we missed it. Home?

0:20:23 > 0:20:24You bet, chief.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28It's Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiistmaaaas.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

0:20:34 > 0:20:37# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

0:20:37 > 0:20:40# He's the ace, he's amazing

0:20:40 > 0:20:43# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best!

0:20:43 > 0:20:44# Danger mouse

0:20:44 > 0:20:47# Diddlit, diddlit, diddlit, diddlee

0:20:47 > 0:20:48# Danger mouse

0:20:48 > 0:20:50# Diddlit, diddlit, diddlit, diddlee

0:20:50 > 0:20:56# Danger mouse!

0:20:56 > 0:20:57# And Penfold! #