0:00:05 > 0:00:07Aaaaahhhhh!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:16 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:40NARRATOR: Colonel K. For decades he's worked to protect
0:00:40 > 0:00:44his country from evil, never taking a single day off.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Holiday!
0:00:48 > 0:00:49NARRATOR: Until now, apparently.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Just to be clear, Professor, you WANT me to break this?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58No, I want you to try.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01The Danger Cannon is indestructible.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Once it's connected to this...
0:01:03 > 0:01:05BANG!
0:01:06 > 0:01:11That's it! From now on, you can pay for the things you break. COLONEL!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13We're under attack!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Launch the missiles! THEY GASP
0:01:15 > 0:01:19CHUCKLING Just kidding! I'm on holiday!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Leave a message at the what-cha-ma-call-it...
0:01:21 > 0:01:23BEEEEEP!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Ha! With the Colonel away, I'm in charge.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30And paying for damage is just the first change I'm making.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Hang on, why aren't I in charge?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Big Mike put ME in charge
0:01:36 > 0:01:38while he nipped off somewhere better for lunch.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39I've only made some minor changes.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43So, danger pie, deadly pie or pie surprise?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45SHE SHRIEKS
0:01:47 > 0:01:49BANG!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- Surprise!- Da...
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- MUFFLED:- Danger Mouse!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Let's come back when it's less busy!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Danger Mouse, I don't want you to take this the wrong way,
0:02:01 > 0:02:03but you're irresponsible and we don't trust you.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Well, I'm the senior agent, second-in-command,
0:02:06 > 0:02:09and therefore I am in charge.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12I'll prove that Colonel D makes a great leader.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15CHUCKLING
0:02:16 > 0:02:18LAUGHTER
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Yes, well, I might not bother with the moustache.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28I must say, I'm rather excited to win this holiday.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I don't even remember entering the competition.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33What kind of hotel is this?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37It's the kind you never leave!
0:02:39 > 0:02:43And with Danger Mouse in charge of the Danger Agency,
0:02:43 > 0:02:46the world will be in chaos!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Activate Plan Alpha!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Excellent!
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Well, send an extra large plate of chips up to my room
0:02:57 > 0:02:59and book me in for a pedicure.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04I'm sensing you're bored, Chief.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Whatever gave you that idea?
0:03:07 > 0:03:08HE SIGHS
0:03:10 > 0:03:13ALARM WAILS
0:03:13 > 0:03:16A disaster, woohoo! Come on, someone's stealing parliament!
0:03:16 > 0:03:21Chief, you're the chief-chief now and chief-chiefs don't do missions.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22HE SIGHS
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- HORN BEEPS - Look out! Danger...
0:03:32 > 0:03:35..Moth?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I suggest a frontal attack while you have the element of surprise.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Yeah, it's a bit late for that now.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Now, if you'd used your other foot, you could have taken them both out.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Yeah, can you stop interfering? I am doing my job.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50And I'm explaining how to do it better.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Well, maybe you'd do your job better by butting out.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Wait, we're forgetting something. Hmm...
0:03:59 > 0:04:02It's not MY fault if Danger Moth messed up, Penfold.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06It's not just Britain, the Baron has taken every government in the world.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Grr! Danger Moth has a lot to answer for.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Soon, all will bow down before me.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16The world is in chaos.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20World peace has broken out.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23With no leaders around to shout at each other, all the different
0:04:23 > 0:04:26countries are getting on great.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Hooray!
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Hey, Barony, you make things better.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Hey!- Luckily, I have other plans.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Activate Master Plan Beta!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:40 > 0:04:41- DOOR OPENS - Huh?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Interesting spa.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Send a large plate of chips up to my room, would you, please?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Where did you get the mud pack?
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Nero's litter box.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53HE SIGHS
0:04:53 > 0:04:56BEEP This is your pre-recorded
0:04:56 > 0:04:58morning morale boost.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02You're a handsome, bushy-faced devil. Grrrrr!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Now, go get 'em, tiger.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Exercise. One, two...
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Well, that's enough of that.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Let's get some chips.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Chief, you should see this.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Thanks for having me back on the show, Jimmy. You look great.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Sadly, no-one will ever see it, because I will disrupt every
0:05:21 > 0:05:23communication from the internet to...
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- Ha-ha! Observe a world in chaos! - BEEP
0:05:34 > 0:05:39- You broke the internet. Remember? - Sorry I'm late.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Everybody, they got no phones, no TV, no internet,
0:05:43 > 0:05:47so they stop and chat. It's really nice.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51There must be something the world can't cope without!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53The little fellow would be quite good
0:05:53 > 0:05:54if he didn't keep eating the balls.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Bleugh!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59CLICK-CLICK Another large portion of chips
0:05:59 > 0:06:01to the room, if you'd be so kind.
0:06:01 > 0:06:06Sorry, we're out of the French fries. You want some bamboo?
0:06:06 > 0:06:11BAMBOO?! What kind of a hotel is this?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I had better service in the Gulag,
0:06:13 > 0:06:17where they took my freedom, but they never took my chips!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Give me chips!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Arrrggghhh!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Wow, he really like the fries!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26They're called chips!
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Arghhh!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Ahhhh!
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Arrgghhhh!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Arghh! Grrr!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Hmm... Interesting...
0:06:38 > 0:06:41No, it's not my fault if I can't contact the agents.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44But you're the leader! You need to come up with a plan.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48And I have. From now on, I'll take every mission myself. What's first?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51The Baron has stolen the world's entire chip supply.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Hm. Quiet day, then.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54This is as big as it gets.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57This is the chipocalypse!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- CHANTING:- Chips, chips, chips, chips...
0:07:01 > 0:07:04PUNCHING
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- CHANTING:- Fries, fries, fries, fries, fries...
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- CHANTING:- Fries, fries, fries, fries, fries, fries...
0:07:22 > 0:07:25I couldn't organise the agents and I can't do it all by myself.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- I...don't know what to do. - KNOCKING
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Hello, little fella.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I thought you were on holiday
0:07:35 > 0:07:36with the Colonel.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I think he wants us to follow him.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42There's no time for wild moustache chases, we've got a world to save,
0:07:42 > 0:07:45communications to mend, governments to rescue.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50Oh, Penfold, I may not be the best person to be in charge.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Chief, don't say it, my poor brain cannot cope with such a shock.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58I know, I'm surprised myself, but I need to step down. Call Professor...
0:07:58 > 0:08:00I'm here!
0:08:00 > 0:08:01How long have you been in there?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04All day, and, no, I don't want to talk about it.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08I took the liberty of organising a meeting of all the agents in my lab.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10This is so exciting.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12The fight-back starts today.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Hooray!- Yippee!- Woohoo!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17But first, a five-hour written test,
0:08:17 > 0:08:20a two-week practical and two months of training.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23With any luck, we'll be ready to go in just three months.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25We can't wait three months!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28You're no better at this than Danger Mouse.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30And someone's got to do something!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Well, if you think YOU can do better...
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Maybe he can. Come on, Colonel P, what are your orders?
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Hmm... What would the Colonel say?
0:08:41 > 0:08:45I want you all to immediately...
0:08:45 > 0:08:46..thingamajig the...
0:08:46 > 0:08:48..who-d'ya-ma-flip.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54I suppose he means I should re-establish global communications.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58And we should bring order to the streets, maybe?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00While I follow the Colonel's moustache to find out
0:09:00 > 0:09:01what's happened to him.
0:09:01 > 0:09:06And we should, um, draw a picture to cheer everyone up.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Erm... Good show, everyone.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Carry on.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Chaos! Chaos und triple cha...
0:09:14 > 0:09:16CRUNCHING
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Hey, didn't he used to have a moustache?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21He's still got one!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Time to cash in your chips.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Never! Minions, attack!
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Blahh!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Ahhhh! Nero!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37EVIL CHUCKLING
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Ohhhh!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49You and me, Baron. Let's make this fight super-sized.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51You want fries with that?
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Ha!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Oh!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I always win...
0:10:09 > 0:10:10..when the chips are down.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Hello, there. Where have you been?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Ah! Any chance of some ketchup?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22HE WHIMPERS
0:10:22 > 0:10:25NARRATOR: And so, as chips are distributed worldwide to bring
0:10:25 > 0:10:28civilisation back from the brink,
0:10:28 > 0:10:30we are left pondering one question -
0:10:30 > 0:10:32is it possible that Colonel K
0:10:32 > 0:10:37secretly, very, very secretly, knows exactly what he's doing?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Narrator, hush!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:10:45 > 0:10:48# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:10:48 > 0:10:50# Danger Mouse
0:10:50 > 0:10:53# Danger Mouse
0:10:53 > 0:10:57# Danger Mouse! #