Live and Let Cry

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0:00:05 > 0:00:07Chief!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:15- # He's the ace - The ace

0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:38 > 0:00:41It's Tuesday at the Danger Training Facility,

0:00:41 > 0:00:44and that means one fiery hell after another.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46First, Danger Mouse on the assault course,

0:00:46 > 0:00:49then tacos for lunch!

0:00:49 > 0:00:53Well, the rest of the assault course ought to be simple.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56You're right. It does look a tad on the easy side.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hmm.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01A-ha!

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Look at that - a high score!

0:01:12 > 0:01:13THEY CHEER

0:01:13 > 0:01:16And the Danger Babies are going wild!

0:01:16 > 0:01:20- ALL:- Danger Mouse! Danger Mouse! Danger Mouse!

0:01:21 > 0:01:24What's the matter, Professor? Too agile?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Too amazing? Too darn cool?

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Too selfish. You're meant to be demonstrating teamwork,

0:01:29 > 0:01:31and you left your team-mate behind.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Can you turn them off, please?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Aaaah!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Waah!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- BOING! - Ooh.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44I made you a finger painting.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49It's beautiful!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Let's see what you can do.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59I want to see brains, brawn and, above all, brotherhood.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Or sisterhood.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03I need a wee-wee.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05SHE SIGHS

0:02:28 > 0:02:30THEY SCREAM

0:02:39 > 0:02:41THEY CHEER

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Now, look here, Professor, this teamwork stuff's all very well,

0:02:44 > 0:02:47but to be successful agents, they need to be more like me -

0:02:47 > 0:02:49a lone wolf.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Right.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53So, I need to go and log their results.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56You take them inside and tell them a story or something while I'm gone.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- I don't know any stories. - Make something up.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01You know, like when you need an excuse

0:03:01 > 0:03:02for breaking one of my gadgets?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Oh.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10HE CHUCKLES

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Once upon a time...

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Ah, great. Once upon a time

0:03:19 > 0:03:23there was a...lone-wolf danger agent.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26A guy who could do it all himself.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30But this danger agent was really an evil villain, called...

0:03:30 > 0:03:33..Victor Von Vicious, in disguise.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35- THEY GASP - And, um...

0:03:35 > 0:03:38..his sidekick was a villain, too.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40A fiendish felon called...

0:03:40 > 0:03:43..Little Frank? Pretty good twist, eh?

0:03:43 > 0:03:45U-huh. Then what happened?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Oh. Well...

0:03:47 > 0:03:51..the Danger Babies found out who the danger agent really was.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53But that wasn't all they found out.

0:03:53 > 0:03:58Oh, no - things were just getting started for the Danger Babies.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00They're actually some of my most promising stu...

0:04:00 > 0:04:02SHE GASPS

0:04:02 > 0:04:04MUFFLED SPEECH

0:04:04 > 0:04:06I'm really looking forward to ripping this off

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- and hearing your explanation... - MUFFLED SPEECH

0:04:08 > 0:04:10..but mostly to ripping it off.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14- Aargh! All I did was tell them a story.- What story?

0:04:14 > 0:04:17One about how I'm really a devilish, slash devilishly handsome,

0:04:17 > 0:04:19villain in disguise.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Ooh, I want to hear it! - I didn't think they'd believe it.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25They're babies! They'll believe anything!

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Don't worry, they can't have got far on foot.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh. You taught them to drive.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35You really are a wonderful teacher.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Hnngh.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41THEY LAUGH

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Danger Babies, report back to base immediately.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Danger Mouse was making it up. None of it is true.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Well, that's exactly what you would say if you were trying to trick us.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Yeah!- Big trick.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Good reasoning skills, but I can promise you that...

0:04:55 > 0:04:56Kids? Kids?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58THEY LAUGH

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Right, I'm taking remote control of the car.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07THEY GASP

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Arrgh!

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Who are we waving at?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Penfold. Hello, Penfold.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Children! Slow down! You'll get car sick!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23And so will I!

0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Danger Mouse? Where are they going? - No idea.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31The only thing I said to them was that you, Penfold and I

0:05:31 > 0:05:32were villains in disguise.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34DM! I'm being attacked...

0:05:34 > 0:05:37..by babies!

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Oh, yes. And the Colonel is our evil overlord.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Hmmm.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46What are you waiting out here for?

0:05:46 > 0:05:49They are the best trainee baby agents I have ever seen.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Don't underestimate them.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56Nonsense. They're just playing a fun game with their Uncle Danger Mouse.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Any second now they'll pop up with a ball and ask us to play with them.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03You dropped your blankie!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Ow!- Ow!- Arrgh!

0:06:11 > 0:06:15Playing a fun game with their Uncle Danger Mouse, eh?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Gah!

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Grr!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24It was horrible. They threatened

0:06:24 > 0:06:27to blow raspberries on my tummy!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30You're safe now - they've gone.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Thank you, tiny old woman,

0:06:32 > 0:06:34but none of us are safe.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37They demanded the release codes for Arkwright Asylum,

0:06:37 > 0:06:39and tickled me until I gave in!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42I... I was powerless.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Danger Mouse!- Yes...

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Ah, well, you see, if I was the villain in the story,

0:06:47 > 0:06:51it made sense to make all our enemies heroes.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Oh, no! They're going to release all the villains in Arkwright!

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Am I getting no points for creativity here?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06EVIL LAUGHTER

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Hee-hee-hee! Interesting.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13I always suspected babies were evil.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Mwa-ha-h-ha-ha!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22I just don't understand how they keep beating me.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Yeah, it must be so hard to defeat someone who is so dumb

0:07:24 > 0:07:27they convinced five impressionable youngsters

0:07:27 > 0:07:29to release all the major villains in the country.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Don't let them tickle me!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33I know how they're beating us...

0:07:35 > 0:07:37They've working as a...

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Eh, pastry chef?- Metaphor?- Waitress? - Dog walker?- Belgian?- Butler?!

0:07:40 > 0:07:43..team! The Danger Babies keep escaping

0:07:43 > 0:07:46because they're working together, and we're not!

0:07:46 > 0:07:48- Right, I knew that.- Exactly.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52So, to catch them, we need to work as a team.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Yes!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Or we need to break up their team.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Chief, look!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04EVIL LAUGHTER

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- OVER PA:- Congratulations, Danger Babies -

0:08:09 > 0:08:11mission accomplished.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12- ALL:- Professor?

0:08:12 > 0:08:15I was working against Victor Von Vicious -

0:08:15 > 0:08:17or should I say Danger Mouse Von Idiot -

0:08:17 > 0:08:19- all along!- Harsh.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23You've set everyone free, so here's your reward.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28I hope you don't mind sharing.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30THEY GASP

0:08:38 > 0:08:40You tricked us!

0:08:40 > 0:08:44Yes, but only because you didn't let me finish my story,

0:08:44 > 0:08:47where, um...the Danger Babies

0:08:47 > 0:08:50realise it was all a...

0:08:50 > 0:08:53..training exercise, and everyone worked together

0:08:53 > 0:08:56- to recapture the real criminals. - And they all lived...

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Yes! They did. Fingers crossed.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Can we have another story?

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Sorry, story time's over.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05It's fighty time, now.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06THEY CHEER

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Big hug.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Aww, she wants to say goodbye.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24You can't see me!

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Ha-ha-ha!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32CRASH!

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Good luck with your day-care centre, Danger Daddy!

0:09:48 > 0:09:49After him!

0:09:51 > 0:09:52We'll never catch up.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55And we can't go any faster with this many on board.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56We need to make them slow down.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Yes, Chief, as a team. The Danger Babies have had an idea!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Look - a sheep.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Hmm. Another sheep.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19- HE YAWNS - Three sheep.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Four...sheep.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25THEY YAWN

0:10:27 > 0:10:29CRASH!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Success! We did it!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34ALL: Shhh! They're napping!

0:10:34 > 0:10:36THEY SNORE

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Look at them. Sleeping like babies.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41They are babies.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Yes, but they won't be for long.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45They grow up so fast.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49No, they grow at exactly the same rate as everyone else.

0:10:49 > 0:10:53Honestly, your grasp of basic biology is really poor.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57So, as the Danger Babies take on their greatest assignment yet -

0:10:57 > 0:10:59sleeping through the night without any accidents -

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Danger Mouse and Penfold stand guard,

0:11:01 > 0:11:03bastions of paternal caring and...

0:11:03 > 0:11:05I need a wee-wee!

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Oh.- Professor!

0:11:10 > 0:11:13# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

0:11:13 > 0:11:15# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:11:15 > 0:11:18# Danger Mouse

0:11:18 > 0:11:21# Danger Mouse

0:11:21 > 0:11:26# Danger Mouse! #