Lost Tempers in Space

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0:00:05 > 0:00:06Chief!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest He's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace The ace

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# He's amazing Amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:38 > 0:00:43Space, a barren void where the key to survival is co-operation.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Get off my joystick!

0:00:46 > 0:00:47You're doing it wrong!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49I don't know why I bother.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51I found the black hole, didn't I?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Ha!- There are meant to be two of them.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Well, I think I'd have spotted another black hole if...

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Oh, wait, there it is.

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Ah!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Will you just let me save us?

0:01:05 > 0:01:08It's my rocket! I'm doing the saving.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10You two are going to have to stop bickering

0:01:10 > 0:01:13if you're going to avoid that huge black vole!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15You don't see me and the general arguing.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18- Have you told them to stop bick...? - I'm telling them!

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Odd. Where did they go?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Communication's dead. They've gone. - PENFOLD GASPS

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Chief! He's gone!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36He was my everything!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Oh, curse this wretched day!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42How can I go on alone?

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Re-establishing communication.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Ooh.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Danger Mouse, Jeopardy,

0:01:47 > 0:01:50you are the first explorers to enter a black hole and survive.

0:01:50 > 0:01:51What you see?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53There's something coming towards us.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54It looks like a marble.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57No, more like a ball, a beach ball,

0:01:57 > 0:01:59a giant beach ball, a massive, huge...

0:01:59 > 0:02:01It's a planet, you idiot. Brakes.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Brakes! Brakes!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05You know, no-one ever got hurt saying please.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Please!

0:02:11 > 0:02:14I suppose there's a first time for everything.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Aah!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Oh, so that's how you land a spaceship.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Point it at a planet and when it hits it, it stops.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Brilliant!

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Well, it was your fault we got sucked into a black hole.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- PROFESSOR SQUAWKENCLUCK: - Hold position, agents.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30I can access the rocket emergency systems and fly you home remotely.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Danger Mouse, why are my instruments showing

0:02:36 > 0:02:39you still on the other side of the black hole?

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Because somebody thought it would be a good idea to climb out,

0:02:43 > 0:02:45just because it was on fire.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Um, no point dwelling on the past, Professor.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Can you give us an ETA on a rescue?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Yes, um, 5,000 years.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Approximately.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01You can't leave me here with him for 5,000 years!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Some offence taken.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04It'll be a disaster!

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Just deciding who drinks the only bottle of water

0:03:06 > 0:03:08is going to start a war.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Hm, hot, isn't it?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14OK, that's it.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16The only way we survive is if we live completely separate lives

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- until they rescue us.- Good.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- I've got a planet to explore. - And I've got a camp to build.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Fine.- Fine.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Is there any more water? SHE SCREAMS

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Work the problem, people!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36We've never lost an agent on my watch and I...

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- PENFOLD WHISPERS - Really? That many?

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Plus two more.

0:03:42 > 0:03:47Eureka! I've built a ship that can reach the planet in three years.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Yes! He's coming home!

0:03:49 > 0:03:53And on descent will burst into the most incredible firework display

0:03:53 > 0:03:57that Danger Mouse and Jeopardy Mouse have ever seen!

0:03:58 > 0:04:00HE SIGHS

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Penfold, we'll keep trying.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Day 23 and my potatoes are ready.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07I grew them from the last packet of crisps.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09And for water, I used my own...

0:04:11 > 0:04:13A potato!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16I can't wait to see Danger Mouse's face!

0:04:21 > 0:04:22SHE SQUEALS

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Huh!

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Huh-hah!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Hi-yah!

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Huh!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Uff!

0:04:36 > 0:04:41Ha! Now, who ordered the shark steak with a side order of awesomeness?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45HE SIGHS I guess that would be me.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Again.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50So we're having raw potato pie topped with raw potato

0:04:50 > 0:04:52and raw potato on the side.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55And for dessert, toffee surprise.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57The surprise is it's raw potato.

0:04:58 > 0:05:05Day 39, and I can't believe it, but I miss Danger Mouse.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09OK, if you heard that, Danger Mouse, I was joking. I don't really miss...

0:05:09 > 0:05:11SHE SCREAMS

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Sorry, not in the mood for a hunt today.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22What's the point if no-one sees it anyway?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24SAND SHARK WHINES

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Yes, I wonder what she's doing too.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Enjoying her potatoes, no doubt.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Ah, who needs potatoes when you've got rocks?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36LOUD CRUNCHING Hmmm.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38SAND SHARK WHINES Jeopardy?

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Oh, um, hello. I'm Danger Mouse.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Oh, we know who you are. - HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Oh.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50- Uff!- Uh!

0:05:50 > 0:05:54He will be kept here until you are fed to the beast!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56I've been picking up some of their fly language.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59We're to be kept here until we're taken to the beach.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- No, not the beach.- The beast!

0:06:02 > 0:06:03To a feast.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Well, I hope they're serving something other than sand shark.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09The b... No, not the beach. The beast! The beast!

0:06:09 > 0:06:12You will be fed to the beast!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14I'm speaking Englishes, for goodness' sake.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16The beast!

0:06:16 > 0:06:17We're to be fed to the beast

0:06:17 > 0:06:19and then some gibberish about "sporkling gling glitch."

0:06:19 > 0:06:21So where's this beast?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24GROWLING

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Found it!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Danger Mouse, if I've learnt anything from our time here

0:06:27 > 0:06:29it's that we have to work together, OK?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Yes, and apology accepted.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- What?! That wasn't an apology. - Shall we argue about it later?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36GROWLING

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Can our heroes finally start working together

0:06:39 > 0:06:42or will they be taken to a feast?

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Beast! It's beast!

0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'm sorry. We can't afford to work on a rocket

0:06:50 > 0:06:51that will never be ready.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- I'm cancelling the project. - It's ready.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Oh, what a shame. I'm afraid I just shut down the project.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59But it's ready to go!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02It seems harsh, but I did say it out loud,

0:07:02 > 0:07:06so technically we will have to abandon them to certain doom.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Never!

0:07:07 > 0:07:11I'm going to rescue them and no-one is going to stop me!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15ENGINE SPLUTTERS HORN BLARES

0:07:15 > 0:07:17ALARM WAILS

0:07:17 > 0:07:20INDICATOR CLICKS

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Sorry, how do you start it?

0:07:23 > 0:07:27And so Penfold races to the rescue, but is he too late?

0:07:27 > 0:07:30For our agents face the most terrible of monsters.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Lionel?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35- LIONEL COUGHS - Danger Mouse?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Hello, mate. Funny seeing you here!

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- You guys know each of the? - Do we ever!

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Oh, Lionel and I had a bit of a fight in Trafalgar Square,

0:07:43 > 0:07:45but we made friends after that.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Yeah, he sent me to live on a faraway planet

0:07:48 > 0:07:50where I could do no harm.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54I ate half of their civilisation before they caught me.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57But apart from crashing in the Danger Pod, being captured,

0:07:57 > 0:07:59and thrown in a cave, keeping well?

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Yeah, can't complain.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Well, that explains why the Fly People

0:08:03 > 0:08:05hate Danger Mouse so much.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08But whatever, the great news is the beast isn't going to eat us.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- What? Oh! - HE LAUGHS

0:08:10 > 0:08:13That's funny! No, I'm not the beast.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15- RUMBLING - That's the beast!

0:08:20 > 0:08:22THE BEAST SCREECHES

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Sorry. It happens when I'm nervous.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Huh! Activate eye patch laser.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35HE GASPS

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Thanks.- We make quite a team.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41SHE SCREAMS Lionel, cobweb.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Ew! - SHE SCREAMS

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Ha!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53BONES CRACK This is doing wonders for my back,

0:08:53 > 0:08:55but I can't hold on much longer!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Wait! I have potatoes!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05THE BEAST SCREECHES

0:09:07 > 0:09:09I always knew my potatoes would save us.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Well, yes, after my heroic acrobatics, of course, and my laser.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Well, I think you're both heroes.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Well...- I...

0:09:17 > 0:09:19I guess we have that in common.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21And you're both called Mouse!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- If you got married, you wouldn't have to change your names.- What?

0:09:23 > 0:09:26- DANGER MOUSE COUGHS Hardly likely.- I didn't think so.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Thank you very much. Hang on, I feel like we've forgotten something.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34FLIES BUZZ ANGRILY

0:09:38 > 0:09:41MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Must have left the radio on in the Danger Pod.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46The Danger Pod! That's our way off this planet!

0:09:49 > 0:09:53I've got the wheel, but I can't reach the accelerator. Jeopardy?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Got it. Let's fly her together!

0:09:56 > 0:10:01Jeopardy and Danger Mouse sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N...

0:10:01 > 0:10:02- Shush!- Shush!

0:10:07 > 0:10:13And so after a long return trip in a small space with 12 armpits,

0:10:13 > 0:10:17our heroes return a bit older, much smellier, and a little wiser.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18It's my turn to drive! Ow!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20There's no point swapping now... Ow!

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Well, I did say a little wiser.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27In honour of our deliverance from the spider monster,

0:10:27 > 0:10:29I name this day The Beast Feast!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31The East Peace?

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Beast Feast!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Bleat fleece?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36HE WAILS

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Hello! Is Danger Mouse here?

0:10:44 > 0:10:47I'm his best friend.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- FLIES GROWL AND BUZZ - Chief!

0:10:52 > 0:10:56# He's the greatest He's fantastic

0:10:56 > 0:10:58# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:10:58 > 0:11:01# Danger Mouse

0:11:01 > 0:11:04# Danger Mouse

0:11:04 > 0:11:08# Danger Mouse! #