0:00:05 > 0:00:06Chief!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:39 > 0:00:43London, and the hunt for the missing Baron Greenback goes on.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44But have no fear -
0:00:44 > 0:00:47our hero will leave no waffle unturned.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Wait, waffle?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51I don't like it, Penfold.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Till we know where he is, we can't relax for a second.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55No problem, chief.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Ooh! My favourite! Who Wants To Marry A Queen?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Last night on Who Wants To Marry A Queen?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05The Queen of Great Goldlandia was taking her time
0:01:05 > 0:01:07to make a wise choice.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13You. No, no. Wait. You. Oh, wait. No. But I didn't see you.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Oh, why is this so hard? I'll take all of them.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Whoa.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Well, dig my mines and smelt my ore, I do love a bad boy.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Will you marry a queen?
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Chief!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Ahem! Top priority, DM.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34I need you to act as bodyguard to a royal family
0:01:34 > 0:01:36while they're here on honeymoon.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Chief!
0:01:37 > 0:01:41May I introduce the Queen of Great Goldlandia.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Your Majesty.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47It's the Baron!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Unhand His Majesty at once!
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Gotcha!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Colonel, you've been brainwashed.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57He hasn't, chief. Stop!
0:01:57 > 0:01:58What are you attacking me for?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00This isn't another clone episode, is it?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02You leave my husband alone.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Husband?!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Argh!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07HE GROANS
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Ha! So shocked, are you, Danger LOUSE,
0:02:10 > 0:02:13that I might have been chosen by a queen?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Though, Queen doesn't begin
0:02:15 > 0:02:18to capture her splendiferous-ness...dicity.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21And you're King Baron's bodyguard, DM.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Protect his body, don't flatten it!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26From now on, my underling goon,
0:02:26 > 0:02:31I only want to hear four words - "Yes, Your Majesty!"
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Hmm, "Yes, Your Majesty...sir!"
0:02:33 > 0:02:35HE GRUMBLES
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Yes, Your Majesty, sir.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39BARON LAUGHS EVILLY
0:02:40 > 0:02:43HE GROANS
0:02:43 > 0:02:45NERO YELPS
0:02:45 > 0:02:46HE BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:02:46 > 0:02:52He's rather strong for a peasant, isn't he, my royal cuddly consort?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Yes, Queenie-Weenie Sweetie,
0:02:54 > 0:02:57but then he doesn't have all the bags...yet.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Oh, Delilah!
0:03:01 > 0:03:02HE GRUNTS
0:03:04 > 0:03:06No photos. No photos.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Except of me, of course. - SHE LAUGHS
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Oh, what's the point of being a princess if there's no paparazzi?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Daddy, I demand a front-page scandal.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22You can embarrass us in the media soon enough, dear,
0:03:22 > 0:03:26but first, we're going to be a family.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28HE MAKES KISSING NOISES
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Eugh. I know. I want to throw up as well.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Ow! HE LAUGHS
0:03:43 > 0:03:45HE LAUGHS
0:03:50 > 0:03:52HE LAUGHS
0:03:58 > 0:04:00DANGER MOUSE GRUMBLES
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Argh! That's it!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I will not be treated like this.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09You have to do everything I say. I'm the king and you are nothing.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Then you're the king of nothing.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15What the blazes are you playing at, DM?
0:04:15 > 0:04:19The Queen and Princess Delilah have been kidnapped!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Not possible, Colonel. They're...
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Queenie-Weenie Sweetie?
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Oops.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Very disappointed, DM.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35You've let your personal feelings for the Baron distract you
0:04:35 > 0:04:37from a top-priority mission.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40But, Colonel, we know the Baron is behind the kidnapping.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41She's the Queen of Goldlandia.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- He probably wants control of her gold mines.- Yes, yes.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45At first, of course,
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I was only interested in marrying her
0:04:47 > 0:04:49for her country's natural resources,
0:04:49 > 0:04:51but don't all marriages start out that way?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56But then...I fell in love.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Oh, no, boss! No!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01As the world was filled with joy,
0:05:01 > 0:05:05I was moved to express my feelings in a poem.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Earplugs! Earplugs!
0:05:07 > 0:05:12Queenie-Weenie, my jellybean-y, I'm your yummy, gummy toad.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Let me dine on the sugar of our love,
0:05:16 > 0:05:19until my tummy does explode.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21ALL GROAN
0:05:21 > 0:05:24You are the Queenie-Weenie Sweetie of my heart,
0:05:24 > 0:05:28and also of Great Goldlandia and its overseas dependent territories.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30There. What do you think?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Be honest, now. Come on.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Baron, that poem may be the most evil thing you've ever done.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38You just don't want me to be happy!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40That's why you have taken her from me!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43I am heartbroken, and here's a poem about that.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45THEY SCREAM
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Why are you so sure it's the Baron, chief?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I mean, Delilah is missing too.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Why would he kidnap his own daughter?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Hang on, message coming through.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Danger Mouse, help us!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00My father has trapped us in Toadlantis. He wants...
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Humble pie for pudding tonight, Penfold?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08But first, how about a thrilling rescue appetiser?
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Gah! The Baron.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- After you.- So kind.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- BOTH:- Aha! I knew it!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37I've caught you red-handed!
0:06:37 > 0:06:38- What?- What?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- BOTH:- No. I've caught YOU red-handed.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Nice try. Delilah sent me a message telling me what YOU did.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47What? No, she sent ME a message.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Actually...
0:06:49 > 0:06:52I sent you both messages.
0:06:52 > 0:06:57Hey, boss. Me and the little chunky one, we work it out.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59It's Delilah, chief.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Oh. Carry on.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Guys, I can't stay cos the guests will be waiting.
0:07:06 > 0:07:12You see, I arranged a little coronation of my own. Laters!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Oh, it's such a shame you and the Queen
0:07:18 > 0:07:21were lost at the bottom of the sea...forever.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Oh, wait, no. That didn't happen...yet.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26SHE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:07:39 > 0:07:42She's programmed it to wreck us at the bottom of the ocean!
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Is it weird to be proud AND terrified?
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Argh!
0:07:48 > 0:07:52If you'd done your job protecting my wife, we wouldn't be here!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Well, if you hadn't been such a villain,
0:07:54 > 0:07:55I wouldn't have been distracted.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Here we go. It's never your fault, is it?
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Argh!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01You start working together,
0:08:01 > 0:08:04or I will confiscate your family estates.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I'm sorry, Your Maj, but it's no use.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08To escape, we need that professor's Danger Flying Sub,
0:08:08 > 0:08:10and we've got no way of contacting her.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12So, hypothetically,
0:08:12 > 0:08:15if someone had an intercontinental ballistic missile
0:08:15 > 0:08:18aimed at your top-secret postbox, that might be useful?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Argh!
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Ah!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Professor, send the Flying Sub to our coordinates immediately.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39And please can I have my missile back?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44We've only got a few seconds
0:08:44 > 0:08:46before the water pressure crushes us.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49There's so much I've wanted to say.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Yes, my royal cuddliness?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- It's been really lousy knowing you. - BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Oh!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58CRASHING
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Everyone on board. - Yeah, and quickly.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05If the Royal Goldlandian Crown even touches Delilah's head,
0:09:05 > 0:09:09she becomes queen, even if I am still around.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Oh, no. What, this little thing? No, this is just a travel crown.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17No, you couldn't wear the real one on a train. It's huge.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21No, you'd bang into doors and ambassadors. In fact...
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Whoa!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28And so the guests take their seats in this imposing hall
0:09:28 > 0:09:30as they await their future Queen.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34And now the traditional massive deadly machine
0:09:34 > 0:09:36smashes its way in and comes to rest majestically
0:09:36 > 0:09:37on top of the Prime Minister.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39THEY GASP
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Ha!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Get that crown on my head now.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47And now, in a slight break from protocol,
0:09:47 > 0:09:50the ceremony will be interrupted by a flying submarine.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51THEY GASP
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Yes! I'm the...
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Argh!
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Naughtiest child in the world?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01You are so grounded...again!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04So, my little Queenie-Weenie Sweetie,
0:10:04 > 0:10:09what say we put all this behind us and go spend some of that gold?
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Uh, what gold is that, my royal cuddle-bumpkin?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17What do you mean, what gold? The gold...
0:10:17 > 0:10:18from Goldlandia!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20No, we haven't got any gold.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24No, we're so poor we had to make a crown out of a rock and paint it.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Why did you think it's so heavy?
0:10:27 > 0:10:28OK. Well...
0:10:28 > 0:10:31It's not you, it's me. Let's be friends, blah, blah, blah.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33See you later. Call you sometime. Delilah!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36There goes the only toad I will ever love.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Oh!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40If only he weren't such a hottie.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Eugh.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Now, can I suggest putting the crown somewhere safe?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47After all, if just putting it on means you're Queen,
0:10:47 > 0:10:48then anyone could...
0:10:48 > 0:10:49CLUNK!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52What? I was just trying it on.
0:10:52 > 0:10:57- AUDIENCE:- All hail Penfold, Queen of Goldlandia!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Oh, royal crumbs!
0:11:01 > 0:11:05# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:11:05 > 0:11:07# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:11:07 > 0:11:10# Danger Mouse
0:11:10 > 0:11:13# Danger Mouse
0:11:13 > 0:11:17# Danger Mouse! #