0:00:08 > 0:00:10# He's the greatest
0:00:10 > 0:00:11# He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there's danger he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# He's amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:33# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Global tension, a planet steaming towards oblivion,
0:00:41 > 0:00:46and, at the helm, that rudest of villains, Bert Bad Boy.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50He's rewired the translation system at the UN to emit nothing but...
0:00:50 > 0:00:51BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:00:51 > 0:00:52And worse, DM,
0:00:52 > 0:00:56once the ambassadors start wutsnaming each other,
0:00:56 > 0:00:58we'll be facing a global war.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Fear not, Colonel. The world's number one agent is on the case.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Ooh, is Jeopardy coming?
0:01:05 > 0:01:06PENFOLD SCREAMS
0:01:10 > 0:01:17OK, you posh, bogey-flicking phonies! Prepare for chaos!
0:01:23 > 0:01:24That was easier than I expected.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Hey, hey. - SHE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Knickers. Up your shnozzle, Granny.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Crumbs, chief, we're too late.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Poor blighter's already speaking like a naughty six-year-old.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Nonsense.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39That happens to be how we speak in the Democratic Republic of...
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY - ..Trumpet.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47Translated, it means, "Lookout! He has a fanatical army of cats!"
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Roughly.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50I think I can handle a few... ARGH!
0:01:53 > 0:01:59They assaulted the Master! Destroy the unbelievers!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02You again. Oh, don't tell me you're following Bad Boy now?
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Speaking of Bad Boy, I think he's run off, chief.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Taxi!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Beat it, ya freak.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Of course, normally I'd encourage behaviour like that.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Cats, Bad Boy. Feeble-brained, impressionable cats.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19How could you lead them astray?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- PENFOLD SCREAMS - Hmm?- Ca-a-a-a-a-ats!
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Argh!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27MEOWING
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Ha-ha!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37W-w-why are they attacking, chief?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40The Chosen One has been defeated. How can it be?
0:02:40 > 0:02:47Unless, he was a FALSE Chosen One. Yes! All hail the TRUE Chosen One!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Huh.- We dedicate ourselves to living by your word.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- The Chosen One, you say?- Chief...
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Don't listen to them. - Penfold, shush.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Grown-ups talking. Do go on.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06PENFOLD MUTTERS IN HIS SLEEP
0:03:06 > 0:03:09..two tickets for the jam roller-coaster, please...
0:03:09 > 0:03:10MEOW
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Aaaah!
0:03:15 > 0:03:21- He's awake! The Chosen One's Special One is awake!- What's going on?
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Why are you...? Aaah!
0:03:24 > 0:03:28The Chosen One says, "Danger makes everything more fun!"
0:03:28 > 0:03:33Well, I'm going to have a few chosen words with the Chosen One.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36In the mission where you saved reality,
0:03:36 > 0:03:39you said, "I'm stuck in a quiche."
0:03:39 > 0:03:40What did you mean by that?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42I suppose what I was saying was,
0:03:42 > 0:03:45"Isn't life a bit like being stuck in a quiche?"
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Ooh!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49We WERE stuck in a quiche!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53That's why you said we were stuck in a quiche! Because of the quiche!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Heretic.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Now, calm down. Don't forget, this is the Chosen One's Special One.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- Don't encourage them, chief. - Where's the harm, Penfold?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Better they follow me than Bad Boy.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Listen to me, cats. You don't have to follow anyone.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11You could make up your own minds.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15That's not what the Chosen One said.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I'm only thinking of them, Penfold.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Deadly doings, DM.
0:04:21 > 0:04:27Tutenkhamoo is attempting to steal the Magical Amulet of Cowapatra.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Stop him. With that much power, he could conquer the world -
0:04:31 > 0:04:33and perhaps even Britain, too.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36MEOW
0:04:36 > 0:04:38The Master can create people out of thin air!
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Kneel in his praise.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48Ow! Ah... My first commandment - don't do that again.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Hmm. The brakes aren't working.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00We removed them, Master, to make it more dangerous, like you said.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Aaah!
0:05:07 > 0:05:11They're jeopardising the mission, Master. I mean, chief!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Relax, it's only the brakes. Aah! - And the steering wheel.
0:05:16 > 0:05:21- Hey-hey!- Nothing I can't handle. Watch and learn, my feline faithful.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Ha-ha!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32We got here in the nick of time, which is, of course,
0:05:32 > 0:05:33the perfect time to arrive.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Shouldn't we wait for an audience?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Remember, as the Master says,
0:05:38 > 0:05:41"What's the point in doing anything if no-one's looking?"
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Like you said you taught your disciple, Jeopardy Mouse?
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Disciple? Cor! Don't let her hear you calling her that!
0:05:49 > 0:05:54Give us more words of inspiration, oh, Chosen One.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Um, right.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59You can catch more flies with honey than you can with your fingers.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02The pen is mightier than the sword,
0:06:02 > 0:06:05although the Dangerzuka is mightier than both.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Chief, we don't have time for this!
0:06:08 > 0:06:12With this amulet's power, I will destroy civilisation
0:06:12 > 0:06:14and build it anew -
0:06:14 > 0:06:16only with more pyramids.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20We'll see about that. Watch and learn. This is how... Aaah!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22MEOWING
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Lord Danger Mouse, the Chosen One.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29OK, second commandment, the Chosen One shalt do all the fighting.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Master, accept the amulet of power,
0:06:33 > 0:06:39for who better than the bravest and humblest of us to rule the world?
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Hard to argue with that. Hmm. King, eh?
0:06:43 > 0:06:48- Do I get Saturdays off? Ha-ha! - King?! That's a terrible idea.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49THEY GASP
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Er, Your Majesty.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Chief, imagine a world where everything
0:06:53 > 0:06:56happened at the last second, where everything was more dangerous,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59where nothing happened without an audience.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01It'd be a disaster.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Her-e-tic!
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Aaah!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Penfold!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Don't worry, Master. We'll destroy the unbeliever.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12You've got a world to run.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15OK, this has got a little bit out of hand.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18You know, maybe you shouldn't be following me.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22But you're the greatest. We learned everything from you,
0:07:22 > 0:07:24apart from the meanings of the words guilt, fear and doubt,
0:07:24 > 0:07:26which you don't know yourself.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Honestly, I don't think they're real words.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30It's clear that the world would be better
0:07:30 > 0:07:32if we forced everyone to live by your words.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Nice of you to say but that might not be a good idea.
0:07:34 > 0:07:39You see, I may not always think before I speak.
0:07:39 > 0:07:45- Is this a test?- Tell us how to pass this test, oh, King Chosen One.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Look, the truth is,
0:07:47 > 0:07:51I'm just a completely normal person with impeccable dress sense,
0:07:51 > 0:07:54extraordinary skills and the cheekiest wink on the planet.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55But I'm not the Chosen One.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Penfold, there's a small chance you were right about this cat business.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06MEOWING AND HISSING
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Destroy Danger Mouse, in the name of Danger Mouse.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Sorry I can't help, DM.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16I'd never get there in time. But good luck. Oh!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I seem to have sent my actual self by accident
0:08:20 > 0:08:23and left my hologram in the office.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Friends, this is all my fault. - BOTH: Yes, it is.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Oh, well. Glad we sorted that out.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Don't worry, chief, those cats will never get through our defences.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35MEOWING
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Crumbs!
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Attack, brothers and sisters, for we are the true Danger Mice.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Proud to go down fighting with you both.
0:08:50 > 0:08:55They'll sing songs about us, the three heroes - K, DM and...
0:08:55 > 0:08:59I want to say Pipsqueak.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03It's... Ah, call me what you like. Here they come!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Don't worry, they'll be no match for my skills.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Hee-yah. Mouse fu.
0:09:11 > 0:09:16Right, yes, I may have trained them all to be deadly fighters.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Hee-yah! Hooh! Ow!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Ha-ha-ha-ha! Huh?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28What just happened?
0:09:31 > 0:09:37Ha! The Chosen One has chosen to shut you down.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41SIZZLING
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Probably not the best time to cook sausages, Colonel.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Never a bad moment for sausages, Panhandle.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56- Well, I hope you learned your lesson.- Meow. We have.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Only the True Master could win such a battle.
0:09:59 > 0:10:04- Forgive us for doubting you, oh, Chosen One.- Oh, not again!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Thank you but I can't take the credit.
0:10:06 > 0:10:11It was all the work of our brilliant leader, the genius Colonel K.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16- Sir, we will follow you always. - Aww. How nice of you to say so.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18The Master has a Master!
0:10:18 > 0:10:22We must dedicate ourselves to following HIS teachings.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Hail the new Chosen One!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28We're going to need more sausages.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32And so it came to pass that the world was safe once more
0:10:32 > 0:10:35and the narrator went forth and spake unto the viewers,
0:10:35 > 0:10:38saying, "See you next time for more Danger Mouse!"
0:10:41 > 0:10:42# He's the greatest
0:10:42 > 0:10:44# He's fantastic
0:10:44 > 0:10:47# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:10:47 > 0:10:49# Danger Mouse
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Danger Mouse
0:10:52 > 0:10:56# Danger Mouse! #