The Castle

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0:00:07 > 0:00:09So, you're the one Marjorie left the castle to.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Must've been quite the surprise.

0:00:11 > 0:00:14I didn't even knew I had an aunt in Ireland!

0:00:14 > 0:00:16I mean, one minute I'm Dani the actress,

0:00:16 > 0:00:19the next I'm Dani, Queen of the Castle.

0:00:19 > 0:00:20I mean, how glam is that?

0:00:20 > 0:00:23You're an actress? What have I seen you in?

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Eh, well, I played a nurse in McHurtie's Hospital.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28CAR SCREECHES TO A HALT

0:00:30 > 0:00:31McHurtie's Hospital?!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Oh, you've heard of it?

0:00:33 > 0:00:35No.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Here we are.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Erm, this isn't the castle.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49This is as far as I go.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53You'll find the castle on the other side of those woods.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Good luck. You're going to need it.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07CAR SCREECHES AWAY

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Oh, no!

0:01:13 > 0:01:16You've got to be kidding me.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23You've got to be kidding me!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38You've really got to be kidding me.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44A castle, I own an actual castle!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46And I own an actual horse

0:01:46 > 0:01:49but round here we tend to start with "hello".

0:01:49 > 0:01:54Sorry. Feeling a bit, "Wow! Castle!"

0:01:54 > 0:01:55I'm guessing you must be Dani.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58I'm guessing you're from Manchester.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59We moved here a while back.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Our dad's the groundskeeper here, so...

0:02:02 > 0:02:05He sent us to meet you. I'm Kait and this is Leo.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Leo the Magnificent.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Oh, certainly not Leo the Modest.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12- He thinks he's a magician. - Pick a card.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Memorise it. Put it back in the pack.

0:02:16 > 0:02:21OK. Is this your card?

0:02:21 > 0:02:23No.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Is THIS?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Anyhow. Shall we head inside? You're going to love the place.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48..but Dad's work took him to Manchester when we were little.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50We came home to Bogmoor a couple of years ago.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54I need to call my friends. They are not going to believe this.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Why can't I get a signal?

0:02:57 > 0:03:01It does slightly depend on which way the wind is blowing.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Please tell me this place has wifi.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Of course! There's an internet cafe down in Ballysheeny.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Oh, where's that?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10A ten-mile walk or so.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Although it did sort of burn down.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- SIRENS WAIL - Oops.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick,

0:03:19 > 0:03:21I shall make the fire brigade appear.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Just a bit.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28No phone signal, no internet.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Well, maybe this is my big chance to get back to nature.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32INSECTS BUZZ

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Exactly. Who wouldn't want a castle, right?

0:03:37 > 0:03:41- Unless it's haunt... - Er, here's a map of the area.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Bogmoor Village, Mount Bogmoor, Lake Bogmoor.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Who's that up in the window?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Nobody else here. Shall we?

0:04:06 > 0:04:09This is going to be amazing.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20DOOR SLAMS SHUT

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Er, it's just a draft. This way?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Wow.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39So, what do you reckon, Dani?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Well, it has potential.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Absolutely it has potential.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Also, rats.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53With a bit of work, it could have a real homely feel.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56So what if it needs a clean and there's junk everywhere?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59I just can't believe this is all mine.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Well, we better go check everything is up and running,

0:05:01 > 0:05:03give you a minute to soak it all in.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12How many of my ancestors have lived here?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Hello! Can I help you?

0:05:24 > 0:05:29I'm Dani, and, well, I guess this is my castle.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Your castle, my lady?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Oh, I inherited it from a long-lost aunt.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38What's with the "My lady"? I mean, what century are you from?

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Sorry, not cool.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52You're feeling warm?

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Why would I be feeling warm?

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- You said you're not cool. - Seriously, who are you?

0:05:57 > 0:06:01I'm a... The local...

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Art! Yes. I'm the art historian for this parish.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08I'm doing an inventory of the paintings, my lady.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11You know, ordinary 20th century behaviour.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13It's the 21st Century.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Obviously.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Right, OK. You've got hot water and everything.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Dani, what's the matter?

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Well, I was just talking to this guy. He was right here.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Now he's disappeared.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Maybe it was a gho... - Finish that word,

0:06:29 > 0:06:31and I'll feed you to Prince William.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Sorry?- Oh, it's what I call my horse.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38Goat. Maybe she was talking to a goat.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40- A goat? - HE BLEATS

0:06:40 > 0:06:44He said he was a local art historian. Great hair?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Good bone structure? Kind of, um, swoony?

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Sounds like a spectre to me.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Leo!- A ghost? Come on.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Everyone round here thinks the castle is haunted.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Then they're stupid! There's no such thing as ghosts.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Esme! You won't believe!

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Wait, I'm updating my Ghostly-Book.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14"And all that's left to say is... SOL!"

0:07:14 > 0:07:16SOL?

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Scream Out Loud. Get with it, brother. You're so 18th century.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23There are people in the castle, Esme! Real human beings!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25I just conversed with one!

0:07:25 > 0:07:27You spoke to a human?

0:07:27 > 0:07:31She said this is her castle. That she inherited it from Marjorie.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33She seemed nice and didn't even know I was a ghost.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36You cannot speak to humans.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ghosts and humans don't mix, Gabriel.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40You know how you're scared of wasps?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43That's how most humans feel about ghosts.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47No, the castle was locked with a big chain.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49No-one's been in here for months.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51There must be a rational explanation.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Whoever it was, I hope he comes back.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55I could do with a friend while I'm here.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57SMASHING AND CLATTERING

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Leo, mind!

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Hey, guys. Sorry about that.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Nothing like making an entrance.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08I know, I know. Soak it up.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Soak it up. Swaggerlicious.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Yeah, I meant that. - What are you doing in my castle?

0:08:16 > 0:08:21Your castle? This is my castle.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27We need to get rid of them before they get rid of us.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28We need to scare them out.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32No! As your elder, I forbid you from scaring the humans.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Gabe, we've both been around for over 200 years.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38The whole big brother routine doesn't apply any more.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40We're going to make friends with the humans.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44I want to show them there's more to ghosts than being frightening.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Except you're not even frightening. - We are trying it my way!

0:08:47 > 0:08:52Fine, but if I so much as get a sniff that your way isn't working,

0:08:52 > 0:08:55those humans had better watch out.

0:08:59 > 0:09:04I don't suppose this human girl is attractive, by any chance?

0:09:04 > 0:09:08I didn't even notice what she looked like.

0:09:15 > 0:09:20Wow, just look at this place. It's fantastic.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24I went from earning nothing to owning this whole castle.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25I meant that.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29I'll ask again before you demolish this whole castle, who are you?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Jimmy. I inherited this place off an aunt I didn't know I had.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Dream on, Shades.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Dani inherited this place off an aunt she didn't know she had.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Dream on, Freckles.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41I think you'll find I've got a deed here that says this place is mine.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43In your face.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44In your face!

0:09:44 > 0:09:47In YOUR face, actually.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Mad theory, but I don't suppose there's a teeny chance

0:09:50 > 0:09:54you both also have a cousin you didn't know you had?

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Well, if we're cousins,

0:09:55 > 0:09:59- you're probably from great-grandma's side of the family.- The cool side.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Depends on who you ask.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05- There's some small print here. - "Check the fireplace."

0:10:08 > 0:10:09- It's mine.- Let go!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14"My dearest Dani and Jimmy..."

0:10:14 > 0:10:17"..I apologise for this surprise, but it is my final wish

0:10:17 > 0:10:21"that I bring together the two warring sides of our family."

0:10:21 > 0:10:24What? I'm good at voices.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28"..by giving each of you half of my home to do with as you will".

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Well, 50% of a castle is better than 0%.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37You know, I think I'm really going to like it here.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40- Meant that.- Kait.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44- What's up?- Cool shades.- You know.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Well, we'd better get back.

0:10:48 > 0:10:53We'll leave you two to untangle the branches of your family tree.

0:10:53 > 0:10:58Wait, Kaitlin! Wait!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Call me if you need anything.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02I don't have any signal. How can I call you?

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Just go to the top tower.

0:11:03 > 0:11:04Can I get signal there?

0:11:04 > 0:11:10No, but if you open the window and really, really shout, "Kaitlin!"

0:11:10 > 0:11:14- Your voice should just about carry to the village.- Bye!

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Right.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19SMASHING GLASS Meant that!

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Jimmy, do your family really want you living

0:11:27 > 0:11:30all the way out here in this big, old castle?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Well, you're my family.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33But we don't even know each other.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36How is this going to work, us living together?

0:11:36 > 0:11:37If you really don't like it,

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- I'm sure you've got a place to go back to.- Don't know about that.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44My parents just sold the house to go around the world with my brother.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46I'm not entirely sure where home is any more.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Sounds like this place came along just at the right time, then.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Just look at that view. It's proper high-def.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56Yeah, probably because it's real but, yeah, we're really lucky.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Yeah.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Ow! What was that for?

0:12:02 > 0:12:04There's only so much gazing at landscapes

0:12:04 > 0:12:07I can do before boredom sets in. Time to have some fun.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Wait, Jimmy! Stop!- What is it?

0:12:21 > 0:12:24These look like bills. By the looks of things,

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Auntie Marjorie owed a lot of people a lot of money.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29So what? She's not here any more. End of problem.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Not for us. We inherited the castle so we inherit the debts.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Meaning?- Meaning if we can't pay these off,

0:12:35 > 0:12:37- we're going to have to sell the castle.- What?

0:12:37 > 0:12:41DISSONANCE

0:12:50 > 0:12:53This is a nightmare!

0:12:56 > 0:13:02You! Where did you disappear to earlier?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Pan inspection.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10My lady, I'm not great with crowds of people.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Please accept my apology.

0:13:15 > 0:13:20- Did you change your hair?- No. How are you finding your castle?

0:13:20 > 0:13:24- Stressful.- It sounds like you might need a friend.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Yeah, maybe. It'd be nice to have someone to hang out with.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Someone my own age.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Yes, your age. Of course I am your age.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Or just the tiniest bit older.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Dani?

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Ooh! I can introduce you to Kait!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Castlewarming present.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43- Wow, did you make this?- Nah.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47Found it by the bins behind the back of the village bakery.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48Joking!

0:13:48 > 0:13:50How's everything going?

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Oh, sorry. I've been mucking out Prince William.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56You've been mucking out Prince William?

0:13:56 > 0:13:59MUSIC: "Rule, Britannia!"

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Oh, your horse!

0:14:04 > 0:14:08Yeah. It's just mud, though. Probably.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Forget it. The state of these floors, it hardly matters.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Anyway, let me introduce you to... He's done it again!

0:14:15 > 0:14:19Let me guess - your magically disappearing art historian?

0:14:19 > 0:14:22- He's real!- Harry Houdini, the master illusionist,

0:14:22 > 0:14:25believed that the dead could contact the living.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- So do I.- Here we go again.

0:14:27 > 0:14:31This place is haunted. That's why your art fella keeps going "paf!"

0:14:31 > 0:14:34CLANKING

0:14:39 > 0:14:43Ghost! An actual ghost! Please tell me you can see that!

0:14:43 > 0:14:47I see it, but I refuse to believe it.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Told you!

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Begone, spirit!

0:14:52 > 0:14:53LAUGHTER

0:14:56 > 0:14:59"Begone, spirit?" Are you serious?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02You actually thought I was a ghost?

0:15:02 > 0:15:04I think you're an idiot. I knew it wasn't a ghost.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09I hate you already, and I don't even know you.

0:15:09 > 0:15:14- Jimmy, what are you doing? - Welcome to Medieval Land!

0:15:14 > 0:15:17- I'm sorry?- That's how we pay off Marjorie's bills.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20We turn this place into a medieval theme park.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24Awesome! I could put on magic shows with a medieval torture theme!

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Ladies and gentlemen, I need a volunteer

0:15:26 > 0:15:28to strap into these thumbscrews.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Yeah! And we could have a rollercoaster called the Mega Joust!

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Oh, and a medical centre for people who need treatment

0:15:34 > 0:15:38because they keep coming up with ludicrously over-the-top ideas!

0:15:38 > 0:15:43Look! Jimmy, I hate to say it, but it'll be easier

0:15:43 > 0:15:47if we sell this place and clear off the debts.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50I'm not selling my home, Dani, and neither are you. End of story.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52I'm out of here.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Take your time.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02I'm going as fast as I can! This armour's cutting me in half!

0:16:04 > 0:16:06CLATTERING

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Meant that!

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Could someone give me a hand getting out of this, please?

0:16:15 > 0:16:18That guy. He was definitely here.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23You really think this place is haunted?

0:16:23 > 0:16:27I can feel it. A magician has a sense of these things.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30I mean, there are sightings going back hundreds of years.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32I've moved around a lot, mate.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Can't say I've seen too much evidence that ghosts actually exist.

0:16:35 > 0:16:39There's a book around here on the history of the castle's hauntings.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41A-ha!

0:16:43 > 0:16:47So... Jimmy? Jimmy!

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Who's a pretty boy?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27CREEPY LAUGHTER

0:17:32 > 0:17:35SINISTER SQUEAKING

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Now, Jimmy, don't be a coward.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40There's no such thing as...

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Boo.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44HE SCREAMS

0:17:47 > 0:17:49I always wanted to say that.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51I thought we agreed to befriend the humans?

0:17:51 > 0:17:55Exploring a creepy secret passageway on his own?

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Come on. He was asking for it!

0:18:03 > 0:18:05I wish they'd just leave!

0:18:05 > 0:18:07She truly is so pretty.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13- Did I say that out loud? - You've got a crush, haven't you?

0:18:13 > 0:18:17You've gone and got yourself a crush on a human.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19This is why you wanted to be friends!

0:18:19 > 0:18:23- Nothing's happened!- I'm going to make sure it doesn't.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26You're a 250-year-old dead ghost. And she's, well...not!

0:18:26 > 0:18:30Never going to work, Gabe. It's just going to cause trouble.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Enough of this being friends business. It's time to do it my way.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36It's time we got scary. Real scary!

0:18:37 > 0:18:41Hello. Hi! Yeah, yeah, it's Dani.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44I've managed to find the one spot of signal in the castle.

0:18:44 > 0:18:49Yeah, everything's fine! Yeah, OK, it hasn't quite gone as expected.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52It's just things are a little bit stressful

0:18:52 > 0:18:55and there's this guy who keeps dis... Hello?

0:18:55 > 0:18:59Hello? I give up!

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Right. Time to get to work.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36GHOSTLY WAIL

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Leaaaaave!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Sister, wait!

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Leeeeeeave this place! Leeeeeeave!

0:19:44 > 0:19:45Sister, enough!

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Who are you and what are you doing in my room?

0:19:50 > 0:19:54We are spirits. Lost souls! Leave our hoooooome!

0:19:54 > 0:19:56You again! Right, I want some answers.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Why do you keep disappearing?

0:19:58 > 0:20:01- Because he's a ghost, you foolish human!- He's a ghost?

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Right, what are you supposed to be - a munchkin?

0:20:04 > 0:20:08Did Jimmy put you up to this? Right, that's it. I've had enough.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13How dare she not be scared of me!

0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Listen, you!- Ever heard of knocking?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21What's with all the garlic?

0:20:21 > 0:20:25It keeps vampires away. Thought it might work with ghosts, too.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27You won't believe what I just saw.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30There are no ghosts. Just you playing stupid tricks.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Who were those people? - What are you on about?

0:20:32 > 0:20:35The girl and the cute scary boy. They're friends of yours.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37- So you've seen them as well! - I want answers.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Are you scaring me off so you can have this place to yourself?

0:20:40 > 0:20:42- No. Never!- My lady.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44- SHE SCREAMS - Listen to me. I'm sorry.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Don't listen to him and he's not sorry.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53You are ghosts!

0:20:53 > 0:20:55- Now she believes me!- Boo.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58THEY SCREAM

0:20:58 > 0:21:02Face it, you've always been rubbish with girls.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09You were up all night?

0:21:09 > 0:21:11We weren't going to bed, not after what we saw.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15Are you sure you didn't just have a really vivid dream?

0:21:15 > 0:21:19What, we both had the exact same dream at the exact same time?

0:21:19 > 0:21:23May I take this opportunity to say to you all, "I told you so."

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Leo, you seem to be the resident ghost expert around here -

0:21:26 > 0:21:27how do we get rid of them?

0:21:27 > 0:21:30How can he be an expert on something that doesn't exist?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Wait, why do you want to get rid of them?

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Because they're ghosts and they're creepy.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37- This is their home, too. - You've changed your tune.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Last night you were all "aaaaahh!" - No, I wasn't.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42HE SCREAMS

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Wish I'd seen that.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47That was before I knew they were family. Well, mostly before.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51They're not our family. They're our distant, dead ancestors.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53We'll never be able to sell this place

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- if it's infested with dead people. - But we're not going to sell.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00We've got no choice. We're going to have to.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03So, Leo, What did your Houdini guy know about getting rid of ghosts?

0:22:03 > 0:22:07- Don't know, Dani. I'm with Jimmy on this one.- Ha!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09I'm not sure it's right to just get rid of them.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Leo.- Think of what they could teach us.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- This is a rare opportunity... - Leo, if you don't help Dani

0:22:15 > 0:22:18with her imaginary ghost problem,

0:22:18 > 0:22:21I'll tell dad where you hid those banned stage pyrotechnics.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24This book contains instructions for casting a banishing spell,

0:22:24 > 0:22:28- but we'll need a few things. - Whatever it takes.- What?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31No! I'm going to speak to this Gabe and Esme

0:22:31 > 0:22:34and make you realise you've no right to sell their home.

0:22:36 > 0:22:41All right, Jimmy. Let's go speak to the scary ghosts.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Swaggerlicious.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Right, you two. Let's bust these ghosts out of my castle.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50You're going to need this.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52And after that,

0:22:52 > 0:22:56we can get rid of all the other imaginary things that live here!

0:22:56 > 0:22:58SHE CACKLES

0:22:58 > 0:22:59Clear off.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05I really thought I could reach out to her.

0:23:05 > 0:23:10Ghosts and humans just don't mix. We're like chalk and cheese.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14Cats and dogs. Fireworks and...harpsichords.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Be glad they're gone.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Spectrus corporeal umbilicus

0:23:20 > 0:23:24Severus Snapius JK Rowlingus.

0:23:24 > 0:23:25THUNDER CRACKS

0:23:25 > 0:23:28I can't believe this is actually working.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Yeah, whoo-hoo! Tell me when it's over.

0:23:34 > 0:23:40Gabe? Esme? Are you in here? I'm here to help.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Dani's trying to banish you from the castle with some kind of spell.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46She wants you out of the castle so she can sell it.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48She wants to sell our home?

0:23:48 > 0:23:51- You were only hiding behind a chair? - Where did you think we'd gone?

0:23:51 > 0:23:54I thought you were invisible. Anyway, if you talk to Dani,

0:23:54 > 0:23:58show her she's nothing to be afraid of, she might change her mind.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01And how do we know this isn't just a trick?

0:24:01 > 0:24:06Because I'm on your side. We are family.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08What's wrong, brother?

0:24:08 > 0:24:11I...don't know.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Gabe! Esme! I'm coming!

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Ghosts! It's the ghosts! They're really real!

0:24:20 > 0:24:24- See, Kait?- My lady, please! Don't do this to us!

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Spectrus corporeal umbilicus...

0:24:29 > 0:24:32- Dani! I don't think we should do this!- Leave us alone!

0:24:32 > 0:24:35- I want you out of our home! - It's our home, too!

0:24:35 > 0:24:38You lied to me, Gabe. I thought you were a person.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41- I am a person. - I mean a living person!

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Spectrus corporeal umbilicus! Begone!

0:24:44 > 0:24:48My lady, please! I thought you wanted us to be friends!

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Spare us!

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Once we're gone, we're gone for ever.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Gabe.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08OK. I won't banish you.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Thank you, my lady.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17Yeah, thank you for trying to wipe us out of existence.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20Dani, stop! You have to stop! They're harmless!

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Oh, you HAVE stopped.

0:25:24 > 0:25:28You really scared me, but I guess I don't want you gone.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31So we're all going to live together? Ghosts and humans?

0:25:31 > 0:25:34- Under the same roof?- I suppose.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Only if you promise not to sell our home.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37Well, I can't promise that.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39We've got debts that we need to clear.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Let's work out how to do that together.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44- That's what families do, don't they? - We're distant family.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Really, really distant family.

0:25:46 > 0:25:52So distant it's as if we aren't related at all, so, you know...

0:25:52 > 0:25:56OK, why don't we put our heads together and come up with a plan?

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Swaggerlicious!

0:25:58 > 0:26:01So, Kait, how are you feeling now that I, Leo the Magnificent,

0:26:01 > 0:26:05have proven without question that ghosts are real?

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Kait?

0:26:09 > 0:26:13Kait, are you OK?!

0:26:15 > 0:26:19Oops. Looks like somebody just had their entire reality blown apart.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21I'm sure she'll get used to the idea.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24So long as there's no more of you guys hanging around.

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