Bogmoor Birthday

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0:00:42 > 0:00:44I declare this castle meeting open.

0:00:44 > 0:00:49I think we all know what the first order of business should be?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Guys, I know exactly what you're about to say.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54We have to evict those pigeons from the downstairs loo.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58The only reason we have pigeons is because of your filthy habits!

0:00:58 > 0:01:01There is absolutely no proof that any of that is my fault.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Jimmy, you're turning this castle into a total dump. OK,

0:01:04 > 0:01:07even more of a total dump, but it has to stop!

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Yesterday, I found an old sock in the bread bin.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15- A used hanky in the library. - A half-eaten burger in the sink!

0:01:15 > 0:01:18We have ghosts. Let's face it, some of them

0:01:18 > 0:01:20have been known to prank...

0:01:20 > 0:01:25Hello? I'm a professional ghost-slash-terrifying presence?

0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Like I'd waste my time on dirty dishes!- We all know it's you, Jimmy.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30And we've all agreed that you have to clean

0:01:30 > 0:01:34the castle from top to bottom. Sweeping, dusting and wiping.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- By the end of today. No excuses!- Excuses?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39I live to clean!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42There's no way he's going to spend a whole day tidying!

0:01:42 > 0:01:45You want a clean castle? I'll give you a clean castle!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Esme, Jimmy's a gentleman!

0:01:48 > 0:01:52- He's given his word and I have every faith in him.- Thanks, Gabe.

0:01:52 > 0:01:58- Never going to happen.- Hey! This time I'm serious.- There, see.

0:01:58 > 0:02:04- We WILL see. - Hiya.- Kaitlin! Muddy puddles.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07You're turning this place into a right dump!

0:02:07 > 0:02:11You took Prince William for a ride around the field again, didn't you?

0:02:11 > 0:02:15- He doesn't throw me off deliberately. He just...- Hates anyone riding him?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Enjoys seeing you suffer?

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Is the worst-tempered horse in the whole world?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23What are you talking about? Wills is a total sweetheart!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Will, will you please just...

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Well, it's not his fault! How would you react if no-one liked you?

0:02:39 > 0:02:43- We would like him, if he wasn't so horrible.- Face it, Kait.

0:02:43 > 0:02:48- That horse is a monster!- Totally. - Definitely!- Absolutely!

0:02:50 > 0:02:53The rest of you I expected this from, but you!

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Do I make fun of television or fashion or any of your hobbies?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00I thought you were my best friend!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Let's see Jimmy try and tidy all this up.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15He'll never catch all that dust with some lame duster!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Let me get this straight.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20You're going round the castle, making the whole thing even

0:03:20 > 0:03:23more untidy, just to make Jimmy's life harder?

0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Yep. That about sums it up.- OK!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Hey, look, I'm really sorry

0:03:38 > 0:03:42we were really hard on Prince William.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Come on, Kait, Prince William's not that bad.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50He has a really shiny mane?

0:03:52 > 0:03:56That's due to the conditioning treatment I use on him once a week.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59What happened to your hand?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Oh, I went out to tell him what everyone said. Did not go well.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06I wish people could see him like I do.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Maybe if more people believed in him then he'd start to win rosettes

0:04:09 > 0:04:13instead of bite or kick or blow snot in people's faces.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- As if that's ever going to happen. - Well, maybe.

0:04:17 > 0:04:22- I mean, there must be a way, right? - Like what?- Hey, we're best friends.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25You want the world to see your version of Prince William

0:04:25 > 0:04:26and I am going to make it happen.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Somehow... Does he really blow snot in people's faces?

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Yeah, but it's not that bad when you learn to keep your hood up

0:04:33 > 0:04:34and wear a balaclava.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46And after I promised the others you were as good as your word!

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Look, I've tried! I'm not made for tidying!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53I'm made for spilling things and playing video games!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Sorry, Jimmy, but we all have to do our bit.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Why should you get away with doing nothing?

0:04:58 > 0:05:02It's not as if it's Christmas, or your birthday or something.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- It is my birthday!- What?!- Yep.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Today, anniversary of my birth.

0:05:08 > 0:05:13- Didn't I mention this before? - It isn't, is it?!

0:05:13 > 0:05:17And you all forgot. Poor, unloved me.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Allow me. Birthday boy.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Kait, you will never guess what?!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Well, aren't you going to guess? - Why?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30You said I'd never be able to.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Prince William is going to be the Horse Of The Week

0:05:32 > 0:05:34on Bogmoor News today!

0:05:34 > 0:05:38But they told me to get lost when I suggested Prince William be co-host!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40What did you say to them?

0:05:40 > 0:05:45Let Prince William on your programme or Pongo gets it!

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Pathetic.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56No big deal. I used to be a soap opera actress, remember.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58So I have got a little bit of juice with the media.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01This is amazing! Thank you so much.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Excuse me, ladies.- Hi, Gabe.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06When people see Prince William on the telly,

0:06:06 > 0:06:09they're going to love him just as much as I do!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Your horse is finally on the road to redemption.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Which makes a change from being in the road, blocking traffic!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Oh, there's a journalist coming over to give you an interview,

0:06:17 > 0:06:19so be ready to big up Prince William.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22No problem. I've got loads of great stories to tell him.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Oh, I could tell him about the time

0:06:24 > 0:06:27he chased those schoolkids seven miles.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Or I could tell him about the time

0:06:29 > 0:06:31when he ate the gardener's best wig...

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Oh, or what about the time

0:06:33 > 0:06:35when it was Prince William's first gymkhana?

0:06:35 > 0:06:38You mean when he didn't jump over a single fence?

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- And kicked over the cake stall? - So he doesn't like cake.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43He's a healthy eater!

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Maybe when the journalist gets here

0:06:44 > 0:06:47you should concentrate on more positive stories.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Those were positive stories! Weren't you listening?

0:06:50 > 0:06:54- Well, maybe you should let me give you a spot of media training.- Why?

0:06:54 > 0:06:59She asks the questions, I give her the answers. No problemo!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02But I could just give you a few tips to help you present

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Prince William in the best light.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Sure, if you think it'd help.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Anything to help me spread the news about the best horse in Ireland!

0:07:09 > 0:07:10By the time I'm finished with you,

0:07:10 > 0:07:12you'll be so good at giving interviews

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Prince William will sound like... Well, like Prince William.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Whoops! Oh, no.- Don't worry about it,

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Jimmy!- You can't call poor Jimmy to clean this up!

0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Not on his birthday! - BOTH: Birthday?!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Esme! I cannot believe you!

0:07:35 > 0:07:38You're creating more work for poor Jimmy?!

0:07:38 > 0:07:42OK, first of all, he deserves it.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44And second of all, why can't you believe it?

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- This is something I would totally do. - Wow.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51No-one's cleaned in here for a while.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Someone should really get on that. - Good news!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55As it's your birthday, Esme and Leo

0:07:55 > 0:07:59have offered to spend the day attending to your every need.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- They have?- We have?- We have?!

0:08:02 > 0:08:06Unless they want me to tell Dani and Kaitlin what they've been up to...

0:08:07 > 0:08:12- Yes. - Well played, brother. Well played.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Please take a seat, Master Jimmy.

0:08:15 > 0:08:20- You deserve to be spoiled. I got you this for starters.- A milkshake?

0:08:20 > 0:08:25Yep, a fruity milkshake with all the fruit strained out

0:08:25 > 0:08:28and topped up with sugar.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Almost no nutritional value whatsoever!

0:08:30 > 0:08:33One of you peel Jimmy some grapes.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Why can't you just eat the grapes with the skin on like normal people?

0:08:37 > 0:08:41I would but it's my birthday. Refill?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Would you like some peanuts with your beverage this time?

0:08:45 > 0:08:51- You know what? Yeah, I would!- Esme? Peanuts? Chop chop.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Is it just me or does this whole birthday thing

0:08:59 > 0:09:01- sound a bit convenient? - Nah, it's just you.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08- Ready.- Yep.- Kaitlin?

0:09:08 > 0:09:12- Natasha from Bogmoor News. - Hello, Natasha from Bogmoor News.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Lovely to meet you. Take a seat.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16I'd like to tell you a little bit about my horse.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20- A pleasant creature, is he? - Definitely! Super-friendly.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Although some people don't really like the horse

0:09:22 > 0:09:25eating at the dinner table, but what do they know?

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Yeah, it's probably best to avoid that whole area.- OK, will do!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Well, Prince William is a very clever horse.- Really?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Do tell me more.

0:09:34 > 0:09:40- Oh, yeah, he goes to school.- He goes to school?- Well, he's been caught

0:09:40 > 0:09:42breaking into the local school more than once.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46- Kait! You can't say that!- Why not? He has a thirst for knowledge!

0:09:46 > 0:09:49We both know he was aiming for the canteen.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Look, please just don't tell any of these stories.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53You want Prince William to be loved, don't you?

0:09:53 > 0:09:57I've heard all these stories and I still love him.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Why don't you tell her a nice neutral story that doesn't have any

0:10:00 > 0:10:02incriminating details?

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Still don't know what's wrong with any of the other stories,

0:10:05 > 0:10:06but all right.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09See, the thing about Prince William is, he's a fantastic friend.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Always there when I need him,

0:10:11 > 0:10:13and there to cheer me up when I'm down.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17That's perfect! Now just relax, lean back.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Just act like you don't care.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23THUD

0:10:23 > 0:10:25I think that might be too relaxed.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27BANGING

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- That must be the reporter!- Yay!- Yay?

0:10:30 > 0:10:34- What, you really think you're ready for this?- Well, why not?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36This is about Prince William, not me.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Besides, what are the chances I'd fall off my chair a second time?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41THUD

0:10:50 > 0:10:52WHALE MUSIC PLAYS

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- You like?- Yeah!

0:10:54 > 0:10:58I'd never considered having a beauty routine before,

0:10:58 > 0:11:00- this is well relaxing! - Good.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02What's going on?

0:11:02 > 0:11:05What happened to the lovely whale noises?!

0:11:05 > 0:11:07So, it's your birthday, is it?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09- What star sign are you?- Um...

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- What age were you three years ago? - I know this one...

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Which celebrity shares your birthday? - Justin Bieber?- No, Carly Rae Jepsen!

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Ha! I knew it wasn't your birthday?- Is so!

0:11:18 > 0:11:20I wouldn't lie about something like that.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Especially just to get out of cleaning the castle. Oops.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Please don't tell anyone!

0:11:25 > 0:11:30- Gabe'll be really upset. - Fine, I'll keep it to myself.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33On one condition.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Keep juggling. The producers of Living People Do The Funniest Things

0:11:42 > 0:11:45are going to lap this up! Smile.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Do we really have to bake Jimmy a

0:11:50 > 0:11:53seven-tier super-deluxe chocolate birthday gateau?

0:11:54 > 0:11:58- Yes!- I feel terrible for having such a go at him this morning.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02- Why didn't he just tell us? - Too shy.- Jimmy?

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Too loud, too annoying, and too dirty I understand, but too shy?

0:12:06 > 0:12:10You know how much it means to him to be living with family at last.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12How would you feel if we forgot your special day?

0:12:12 > 0:12:17OK. One super-deluxe chocolate birthday gateau coming right up.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20It worked!

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Soon the whole world will see how amazing Prince William really is!

0:12:27 > 0:12:30And here we are with the owner of Prince William, the self-proclaimed

0:12:30 > 0:12:33best horse in Ireland. Kaitlin, tell us a bit about him.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35This is my bit! This is my bit!

0:12:35 > 0:12:38It doesn't matter which race Prince William enters,

0:12:38 > 0:12:40he's always the best one of the bunch.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Even though he's never won a single one.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46'He's kind and loving, he's always joking around.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49'This one time he ate this lady's hat and she was really angry

0:12:49 > 0:12:51'until she turned around and saw his lovely face.'

0:12:51 > 0:12:53That was Mrs Boyd from the bakery.

0:12:53 > 0:12:58She started crying, called him a horse goblin and then ran away.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Well, you know what they say, love is blind.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03'He's worth millions to me. Ever since I found him

0:13:03 > 0:13:06'wandering around in that field, we've been inseparable.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09'I can't imagine anybody finding a better horse than my Wills!'

0:13:09 > 0:13:12'And with that, it's back to the studio.'

0:13:12 > 0:13:16See! I told you it would work.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Although it is a bit weird they didn't use

0:13:18 > 0:13:20more of the stories I told them.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- I mean, I went on for hours. - Yeah, weird.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25But everyone can see how much he means to you

0:13:25 > 0:13:27and that's the most important thing.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31- Well done, Kait.- And well done, Prince William.- Yeah. Him too.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- ALL: Happy birthday! - Right! Cos it's my birthday!

0:13:38 > 0:13:41I totally know about that. Oh, this is for you.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Someone from the village said they want to take

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Prince William out for a ride.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50Finally! Prince William getting the recognition he deserves!

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Does anyone else think we're going to have

0:13:52 > 0:13:54a lot of trampled villagers on our hands?

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Where are you all going? I recorded it!

0:14:00 > 0:14:02So we can watch it over and over again.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Yay(!)

0:14:05 > 0:14:08And this is the part where the journalist says my name!

0:14:09 > 0:14:13- '..best horse in Ireland. Kaitlin, tell us a bit about it.'- We know!

0:14:13 > 0:14:19- You've showed it to us 50 times already!- Please stop. I beg of you.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21BANG ON DOOR Ooh, I'll get it.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25It'll probably be some fans to see the best horse in Ireland!

0:14:25 > 0:14:29'He's kind and loving and he's always joking around.'

0:14:29 > 0:14:34- You're Kaitlin, aren't ya? - I sure am.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39- Fantastic, I couldn't believe it when I saw you on the news!- I know.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Pretty impressive, huh?

0:14:41 > 0:14:44After Freddie ran off, I didn't think I'd ever see him again.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48I looked everywhere and just when I'd given up, there he was!

0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Wait. Freddie?- Freddie. My horse.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55The horse you've been calling Prince William.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57I'd really like him back, please.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04I should be clear that I don't usually spend my time chillaxing.

0:15:04 > 0:15:09- It's just it is my birthday. - Happy birthday.- Thanks.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Everyone's making a pretty big deal of it.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15- Lucky you. Your friends must really like you.- Yeah, they do right now.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I just hope they don't find out anything

0:15:17 > 0:15:19that may change their opinion of me.

0:15:19 > 0:15:24Oh, when they find out what I've done, they're going to fling me out.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Waaaaaa!

0:15:26 > 0:15:31Something tells me you're not been entirely honest about something.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33It's not really my birthday.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35- SIGHS:- That felt good to say!

0:15:38 > 0:15:39I don't believe this.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42He's sat there, in the library, wanting his horse back.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46- What am I going to do?- Don't worry, Kait, we've got this one.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Our mission, should we choose to accept it -

0:15:48 > 0:15:50and you all will accept it -

0:15:50 > 0:15:54is to find a way to keep Prince William at Bogmoor.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57What if we don't WANT to do it?

0:15:57 > 0:16:00OK. Question withdrawn.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03There's no way this joker is Prince William's real owner,

0:16:03 > 0:16:05we just need to prove it!

0:16:05 > 0:16:11Actually, I didn't exactly pay money for Wills. I sort of just found him?

0:16:11 > 0:16:15- You found him? - And you actually kept him?!

0:16:15 > 0:16:19So for all we know Prince William could be his horse?

0:16:19 > 0:16:22It was two years ago! I tried to find the owner, I swear.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27I put up posters, nobody ever phoned!

0:16:27 > 0:16:29I thought nobody wanted him except me.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Like, maybe he was meant to be my horse.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Do you think that maybe this could be a good thing?- How?

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Well, think about it. Give Wills to the owner

0:16:38 > 0:16:42and get a new horse that jumps fences and doesn't bite people.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46I don't want another horse. I want Prince William.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50OK, well, that settles it. We fight. We'll do whatever we have to do.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57The pressure of keeping up the con was killing me!

0:16:57 > 0:16:59- HE LAUGHS - Classic mistake.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01You gotta leave your guilt at home, buddy.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05- Do you want to know the best way to get away with a con?- Umm... OK.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09I hear you gotta pick the target. Come up with a plan.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Then really, really go for it.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16You seem to know an awful lot about conning people.

0:17:16 > 0:17:23What? No! Con people? Make a fast, easy buck? Me? Never.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Whose friend did you say you were? - I didn't.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Come on, people, we need ideas.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Nothing can be too crazy or too stupid.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37We could hide Prince William so the real owner can't find him.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41I could hypnotise the real owner into thinking he's a toad.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43OK, so you can come up with a few ideas

0:17:43 > 0:17:45that are too crazy and too stupid.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47I was thinking more along the lines of

0:17:47 > 0:17:50getting the police involved or going to court.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53No problem. If it comes to it, I can trick the police

0:17:53 > 0:17:56and the judge into thinking they're toads too.

0:17:56 > 0:18:01- The police? Court? No. No way. - This is serious, Kait.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04If Prince William really does belong to that bloke,

0:18:04 > 0:18:06we might have to give him back.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10And I really appreciate all this, but what if the reason

0:18:10 > 0:18:14Prince William's so badly behaved is because he's missing his real home?

0:18:15 > 0:18:19- Maybe he's been unhappy at Bogmoor all this time.- Come on!

0:18:19 > 0:18:23Prince William loves you, anyone can see that!

0:18:23 > 0:18:27OK, no-one can see that. But that's not a reason to give up!

0:18:27 > 0:18:30And I'm not, but I love Prince William

0:18:30 > 0:18:33and I just want him to be happy.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36I only want to keep him if he wants to stay.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Is it OK if we go and see Freddie now?

0:18:44 > 0:18:48I've missed him so much, the thought of spending any longer apart...

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Kait's willing to give you your horse back.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56- No police, no court, you can just take him today.- Really?

0:18:56 > 0:18:58On one condition.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02That you can prove to me that Prince William loves you and he wants to go.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06He's a horse! All he knows is walk, eat and jump.

0:19:06 > 0:19:07More like stop, throw and spit.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13If you can show me that Prince William loves you, you win.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17- But if not... - We fight. Whatever it takes.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21Seems like it's up to Prince William then. Lead the way...

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- So we just see who he goes to?- Yep.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36What if he bolts away from you both and makes a run for the sea?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38It's happened before.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Contestants, take your places.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Let me see!

0:19:52 > 0:19:56Wait a second. I don't care who keeps the horse!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03- Ready?- Ready.- Ready.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12- Come on, Prince William! - Come on, horsie!

0:20:12 > 0:20:13Come to Daddy.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Go to Kaitlin, you daft horse!

0:20:18 > 0:20:20I'm winning.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26Come on, horsie, come to Daddy.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28You can do it.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Come on, Prince William, come on.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34- Good boy!- No!

0:20:40 > 0:20:43'You've got to pick the target. Come up with a plan

0:20:43 > 0:20:45'then really, really go for it.'

0:20:46 > 0:20:48This is all a big con!

0:20:50 > 0:20:53This is it, old friend.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55We've had some good times, haven't we?

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Like that time you threw me off into the bog.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01And that other time you threw me off into the bog.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05And what about that time in the bog where you threw me off?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14I'll miss you, Prince William.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16HORSE WHINNIES

0:21:29 > 0:21:32You, mate, are going to make my fortune.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35We're going to enter you in every race we can, you'll win them all.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38We'll hire you out for kiddies' parties,

0:21:38 > 0:21:41get paid a mint, get a load of free cake.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Come on, you daft horse.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46I'm so sorry, Kait.

0:21:46 > 0:21:51Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Prince William!

0:21:51 > 0:21:53You haven't let him go, have you?

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Jimmy, you're too late. Wills really did belong to that man.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59No, he didn't. You don't understand! Wayne's a crook!

0:21:59 > 0:22:00What are you talking about?

0:22:00 > 0:22:02And you are basing this on what exactly?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04He practically admitted it to me.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07The guy's a con man, I'm telling you!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09I know what you're trying to do, Jimmy.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12But Wills obviously loved Wayne. They were meant to be together.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14- HORSE NEIGHS - Save me!

0:22:14 > 0:22:19That horse is nuts. You, you said he was the best horse in Ireland!

0:22:19 > 0:22:23But he is a monster! All that stuff in the interview was guff!

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Nope. She actually believes all that.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27I thought I could make a mint from him.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Saw you saying you'd found him and took a chance.- You are a crook?!

0:22:34 > 0:22:38- And a cheat!- Uh-oh, it sounds like Wills is coming back for more.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Yes! I'm sorry! Now please help me! I'll do anything!

0:22:41 > 0:22:44- HOOVES APPROACHING - Getting closer.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46One thing you should know about Wills,

0:22:46 > 0:22:48when he takes a liking to someone...

0:22:48 > 0:22:50And by liking she means absolute hatred.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53..he just wants to be with them all the time.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55HORSE WHINNIES

0:22:58 > 0:23:03- Wills!- No! Get him away from me!

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Jimmy, please show Wayne off the castle grounds.

0:23:05 > 0:23:06My pleasure, cuz.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Or perhaps Prince William would like that pleasure.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21HE SCREAMS

0:23:29 > 0:23:31I can't believe you didn't tell me

0:23:31 > 0:23:33there was a real-life criminal in the castle!

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Do you know how hard they are to scare?!

0:23:35 > 0:23:38That would have been a challenge, even for me.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42- So Prince William stays exactly where he belongs!- Hang on a minute.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46You didn't tell us how you managed to find out what Wayne was up to.

0:23:46 > 0:23:51Well, I had a feeling that he was, you know, dodgy.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54You told us he practically admitted it.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Did I?- Yeah. I mean, he must have been pretty stupid

0:23:57 > 0:24:00- just to come out with it. - That's true.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03- Now you mention it... - Is it hot in here all of a sudden?

0:24:03 > 0:24:10- Jimmy, what's going on? - Well, um...- Oh, for goodness sake!

0:24:10 > 0:24:12It isn't really Jimmy's birthday.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14He lied to get out of cleaning the castle.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16I'm guessing Wayne only told you his secret

0:24:16 > 0:24:19because he thought you were a con man like him?

0:24:19 > 0:24:24I can't believe you, Jimmy! You made us all look like fools.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26And just to get out of a bit of cleaning!

0:24:26 > 0:24:29To think we nearly baked you a cake.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32If you think about it,

0:24:32 > 0:24:35I sort of made up for it by helping to save Prince William.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Didn't I?- You've really let us down.

0:24:41 > 0:24:47- I know, I want to make it up to you. Anything.- Anything?

0:24:47 > 0:24:52Anything at all. As long as you guys forgive me. Please.

0:24:53 > 0:24:57If it makes you feel any better, I don't really care what you did.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00You know what, for once, that does make me feel better.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04- Thank you, Esme. - You made us look like a fool.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07So we're going to make you look like a fool.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Prepare for some payback.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Is this really necessary? - ALL:- Yes!

0:25:20 > 0:25:23I want this castle sparkling by the time you're finished.

0:25:23 > 0:25:24No corner cutting!

0:25:24 > 0:25:28Pay particular attention to the custard in the cutlery drawer.

0:25:28 > 0:25:32And the gunk in the plughole.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36And the unidentified mould in the fridge.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Look, just before I do this,

0:25:41 > 0:25:45I want to say I'm sorry I made you all run after me,

0:25:45 > 0:25:48but it was the best birthday I've ever had mainly

0:25:48 > 0:25:51because I got to spend it with all of you, real or not.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Must be some dust in my eye.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01And on that note, good luck!

0:26:01 > 0:26:04What, you mean you're still going to make me clean it?!

0:26:04 > 0:26:06I think you're going to need this.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Living people really do do the funniest things!

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Oh, I hate dusting.

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