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0:00:22 > 0:00:25I still say the stage is no place for a young lady.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28I'm auditioning for a TV show, Gabe. Not a play.

0:00:28 > 0:00:32Lady Justice, feisty female lawyer who always gets her man.

0:00:32 > 0:00:36A female lawyer? What piffle!

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Sorry. I'm really going to miss you.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Promise to write? Every day?

0:00:41 > 0:00:45I'm only going to Belfast. I'll be back on Thursday.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Nevertheless, my afterlife shall seem empty and meaningless without you.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50I don't know what I'll do.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Write me a poem?

0:00:51 > 0:00:55A poem? Gadzooks! What a splendid idea.

0:00:55 > 0:00:56I shall start immediately.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00My heart is empty without you near

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Something, something, something dear?

0:01:03 > 0:01:04Clear? Fear?

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Bye, then.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09I'll miss you too(!)

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- Still here?- Just waiting for a cab.

0:01:12 > 0:01:17- Um, are you sure you're going to be all right on your own?- Of course.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Unless this place is haunted.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21All right, Lady Justice.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Just promise me you won't come up with any more stupid ideas.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28We still haven't finished re-plastering from the last one.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Chillax, Dani. The castle is in safe hands.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37I meant to do that.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- HORN BEEPS - Cab's here.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42I mean it, Jimmy. No indoor golf courses.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46No inflatable Sumo wrestling and no ball pit.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50A ball pit? That's a great idea! What could possibly go wrong with that?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Geronimo!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Hmm. Maybe not.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01I'm staying here. There is no way I can leave you on your own.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03I'm not going to do anything stupid.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05- You promise?- I promise. Now go,

0:02:05 > 0:02:08have fun and I'll see you when you get back.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12I love Jimmy but sometimes it's like having a toddler.

0:02:12 > 0:02:17And that's why you need a babysitter. Enter Scary Poppins.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Who?- Me! I've babysat every kid in Bogmoor.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Compared to them, Jimmy's small fry.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Thanks, Kait. That would be a massive help.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- It's going to cost you a tenner though.- What?!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32All right. £7.50. Mates' rates.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Make it a fiver.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Done.- Wish me luck!- Good luck.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44STRING TWANGS

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Were I a little bird

0:02:46 > 0:02:47I'd fly to thee

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Alas, I'm not

0:02:50 > 0:02:52My lady has left me...

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- When is she coming back?- Who?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Dani, your muse.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Oh. Right. Tuesday? Thursday? I can't remember.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04I'm counting down the hours

0:03:04 > 0:03:05To your return

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Seeing you again

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Is my only concern.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Oooh. A new friend request.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Lottie!- Who's Lottie?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Only the most popular girl in all of Bogmoor.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Well, was. I haven't seen her since we were alive.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Good thing too. She was a bad influence.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Just cos she was the ring leader of a notorious gang of troublemakers

0:03:28 > 0:03:30does not mean she was a bad influence.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Pah! They got up to all sorts of mischief.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Humming in church. Bunking off dance lessons to go apple scrumping.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- HE GASPS - Somebody call the police.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Apple scrumpers on the loose!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Only the most beautiful and well-to-do girls

0:03:43 > 0:03:45could join her gang.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Wait, and you were in it?

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Of course!

0:03:48 > 0:03:53Well, maybe not exactly...in it.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Esme was desperate to be part of the group but they never let her in.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Thank you, Gabe(!)

0:03:59 > 0:04:01I've had 250 years to get over it.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Not like it's been eating me up all this time.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08- Clearly.- But all that's about to change.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11I knew Lottie would see the potential in me.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Only took her a bit longer than I expected.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17What's quarter of a millennium between friends?

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Don't you have a poem you should be writing?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23My sister is foolish

0:04:23 > 0:04:25She thinks she knows best

0:04:25 > 0:04:28This girl she admires

0:04:28 > 0:04:30I loathe and detest.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Are you following me?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49No, no, no, no. Erm, I am...

0:04:49 > 0:04:52looking for a book on...

0:04:52 > 0:04:56erm, 16th-century Polish salt mines.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Well, now you've got it...- Yep.

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Off you go, then.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07You're spying on me! Admit it.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10OK, OK. But only cos I promised Dani I'd keep you out of trouble.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Nice to know my so-called friends trust me.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Well, give us one reason why we should.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19Because I made a promise to look after this place.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21I'm sorry, Jimmy. I'll leave you alone.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Thank you.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26What was that?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28A fly. Yep.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30- I got it.- No.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33On the front of the paper. There was something about the castle.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34What? Was there?

0:05:37 > 0:05:41"A new type of telecommunications dish is to be trialled in Bogmoor.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44"The 20-metre dish will be erected to the south side

0:05:44 > 0:05:47"of the village, totally obscuring the historic views."

0:05:47 > 0:05:50This is a disgrace.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51It's outrageous.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Or...

0:05:52 > 0:05:55- brilliant.- What?

0:05:55 > 0:06:01Think about it. Mobile reception, high-speed internet, hi-def TV...

0:06:01 > 0:06:03You?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05- You're behind all this! - Now, calm down.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08You promised you wouldn't do anything stupid.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Do you know how much they were going to pay me? Nothing stupid about that.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- I don't care. It'll wreck the views. - Only from outside the castle.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16You won't even see it from the inside.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Even for you, this is ridiculous. It's never going to happen, Jimmy.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21I'm not going to let it.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22This is none of your business.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26- This is my castle and it's my decision.- Oh, yeah?

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Well, let's see what Dani thinks of this little plan.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Why can I never get reception in here?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Maybe because there's no dish?

0:06:39 > 0:06:43And as long as I live in Bogmoor, that's the way it's going to stay.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Hey, Esme. Do you want to see my magic trick?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Pulling a rabbit from a hat. Ta-da!

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Anyone finds a rabbit, it's mine.

0:06:58 > 0:07:03- Lottie's calling! - Well, aren't you going to answer?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06I don't know. Maybe.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- I'll have to think about it. - Just answer.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Esme!- Lottie!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17So...you're dead.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21Isn't it a scream? I can't believe we can actually fly

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- and possess people. - You can do that?

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Can't you? Oh. Sorry.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29I guess I got lucky.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31So, how've you been?

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Not still living in that dingy old castle, are you?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Er...

0:07:37 > 0:07:40I just scared off my 200th family.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Had a big party to celebrate. Loads of friends so...

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Wow. Congratulations.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50There's this new private group I've set up on Ghostlybook.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54The Spectral Sisterhood. All very exclusive.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56So, I was wondering...

0:07:56 > 0:07:57do you want to join?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Me?!

0:07:59 > 0:08:00I'd love to!

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Flopsy? Here, girl.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04A human?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Lottie? Lottie?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Lottie?- Where's she gone?

0:08:10 > 0:08:14I don't know. Maybe you scared her.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Isn't she supposed to do that to me? - Lottie!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Flopsy!- Lottie!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23THEY CHANT: Five, six, seven, eight

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Save our views before it's too late

0:08:25 > 0:08:27One, two, three, four

0:08:27 > 0:08:29We don't want your eyesore

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Five, six, seven, eight

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Save our views

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Before it's too late...

0:08:34 > 0:08:35You've got too many syllables!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Shut up.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40One, two, three, four

0:08:40 > 0:08:42We don't want your eyesore.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45This your castle?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Yep. All mine.

0:08:47 > 0:08:52Then I just need you to sign here. And here.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Sounds like the locals are revolting.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Yep. Looks like it too. Hi, Kait.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Every resident of Bogmoor has signed this petition.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Not one person wants the dish.

0:09:03 > 0:09:0538 signatures. Wow(!)

0:09:05 > 0:09:07I don't think cows count.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10I demand you cease construction immediately.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Ignore her. This is my castle and my land.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Right.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Toby!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Reasoning with you hasn't worked

0:09:19 > 0:09:21and peaceful protest has had no effect.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23So, things have just got serious.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41If you want to put up that dish, you'll have to go through me.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Suit yourself. But we're not bringing it through there.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Have fun. I'm going to the Shovel Museum. You want to come?

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Oh, sorry. You can't. Shame. See you in a bit.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Leo!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Leo!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Like a beacon of love

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Like a beacon of...

0:10:13 > 0:10:15CHAINSAW WHIRRS

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Shut up!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19WHIRRING STOPS Thank you.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22The giant dish...

0:10:23 > 0:10:25That connects us all

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Like a beacon of love...

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Oh, why won't you call?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35A MAN'S VOICE: 'Testing? Testing?

0:10:35 > 0:10:39'Yep, we've got full connection. OK. we'll move on to the next place.'

0:10:42 > 0:10:44That was...weird.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47He's your friend?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Yeah, I've got loads of human friends.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Ghosts and humans cannot consort.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54I know, but these ones are different.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Why? Are they vampires?

0:10:56 > 0:11:00What? No. Vampires don't exist.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04- What kind of ghost can't even haunt her own castle?- I can!

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Prove it. Get rid of your human friends

0:11:08 > 0:11:11or kiss goodbye to The Spectral Sisterhood.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13You've one day to make up your mind.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Choose wisely.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Who'd have thought shovels would be so exciting?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Jimmy, before you go any further,

0:11:24 > 0:11:26I think there's something you need to know.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Ah, I know a lot of things.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31For example, do YOU know the difference between a shovel

0:11:31 > 0:11:35- and a spade?- Erm, no. But I'm sure it's really interesting.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Spades are used for digging and piercing

0:11:37 > 0:11:39whereas shovels are used for...

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Hang on. Where's the dish?

0:11:42 > 0:11:46- It's supposed to be right there. - OK. Before I tell you...

0:11:46 > 0:11:48are you carrying any sharp objects?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53It was supposed to be around the other side.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Wrong way up, mate.

0:11:59 > 0:12:00Oh.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Mm-hm.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Hang on. Is that thing covering Dani's bedroom window?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09What?!

0:12:14 > 0:12:17That dish totally covers her window! She's going to go ballistic.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20I'm sure she'll come round when she sees the advantages.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22There are advantages?

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Best reception in the castle!

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Plus, it's got rid of that nasty draught.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Oh, right. Well, that's OK then.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Yeah. I'm pleased. It makes it feel a lot more...

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Claustrophobic?

0:12:34 > 0:12:36..cosy. It's got a lot more...

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Gloom?

0:12:38 > 0:12:39..atmosphere.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41She's going to love it!

0:12:42 > 0:12:44No, she's not.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52This is actually great.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56I can play games, send texts, download music...

0:12:58 > 0:13:03- Something wrong?- Say there was a group you really wanted to join...

0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Yep. The Magic Circle.- OK. Say if you had to choose between

0:13:06 > 0:13:08the Magic Circle and your best friends.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12- What would you choose?- That's easy. I'd choose you.- Really?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Yeah. 'Course. No contest. You're my best mate.- Oh, Leo!

0:13:15 > 0:13:18- That really means a lot to me. - What's this all about anyway?

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Lottie gave me a choice.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26I can't join The Spectral Sisterhood unless I dump my human friends.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27And you had to think about that?

0:13:27 > 0:13:31I know. Sorry. Humans have never done anything to harm me.

0:13:31 > 0:13:32I don't know why I...

0:13:32 > 0:13:35- BEEPING - Esme, are you all right?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37A MAN'S VOICE: 'One Spicy Pepperoni,

0:13:37 > 0:13:41'one with extra onions and no evil little fish this time.'

0:13:41 > 0:13:43What was that?

0:13:43 > 0:13:46I don't know. I suddenly felt...

0:13:46 > 0:13:50'Seriously. She dumped him for some himbo with a fake tan

0:13:50 > 0:13:54'and really bad hair extensions. Never heard the like.'

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Something very strange is happening.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00I keep seeing furious-looking birds being catapulted

0:14:00 > 0:14:03towards precariously-balanced structures. Towards pigs.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- HE GASPS - What is it?

0:14:06 > 0:14:09I've got an idea, but I hope I'm wrong.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11ROBOTIC VOICE: 'At the third stroke, the time

0:14:11 > 0:14:15'sponsored by Kittylicks Wet Cat Meat will be...'

0:14:15 > 0:14:17I wasn't wrong. It's that dish.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20I think you're picking up mobile-phone signals.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- MOBILE RINGS - Hold on.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Hello?

0:14:25 > 0:14:27'This is an important message.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29'Have you ever had an accident at work?

0:14:29 > 0:14:33'If so, you could be entitled to thousands of pounds in compensation.'

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Go... Go away!

0:14:36 > 0:14:38We need to talk to Jimmy.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49Guys, this is awesome. Five gigabyte broadband.

0:14:49 > 0:14:514G mobile reception.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53That dish is on fire!

0:14:53 > 0:14:56It might well be if you don't take it down.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Gabe and Esme are picking up interference from the dish.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Don't be ridiculous.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03It's true. Call your answer-phone.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07'You have two new messages.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10'To listen to your messages, press one.'

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Very funny. Do you think I'm stupid? - Press one.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18'Hey mate, it's Luke. I was just eating a banana

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- 'and I suddenly thought, can fruit feel pain?'- Huh?!

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Exactly.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Dani's going to kill me.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Death will only bring you closer to me.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Right now, you don't want that to happen.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33MOBILE RINGS

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Hello?- Hi, Jimmy. You all right?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38WHISPERS: It's Dani. What am I going to do?

0:15:38 > 0:15:42- Lie, of course. - Jimmy? Are you all right?

0:15:42 > 0:15:46Hey, cuz! I'm just chilling with Leo.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49No massive dish-aster. I mean, disaster.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54- How's life in the big city? - Honestly? I can't wait to come home.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55No...

0:15:58 > 0:16:02..way. So, when do you think you'll be coming back?

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Tomorrow. I've got to go.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07No. Wait! You can't.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11I insist you get rid of that dish immediately.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13OK. OK. Just let me think.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Leo, you got any suggestions?

0:16:16 > 0:16:19I will now make that dish...

0:16:19 > 0:16:21dish-appear!

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Zambini!

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Worth a try.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35So, due to all the protests, I'm afraid you'll have to remove

0:16:35 > 0:16:38- that enormous dish off my castle. - I know. It's great, innit?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40All right. Laters.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43What do you mean, what protests? Didn't you get the petition?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Phone reception makes life so much easier.- What?!

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Something wrong?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Yes, something's wrong. That dish!

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Why?- It's completely wrecked the view from Dani's window.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Can't even see it in the village.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59But the protest? The petition?

0:16:59 > 0:17:03Oh. I threw that away. Everyone in Bogmoor is loving it.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06I even saw old Mrs Flanagan downloading apps on her smartphone

0:17:06 > 0:17:08and she's 82.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10You're supposed to be baby-sitting me.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- How could you let this happen? - You reap what you sow, city boy.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17Besides, think of the tourism. The Eiffel Tower,

0:17:17 > 0:17:19the London Eye and the Bogmoor Dish.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21The dish can Bogmoor-off!

0:17:21 > 0:17:24- It's my decision and I say it's going.- It's staying.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26What are you going to do? Chain yourself to the side of it?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28That's not a bad idea.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36This is War!

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Save our phones! Save our phones!

0:17:43 > 0:17:47Leave the Bogmoor Dish alone!

0:17:48 > 0:17:50I really need to work on that.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Esme! Esme?

0:17:54 > 0:17:57What are you doing?

0:17:57 > 0:18:01Trying to avoid the...wave things.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Jimmy's talking to the telecom company.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05He's promised that dish will be gone by tomorrow.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09It'd better be, or our friendship is deader than...me.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12I am trained to help which is why I have got this.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15- It should protect you from any interference.- Whoa!

0:18:15 > 0:18:18No. I'm not wearing that. I'll look like an idiot.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21No, you won't. Gabe? Show her.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31- See?- I think that proves my point.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33BEEPING

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Oh! My song downloaded.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39MUSIC PLAYS

0:18:47 > 0:18:48Sorry.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53You're on thin ice, human.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Uh-huh.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Good. Thanks.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05Don't say a word.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08- When are they removing it? - What's today?- Tuesday.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Wednesday, Thursday... Er, they're not.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13- What?!- I signed a contract. There's nothing I can do.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17You mean I'm stuck dressed like THIS for all of eternity?

0:19:17 > 0:19:20In about 50 years, you may be in fashion.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23That's it. You've had enough chances.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Lottie is right. Ghosts and humans just can't mix.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Our friendship is terminated.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34- Nice one, mate. - I just wanted an easy life.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37At least YOU'RE on my side.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Sorry, Jimmy. Not this time.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Conflict in the castle

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Everyone's sure they're right

0:19:47 > 0:19:48It looks as if we're heading

0:19:48 > 0:19:50For one great big massive fight.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Please, Esme. I'm sure we can work something out.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03This isn't fair. You can't blame me for Jimmy's mistakes.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Sorry. Gabe, did you say something?

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Why do I bother?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Actually, I know why I bother.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15It's cos you're my friend and that's what friends do.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Don't you think you're being a bit hard on him?

0:20:18 > 0:20:22Look what they've done to us. We're meant to be terrifying ghosts

0:20:22 > 0:20:25not clowns. Lottie opened my eyes.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27She's a true friend.

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Lottie isn't your friend.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Yes, she is. It says so right there.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35That doesn't mean anything. A friend is someone like Leo,

0:20:35 > 0:20:39someone who tries to help when you're in trouble.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41The only thing Lottie has ever done for you is tell you

0:20:41 > 0:20:45- what you can and can't do.- I expected you to take sides with the humans.

0:20:45 > 0:20:46Since you're in love with one.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50And you're my sister. Lottie wasn't your friend when you were alive.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54Now she's suddenly calling you and asking you to join her stupid group.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57- Why?- Why wouldn't she? - Perhaps you should ask her?

0:21:03 > 0:21:07- I thought you might like a cup of tea.- Thanks.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- I need your help.- Tough.- I don't think you realise how much trouble

0:21:19 > 0:21:23- we'll be in when Dani gets back. Both of us.- Too bad.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25I like the improved Wi-Fi.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28You got yourself into this mess, YOU can sort it out.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33It think it's a bit late for that.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34Why?

0:21:37 > 0:21:38Surprise!

0:21:41 > 0:21:43I've tried but they won't remove it.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46You have done some pretty stupid things in your time

0:21:46 > 0:21:49- but this one really does take the biscuit.- Told you so.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52And you! You were supposed to be looking after him.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54I was. I tried to stop him.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Liar. You wanted to keep it. - Look, I don't care who's to blame.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00I just want rid of it. It's right outside my bedroom window.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Dani! Welcome!

0:22:05 > 0:22:06I've finished your poem.

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Not the right time?

0:22:12 > 0:22:15How was your audition?

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Don't ask. I learned all those lines for nothing.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Turned out I wasn't up for the part of feisty female lawyer.

0:22:20 > 0:22:24I was auditioning for teenage trespasser number two.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26A non-speaking part.

0:22:26 > 0:22:27And I didn't even get that.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Why not?- I talked too much.

0:22:34 > 0:22:38- So, are you rid of the humans? - Not yet.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I have a question I want to ask you. We were good friends, weren't we?

0:22:41 > 0:22:46- The best!- And we always did things together?- Always.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Like that time when I fell off Dobbin

0:22:49 > 0:22:51and my leg was in a bandage for a week.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53I felt terrible for you.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56No, you didn't. Because I just made that up. It never happened.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59So? I forgot.

0:22:59 > 0:23:00What's this about?

0:23:00 > 0:23:04That's what I want to know. Why, after all these years,

0:23:04 > 0:23:07do you get in touch with me now? What do you want?

0:23:08 > 0:23:13I have to go. All... All my other friends are trying to call me.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Great. I'd love to speak to them. Put them on.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24- SHE SOBS: - I don't have any friends.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34- All right, love. Is your dad in? - My dad? Don't patronise me.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Oh. And don't call me love.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40It's just a bit technical, that's all. Not sure you'd understand.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43- What do YOU want?- We've been getting complaints about interference.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47People keep hearing some kind of weird musical poetry recitals

0:23:47 > 0:23:48during their phone calls

0:23:48 > 0:23:51so we're going to have to make a few arrangements.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Shouldn't take long.- Now, listen here. This is my castle too

0:23:54 > 0:23:55and you can speak to me

0:23:55 > 0:23:58and I want that dish removed right now.

0:23:58 > 0:24:02That dish isn't going anywhere. We've got a contract. See?

0:24:02 > 0:24:05So you'd better get used to it cos there's nothing you

0:24:05 > 0:24:07or anyone else can do about it, love.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13- Are you going to let him speak to you like that?- Nope.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Um, excuse me? I think you're forgetting one thing.

0:24:16 > 0:24:21Section two, subsection four of the Law of Property Act 1925

0:24:21 > 0:24:23clearly states that any contract must be signed by

0:24:23 > 0:24:28- all the proprietors of the registered freehold.- You what?

0:24:28 > 0:24:31This is my castle too and I haven't signed.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Oh, yeah.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36- You're right.- I am?!

0:24:36 > 0:24:38I mean, I am.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40OK, boys. Let's take it down.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42And don't call me love.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50That was brilliant. You were amazing.

0:24:50 > 0:24:51Guilty as charged.

0:24:51 > 0:24:55I don't suppose you could help me get off some library fines?

0:24:55 > 0:24:57- Don't push it.- All right.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01- Lottie made it all up?- Yep.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Turns out she had a massive row with her friends over a century ago

0:25:04 > 0:25:07and hasn't spoken to them, or anyone, since.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10But why was she trying to turn you against humans?

0:25:10 > 0:25:14Jealousy. Lottie lives in a giant castle all on her own.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17Whenever anyone moves in there, she tries to become friends

0:25:17 > 0:25:19but they just end up running away.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23It made me realise how lucky I was to have you guys.

0:25:23 > 0:25:29Even though you can be a little pain sometimes. Sorry, Leo.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32It's OK. Hey, but at least the dish has gone.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36Yeah. Thank goodness for that. Any more interference and I'd have...

0:25:36 > 0:25:39- DANI'S VOICE: - 'Taxi from Bogmoor High Street

0:25:39 > 0:25:40'to the station? My name's Dani.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42'Yep, I'm leaving for the city and never coming back.'

0:25:42 > 0:25:46Gadzooks! I must stop her immediately.

0:25:49 > 0:25:50That was evil.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Funny but so evil.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00And thus I sing to thee

0:26:00 > 0:26:02So sweetly

0:26:02 > 0:26:06Dani, you alone complete me.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Thank goodness it's over.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13That was beautiful, Gabe. I should go away more often.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15- No, please.- For all our sakes.

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