Aunt Marjorie

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0:00:21 > 0:00:23I cannot wait to see this again.

0:00:23 > 0:00:27Does that chap have to show his six-pack at every opportunity?

0:00:27 > 0:00:32I mean, me too, My Lady. The first 15 times just weren't enough.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Angry zombies, prepare to have your grumpy, mardy butts kicked!

0:00:35 > 0:00:38If this new one is as good as Undead Death Match 4, I'm going to explode!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40She can actually do that!

0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Go on, Esme. Show them! - Not this again.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49- What are you doing? - Er, I booked the TV.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Yeah, but you were late as usual,

0:00:51 > 0:00:53and we've already started watching this.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57- What? Stop it!- Gabe, you're going to miss the start.- Sorry.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Right, if I can't watch my films, then I'm just going to watch yours.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05With you.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Eugh, have you showered today?- Nope.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11You were busy in the bathroom, shaving your verrucas, remember?

0:01:11 > 0:01:14- I do not have verrucas. - Ssh, I'm watching this.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Guys, come on, we'll make room.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Get off.- I hate it when they do this.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22Bickering is so boring. Can't they just duel or something?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24You know, you can really tell Marjorie was wrong.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Because making us share this place was completely unreasonable.- As if.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29She only left you half the castle,

0:01:29 > 0:01:33and no-one said you had to live in it.

0:01:33 > 0:01:34- POLTERGEIST:- Ooohhh...

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Poltergeist. Run!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- POLTERGEIST:- Ooohhh...

0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Ah! Let's barricade ourselves into the kitchen.- Again?

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Ooohhh...

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Run?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Aaaaggggh! Oh!

0:01:51 > 0:01:52What?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59I am the ghost of Auntie Marjorie.

0:01:59 > 0:02:05Beware, your fighting places you in the greatest peril.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Are you sure you're Dani? You smell of horse.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10I'm not Dani.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Then why say you are? Silly child.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16Things are serious enough without you fibbing all over the place.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Wait, I didn't say I was... - What do you mean, serious?

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Well, Jimmy, that you and Dani are in horrible danger, of course.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Not Jimmy. Soz.- Well, who are you?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27We're Kait and Leo. Remember?

0:02:27 > 0:02:32- From the village.- Oh, you're the one with the evil-natured demon horse!

0:02:32 > 0:02:33I'd say assertive...

0:02:33 > 0:02:38And you, you did that magic trick and made one of my sheep disappear.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- I never did get that back. - That's not important right now.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42You mentioned horrible danger.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44My last wish was to bring

0:02:44 > 0:02:47the two warring sides of our family together.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49If that does not happen,

0:02:49 > 0:02:52my niece and nephew risk a terrible fate.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Is it a ghoul?- No.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57It's far, far worse than a ghoul.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01And my last wish has not come true, but I can hear the two of them

0:03:01 > 0:03:04shouting at each other from the next plane of existence.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06They were getting quite shouty.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09- They sounded horrible, and I won't have it.- No, they're great.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Well, Dani's great to have around.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15CLOCK TICKING

0:03:15 > 0:03:18SHE SCREAMS

0:03:18 > 0:03:21So, what do you think? Eye-catching, huh?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Don't worry, Kait. We've got this one.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Our mission, should we choose to accept it, and you all will

0:03:27 > 0:03:31accept it, is to find a way to keep Prince William at Bogmoor.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- Ah!- What?- What?- Oh, it was just a cobweb brushed against my face.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Be gone, spirit!

0:03:38 > 0:03:42What was that noise? Dani, there is really a festival, isn't there?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Yeah, because we were told Lady Gaga was going to be here?- She is.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Um, hold on a second.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Where is my dressing room? - Superstars!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53What are you going to do?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Lady Gaga has really let herself go.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59'And she is also my best friend.'

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Thanks, Kait.

0:04:01 > 0:04:06- What for?- Well, that's brilliant advice.- It is?

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Well, for someone who is clueless about best friend stuff,

0:04:09 > 0:04:13- you're actually pretty good at it. - I am?- Yes.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16You want the world to see your version of Prince William

0:04:16 > 0:04:18and I'm going to make it happen. Somehow.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Told you I had a plan. - Beautifully played.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25CLOCK TICKING

0:04:25 > 0:04:31Well, if Dani is so fantastic, the fault must lie with...

0:04:31 > 0:04:36- No. Jimmy's great.- No. Jimmy's clumsy and goofy.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39And he's always got a ridiculous scheme up his sleeve.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41CLOCK TICKING

0:04:41 > 0:04:45All hail the genius who came up with the ghost tour idea.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Every inch a 21st-century boy.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54I meant to do that!

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Chillax! The castle is in safe hands.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02- GLASS SMASHES - I meant that.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05When they find out what I've done, they're going to fling me out.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Argh!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10I hate you already and I don't even know you.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Smart mouth, big-city boy.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Is this really necessary?- ALL:- Yes!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Aaaagggghhh!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24'He's a total numpty.'

0:05:24 > 0:05:27'OK, so he's a bit clumsy, but he's definitely cool.'

0:05:33 > 0:05:36- What's up?- Cool shades.- You know.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39OK, so what do we have that a pig doesn't?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Eyebrows!- Our brains.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Thanks a lot, Jimmy.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Why are they at each other's throats all the time?

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- They can't both be lovely.- Yep. - Really.- Total sweethearts.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- I hope this keeps the poltergeist out.- You know what, cuz?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05We'll all be safe in here now. Right, guys?

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Guys?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10- BOTH:- They're still up there!

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Leo, Kait, buddies? I'll always remember you!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17CLOCK TICKING

0:06:17 > 0:06:20You're a great magician, Leo!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Just say the magic word. - Don't you...- Zambini!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Er, "great" isn't the word I would use.- Zambini!

0:06:28 > 0:06:29SHE SCREAMS

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Begonia, be gone! Er...

0:06:35 > 0:06:36SMASH!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Er...- Magic is all about precision.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Here.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46No way. I did it, I actually did it!

0:06:46 > 0:06:47APPLAUSE

0:06:47 > 0:06:52- 'Hang on, what about Kait? I hope she's OK.- Don't worry.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54'She can cope with anything this castle throws at her.'

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Out my way!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Just act like you don't care.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17What are the chances of falling off my chair a second time?

0:07:19 > 0:07:23'If she can handle Prince William, she can handle the poltergeist.'

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Wills, will you please just... HORSE NEIGHS

0:07:28 > 0:07:32You took Prince William for a ride around the field again, didn't you?

0:07:32 > 0:07:37- He doesn't throw me off deliberately. He just...- Hates anyone riding him?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Enjoys seeing you suffer?- The worst tempered horse in the world?

0:07:40 > 0:07:44What are you talking about? Wills is a total sweetheart.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46HORSE SNORTS

0:07:50 > 0:07:52CLOCK TICKING

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- Careful.- Don't just stand there, we've got to help Kait and Leo!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Wait, stop!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02We can't leave them up there with that thing.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05I know, but if we're going to go up there, we need a plan.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07BOTH SCREAM

0:08:07 > 0:08:08I have a whisk! Back, fiend!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11We're not scared of you and your flappy clothes!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- What's going on?- Marjorie?

0:08:16 > 0:08:20- Ten points to the lady with the attack spatula!- Auntie!

0:08:20 > 0:08:21You've come back!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Ah!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25He meant to do that.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Yeah. What Leo said.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30- It is so nice to see...- Beware!

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- OK.- I have returned to bring you together.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38You must make me a solemn promise never to fight again or risk

0:08:38 > 0:08:41a fate worse than death.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Oh, yeah, sure, fine by me.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45I can't speak on behalf of Jimmy, though,

0:08:45 > 0:08:47cos he's usually the one that starts it.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49I'm the one that starts it?

0:08:49 > 0:08:51- Of course! It's not me, is it?- Yeah.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53- You think you're the boss of me. - I am the boss of you!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- You're not!- You act like a child most of the time.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- Look at you with your whisk. - MARJORIE:- There you go again!

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Listen, you... - Ever heard of knocking?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Ow, what was that for?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Take that back.- Shan't.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Jimmy...- Uh-oh.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Hey, Dani, you're looking furious, this evening.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19You had one job to do, Jimmy. One!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Jedward are going to go crazy when they find out!

0:09:22 > 0:09:26- So, in short, we're in big trouble. - Chill your heels. I'll sort it.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29You have done some pretty stupid things in your time, Jimmy,

0:09:29 > 0:09:32but this one really does take the biscuit.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Stop this! Can't you see this is tearing us apart?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- This is a golden opportunity. - Yeah, to make me look bad.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42I see you two haven't lost the family taste for arguing.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46- Jimmy, what are you doing?- Nothing. - What is that behind your back?

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Nothing!

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Can we have a time-out before we start arguing?

0:09:52 > 0:09:53A girl's castle is her home.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- I have to live here. - This is my castle too.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59As long as you admit that Lavs was innocent

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- and not this witch who had an idea in her head.- Uh-uh.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- She was obviously a broomstick jockey.- She was experimenting!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07And Neddy was a sexist!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10- "But I'm the man!"- Don't diss my side of the family.- Why?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- You're dissing mine. - What makes you right?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14- There's no right or wrong. - Your family's full of witches!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16You are over-exaggerating.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17CLOCK TICKING

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- You always start things. - No, I don't, though.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Shut up and hear me!

0:10:22 > 0:10:26- If you do not stop fighting, I shall...- Anyone seen Gabe?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- I can't find him anywhere. - ..I shall send you to your room!

0:10:30 > 0:10:36- That's it? That's all?- Oh, come, come, what more do you want?- Oh, no.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40- No, no, no.- That is more like it.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Who brought her back?

0:10:42 > 0:10:47- Oh, no. Gabe.- Actually, where is he? I haven't seen him since...

0:10:47 > 0:10:48He's gone because of her!

0:10:48 > 0:10:51The castle can only hold a certain amount of ghosts.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53There's not enough energy to go around.

0:10:53 > 0:10:54And?

0:10:54 > 0:10:58And it's like one in, one out. She's back and Gabe's gone.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Leave it too long and he'll be gone forever.

0:11:04 > 0:11:09A likely story. I remember this young lady. Bit of a joker.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13CLOCK TICKING

0:11:13 > 0:11:15If at first you don't succeed...

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Quit and take up knitting?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Why did you go invisible?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Because I don't want to be seen with someone decorating a pig.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Any more interferences

0:11:23 > 0:11:26and I will have taxi from "Bogmoor High Street to the station.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30"My name's Dani. Yep, I'm leaving for the city and never coming back."

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Gazooks! I must stop immediately!

0:11:36 > 0:11:39That was evil. Funny, but so evil.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Enough of this being friends business. It's time to do it my way.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Time to get scary.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46Real scary.

0:11:46 > 0:11:52And if she isn't joking around, she likes to creep up and scare people.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Oooh....

0:11:56 > 0:11:58There's no such thing as gh...

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Boo!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03HE SCREAMS I've always wanted to say that.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Anyone there?

0:12:07 > 0:12:10SHE SCREAMS Gotcha!

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Run for your life.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15SHE SCREAMS

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Oh, great, more ghosts is exactly what this castle needed(!)

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Who's a ghost? THEY ALL SCREAM

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Esme, how long have you been in there?

0:12:24 > 0:12:27- I transported myself straight into costume.- Nice one.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Ah, you must be new, let me just find my money.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32SHE HISSES

0:12:32 > 0:12:34HE SCREAMS

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Cha-ching! Still got it.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41SHE WAILS

0:12:41 > 0:12:44HE SCREAMS

0:12:44 > 0:12:48A ghost! It's a ghost! It's a g-g-g-g-g... Argh!

0:12:48 > 0:12:49Ow!

0:12:49 > 0:12:52I love being a ghost!

0:12:53 > 0:12:55CLOCK TICKING

0:12:55 > 0:12:57The usual Esme nonsense.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Now, you two should be cowering before my terrible curse.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Yeah, in a minute. Esme, is this a joke?

0:13:03 > 0:13:07- Surely Marjorie would know, she's a ghost too.- She snuffed it last year.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09I've been dead much longer.

0:13:09 > 0:13:14But fine, don't trust me, I'll get Gabe back my way.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Well, that didn't sound too good.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20- Maybe we could have a quick look for him.- Yeah, good idea.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Oh... Come back here!

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Does my wrath mean nothing to you?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Young people these days!

0:13:30 > 0:13:34OK, Mr Poltergeist. You don't like me and I don't like you.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38But we need Gabe back and you're going to help. Please?

0:13:38 > 0:13:42- RASPING - Gabe! Yo, Gabe!- Gabriel.- Hello?

0:13:42 > 0:13:47- Gabe, you in there?- Gabriel!- Gabe! - If this is a joke...- Gabe?

0:13:48 > 0:13:51I can't believe Gabe is really gone.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52We have to get him back.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Esme was trying to get your aunt to leave, right?

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Maybe if we persuaded Aunt Marjorie to leave, he'd come back,

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- sort of like a swap.- Right. Tell her you need Gabe here.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03It's definitely worth a go.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06So it is definitely him, not her we want, right?

0:14:06 > 0:14:10- Sorry. I'm just asking. She's kind of funny.- OK, it's a plan.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12I'll just talk to Auntie

0:14:12 > 0:14:15and explain to her how I feel about Gabe.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17CLOCK TICKING

0:14:17 > 0:14:21MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Mmm. Sorry. Not cool.

0:14:28 > 0:14:29You're feeling warm?

0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Why would I be feeling warm? - You said you're not cool.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Seriously, who are you?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37We're distant family.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Really distant family. It's as if we aren't related at all.

0:14:40 > 0:14:41So you know.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Gabe, there's something I wanted to ask you.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49- First, My Lady, there is something I must ask you.- Oh.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Dani, since you came to the castle, I have been...

0:14:53 > 0:14:58Well, what I'm trying to say is, I suppose, you and me...

0:14:58 > 0:15:02- Well, the thing is... - Gabe, will you go out with me?

0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Hey, Gabe.- I got you these.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06In advance of our date.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- They're beautiful.- As are you.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14You know, coming from anyone else's mouth, that would be really cheesy.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15But coming from you...

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Zambini! - EXPLOSION

0:15:20 > 0:15:22- Leo!- 'How ridiculous.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25'Whoever heard of a ghost and a human in a relationship?'

0:15:27 > 0:15:29- Wait, there's more.- Uh-huh.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32CLOCK TICKING

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Sure, true love never runs smooth. He is kind of old-fashioned.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41- What?- Nothing.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47It's just that, in my day, it was generally considered

0:15:47 > 0:15:50good manners to eat your cheese with a fork.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54- So are you saying I've got no manners?- No. Not NO manners.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58- Bad manners?- Oh, good. You understand. It's not your fault.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00We just had higher standards in my time.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Yeah, well, in your time everyone was stiff and stuck up.- Shall we?

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Lady... I mean Dani.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09'But that's kind of the attraction.'

0:16:12 > 0:16:14- Yuck spill.- You said it.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19'The 21st century can be quite confusing for him.'

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Yo, yo, yo!

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- RAPPING:- I was born in the past Died too fast

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Now I'm a spirit In it to win it

0:16:26 > 0:16:30My name is Gabriel Master of the turn...table.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35I will never lose Now watch me move...

0:16:44 > 0:16:49So, yeah, now I know you're "totes emosh" about me,

0:16:49 > 0:16:51you going to ask me out or what?

0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Bring it on.- Excuse me.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55You, me,

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Gabe...babe.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00I'm the only man for you. I'm grade A hot sauce.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02I know you ain't gonna get better.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06You're grade A hot sauce and you know I ain't gonna do any better?

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Believe.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13'And it's not always been easy for me, either.'

0:17:14 > 0:17:18- Sorry. Stepped through your toe again.- Did you?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20I didn't even notice.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23You're an amazingly fast learner, Lady Dunraven.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26I didn't think I'd be any good, but with you it's easy.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29'But there's definitely a spark between us.'

0:17:29 > 0:17:31POWER SURGES

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Yes!

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Ah, of course, we can't touch.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40'All very romantic, I'm sure, but what about his awful poetry?'

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Let me compare thee to a snowdrop

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Whom every spring doth bloom

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Then fall...and die.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49Die?

0:17:49 > 0:17:51'Well, it got better. Sort of.'

0:17:52 > 0:17:55And thus I sing to thee so sweetly

0:17:55 > 0:17:57PLUCKS GUITAR STRINGS

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Dani, you alone complete me.

0:18:03 > 0:18:04Oh, thank goodness it's over.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07And now I couldn't live without him, or his poems.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10You know that business about crossing over?

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Well, do you think that might happen to you one day?

0:18:15 > 0:18:19I don't know. But I don't worry about what might happen.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22I'm enjoying each day as it comes.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24The clock's stopped again.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25Leave it.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Let time stand still for a bit.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- So, you have to go. I need him. - Literally.

0:18:35 > 0:18:39- There is no-one else who will watch her soppy films with her.- Ugh!

0:18:40 > 0:18:42This is what I am talking about.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45I'm not going anywhere until you stop fighting

0:18:45 > 0:18:48and start acting like a family.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50But Gabe, he's... You have to go.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Hang on a minute, Marjorama. You used to live here on your own.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56So I'm guessing you're like me before I got here.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Not actually that clued-up about what makes a family.

0:18:59 > 0:19:00You might be right.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03I mean, I know me and Jimmy aren't the best of friends,

0:19:03 > 0:19:05but we are definitely like family.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08CLOCK TICKING

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Like the time I almost banished Gabe and Esme.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Dani, stop, you have to stop, they're harmless!

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Oh. You have stopped.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21You really scared me, but I guess I don't want you gone.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25So, we're all going to live together? Ghosts and humans?

0:19:25 > 0:19:26Under the same roof?

0:19:26 > 0:19:29- I suppose.- Swagalicious!

0:19:31 > 0:19:34'And that time Dani helped me find Mr Squeaker.'

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- If I mess up, he'll never forget. - Dani, I need you.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Mr Squeaker needs you. Blood is thicker than water.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42What does that actually mean?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- I have no idea, but can you please help me?- OK.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47I know I'm going to regret this.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50MUSIC: "Mama Do The Hump" by Rizzle Kicks

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Grab that pig! I got him, I got him!

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Oh, I ain't got him!

0:19:58 > 0:20:00PIG SQUEALS

0:20:02 > 0:20:03SHE SCREAMS

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Nice catch, Dani. I knew I could count on you.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13And remember when Jedward got here?

0:20:13 > 0:20:17I mean, yeah, we had a massive fight but we were there for each other.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23We probably should have mentioned the fact that the castle is haunted.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24All I can say is,

0:20:24 > 0:20:27I'm sorry and we should have told you everything sooner.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29We're totally cool! Stop stressing!

0:20:29 > 0:20:30We should be thanking you.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Thanking us?- Yeah, come on, we did need a holiday.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38And we get to hang out with Lady Gaga!

0:20:38 > 0:20:40And learn some cool dance moves!

0:20:40 > 0:20:43SONG: "Born This Way"

0:20:47 > 0:20:48MUSIC STOPS

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Um, yeah, about that, I will let Kait explain and me

0:20:51 > 0:20:53and Jimmy will just... Where is Jimmy?

0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Where are you going? - You know where I'm going.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01I've tried to make amends and now I'm off.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Have a nice life, Dani. - You can't leave.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Look, you're annoying, clumsy, lazy,

0:21:07 > 0:21:11- you drive me mad most of the time. - Way to make me want to stay, cuz.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14But don't say you don't feel the same way about me.

0:21:14 > 0:21:19- Like I said, it's what families are like. Even Jedward bicker.- Wow.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22So, are you going to unpack your bags or what?

0:21:24 > 0:21:25Yeah, you've twisted my arm.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31'And the day you lied about your birthday.'

0:21:31 > 0:21:32THEY ALL CHUCKLE

0:21:32 > 0:21:36I want this castle sparkling by the time you are finished.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37No corner-cutting.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40You should pay particular attention to the custard

0:21:40 > 0:21:42in the cutlery drawer.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45And the gunk in the plughole.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48And the unidentified mould in the fridge.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Look, just before I do this,

0:21:54 > 0:21:57I want to say I'm sorry I made you all run around after me.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00But it was the best birthday I've ever had,

0:22:00 > 0:22:03mainly because I got to spend it with all of you.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Real or not.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Must be some dust in my eye.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15'And when we found out our family had been arguing for centuries.'

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- So, your side of the family wins? - No-one wins.

0:22:19 > 0:22:24Neddy lost his sister and Lavinia never put herself in his shoes.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26- He was in love.- I suppose.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31Family is not about winning or cheap point-scoring.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35- That's what friends are for. - So, family feud over?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Over.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Oh!

0:22:39 > 0:22:42CLOCK TICKING

0:22:46 > 0:22:51My plan. It worked! I really did bring you together.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Yeah. Sometimes I wish you hadn't.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56Only sometimes, I mean, hardly ever, really.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00I think what she's trying to say is that we've had the best year ever.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01Thanks, Auntie Marj.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04# You're insecure Don't know what for

0:23:04 > 0:23:08# You're turning heads when you walk through the door

0:23:08 > 0:23:12# Don't need make-up to cover up

0:23:12 > 0:23:14# Being the way that you are is enough... #

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Ewww!

0:23:17 > 0:23:20# Everyone else in the room can see it

0:23:20 > 0:23:24# Everyone else but you

0:23:24 > 0:23:28# Baby you light up my world like nobody else

0:23:28 > 0:23:31# The way that you flick your hair gets me overwhelmed

0:23:31 > 0:23:35# But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell

0:23:35 > 0:23:40# You don't know, oh-oh You don't know you're beautiful

0:23:40 > 0:23:43# If only you saw what I can see

0:23:43 > 0:23:46# You'll understand why I want you so desperately... #

0:23:48 > 0:23:49HE SCREAMS

0:23:51 > 0:23:57# You don't know, oh-oh You don't know you're beautiful

0:23:57 > 0:24:00# That's what makes you beautiful... #

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Oh, that was such a bad mistake!

0:24:04 > 0:24:06# You got it wrong

0:24:06 > 0:24:10# To prove I'm right I put it in a song

0:24:10 > 0:24:14# I don't know why you're being shy

0:24:14 > 0:24:17# And turn away when I look into your eyes... #

0:24:17 > 0:24:21Ahhhh! G-g-g-ghost, run!

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Don't worry, John, I'm coming as well! Agh!

0:24:23 > 0:24:26CLOCK TICKING

0:24:26 > 0:24:28So, could you...

0:24:28 > 0:24:33- Would you push off, please, so we can have Gabe back?- Of course.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36To tell you the truth, I never really did like this place.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Used to take a lot of foreign holidays.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Expensive ones?

0:24:41 > 0:24:43So that's where all the money went?

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Goodbye, me ducks.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Sweet AND salty. That'll work.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Gabe, you're back!

0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Guys, I think Esme has done something!- I have.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01I've woken up the poltergeist. He'll be here any minute.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03That should drive stupid Aunt Marjorie...

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Gabe! You're back! So she's gone?

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Heeeee!

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Wait, did I wake up Scary for nothing?

0:25:13 > 0:25:15You woke up the poltergeist?

0:25:16 > 0:25:19CLOCK TICKING

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Ssh!

0:25:21 > 0:25:23You'll wake the poltergeist.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Greetings, I come in peace!

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Argh! Help!

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Everybody, run!

0:25:35 > 0:25:38What's the matter? You look like you've seen a ghost.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41- ALL:- Poltergeist!

0:25:48 > 0:25:52EERIE RASPING

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Flee!

0:26:00 > 0:26:04I guess Aunt Marjorie showed what's really important, huh?

0:26:04 > 0:26:07- Suddenly, who gets to use the telly doesn't...- You're kidding me!

0:26:07 > 0:26:10- You were late, so I get to watch my film.- It was MY turn.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Oh, remind me why we're hanging about here again!

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Because it's so much fun(!)

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd