21st Century Boy

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0:00:20 > 0:00:22So you're saying Dani has a crush on Gabe?

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Got any evidence?

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Um...the way she plays with her hair

0:00:26 > 0:00:28every time someone talks about him.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Oh, come on! I do not do...that.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33It couldn't be more obvious if you were walking round

0:00:33 > 0:00:34carrying a sign that said,

0:00:34 > 0:00:36"I think Gabe is cute."

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Ha-ha, very funny(!) But...

0:00:37 > 0:00:40- PHONE MESSAGE BEEP - Saved by the bell!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Missed call?

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Why is there never any signal around here?!

0:00:44 > 0:00:47And why does no-one ever leave a voicemail?

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Maybe it was Gabe, my lady.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Gabe doesn't know how to use a phone.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55We can debate my love life another time.

0:00:55 > 0:00:56Right now, we need to...

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hey! We still need to clean up.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Fret not, ladies and gentleman.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03This is a job for Leo the Magnificent.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Or Leo the Annoying, as he's more commonly known.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06I just say the magic word...

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Don't you...- Zambini!

0:01:08 > 0:01:12SPLAT!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14..dare!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16That worked so much better in my head.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Dani, sorry.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Don't worry about it.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22I know exactly what it's like to have an annoying little brother.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Say hello to...maximum destruction!

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- I need you to ruin one of my schemes! - What?

0:01:29 > 0:01:32THEY LAUGH

0:01:32 > 0:01:34I don't even know why we're laughing!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Wow! Well, at least it cleared the table.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Dad's banned you from doing the tablecloth trick.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Think how many dinners you've ruined by doing that!

0:01:43 > 0:01:47And for my next trick, I shall vanish into thin air

0:01:47 > 0:01:50and re-appear...over there!

0:01:54 > 0:01:55I'll tidy up, then.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Maybe you could ask Gabe to help with the mess.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01OK, fine. Maybe I do like him a bit.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03I can't deny it. But do you know what?

0:02:03 > 0:02:06I think he likes me too, so I'm just going to ask him out.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Ha! One bag of Pick and Mix, please.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Why does Kait owe you sweets?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Oh, we had a bet that you liked Gabe. She lost.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20I could have never imagined that you'd like a ghost.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23I mean, they're right at the top of my unsuitable boyfriends list,

0:02:23 > 0:02:27along with werewolves, and zombies, and smart-mouthed big city boys.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31SHE GIGGLES

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Meant to do that.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Greetings, Dani.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Salutations. How are you?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45You're looking lovely once again.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Come along, Gabriel.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Greetings, Dani.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Greetings! Greetings.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Come on, Gabriel! Deep breath.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57She's just a girl!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Greetings, Dani!

0:03:00 > 0:03:01What are you doing?

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Nothing. What? Mirror inspection.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06HE KNOCKS ON MIRROR Yup.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08I swear, since those new humans arrived,

0:03:08 > 0:03:11you've barely stopped looking at yourself in the mirror.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15There's no shame in looking good for general Dani...

0:03:15 > 0:03:16daily reasons.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I'm not vain, if that's what you mean.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23- Is that hair out of place? - Where? Where?

0:03:23 > 0:03:27I mean, I know Gabe died 250 years ago, but nobody's perfect.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29You really do like him, don't you?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31He's like no-one I've ever met before.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33I mean, yeah, he's a bit old school,

0:03:33 > 0:03:35but he's so kind and so unique

0:03:35 > 0:03:37and he makes me see the world differently.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Listening to that, I think I'm starting to get a crush on him.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42So you're actually going to ask him out?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44What's the worst that could happen?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Gabe says no, and things get really awkward around here?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Greetings, everyone! How was your lunchtime feast?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Epic. I'm one mouthful away from exploding.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Gabe, there's something I wanted to ask you.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58First, my lady, there is something I must ask you.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Oh!

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Dani, since you came to the castle, I've been...

0:04:03 > 0:04:07well, what I'm trying to say is that...I suppose...

0:04:07 > 0:04:09you and me...well, the thing is...

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Gabe, will you go out with me?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14SHE DROPS DISH

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Out? But you know I cannot go beyond the castle walls.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20I mean, on a date.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24A specific date will make no difference. I still cannot leave.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28What I'm asking is if you would want to join me,

0:04:28 > 0:04:32on a one-to-one basis, for a... thing...you know.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33A boy/girl thing. Together.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Us. You. Me.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38- Got me?- Got you.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Well, this is painful.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42She's asking if you'll consider being her boyfriend, you regency clod!

0:04:44 > 0:04:45You are asking me to..?

0:04:45 > 0:04:49Really? You? Me?

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Seriously?

0:04:52 > 0:04:55HE LAUGHS

0:04:58 > 0:05:00You jester!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03HE LAUGHS

0:05:09 > 0:05:12I just don't understand.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15The tablecloth trick is one of the most basic illusions there is.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Zambini!

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Had you ever done it before?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Totally. Loads of times.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Zambini!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27I mean, not in your head?

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Not...exactly.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31But a magician with my skills

0:05:31 > 0:05:33should be able to do a trick like that in his sleep.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Zambini!

0:05:35 > 0:05:39Prove it. Show me how good you are.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42I don't have to prove anything to you. I know I'm good.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Chicken!

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Chicken?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46SHE CLUCKS

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Nobody...clucks...at me!

0:05:49 > 0:05:53Then do the tablecloth trick. Earn the "Magnificent" part of your name.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- Or what?- Or I'll tell every ghost I know that you're full of hot air,

0:05:57 > 0:05:59so when you pass over, they'll follow you around saying,

0:05:59 > 0:06:01"Oh! There's the magician

0:06:01 > 0:06:03"that can't even do the tablecloth trick"

0:06:03 > 0:06:06OK! If that's how you want to play it, it's on!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- I look forward to seeing it. - I look forward to doing it!

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Sure you do!

0:06:11 > 0:06:16HE LAUGHS

0:06:16 > 0:06:18I have never heard anything so amusing!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21A girl asking a boy to court her!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Dani, you are quite the joker!

0:06:23 > 0:06:27For a minute there, I actually believed you were being serious!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33And you WERE being serious...

0:06:33 > 0:06:34I'm glad I make you laugh, though.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36I wasn't! I didn't...

0:06:36 > 0:06:39it's just, you asking me out breaks the rules of courtship.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42If you didn't want to go out with me, you only had to say.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Dani, wait!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Smooth moves, ghost breath!

0:06:45 > 0:06:49You know, mate, that could've gone slightly better.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Curses! Now she will never let me court her!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55She still likes you. We just need to bring you up to date.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Bring me up to date? - Yeah, you're just a bit...

0:06:58 > 0:07:00retro.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02- And you think you can help me? - Trust me, cuz.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05I'm every inch a 21st century boy.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09I meant to do that!

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Hey.- Hey.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22So, um, that was all a bit awkward with Gabe, then.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Sorry, Dani. You're going to have to do the leg-work here.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Horses I can do. Tree climbing's a piece of cake.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34But when it comes to girly chats, I'm lost.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37I really thought he'd say yes.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Technically, he didn't say no.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40He laughed at me, Kait.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yeah, but things were different back in his day.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44When Gabe was born, electric currents

0:07:44 > 0:07:48were raisins that had been struck by lightning.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50SHE GIGGLES

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Boys are confusing enough as it is,

0:07:55 > 0:07:59let alone ones born in 1700-and-something.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Well, maybe you could overlook his painfully old-fashioned ways?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Maybe.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10Or maybe I just need to get into a more 18th century mindset.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12It might help you understand him.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14He baffles the heck out of me.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16To the library!

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Yes! Oh, no! I need to go and worm Prince William.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Oh. Well, that's nice!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25But how did I do?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27How did you do with what?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29The girly chat.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Oh, well, apart from the bit about worming - ten out of ten.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Yes! Get in!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36You lose a couple of points for that, though.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Get all of that?- I think so.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42The Prime Minister of Britain is Justin Bieber,

0:08:42 > 0:08:45and the President of America is Spider-Man?

0:08:45 > 0:08:49No! Spider-Man's a super-hero and Justin Bieber's a pop moppet.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52So, which one of them is married to the Lady Gaga?

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Neither! This is Lady Gaga, remember?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Egad! A witch! I'm so confused.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00I'm never going to be modern enough for Dani.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Failure is not an option.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04We just have to make her look past the lacy cuffs and the dodgy boots.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06What's wrong with my attire?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09What's right with it? You need a 21st century makeover, my friend.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13First you are going to learn how to wear a baseball cap.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15A base...what?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17- A baseball cap.- How exciting!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Next, a pair of sunglasses.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Ouch!

0:09:30 > 0:09:33This is a mobile phone.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35It's what we use to communicate.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Hello?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41And this is an MP3 player.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43This is where you get your tunes.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44An empty what, player?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46MP3! It's for music.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Now, to press play.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- LADY GAGA PLAYS - Sorcery! Witchcraft!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54And that is how you tie your shoelaces.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Wait, no, not like....you OK?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07These are some ba-ad people. Swag!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09See that? See that?

0:10:11 > 0:10:14And finally, if you get lost and you don't know how to respond...

0:10:14 > 0:10:15what do you say?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Yeah? Whatevs!

0:10:19 > 0:10:21By Jove, I think he's got it!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23My work here is done. I'm out!

0:10:36 > 0:10:40"On entering a room, a married lady may offer a gentleman her hand

0:10:40 > 0:10:42"but a young lady may not."

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- DOOR SLAMS - Hey, Leo.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47- Hey.- Gabe's lot were so uptight!

0:10:47 > 0:10:49No wonder he lost it when I asked him out,

0:10:49 > 0:10:51if this craziness is what he's used to.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- What are you doing? - Learning about inertia.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Oh. Where's that?- Inertia?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59The law of physics?

0:10:59 > 0:11:02It says when something is heavy, it's harder to stop it moving.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04It allows me to do things like this.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Zam-bini!

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Wow! That actually worked!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Ugh! Still freaks me out when you do that.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17So, when are you going to do the tablecloth trick?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Leo, I thought Kait said no more tablecloth trick?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21She did, but I can do it this time!

0:11:21 > 0:11:23And I won't break a single thing.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Probably.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28RAP MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Yo, yo, yo! 'Sup, people?

0:11:32 > 0:11:35This is Gabe in da house.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37That's my boy!

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Gabe, why are you...

0:11:39 > 0:11:40what...what...what?!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42What she said.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Yeah, soak it up, peeps.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46Chip off the old block!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55HE KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Leo, would you get the door, mate?

0:11:57 > 0:11:58No, I want to watch this.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Get the door!

0:12:00 > 0:12:01Chica chica chica.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Stop. No.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Whatevs.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07DOOR CREAKS

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Hello there! I'm Ben.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Cool! Is that a robot?!

0:12:13 > 0:12:14KNOCKS METAL

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Gabe, seriously, what are you doing?

0:12:20 > 0:12:22I'm a rapper now, yo.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Swaggalishus! His choice. I suggested emo.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Is he only doing this just to impress you?

0:12:28 > 0:12:31I don't know. Jimmy, did you put him up to this?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34I didn't force him to do anything. It's a change of image.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35We've all done it.

0:12:35 > 0:12:41It's a kind of country-Goth fusion. I call it "Cowbo". Howdy!

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Everyone, pipe down, yeah! I'm trying to text my mates.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48What mates?! Everyone you know is standing right in front of you.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51My online mates. I'm twottering.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Twittering.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Yeah, whatevs. Jokes.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Last week you didn't even know what a phone was.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00I showed you mine and you thought it was a bar of chocolate.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Gabriel, explain yourself.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Sure thing.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Yo.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10HE RAPS: I was born in the past, died too fast, now I'm a spirit

0:13:10 > 0:13:15In it to win it, my name is Gabriel, master of the turntable...

0:13:16 > 0:13:19I will never lose, Now watch me move.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32What was that exactly?

0:13:32 > 0:13:33It was called rap.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35It's called embarrassing yourself.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37As I said, I suggested emo.

0:13:41 > 0:13:46So, yeah, now I know you're totes emoshe about me,

0:13:46 > 0:13:48you going to ask me out or what?

0:13:48 > 0:13:49Bring it on.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Excuse me?

0:13:50 > 0:13:55You, me, Gabe - babe. I'm the only man for you.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59I'm grade-A hot sauce, and you ain't going to get better.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01You're grade-A hot sauce,

0:14:01 > 0:14:03and you know I ain't going to do any better?!

0:14:04 > 0:14:05Believe.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08You know, I used to think your problem was you were born

0:14:08 > 0:14:10centuries ago.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Turns out I was wrong. Your problem, Gabe, is that you're arrogant.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Yeah, whatevs.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17That's not going to help.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Yeah, whatevs?

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Hi, Dani.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Ben! What are you doing here?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Your friend Leo showed me in. He's gone off to practise something.

0:14:27 > 0:14:31Hey, I really like your castle. Especially this bit here.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33No, I meant, what are you doing in Ireland?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35You texted Jack to say you were lonely.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Well, he sent me over to help cheer you up.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Well, that was weeks ago! I'm fine now.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Oh.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42But it's so good to see a familiar face.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Dani, who's this?

0:14:44 > 0:14:47I'm Ben. It's short for Bench. Or so I assume.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51Ben's a friend from back home. A really good friend, actually.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54And unlike you, he gets me.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Come on, Ben. I'll show you around.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Well, maybe you're not the only guy for Dani after all.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03I cannot win.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09So...if you're going to be staying here,

0:15:09 > 0:15:12there's something you need to know about this place.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13It's, er... well, it's...

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Haunted?

0:15:15 > 0:15:16Yeah, how did you know?

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Spooky old castle? People in lacy outfits?

0:15:19 > 0:15:21It doesn't take a genius to work it out.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25Plus, you sent Jack a text that said "ARRGH! GHOSTS! ARRGH!"

0:15:25 > 0:15:27And you're not freaked out by it?

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Between you and me, there are far weirder things in my head

0:15:29 > 0:15:31than ghosts...far weirder.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44So tell me about these robots. Are they like android butlers?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Do they do chores for you?

0:15:46 > 0:15:47I've missed you!

0:15:47 > 0:15:49I've missed you too!

0:15:49 > 0:15:50POP

0:15:50 > 0:15:51What was that?

0:15:51 > 0:15:54I think you just burst a bag of crisps I had in my pocket.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56At least, I hope that's what just burst.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Fiddlesticks!

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Being 21st century didn't work any better than being 18th century!

0:16:04 > 0:16:07How about we try a new era altogether -

0:16:07 > 0:16:10one that neither of you know anything about?

0:16:14 > 0:16:19Galactic greetings from the space year 3413 AD!

0:16:19 > 0:16:23Would you care to vid your digital avatar to my personal sharenet,

0:16:23 > 0:16:25fellow humantron?

0:16:25 > 0:16:26No?

0:16:31 > 0:16:36Actually, dating 35th century style? Terrible idea!

0:16:36 > 0:16:37No more pretending.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39I'll stick with what I know,

0:16:39 > 0:16:42and deal with the situation the way I know how -

0:16:42 > 0:16:43the old-fashioned way.

0:16:43 > 0:16:48Or maybe, maybe you could just sort of give up?

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Never!

0:16:49 > 0:16:52I now know the only obstacle between me and Dani

0:16:52 > 0:16:54is that Ben chancer.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Look, Maybe they're just friends.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Oh, no. It's all clear to me now, Jimmy.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05- I'm going to need this.- OK...

0:17:05 > 0:17:08If he wants to engage in courtship ritual,

0:17:08 > 0:17:10he will have to fight me for the right.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Ah, ha-ha!

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Ah, for a second there, mate, I thought you were going to

0:17:15 > 0:17:17challenge Ben to a scrap!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Precisely!

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Although, we call them duels.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22You can't...

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Ghosts! They'll be the death of me!

0:17:25 > 0:17:30Wow! This place is huge! There are so many corridors and rooms.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Yup. I still get lost sometimes.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35I know that feeling. I get lost going to the sweet shop.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Ben, the sweet shop is like 30 seconds from your house.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40And I've learned my lesson. Now I leave a trail of breadcrumbs,

0:17:40 > 0:17:42so I can find my way back home.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44I don't know how to stop them being eaten by Mr Feathers, though.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Who's Mr Feathers?

0:17:46 > 0:17:49He's the crow that lives in a bush outside my hou...

0:17:49 > 0:17:53And somebody's lost again... Ben. Ben! Breadcrumbs!

0:17:53 > 0:17:58There we go. Your room's this way... I think.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01That's it, follow my finger, there we go.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Keep following it. There's a good boy!

0:18:05 > 0:18:07OWL HOOTS

0:18:07 > 0:18:09So, you going to be OK sleeping in a haunted castle?

0:18:09 > 0:18:11I've stayed in worse places.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Once I got trapped overnight in a mitten factory.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Only you, Ben, only you.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Everyone misses you back home.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20I miss them too.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22When are you coming back?

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Once we get this place up and running.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28Which at the rate I'm going at could be never. But we'll see.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Night, Ben-Ben.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Night, Dani.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37SNORING

0:18:45 > 0:18:46SNORING CONTINUES

0:18:49 > 0:18:52(I say. You there.)

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Excuse me? Hello?

0:19:00 > 0:19:01Are you asleep?

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Are you actually asleep with your eyes open?

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Who does that? Wake up!

0:19:12 > 0:19:14That is just weird.

0:19:14 > 0:19:20Huh? What's that? Mum? Dad? Max? Superman?

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Oh, it's just you, Gabe.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24You were sleeping with your eyes open.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26I do that. It stops people sneaking up on me in my sleep.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30But I did sneak up on...never mind!

0:19:30 > 0:19:32I am sorry, my good sir, but I have to do this.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Gasp! What was that for?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39It indicates that I am challenging you to a duel.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40A what?

0:19:40 > 0:19:44A gentleman's battle. It is how we settled things in my day.

0:19:44 > 0:19:45But what do we have to settle?

0:19:45 > 0:19:50I intend to fight you, for stealing the woman I think I probably love.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51- Who?- Dani, of course!

0:19:55 > 0:19:58If you accept my challenge, you must pick up the glove.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01But I didn't steal Dani, and I don't want to fight you.

0:20:01 > 0:20:02Here, you have this back.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05A-ha! You picked it up! The duel is on.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Wait! But I didn't mean to.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10As the challenged, you have the right to choose the weapon

0:20:10 > 0:20:11we shall duel with.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14I shall see you at dawn, my enemy.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16I do my duelling before breakfast.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18I do mine after breakfast, and I like a lie-in.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20I'll see you around ten-ish.

0:20:20 > 0:20:21Ten-ish it is!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Sorry again for waking you up.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Oh, dear, Dani is not going to be happy.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33And now I'm far too awake to ever get back to slee...

0:20:33 > 0:20:34SNORING

0:20:44 > 0:20:47- What are you two doing?- We're preparing the weapons for his duel.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50His duel? Gabe, your duel with who?

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Who do you think? Ben.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55You're going to fight Ben?

0:20:55 > 0:20:57"Fight" makes it sound so uncivil, my lady.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00This is simply a traditional way of settling a dispute.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Back in our time, we had to make our own entertainment.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05The dispute being what exactly?

0:21:05 > 0:21:07I would never have made romantic designs on you

0:21:07 > 0:21:09if I knew he already had your hand.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Romantic designs! Ha! I KNEW you liked me!

0:21:12 > 0:21:16I mean, Ben doesn't have my hand. He's just a mate from back home.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18You're just saying that to try and save him.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21No, I'm not! But I'm not letting you fight Ben!

0:21:21 > 0:21:22I mean, you're already dead!

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Don't you think you have a slight advantage over him?

0:21:24 > 0:21:28Ben should've thought of that before he agreed to fight Gabe in a duel.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Did you know about this duel?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32I had nothing to do with it.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36Look, you've got to stop this. This is no way to impress me.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40OK, it is kind of flattering. But I still strongly disapprove.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42You are not to stab, squash or bash Ben,

0:21:42 > 0:21:44otherwise I'll be really upset.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46The poor guy must be terrified.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Morning, everyone. Do you like my leotard?

0:21:48 > 0:21:49It's yellow.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55You came to a duel dressed like a canary?

0:21:55 > 0:21:59What protection will that afford you from an arrow, or axe?

0:21:59 > 0:22:03None. You told me to choose my weapon. So I chose dancing.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Oh, no!

0:22:08 > 0:22:11My mum says I dance like my legs are made from electric rainbows.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Our mother says that Gabe dances like a spider in a hot frying pan.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17I can't dance in your modern way.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21I mean, isn't it ungentlemanly to back out of a duel, brother?

0:22:21 > 0:22:27Yes, but...yes, fine. The duel is on!

0:22:27 > 0:22:29MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:22:29 > 0:22:30Hello?!

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Stupid signal!

0:22:32 > 0:22:33Hello!

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Kait, you have to get down here.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38And bring Leo. Oh, and some popcorn.

0:22:40 > 0:22:41Are you ready?

0:22:41 > 0:22:42Bring it on!

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Yes. What he said.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Bring...this on!

0:22:46 > 0:22:47For you, my lady.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54On the count of three, Ben, you first.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58One, two, three!

0:22:58 > 0:23:03ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:23:10 > 0:23:15PUMPING MUSIC

0:23:34 > 0:23:37MUSIC LIFTS

0:23:46 > 0:23:49PUMPING ELECTRONIC MUSIC

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Hey! What did I miss?

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Erm, hours and hours of terrible dancing?

0:24:53 > 0:24:54I...give up.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57You can't! Keep dancing indefinitely.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Stop stalling so you don't have to do the tablecloth trick.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02I declare Ben the winner!

0:25:02 > 0:25:04But I still have more to give!

0:25:04 > 0:25:06If we carry on, Ben's going to pass out.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09This is my castle. From now on my rules state

0:25:09 > 0:25:13that all humans will win every duel by default.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17Then I shall take my leave, and not come between you and your beloved.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20It would've been a hollow victory anyway.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Dancing like a fool is no way to behave.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27Hang on a minute! This is how everyone dances these days.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29And if this is dancing like a fool,

0:25:29 > 0:25:33then dancing like a fool is one of my favourite things in the world.

0:25:33 > 0:25:34Is it?

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Yeah, and I'd really like it if you and I

0:25:36 > 0:25:39could dance like fools together sometime.

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Really?

0:25:40 > 0:25:42You're like no-one I've met before.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44But what about Ben?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46He's like nobody I've ever met before either.

0:25:46 > 0:25:50But we're not together. He really is just my friend. OK?

0:25:50 > 0:25:53I accept your invitation to dance with you.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Up you get, twinkle toes.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Can somebody...pass me...

0:25:57 > 0:25:59something to mop my brow with?

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Here.

0:26:07 > 0:26:12No way! I did it! I actually did it.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15I mean, of course I did it. I'm Leo the Magnificent!

0:26:15 > 0:26:18Thanks for having me, Dani. It's been just like old times.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21But with ghosts, a castle, and a different set of people.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24It's been brilliant having you here, Ben. Come back soon, yeah?

0:26:24 > 0:26:27If you promise to come back and visit soon too.

0:26:27 > 0:26:31I'll try, but I think I'll have my hands pretty full here for a while.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34On the plus side, it's starting to feel like home.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35Bye, Dani.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36Bye, Ben.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45- Have a safe journey.- Thank you.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46My lady!

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Hey, Gabe.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51I got you these, in advance of our date.

0:26:51 > 0:26:52They're beautiful.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54As are you.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57You know, coming from anyone else's mouth,

0:26:57 > 0:27:01that would have been really cheesy, but coming from you...

0:27:02 > 0:27:03Zambini!

0:27:03 > 0:27:04CRASHING

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Leo!

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