0:00:21 > 0:00:24CHEERFUL WHISTLING WITH FOREBODING ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Argh!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Argh!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Come to mama...
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Argh!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51I am the ghost of Bogmoor Castle -
0:00:51 > 0:00:56on your knees mortal or fear my wra...
0:00:59 > 0:01:01See you tomorrow, Esme, love! Bye.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03LAUGHTER
0:01:03 > 0:01:05OK. What just happened?!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07And did I tell you about the time when me
0:01:07 > 0:01:10and Luke tried to knock a new window into his dad's brick wall
0:01:10 > 0:01:13using the combined power of two massive water guns?
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Let me guess.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- Everything went totally to plan and the roof didn't cave in?- No!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21You haven't really been listening to these stories, have you?
0:01:21 > 0:01:25What, the ones about your brilliant, bonkers, best mate Luke?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27I've been trying not to - but you won't let me!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Hey, Dani!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Did you know your was dad spreading muck today?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Yeah! It's the third Tuesday of the month.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Who doesn't know it's muck day?! Oh.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Doesn't matter. I can work it. So have you seen Gabe?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44We're supposed to be meeting up for lunch.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47And when you say lunch, you mean...?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Me eating, and him watching me eat.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51It's much more romantic than it sounds.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54He's in the attic. Getting down with Ghostlybook.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Jimmy, Gabe hates Ghostlybook.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Not any more. Esme set him up with a page, and now he's addicted.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Seriously? Gabe?
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Yup. He doesn't even look up when someone walks in the room any more.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Trust me. I could go in there looking like THIS and he'd look up.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Ready for lunch? I bought lots of yummy food,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16and in bright colours so you don't get bored.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21Yes, yes... go play with Leo, Esme. I'm busy.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Got the Ghostlybook brush-off, then?
0:02:29 > 0:02:30I don't get it.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32The sun came up as usual this morning,
0:02:32 > 0:02:36gravity appears to still be working, so I don't understand.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Come on. Gabe doesn't make a fuss every time he sees you.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Does he?
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Let me compare thee to a snowdrop, whom every Spring doth bloom,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54then fall, and die.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Die?!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Let me compare thee to a rhododendron...
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Hmm... Not that.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Gabe!- Argh!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Daffodil! For when my lady is not around,
0:03:17 > 0:03:22the cheerful spirit of the daffodil is always in my heart.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24He DOES make a fuss every time!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Usually it doesn't matter what I look like.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28The day he wrote "Ode to a pretty thing",
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I hadn't showered in two days and it was Bad Hair Tuesday.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I thought we swore to never talk about Bad Hair Tuesday ever again!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36I still have nightmares.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38So what's up with him today?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Sorry. I mean - is this really worse than Bad Hair Tuesday.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47Well, you do look like Leo before his annual bath.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49And there is the matter of that...
0:03:49 > 0:03:51..stench!
0:03:51 > 0:03:57Oh. Stench. Right, OK. I'll just...
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- I thought you were supposed to be mates.- We are. Dani's my best mate.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03We are just like you and Luke but without being the idiots part.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Not for long if you keep saying things like that.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08What was I supposed to do? Lie?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10And not tell her that she looks like a walking dung heap?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Yes! If it makes Dani feel better, then what's the harm?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15The harm is, I don't lie.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- KNOCK ON DOOR He's here!- Best bud in the house!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Look, I may not know much...
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- You can say that again.- ..but me and Luke have been mates for years.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28And maybe friendships are one thing I do know about.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30KNOCK AT DOOR
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Esme?
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Esme, quit hiding. This suit really chafes!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh! It's you!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Weren't we going to play Fortress Invasion? Me, the handsome knight.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51You, the dead maiden determined to put me in my grave.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I'm pretty sure this will work this time.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56If not, we should know the way to the hospital by now.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58You're just as bad as that stupid postman!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00What is wrong with you people?!
0:05:00 > 0:05:05Aren't you capable of basic human fear? Are you robots?!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Lemme guess...
0:05:07 > 0:05:10you tried to scare the postman and it didn't work?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13There was a time people would run terrified from this castle.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Now they just drop off the post and go home!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19What type of ghost can't make innocent people run
0:05:19 > 0:05:22and wet themselves. I'm useless, Leo!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Maybe if you tried some new tactics?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27How can I practice new tactics if everyone in this place is
0:05:27 > 0:05:30so used to me they're not even scared any more?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32You're giving up way too easily.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35What happened to the Esme I knew who made me stay up all night staking
0:05:35 > 0:05:38out the barn because she thought it was haunted by enemy ghosts?
0:05:41 > 0:05:440231 hours. No movement.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47LEO SNORES
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Leo?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52LEO SNORES
0:05:53 > 0:05:55You hated that stakeout.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57After five days you were begging me to stop.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Aha! But you didn't! If at first you don't succeed...
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Quit and take up knitting?
0:06:02 > 0:06:08Which do you prefer? Mittens or a bed socks?
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Look.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Maybe if you got one big, proper scare in,
0:06:11 > 0:06:13it'd give you your confidence back.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Yeah? And where's that going to come from?
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Mission accepted.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Best bud!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Brother from another mother! Oh! - Woop! Woo! Swag!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Ah So this is it, huh? - Yep. Home sweet home.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Not to boast but this place is pretty awesome!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44So...where's the chandelier?
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Er, it's being dry-cleaned.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47And the butler?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- Day off!- Didn't you say there was a chocolate fountain in the hall,
0:06:51 > 0:06:54and every guest got a cup made of solid gold on entrance?
0:06:54 > 0:06:55That's only on the weekend.
0:06:55 > 0:07:00Look...this place may not be exactly how I described it.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02CRASH!
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Aunt Marjorie didn't exactly keep this place in tip-top condition.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09So I'm not going to be assigned my own robot for my every need?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Well, we've got an electric tin-opener.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13You can put it in your room if you like.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Actually I think that's broke.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Look. I may have exaggerated a little bit in describing the castle.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- It's only so I knew you'd come.- Of course I'd come. We're best mates!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25So do you want to go into the basement?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28It's so cold and wet down there your toes go numb!
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Swag!
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Doosh, doosh! O-ooh!
0:07:40 > 0:07:44You were right - I looked SO awful before. Stupid muck!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Why do we have to grow things anyway?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49To maintain the eco-system. To eat?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Isn't that what supermarkets are for?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55I need your help. I need to look knockout.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I'm supposed to ignore Gabe, not the other way around.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Everything's gone topsy turvy!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02You always look knockout! Even when you're wearing...
0:08:02 > 0:08:04So! What do you think?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11I think those dungarees wouldn't last a day at the farm.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14They're not dungarees! It's a playsuit.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Eye-catching, huh?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Oh, it's eye-catching, all right. - Do you think Gabe will like it?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22"I thought you two were supposed to be mates ..."
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Well?- "..not for long if you keep saying things like that..."
0:08:24 > 0:08:29Sure. He'll love them. It. You.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30You are the best friend ever!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Jimmy was right... ugh!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Steffanie Topper.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43You were quite the looker during the Industrial Revolution...
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Hey, Gabe.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Dani!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Do you fancy going for a walk?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53There's still a few secret passageways in the basement
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I haven't seen yet. And then we could
0:08:55 > 0:08:56- Gabe?- Who?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Steffie Topper! As I don't live or breathe!
0:09:00 > 0:09:05Lady Steffanie, this is my lady Dani, Dani - Steffie.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Ghostlybook has video chat?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Look at her! Aw. Isn't she sweet?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13She looks just like my great-great-great-
0:09:13 > 0:09:15great grand-daughter!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Only in some kind of fancy dress!
0:09:17 > 0:09:18SHE LAUGHS
0:09:19 > 0:09:20SHE LAUGHS RAUCOUSLY
0:09:20 > 0:09:24It has been simply decades, my dear Lady Steffie.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27the last time I saw you was after Jeremy
0:09:27 > 0:09:29and Horatio had had that unfortunate encounter...
0:09:29 > 0:09:31What have you done to him?!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Oh, the whole 'addicted to Ghostlybook' thing?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36He's talking to some old friend. Steffie something?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Steffie Topper. Oh, don't worry.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40They weren't friends.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Though he did have a massive crush on her.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Messing with someone's mind is fun!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Just not as fun as scaring them out of it.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56So - whoever eats their sandwich quickest wins...?
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Another sandwich?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Yes!- Whoop! Woy! Swag!
0:10:00 > 0:10:05Hang on, is your friendship based entirely on doing stupid things?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Pretty much.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Gabe's spending all his time
0:10:09 > 0:10:12chatting to some dead ex-girlfriend on Ghostlybook!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14I need to do something!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Um... Talk to him about it?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Suggest he spends more time in the real world instead of online.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21It needs to be something big.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24You could write him a letter and tell him how you feel.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26We'll put that in the "maybe" column.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29It needs to be something shocking?
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- So that he forgets Lady Steffie and remembers me.- Right. Um...
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Well...
0:10:35 > 0:10:38You could...
0:10:38 > 0:10:39I see what you're thinking!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Pretend to date someone else so it will make Gabe jealous!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Wait. No, no, no - that's not what I meant.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Kait, that's a great idea.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50I could pretend to date that guy - and show Gabe what he's missing!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Is that a great idea?
0:10:52 > 0:10:58I wouldn't exactly say it's a GREAT idea...
0:10:58 > 0:11:01It's a terrific idea!
0:11:05 > 0:11:06I've won!
0:11:07 > 0:11:08LAUGHTER
0:11:10 > 0:11:11LAUGHTER
0:11:14 > 0:11:15I meant to do that.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16LAUGHTER
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Remember the Countess of Carlisle's ball, Steffie?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- "Yes, I do." - Didn't the Queen look radiant?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43"Radiant was the word, yes."
0:11:43 > 0:11:45You do know she can see you.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Nonsense. I clicked the little box.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51"What are you doing?"
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Ah. It appears I did not click the little box.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55SHE LAUGHS
0:12:04 > 0:12:08And why should my client agree to this fake date?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Um, because the only other thing you've got planned today is
0:12:11 > 0:12:13making go-karts out of old cereal boxes?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16And racing them down the stairs as well. Don't forget about that!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Look, it's not exactly a big ask, is it?
0:12:18 > 0:12:19All he has to do is sit there
0:12:19 > 0:12:21and pretend to be the type of guy I would actually date.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25HE BELCHES
0:12:25 > 0:12:28OK, so it is kind of a big ask... Name your price.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Frog racing, in the library, no complaints.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Can frogs even race?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35That would be my problem. Do we have a deal?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37These frogs, how slimy are they?
0:12:37 > 0:12:38They're frogs - deal with it.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42OK! Frog racing in the library. With slime. Deal?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Emergency meeting in the kitchen!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Leo, what's this about? I need to go and muck out Prince William.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Yeah, and I've got a fake date to arrange, so whatever it is...
0:12:54 > 0:12:57At some point today, Esme's going to pull off a really big scare
0:12:57 > 0:12:59and you lot have to act scared when she does.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- But we've seen every trick she's got.- Jimmy's right.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Nothing Esme does is remotely scary any more.- I know that!
0:13:04 > 0:13:08But she's really upset about it so whatever she does - just pretend.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10It'll really help her get her confidence back.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Well, she has been dead for 200 years.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Maybe she deserves a break.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16I'm in.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Does no-one tell the truth around here?
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Fine...
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Great. Just wait for my signal!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Wait. You didn't tell us what the signal is.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31It's me going 'this is the signal'.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33All right, I get it now.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Where did all the food go that I bought earlier?!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- Um...- We kind of had it for second lunch.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50This date is meant to be impressive. It's meant to be magical!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I'm supposed to be showing Gabe what he's missing!
0:13:53 > 0:13:57So I should probably mention - this date. It'll sort of be my first one.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Maybe if you spent less time taking sledge hammers to things
0:13:59 > 0:14:01and more time brushing your hair...
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Oh, it will be fine. I'll pick it up.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Anyone else think the mould's the best bit?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12It's OK. It's going to be fine.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15He's going to need a make-over.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Gabe needs to think this date is perfect
0:14:35 > 0:14:38wWhich means some fairly intensive work on your table manners.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Now, on a proper date, it's customary for the young man...
0:14:42 > 0:14:43That's you.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46..to pour his date a drink before he pours his own.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49So let's give it a go.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Say "my lady".
0:14:51 > 0:14:52My lady.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- You might be better at this than I thought.- I know!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04HE BELCHES
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Lesson number two - how to use your knife and fork properly.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10I think I might need some protective gear for this one.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- Toilet break.- What, again?- I'm nervous! I am allowed to go, right?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Action stations! This is the signal!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23This is the signal!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Wooooooooo!
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Ahhhhh!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Whatever can be happening(?)
0:15:30 > 0:15:32This is so, so terrifying(!)
0:15:32 > 0:15:36I feel like my heart might just jump right out my chest(!)
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Behold... a kitten!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Arghhhhhh!
0:15:42 > 0:15:44I knew it!
0:15:44 > 0:15:45That was pity fear!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47You all think I was born last century!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49We were really scared. Honest.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Yes! So scared(!)
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Terrified, truly terrified(!)
0:15:54 > 0:15:58When that spoon fell off the table I thought I was going to die(!)
0:15:58 > 0:16:02You did this! You told them all to pretend to be scared of me!
0:16:02 > 0:16:03- No, he didn't!- Yes, I did.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Why is everyone in your family such bad liars?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- I was trying to make you feel better.- I don't care!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12You've insulted me as a friend and as a ghost!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14From now on - just stay away from me!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Oh! It's nearly date time.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23I mean... do you think Esme's going to be OK?
0:16:30 > 0:16:31ROMANTIC STRING MUSIC
0:16:33 > 0:16:34HE SLURPS
0:16:38 > 0:16:41No-one said anything about this being part of the deal.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Chicken, sir?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Do you do chips with that?
0:16:48 > 0:16:52- I violated Date Rule 6653, didn't I?- I can't do this!
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Just think about frog racing, buddy. Just think about frog racing.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Maybe after dinner
0:16:57 > 0:17:00we can go for a moonlight walk around the castle grounds?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Maybe there'll be separate negotiations for any extras.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06I think it's about time you went and checked on our friend in the attic.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Say what?
0:17:07 > 0:17:11I think you'll find it's all laid out in our contract...
0:17:11 > 0:17:15I, Jimmy, hereby agree to ensure Gabe's presence at the fake date.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Even if I have to pry him off Ghostlybook myself.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Go.- So I won't have to wear this stupid thing any more.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30"And then they turned up with their listening devices
0:17:30 > 0:17:32"and stayed the whole night!"
0:17:32 > 0:17:34SHE LAUGHS
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Gabe.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Gabe.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Gabe, man!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Gabe!- I am so sorry, Steffie.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Those Ghost Hunters really are an awful lot...
0:17:43 > 0:17:45"You know, my lord,
0:17:45 > 0:17:48"I feel like I could sit here chatting to you for ever."
0:17:50 > 0:17:53GABRIEL!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Mm!- This cola's lovely.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Um, Luke? What's up with your hands?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Ew! Uh-oh.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Was there onions in that, by any chance?
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Um, yeah.
0:18:08 > 0:18:13Sweetcorn, onions, a dash of chilli. Family recipe. Yummy, huh?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Oh, yeah.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Ow!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I am, like, mega allergic to onions, though.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23I should probably have mentioned that.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25- You think?!- Gabe cannot see this!
0:18:25 > 0:18:31"And of course Araminta denied she'd ever shown him her ankle.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33"I know who I believe!"
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Sorry, mate, but there's frog racing at stake,
0:18:36 > 0:18:38and that laugh is doing my nut in.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Hey!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42There's something I need you to see.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46These things are awesome!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Ooh, squidgy! - This is the worst date ever!
0:18:49 > 0:18:52We need to get him to a hospital before Gabe gets here!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Dani is going to love me for this.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Oh, Jimmy - no!
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- What? This is what you wanted, isn't it?- Give me that.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Whoa! Those are awesome.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Gabe! You're not on Ghostlybook!
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Well - not all the time, my lady.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Gabe. It's just, that well I thought...
0:19:17 > 0:19:18"I say, my lord,
0:19:18 > 0:19:21"I just saw a cat do something rather amusing on Ghostly Tube!"
0:19:21 > 0:19:24This ends now!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26LADY STEFFIE LAUGHS
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Excuse me, I... Well...
0:19:32 > 0:19:34I must be somewhere else.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Gabe!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38What have I done?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44This is all my fault!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Then why are you yelling at me?!
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Because it's YOUR fault it's my fault.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50You told me to tell Dani what she wanted to hear.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53That's why I went along with this stupid plan to make Gabe jealous.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- How's that working out for you? - It isn't! It's a disaster!
0:19:57 > 0:20:00From now on I'm going to tell her what she needs to hear - the truth.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- Like a good friend would. - Nah, not buying it.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06And everyone around here knows I'm the BEST best friend ever.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Did someone mention a hospital?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Oops! Come on then. Let's go.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21I know, I'll do whatever you want for a whole week!
0:20:21 > 0:20:22A month!
0:20:22 > 0:20:23A year!
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Please, Esme. You have to forgive me. I'm your best friend.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Best friend...
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Jimmy's best friend Luke is visiting!
0:20:35 > 0:20:39A stranger? Right here in the castle?
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Never seen a ghost before - probably doesn't believe in them.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- In other words, ripe and ready for scaring.- I dunno.
0:20:46 > 0:20:51I might just give it all up. You've got to know when you're beat, right?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Is that Gabe's Ghostlybook page?
0:20:54 > 0:20:55He left it lying in the ballroom.
0:20:55 > 0:21:01I thought I'd take the opportunity to make a few... improvements.
0:21:01 > 0:21:06Ones that mean I don't have to listen to "hehehehehheh" ever again!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09What was I thinking? I mean, kissing Luke?
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Well, the plan did kind of work. He did drop his Ghostlybook thingy.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18All Gabe did was talk to some really annoying girl online.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22And I actually kissed someone else! Someone I don't even like!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24The only person I like is Gabe.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28He's never going to forgive me, is he?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Hello? This is the part where you give me some advice!
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Real advice or what-you-want-to-hear advice?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38I used to think it was always best to tell the truth.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42Only you seem to like me more when I lie. So which is it?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44I need to put things right with Gabe. Please, Kait.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Just tell me what you really think.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50OK - first of all,
0:21:50 > 0:21:54trying to get Gabe to notice you by dating somebody else? Terrible idea!
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- What? You said...- Yeah, I know what I said and I shouldn't have.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- I shouldn't have just told you what you wanted to hear.- So what now?
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Tell him the truth! No more lies - no more games.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Just you being honest.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Don't you think we should come up with a plan?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12No.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Ill go and get changed - leave you to it.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Kait? You're a really good friend.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26# ..there's not a thing that I would change
0:22:26 > 0:22:29# Cos you're amazing
0:22:29 > 0:22:33# Just the way you are
0:22:34 > 0:22:38# And when you smile... #
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Gabe?
0:22:46 > 0:22:49If you're after any recommendations for good date places,
0:22:49 > 0:22:51I'm afraid I can't really help.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53I wrote you something.
0:22:53 > 0:22:59It's a poem. Like you used to write to me.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03"Saying sorry is quite hard I'm into music, not the bard
0:23:03 > 0:23:06"But I know I have to try if Gabe hates me, I'll want to cry.
0:23:07 > 0:23:12"So here it is, my poetry to try and make my Gabe forgive me."
0:23:12 > 0:23:17I'm sorry I made such a fuss about you being on Ghostlybook.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19And I'm really sorry I hurt you.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Thank you.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23But you still hurt me and I'm not sure I can just forget.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Ah-ha!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35And that, I believe, is what they call payback.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Gabe! I thought... Don't ever do that to me again, OK?
0:23:38 > 0:23:42You know that boy that you kissed? Did you really like him?
0:23:42 > 0:23:47No! I was just upset you were talking to Steffie so much.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Esme said you had a crush on her, so...
0:23:48 > 0:23:52Steffie? But that was centuries ago!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54And between me and you - her laugh...
0:23:56 > 0:23:58So no more dead girlfriends club?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Couldn't, even if I wanted to.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Actually...
0:24:03 > 0:24:05I found this in the kitchen.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09One peek. I trust you.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11But it'll cost you.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13One romantic walk around the battlements,
0:24:13 > 0:24:15and two of your finest love poems.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19You drive a hard bargain, my lady - but deal!
0:24:24 > 0:24:28"Where's my keys, where's my phone, Where's my keys, where's my phone?"
0:24:28 > 0:24:30A video of me singing
0:24:30 > 0:24:33'Where's my keys, where's my phone?' in my nightshirt?
0:24:33 > 0:24:34How did this get on Ghostlybook?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Where's my keys, where's my phone,
0:24:36 > 0:24:39where are my keys, where's my phone...
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Esme! You did this! Might've.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42You've turned me into a laughing stock!
0:24:42 > 0:24:45How will I ever be able to go on Ghostlybook again!
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- Come and sort this!- Or you'll what?
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Wow, brother. You actually look scary for once!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Argh!
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Yeah, prepare to release the frogs.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10One, two...
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Argh!
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- Hey, Esme! - A... a... a ghost!- Where are my...
0:25:18 > 0:25:20A ghost! It's a ghost!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23It's a gh... gh... gh...
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Agh!
0:25:25 > 0:25:27It's a ghost! A ghost!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Yeah, we have ghosts.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32You knew? Why didn't you tell me?!
0:25:32 > 0:25:37Thought you'd get scared. You didn't want to know the truth, did you?!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39- Boo.- Argh!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43- Oh, yeah! - You owe me some racing frogs.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Right, so from now on you're only going to tell the truth?
0:25:48 > 0:25:53- Yep. That's right.- Even if it hurts someone's feelings?- Exactly.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Hey, what do you think?
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Zambini!
0:25:58 > 0:26:03Lame to the power of ten. See? It's called principles. Look it up.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05So? I bought it online.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Isn't it fabulous?
0:26:07 > 0:26:11Well, I think so. But Kait, what do you think?
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Um,
0:26:14 > 0:26:16I think,
0:26:16 > 0:26:19that, um, it's... well,
0:26:19 > 0:26:22very...
0:26:22 > 0:26:24- What do your principles tell you? - I'm kidding!
0:26:24 > 0:26:26As if I'd ever wear something so horrific.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Isn't that my jumper?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30From now on just be yourself, OK?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Just not too much. For all our sakes.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35KNOCK ON DOOR
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Who can that be?
0:26:36 > 0:26:38It'll be for Esme. She ordered a pizza.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40The ghost who can't eat ordered a pizza?
0:26:40 > 0:26:44She has her reasons. You may hear some blood-curdling screams.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Hello?
0:26:49 > 0:26:51You must be new - let me just find my money.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Ahhh!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Argh! Argh!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Cher-ching.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Still got it.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Dinner's ready!
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd