0:00:25 > 0:00:29Lady Gaga? This is Dani, from the Bogmoor Rocks music festival.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Mr Bieber? No, this isn't Selena.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35I'm terribly sorry, Mr Cent. Can I call you "50"?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37No, Dani.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Dani!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Yeah, sorry. The signal is really bad.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42It's Kait, calling from Bogmoor Rocks...
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I've got some bad news... No, not bad shoes.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48We've had to cancel the festival due to poor weather.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Well, I think that's the last of them.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52I can't believe we've had to cancel the festival.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54After all those weeks of planning...
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Tell me about it. I needed those proceeds to do up the east wing.
0:00:57 > 0:01:02I was rather hoping to perform some of my melodeon pieces on stage.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05PLAYS CLASSICAL MUSIC
0:01:07 > 0:01:09So it's not all bad news, then.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11RAUCOUS MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:11 > 0:01:12What is that?!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15I think it's music, potentially.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18It is a veritable assault upon one's ear hole.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Says the one whose music sounds like a cat going berserk in a bin!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Come on, you. Let's go and investigate.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Oh, Kait, do you mind checking the portaloos are cancelled?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Cheers, mate.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Oh, the glamour of the music biz(!)
0:01:32 > 0:01:36MUSIC: "School's Out" by Jedward
0:01:36 > 0:01:38JEDWARD RULE!
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Oh, turn that off!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42You're going to wake the poltergeist!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44We can't turn it off, even if we wanted to.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Which we definitely don't want to do.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47And the controls are in the attic.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Which we've locked.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Gabe!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52It would be my pleasure, my lady.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55INCREASED VOLUME
0:01:55 > 0:01:58# Can't wait until school is out
0:01:58 > 0:02:02# Whoa-oh-oh-oh
0:02:02 > 0:02:05# Think I can hear the music now
0:02:05 > 0:02:07# Hey! You! Let's get this party started like
0:02:07 > 0:02:08# We do
0:02:08 > 0:02:10# Makin' everybody go
0:02:10 > 0:02:13# Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... #
0:02:13 > 0:02:14MUSIC STOPS
0:02:16 > 0:02:18# Whoa-oh-oh-oh
0:02:18 > 0:02:20# Can't wait... # MUSIC STOPS
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Oh, that's better.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Hey!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27No fair.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Have you wired up the entire castle?!
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Yup. Speakers in every room, so that the music goes with us.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48This castle is seriously old, and in serious in need of repair.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Do you not remember last week?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Stupid collapsing east wing.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Ah, blissful silence.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Thanks, Gabe. Well done.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Spell "fun"? Well, I'll try...
0:03:11 > 0:03:12f... er...
0:03:12 > 0:03:14No, I said "thanks"!
0:03:14 > 0:03:15TANKS? Where?!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17No, I said... Forget it.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19A frog gets hit?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22You're not making much sense, my lady.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Have you been out in the sun?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25See what you've done?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Music should never be listened to that loudly.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28We were just getting psyched to meet
0:03:28 > 0:03:32a certain pair of spiky-haired musical gods.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35We're talking about John and Edward Grimes.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36A.K.A....
0:03:36 > 0:03:38JEDWARD!
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Ah! Appears this "Jedward" are good for one's hearing!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47They are amazing. I'm the biggest Jedward fan on the planet.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Think I'm a LITTLE bit more of a fan than you.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Not possible.- Reckon so.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52We'll see.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Since when have you been into modern music, sister?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Since Leo introduced me to it.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Give me that over your awful melodeon music any day.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03MELODEON PLAYS
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Do none of you like my music?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Please. If you'd give it a chance,
0:04:10 > 0:04:12you would hear the beauty within.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14We'll pass.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17John and Edward are icons, legends.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21They'll find themselves up with Hercules, Zeus, Simon Cowell...
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Don't you think that's overstating it a little bit?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26I mean, they are just people.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Anyway, bad news on the Jedward front.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30We've had to cancel the festival.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32What? They're not coming?!
0:04:32 > 0:04:33No. They're not coming.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Wh... N... What?! Wh...why?!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38The weather. The castle grounds are like a swamp.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41If you put up a stage, it would just sink.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43But I'd bought this autograph book especially!
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Oh!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Oops. Sorry.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49I really need to work on that technique.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Would these help?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Sorry about that. Thanks again. Bye.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00What was all the racket?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Esme and Leo. How's it all going?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05That's the toilets un-booked. So I reckon we're all done.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08How's it going, peeps?
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Where have you been?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Having my mid-morning nap.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Did you not hear all the noise?
0:05:13 > 0:05:14What noise?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17The noise of Esme and Leo rocking out to Jedward.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19The news did not go down well.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20What news?
0:05:20 > 0:05:21The bad news.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22What bad news?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24About the festival being cancelled.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Ohhh...right. That bad news.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28What bad news did you think we meant?
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Um...
0:05:29 > 0:05:32# One, two, three, break!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34# One, two, three... #
0:05:34 > 0:05:35SMASHING
0:05:37 > 0:05:38So, were they OK with it?
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Were who OK about what?
0:05:39 > 0:05:40- Jedward.- Jedward?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Were Jedward OK with us cancelling the festival?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Either you have no idea what we're talking about,
0:05:46 > 0:05:47or there's an echo in here.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49You did call them, didn't you, like I asked?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Yeah. Course. What do you think I am - an idiot?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53They were totally cool with it.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55They were like, "Yeah, Jimmy. Thanks for calling.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56"We're Jedward. Whoo!"
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Good. Because the last thing we need
0:05:58 > 0:06:00is them two turning up out of the blue.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Could you imagine if that happened?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Who was that?
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Er...wrong number.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16KNOCKING CONTINUES
0:06:19 > 0:06:21We're J to the E to the D to the Ward!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Jedward!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25ESME SCREAMS
0:06:25 > 0:06:27What she said.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30OK. I forgot to call.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Forgot? Who could forget this?!
0:06:33 > 0:06:34What he said!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I've had a busy week, OK?
0:06:37 > 0:06:38# Party till we drop
0:06:40 > 0:06:41# Till we...
0:06:42 > 0:06:45# Gonna party till we drop... #
0:06:48 > 0:06:50And the festival's back on!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52I can't believe it's actually you!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Of course it's actually us.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Yeah. We're actually real!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Is it true that you're going to be performing a brand new song tonight?
0:06:59 > 0:07:00We need to talk.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Guys, why don't you make yourselves at home?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Esme, Leo, grab a Jedward each and take them to the kitchen.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06This way, please.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Thank you.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Right.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13They seem like nice lads.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Probably because you've not yet told them they've come here
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- for absolutely no reason! - Thanks to you, Jimmy.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- Everything is always my fault. - This IS your fault.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23You look very glare-y today, Dani.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25You had one job to do, Jimmy. One!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28So now we've got two pop stars in the castle who've come
0:07:28 > 0:07:30all the way from Japan to play at our music festival.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Except there is no music festival!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Jedward are going to go crazy when they find out.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36So in short - we're in big trouble.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Chill your heels. I'll sort it.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Leave everything to the Jimster.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42We left it to the Jimster last time.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44That's why we're in this situation.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Trust me. I don't make the same mistake twice.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Yeah, just brand new ones!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Everyone take a step back. Rewind.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Think. When have I ever let you down?
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Go and talk to them.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57The next time I see you,
0:07:57 > 0:07:59you'd better have told them it's cancelled.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02I can't believe it.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04They're even cooler in person than I thought they'd be.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I know! Who'd have thought something living would be this amazing!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Noodle puffs, Sir John? They're minty moose flavour...
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Why are you calling me "sir"?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Because I'm your biggest fan.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Actually, I'm your biggest fan. Check this out.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Seriously? That's how you are going to prove you're their biggest fan?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Ask me anything about them.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32OK, then. What was their first Irish number one single?
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Under Pressure.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35# Ice, ice, baby... #
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Which twin is older?
0:08:36 > 0:08:37John. By ten minutes.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Where were they born?
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Dublin.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47As your BIGGEST fan, I can't wait to hear a brand new song.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49I'm dangerously excited.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52It is going to be mind-blowing, like everything else you guys do.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Imagine that, being the first Jedward fan in the entire world
0:08:55 > 0:08:58to hear your brand new song. What an honour.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I should hear it before him, since I'm ACTUALLY your biggest fan.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- I am.- No, I am.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04- I am!- I am!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- I am!- No, I am!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07- No, I am!- I am!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10John, what are we going to do for tonight? We've nothing written.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Edward, we still have loads of time. Do you have any ideas?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Absolutely none.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18OK, then. Whichever one of us can prove we're their biggest fan
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- gets to hear the song first? - I'm up for that.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Sir Jedwards? - Yeah, let's give it a go.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24See what you guys are made of.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28It'd better be totally Jedley, Jepic, out-of-this-world amazing.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29It'd better be Jawesome!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Crazy kids!
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Awww!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Minty moose?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Jimmy, what are you doing?
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Nothing.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Are you building a stage?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Why would I be building a stage?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49What's that behind your back?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Nothing.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53You didn't speak to Jedward, did you?!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I did. I swear. I promise you I did.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Did you actually use the words, "The festival is cancelled"?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Well, I used some of those words...
0:10:02 > 0:10:04So, guys, some good news!
0:10:04 > 0:10:08The festival is definitely... not...cancelled!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11What was I supposed to do?
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Tell them the truth!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14I tried, but it was hard!
0:10:14 > 0:10:15How hard can it be?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I dunno...I started, and then I thought,
0:10:18 > 0:10:20"They've come all this way,
0:10:20 > 0:10:22"they flew out here and they were going to cry."
0:10:22 > 0:10:24And nobody wants to see Jedward cry.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I wonder what it would take to make Jimmy cry?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30So you decided to fake an entire festival?
0:10:30 > 0:10:31In the castle?
0:10:31 > 0:10:32It's going to be fine!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- BOTH:- How?!
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Look - with the lights in their eyes,
0:10:35 > 0:10:38they won't be able to tell if there's an audience in here.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Probably.- Do you not think they'd notice the lack of applause?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Ah, see, I've thought about that.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46RECORDING OF RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Poltergeist!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Nah, this room is miles away from the poltergeist.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53It won't hear a thing. Probably.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I can't believe you, Jimmy.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56You were supposed to tell Jedward
0:10:56 > 0:10:59that the festival is cancelled twice.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00And you failed both times.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02But I came up with a solution, didn't I?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04You call this a solution?!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06This is a disaster waiting to happen.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10OK. So...you don't like the fake festival.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13But I've got a back-up plan.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Two words...
0:11:16 > 0:11:17..fake werewolf attack.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18WOLF HOWLS
0:11:18 > 0:11:20That's three words.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Just dismantle the stage.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29No! I don't even trust you to do that.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32We'll dismantle the stage, and we'll tell Jedward the truth.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34No disrespect, Jimmy,
0:11:34 > 0:11:36but I reckon we can do a better job without you.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38OK.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Fine.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Do you mind getting to work here
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- while I go break the news to Jedward?- Yep.- Thank you.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Of course I should hear it first.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55I'm a much bigger fan than you.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58I was into Jedward WAY before you were!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00So? First doesn't always mean best.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01It sort of does.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Who remembers the guys who came second. Eh?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06"Whoopee doo! Look at me! I'm the second man on the moon!"
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Whoo!
0:12:07 > 0:12:10There are men on the moon?!
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Ohhh!
0:12:12 > 0:12:13See?! You're not even from this century.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16You don't deserve to be their biggest fan.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17I hope you're hungry, Leo.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Because you're about to eat your words.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Why can't I do that?!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28John, we've never been stuck for song ideas before.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Edward, what are we going to do?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Ah! Boys. Glad I found you. There's been a bit of a problem.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34What kind of problem?
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Um...well...
0:12:38 > 0:12:41when I say problem, I actually mean...everything's fine!
0:12:41 > 0:12:45So keep enjoying the castle. OK. Bye!
0:12:45 > 0:12:46John. This place is weird.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Yes, it's totally affecting my music genius.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52MELODEON PLAYS
0:12:54 > 0:12:58They think I'm useless. Dani doesn't even want me here.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I've totally messed up.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Master Jimmy, please. I'm trying to compose here.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Did we hear music!?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Good heavens. The brothers Jedward!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Here in the castle.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13What is this thing?
0:13:13 > 0:13:17This, gentlemen, is a melodeon. I got it for my tenth birthday.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19It looks pretty old.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Old?! Well...
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Yes. It, um, it was an antique when I got it.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Here, do you write songs?
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Indeed.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30I had quite the promising career ahead of me before I die...
0:13:30 > 0:13:32die...
0:13:32 > 0:13:33# Di-da-di-di-i-i...
0:13:33 > 0:13:37- # Do-da-do... - THEY ALL SING
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- And so forth. - Hey! Could you write us a song?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Cos we need to impress our fans tonight.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45They need to be like, "Ahhhhh! It's Jedward!"
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Of course I will help you!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49You can write us a song. Awesome! Yeah!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Ok. We'll leave you it to you. We've got to get out of here.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55And do our hair. You're the man, OK?
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Seriously, writing us a song - it's the coolest thing ever.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Did you hear that?!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05They actually want me to help them.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Finally, my musical talent is being recognised.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Nice try!
0:14:17 > 0:14:19I'm putting the finishing touches to this.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22I'm going to give them to Jedward as a present.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Seriously? This is how you're going to prove you're their biggest fan -
0:14:26 > 0:14:29with a couple of little teddy bears?
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Trust me, they're not just teddy bears.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Check this out.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38'We're J to the E to the D to the ward! Jedward!'
0:14:38 > 0:14:41# Whoa-oh-oh-oh
0:14:41 > 0:14:44# Whoa-oh-oh-oh... #
0:14:45 > 0:14:49Let's see you beat that.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Oh, don't you worry - I already have.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Ah, Kait. You haven't dismantled the stage yet, have you?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- No, not yet... - Great...don't touch it.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Why?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18You did tell Jedward about the festival being cancelled?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Didn't you?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Dani!
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I tried. Jimmy's right - it is really hard!
0:15:27 > 0:15:31But what do we need the stage for?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34It's not like we're going ahead with Jimmy's mad scheme!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39What?
0:15:39 > 0:15:41What choice have we got?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I've tried telling them, and it didn't work.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Yeah, but what if they find out the truth?
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Yeah, but what if they don't? We'll have gotten away with it,
0:15:51 > 0:15:54and Jedward will be on the way back home none the wiser.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59You really think we can pull this off?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Yeah!
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Gabe, buddy of mine...
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Yes?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07How can I say this?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11Your music isn't exactly chart material.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13What do you mean?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15I mean, it's pretty...last century.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18In fact, the century before that.
0:16:18 > 0:16:23Popular 21st century music is very different to the sort of...
0:16:23 > 0:16:26STUFF that you like to play.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30I see. Then I risk embarrassing myself.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Yeah. You do have a habit of doing that.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Remember that dance-off we had?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40# It's real love, real love
0:16:40 > 0:16:43# It's real love, real love
0:16:43 > 0:16:48# It's real love, real love
0:16:48 > 0:16:51# It's real love, real love... #
0:16:53 > 0:16:56CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:08 > 0:17:09What if I help you write the song?
0:17:09 > 0:17:13With all respect, Jimmy, do you know anything about music?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Do I?!
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Yes, that's what I was...
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Well, perhaps I could do with a little musical direction.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26But why would you want to help someone so last century?
0:17:26 > 0:17:27Let's see.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Dani tells me to get lost.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Jedward hailed me the musical maestro.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34High five.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37I meant to do that.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41When Jedward unwrap their new Jeddy Bears,
0:17:41 > 0:17:44they're bound to name me their number one fan.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46You don't stand a chance.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Oh, really? So what did you come up with?
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Nothing less than a simple magic trick for the mighty Jedward.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55One that will celebrate their iconic style.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Behold.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05SHE MOUTHS
0:18:05 > 0:18:08It's all right, I suppose.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Now all need to do is get changed into something a bit more...
0:18:13 > 0:18:17..befitting of my heroes, and it's in the bag.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25OK, finished!
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- RECORDING OF APPLAUSE - Oh, no!
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Guys! What was that noise?
0:18:32 > 0:18:33It was, er...
0:18:33 > 0:18:36We play that through the speakers to...
0:18:36 > 0:18:40warm them up, because cold speakers - big problem.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Dani, there's really a festival, isn't there?
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Yeah, because we were told Lady Gaga would be here.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48She IS! Er...hold on a second.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51One minute.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55What are you doing?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Now they're expecting Lady Gaga to be here.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Why are you looking at me like that?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Dani, I can't. I'm not an actor.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07It's simple - all you have to do
0:19:07 > 0:19:09is imagine you're an international pop idol
0:19:09 > 0:19:12who's adored by millions of fans all over the world.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16I can't. This is totally out of my experience.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18I grew up riding my horse around fields.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19OK, well, try this.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Imagine your horse is a microphone,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25and the field is full of screaming fans,
0:19:25 > 0:19:31and the trees are paparazzi trying to take photographs of you.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33That just creeps me out.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Come on, get Jedicated!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Show me some Jedication.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Come on! It'll be fun, I promise.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43What if that guy can't write us a song before tonight's show?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Well, John, he's the only chance we've got.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Where's my dressing room?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Superstars. What are you going to do?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Lady Gaga has really let herself go!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58THEY SING TUNELESSLY
0:19:58 > 0:20:02# We're yes, we're no, We're up and down...
0:20:02 > 0:20:05# Cos we're not the same...
0:20:05 > 0:20:07# Whoa-oh, oh-oh...
0:20:07 > 0:20:08# Whoa-oh...
0:20:08 > 0:20:10# Whoa-oh... # Oh.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Hmm.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18Perhaps if we do some human beatboxing underneath it?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Might bring it up to date a bit.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21HE BEATBOXES
0:20:21 > 0:20:23# We're up, up, up We're down, down, down
0:20:23 > 0:20:24# We're up...
0:20:24 > 0:20:25# We're down
0:20:25 > 0:20:27# It's murder... #
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Definitely not the same.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32That's really terrible, isn't it?
0:20:32 > 0:20:36I think I'm starting to see why all of you hate my melodeon so much.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Well, we did our best.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44And once again my best leads to total failure.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Don't be too hard on yourself.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I can't do anything right.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50It's no wonder Dani doesn't need me around.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Jimmy... Jimmy...
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Jimmy!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55It's so cool being here.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57MELODEON PLAYING
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Edward, what is that? It sounds terrible.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Yeah, really terrible...
0:21:03 > 0:21:05But good terrible.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11I'm going to miss this place. Bye, suit of armour.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Bye, castle.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Bye, peacock. I barely got to know you.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Where are you going?- I'm leaving.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- What? Why?- I keep messing up.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Yeah, so?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Dani, we're supposed to be a family, but all I do is get on your nerves.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Yeah. Tell me about it. You drive me mad!
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Jimmy, that's what families are supposed to do!
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Yeah, right.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Fine, don't believe me.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38But right now we've got a problem that you caused,
0:21:38 > 0:21:41so you're going to stick around and help me sort it out.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48OK. Fine. I'll stay. For now.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50What do you want me to do?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52We've got a fake concert to sort out!
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Don't you dare.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Right, Jimmy - you get into costume, and head backstage.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Kait, you're on lights and sound, and I'll do the smoke machine.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Cue sound. - RECORDING OF APPLAUSE
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Wow. Just listen to that crowd.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13And look who's come to see your set - it's Usher!
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- AMERICAN ACCENT: Hey. 'Sup boys. It's your boy Usher.- Hey, Usher. Whoa!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19We never knew you were performing tonight.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Yeah, man. You guys must be pretty nervous.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24You know, there's a big crowd going on.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Yeah, sure. We are nervous.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27But you'd know all about that, Usher, wouldn't you?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Oh, yeah. Totally. You know, cos I'm Usher.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Especially when we're performing a brand new song.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35USUAL ACCENT: You wrote that pretty quickly! I mean, er...yeah.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37AMERICAN ACCENT: You wrote that pretty quickly?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- We did have some help. - CHEERING
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Oh, boys, I think that's your cue.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- Come on, Edward, let's go, let's rock this.- Word.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46'Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage...
0:22:46 > 0:22:48'Jedward!'
0:22:48 > 0:22:51RECORDING OF APPLAUSE
0:22:51 > 0:22:53What's up, Bogmoor!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Please work. Please work.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Guys, we are so excited.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Whoa, those lights are kind of bright...
0:23:02 > 0:23:04But, guys, we know you're out there.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Back off! I'M Jedward's biggest fan!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09No way. Jedward hair so beats Jeddy Bears!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12This song is never, ever performed. It's specially for all you guys.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15And we're dedicating it to our TWO biggest fans -
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Esme and Leo. THEY CHEER
0:23:18 > 0:23:20And it goes a little something like this.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22# We're yes, we're no
0:23:22 > 0:23:24# We're up and down
0:23:24 > 0:23:27# This fear is nothing
0:23:27 > 0:23:29# We're right, we're wrong
0:23:29 > 0:23:31# We're few and far between
0:23:31 > 0:23:35# Together become as one...
0:23:35 > 0:23:37# We came too far
0:23:37 > 0:23:38# Yeah, as one... #
0:23:38 > 0:23:39That's our song!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41# So come and put your hands up
0:23:41 > 0:23:46# We came too far, yeah... #
0:23:48 > 0:23:51MELODEON PLAYS
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Aargh! G-g-ghost! RUN!
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Don't worry, John, I'm coming as well. Aargh!
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Oh, my Jedward, there's nobody in the crowd!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Guys! What happened?! Where is everybody?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06All I can say is, I'm glad we didn't crowd-surf!
0:24:06 > 0:24:07What's going on?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22I know. A fake music festival.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25I can't believe we thought you'd fall for it.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Although, if wasn't for The Haunted Harpsichord over there...
0:24:28 > 0:24:31My enthusiasm for beautiful music may have got the better of me.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34And yeah, we probably should have mentioned
0:24:34 > 0:24:36the fact that the castle's haunted.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37All I can say is...I'm sorry,
0:24:37 > 0:24:39and we should have told you everything sooner.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Guys, we're totally cool. What are you stressing about?
0:24:42 > 0:24:43We should be thanking you!
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Thanking us?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Yeah, come on. We did need a holiday.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50And we got to hang out with Lady Gaga.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53And learn some cool dance moves!
0:24:53 > 0:24:55# Oh, there ain't no other way
0:24:55 > 0:24:56# Baby, I was born this way
0:24:56 > 0:25:01# Baby, I was born this way... #
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Um...yeah. Actually, about that... I'll let Kait...explain
0:25:04 > 0:25:05and me and Jimmy'll just...
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Where is Jimmy?
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Where are you going?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21You know where I'm going.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23I've tried to make amends, and now I'm off.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Have a nice life, Dani.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26You can't leave!
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Look - you're annoying, you're clumsy, you're lazy,
0:25:30 > 0:25:32you drive me mad most of the time.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Way to make me want to stay, cuz!
0:25:34 > 0:25:37But don't say you don't feel the same way about me!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Like I said, it's what families are like!
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- Edward, I want to climb a mountain! - What's that?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45< Well, John, I want to hang out here and chill.
0:25:45 > 0:25:46< Edward, I want to climb a mountain!
0:25:46 > 0:25:48< We've got climb a mountain...
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Hear that? Even JEDWARD bicker.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51Wow.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53So are you going to unpack your bags or what?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Yeah, you have twisted my arm.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03RAUCOUS MUSIC PLAYS
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Esme! Leo! Turn it down! What have I told you?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08It's Jedward! They say playing music's
0:26:08 > 0:26:10the only thing they can agree on doing!
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Oh. Well, if it makes them happy.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Play it as loud as you like!
0:26:14 > 0:26:15Wait - no!
0:26:15 > 0:26:19RAUCOUS MUSIC PLAYS
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- ALL:- Poltergeist!
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd