Witch World

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0:00:24 > 0:00:26GIGGLING

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Hello?

0:00:31 > 0:00:34GIGGLING

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Anyone there?

0:00:37 > 0:00:38DOOR SLAMS

0:00:38 > 0:00:39SHE SCREAMS

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- Gotcha! - I...I wasn't scared.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46No. You were just practising your high jump?

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Urgh! Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?!

0:00:48 > 0:00:54Nobody's my size! Except sheep. And you can't spook sheep. I've tried.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Think of it this way - you have a natural gift.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Some people are musical, you're scare-able!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03I'm kind of glad you spooked me. Cos now I won't feel sorry for you.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07Oh, please! Why should YOU feel sorry for ME?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- You'll find out.- I'm quivering! Literally quivering.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17I LOVE being a ghost!

0:01:18 > 0:01:22I can't help it. It freaks me out. The way they just suddenly pop up!

0:01:22 > 0:01:23You make them sound like toast.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27They're like you and me, only dead. Get used to it.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Why should I?!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30I'm going to make sure no ghost scares me ever again.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32BOTH SCREAM

0:01:32 > 0:01:36Urgh! Right! I've had enough of that for one day, thanks!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38With your evil little sister going round using me

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- for spooking practice. - She's a ghost! It's her job.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Oh, dear. I'll have a word.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- As her elder brother, it's my duty to correct her. - HE SNIGGERS

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- She looks up to me... - Right(!)

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- What are those? - We need a money-making idea

0:01:52 > 0:01:53to save the castle, right?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56And so I can get a new bike to ride round the field.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- What about the cows? - They can have a go too, if you like!

0:01:59 > 0:02:03This is my random idea generator. Read 'em out!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06- "Turtle..." - "Juggling?"

0:02:06 > 0:02:10YES! I'd pay to see that! We're on our way!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Yeah, to bankruptcy!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16OK. Be honest. Do I smell funny to you?

0:02:16 > 0:02:18- THEY SNIFF - No more than usual. Why?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21I just met some woman from the village coming down the drive.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23She had hair like a birds nest?

0:02:23 > 0:02:27She's collecting for the donkey sanctuary. I gave her a carrot.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Well, she went miles out of her way. It was like she was

0:02:29 > 0:02:32deliberately avoiding me!

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Donkey-mad, bird nest hair, avoiding you...

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Hmm. Sounds like Gloria Crankett.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39But I thought I broke the ice at the Bogmoor Ball.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42The villagers don't still think I'm stuck up, do they?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- No...- Infectious?

0:02:45 > 0:02:46I don't want to worry you.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50But there's a rumour about a previous Lady Dunraven

0:02:50 > 0:02:53who dabbled in...witchcraft!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Witchcraft? What's that got do with me?

0:02:56 > 0:03:01- Were you doing anything odd? - No! I don't think so.

0:03:01 > 0:03:08Aw, hello, puddycat! You're such a pretty cat. Oh, you're so cute!

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Hi!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17What, you mean the cat and the broomstick?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- She can't think I'm a witch?! - It's...not impossible.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23The villagers must know there's no such thing as witches!

0:03:23 > 0:03:26What, like there's no such thing as ghosts?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Gabe!- Sorry, my lady!

0:03:32 > 0:03:35This other Lady Dunraven - did you know her?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38No. Well, I...not really.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42But you must have met her. Go on! Spill the beans.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Well...if you're sure.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47It was back in the 1830's,

0:03:47 > 0:03:51when the feud that rent your family asunder commenced.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53And once more in English?

0:03:53 > 0:03:58- When your family bust-up kicked off. - Yeah?! So who was busting who?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Lavinia and her younger brother Neddy.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03He came to her with what SHOULD have been good news.

0:04:03 > 0:04:08- Well, how do you know that? - I was, er, passing by...

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Hey, sis, I'm getting spliced to this HOT babe! I'm well chuffed!

0:04:14 > 0:04:18I'm no expert, but I'm sure they didn't speak like that then.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20I thought I'd put it into your words!

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Don't embarrass yourself, mate. Just spit it out.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Well...

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Oh, Neddy that's wonderful news.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Yes, I know. So, there's going to be big changes around here.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32I'm doing it up.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- This is my home too! - Yes, about that.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40We reckon it would be better if you moved into the gatehouse cottage?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- What?! - Witchcraft!

0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Neddy! This is science, not magic! - Well, it'll have to stop.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52- You're a woman, you should be embroidering cushions.- WHY?!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Women can do everything that men can!

0:04:54 > 0:04:57One day there might even be a female Prime Minister.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Hahahaha!

0:04:59 > 0:05:04- Please! Neddy! Let's not fight. We're family!- True...

0:05:04 > 0:05:07We're happy the way things are, aren't we?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09- HE SIGHS - But I'm getting married!

0:05:09 > 0:05:12What, to someone you've known precisely two minutes?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Get married later.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Please? Promise me, Neddy.- OK.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18I promise.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Go on. What happened then? - I'm afraid I don't know...

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Shortly after, Esme and I took one of our naps.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Then when we woke up, the castle was owned by Neddy's grandson.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33That's a long nap!

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Sometimes we like to...fast-forward a bit.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39When things are dull.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43And the 1830's were EXCEPTIONALLY tedious.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45You're not going to take a nap now, are you?

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Things are far too interesting at present...

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Now, I must go have that word with Esme.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Use the door!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Urgh.- Whoa, wait!

0:05:55 > 0:05:58This is brilliant! Forget turtle juggling!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01We can open up this place up as Witch World!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Oh, here we go... - Yeah, I can see it now!

0:06:04 > 0:06:09Pay to enter the home of a real-life sorceress - if you dare!

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Serious?- Yeah! We don't even have to

0:06:12 > 0:06:14fix the place up! Leave it crumbly!

0:06:14 > 0:06:15- Just add a few bats.- Hold on!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18The villagers already think I'm dodgy enough without

0:06:18 > 0:06:21resurrecting the legend of Lavinia, mad witch of Bogmoor!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23C'mon, Dani! Think of my new bike!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25I mean, the castle's future...

0:06:25 > 0:06:28No! Sorry! You'll have to come up with something else!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- But this is a golden opportunity! - Yeah - to make me look bad!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34I see you two haven't lost the family taste for arguing.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Please, just promise me you won't witch up the castle.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40OK! I promise.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52And here we can have the potions bit and the bats' tongues and that!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- How about some pond slime? - Nice touch! - HE LAUGHS

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Jimmy? This is all OK with Dani, right?

0:07:00 > 0:07:05Sure! I'm the business brains in the family. She trusts me.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06So you cleared it with her?

0:07:06 > 0:07:11And here we can explain how Lavinia used to sour milk, spoil crops

0:07:11 > 0:07:16- and get her trainers all minging, that sort of stuff.- And over here...

0:07:16 > 0:07:19How about the witch's familiar?

0:07:19 > 0:07:21She should be, she looks like Dani!

0:07:21 > 0:07:26No! Her familiar is the animal she talks to, the one that does

0:07:26 > 0:07:30her bidding. A bit like an evil secretary.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Witch World! What are you doing?! You promised!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- You didn't tell her.- Yeah, that was just to chill you out.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39You'd be mad to give up an idea like this.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41A girl's castle is her home. I have to live here!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43- It's my castle too. - SHE SIGHS

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Don't worry it's going to be VERY tasteful.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Yeah, OK, so Lavinia's cauldron for cooking up children.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Want it over here?- No! - She did NOT eat children!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Prove it.- OK, I will.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56If I prove Lavinia was just a poor, misunderstood woman,

0:07:56 > 0:07:59then you'll have to stop. No witch. No Witch World.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01True, but you're wasting your time. Everyone obviously knew

0:08:01 > 0:08:04- she was just a cauldron botherer. - Yeah, well, we'll see.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Ah, put the throw-a-wet-sponge-at-a-witch game

0:08:10 > 0:08:11just here.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Say four for a quid? And over here I'm thinking...

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- CRASH - Urgh!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Awwwww!- Oh, soz.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Ah, Esme! Glad you could make it.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28I've got something that I want to show you.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32- What is it, a smoke alarm? - Close. It's a ghost alarm.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36It tells me when there's an annoying little spook sneaking around.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- SHE SCOFFS - It'll never work.- It's guaranteed.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Where did you get it?- The internet. - Well, switch it on.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Actually, I already have.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49What a shame. Sounds like you've been robbed. If that's all...

0:08:49 > 0:08:51ALARM BLARES

0:08:51 > 0:08:54- ALARM:- Warning! Spectral presence detected!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Yes, I guess it takes a minute to warm up!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59It works?! But humans don't know the first thing about ghosts!

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Where on the internet did you find it?!

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Oh, did I say internet? I meant to say after-net.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07See, I used YOUR laptop to order them.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10What?! Not from Spookazon?!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Yes, that's the one.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I guess you'll have to give sheep haunting another go!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24- How's it going, Hermione Granger? - SHE SNEEZES

0:09:24 > 0:09:27I've been reading these dusty old books for hours because of you!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Well, you could always give up. - No!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32There's an old family history that should be here,

0:09:32 > 0:09:35but it's missing! Probably got lost in the war

0:09:35 > 0:09:40- or the flood of 1892. - You mean, this one?

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Yes! That's it. Where did you find it?- You were sitting on it.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Go on then!

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Get some more gory details that I can use for Witch World.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51She wasn't a witch!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54She was just an early scientist or something.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57So was Dr Frankenstein!

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Ah! Here. Here - 1838!

0:10:01 > 0:10:05"Lavinia's odd experiments attracted unfavourable attention..."

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Don't do yourself any favours, do you?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11The hats are channelling our brain-waves!

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Right! I have some good news. I've set a date for my wedding.

0:10:15 > 0:10:20- What...you broke your promise!? - Nope. I had a pair of these!

0:10:21 > 0:10:25But I can't live in the poky old gatekeeper's cottage!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28I agree, we're going to give it to her mother instead.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31- How do you feel about the box room in the attic?- You can't do this!

0:10:31 > 0:10:33I can. This is my castle.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36You've forced me into this! There's something you don't know, Neddy.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- The rest of the pages are missing! - I must've started a fire with them

0:10:42 > 0:10:46when we had that spooky power-cut. What?! It was freezing!

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Hang on!

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Aha! Here...

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Yeah, like that's going to be the right one?

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Huh! It's the right one!

0:10:57 > 0:11:01Half of this castle belongs to me! Our parents left it to both of us.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04But that's impossible! I'm the man!

0:11:04 > 0:11:05It's true.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08I suppose this is Mummy and her crackpot ideas!

0:11:08 > 0:11:11She even thought it was OK for women to play tennis!

0:11:11 > 0:11:15So if you and your new bride don't like my experiments,

0:11:15 > 0:11:17then stay out of my half of the castle.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- SHE CACKLES - Ah-hahahahaha!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23I really don't do myself any favours with that laugh.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25You haven't heard the last of this, Lavinia!

0:11:25 > 0:11:29As far as I'm concerned, you're now NO sister of mine!

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Can I borrow your horse? - NO!

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Now no sister of mine!

0:11:35 > 0:11:37How could they be so nasty to each other!?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39They were supposed to be brother and sister!

0:11:39 > 0:11:42I guess they both just thought they were right.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45But it's time this stopped. The family feud ends here!

0:11:47 > 0:11:49As long as you admit that Lavs was innocent,

0:11:49 > 0:11:52- and knock Witch World on the head. - Uh-huh.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54She was obviously a broomstick-jockey!

0:11:54 > 0:11:57She was experimenting! And Neddy was a sexist!

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- "But I'm the Man!" - Don't diss my side of the family!

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Why?! You're dissing mine! - What makes your side right?!

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Jimmy your being silly! There's no right or wrong!

0:12:05 > 0:12:06Well, yeah! Your family's full of witches!

0:12:06 > 0:12:09You're being ridiculous and you are over exaggerating.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18And YES, I DID mean to do that!

0:12:18 > 0:12:19SHE SIGHS Oh, Jimmy.

0:12:28 > 0:12:33Welcome to Witch World! Behold my bat! Where's my bat?

0:12:35 > 0:12:39- Ow! - Leo! This is an disaster!

0:12:39 > 0:12:41It's the end of the world as we know it!

0:12:43 > 0:12:46It's all right, I just tripped...

0:12:46 > 0:12:50Oh, right, you mean the ghost alarm thing.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54Yes, the ghost alarm thing! It's unfair and...spookist.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Why not try talking to Kait?

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Say you'll lay off, and I'm sure she'll take those alarms down.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02- She will? - Of course! Kait's not unreasonable.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06- Yes, she is. - OK, she is, but it's worth a try.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09- I've got a better idea! - What are you doing?

0:13:09 > 0:13:12I'm going to do what I should have done in the first place.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Bash the vile thing off the wall and throw it in the pond!

0:13:15 > 0:13:16ALARM BLARES

0:13:16 > 0:13:19- ALARM:- Warning! Ghost tampering with alarm! Ghost tampering with alarm!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21OK.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25- ALARM STOPS - I'll try talking.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- May I? - It's a free country.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Anything you want to talk about?

0:13:41 > 0:13:44A problem shared is a problem halved.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Having said that, that didn't apply during the Black Death.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51It's just - I moved round a lot from home to home when I was younger.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52But now you have the family castle!

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Yeah, and the most important word in that sentence is...

0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Castle?- NO. Family!

0:13:58 > 0:14:01But it turns out we've been at each other's throats since the year dot.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05- Some family.- I see.

0:14:05 > 0:14:10I just didn't picture it like that, you get me?

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Did I get you what?

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Oh. I see.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18This is all my fault.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20I should never have blabbed about Neddy and Lavinia.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Nah, it's not your fault.

0:14:22 > 0:14:27Take heart, sir! The onus is on me to make amends.

0:14:27 > 0:14:32- Translation? - Chillax - I'll sort it!

0:14:42 > 0:14:43ALARM BLARES

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- ALARM:- Warning! Spectral presence detected!

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Nice to see you using the door for once.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51- It wasn't so hard, now was it? - Yes, it was!

0:14:51 > 0:14:55Doors are big, stupid square things for lame-o's and noobs!

0:14:55 > 0:14:56Rectangular, actually.

0:14:56 > 0:15:03You know, I might write a book. How To Train Your Ghost.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06OK! You win! Take down those...things

0:15:06 > 0:15:10and I promise not to scare you, promise!

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Oh, I know. You won't.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Cos I just ordered 20 more.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17- I'm going to put them all over the castle!- Beware!

0:15:17 > 0:15:20You could force us to take a 50 year nap!

0:15:23 > 0:15:26My lady! I have an idea. Jimmy's rather upset.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Well, at least he's not turning the castle into

0:15:28 > 0:15:31a witch-based theme park. What's your idea?

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Er, help him turn the castle into a witch-based theme park?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- No way! - But it'll cheer him up!

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Yeah! And encourage the villagers to think I'm a witch!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41I'll be the town scapegoat!

0:15:41 > 0:15:44People used to blame witches for everything!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47BANGING ON THE DOOR AND SHOUTING

0:15:50 > 0:15:51What is it this time?!

0:15:51 > 0:15:54They're blaming you for Justin Bieber!

0:15:54 > 0:15:56No way am I putting up with that.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58I might not be able to prove Lavinia was innocent,

0:15:58 > 0:16:01not just yet, but I'm going to make sure the villagers know that

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- I am totally normal.- How?

0:16:04 > 0:16:07I've invited Gloria Crankett round to meet me.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10She'll soon realise I'm completely and utterly NOT a witch.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13I don't believe you've seen the hallway lately...

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Oh, no! Quick, take everything down!

0:16:19 > 0:16:21No chance! I just put it all up.

0:16:21 > 0:16:26Hey! Stop that! My new sword-box is riding on this!

0:16:29 > 0:16:31You can't stand in the way of progress!

0:16:31 > 0:16:33- Oh, no!- Ow!

0:16:33 > 0:16:38- What's going on?- Help me! I've invited Mrs Crankett round for tea.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Gloria Crankett?! If she sees all this, you're doomed!

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- KNOCK ON THE DOOR - I'll get it.- NO!

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Help me take this stuff down. How am I going to explain this lot?!

0:16:47 > 0:16:51- Think of something!- Ah! You won't get away with this!

0:16:51 > 0:16:54KNOCK ON THE DOOR OK, go get it.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57DOOR CREAKS OPEN

0:17:04 > 0:17:08- Dani, this is Mrs Crankett! - So glad you could come!

0:17:08 > 0:17:11I saw you earlier. I think I gave you the wrong impression.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15- Really? Seems I didn't know the half of it.- This?! No, er...

0:17:15 > 0:17:19This it's just - I haven't tidied up since Halloween.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23Halloween was EIGHT months ago!

0:17:23 > 0:17:27Yeah, well, I thought, why not leave it all up for next year?!

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Save some time! Kaitlyn, could you point

0:17:29 > 0:17:33- Mrs Crankett in the direction of the kitchen?- Yeah. This way.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Mrs... Erm...!

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Ah, Dani! I was just telling the charming

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Mrs Crankett how NORMAL you are.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Such a nice boy with proper old-fashioned manners!

0:17:55 > 0:17:59Yes. Gabe's a friend from... the old days.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Lady Dunraven is one of the most down-to-earth humans

0:18:02 > 0:18:03- I have ever met.- Humans...?

0:18:03 > 0:18:11Gabe has to go now! Don't you, Gabe? To pick apples from the orchard?

0:18:11 > 0:18:13But we don't have an orchard, my lady.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Ah! The orchard!

0:18:17 > 0:18:22- Of course. Well, delightful to meet you!- Door!

0:18:24 > 0:18:25Table!

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Over here is the sink.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32There was a cauldron in your hallway! With a child in it!

0:18:32 > 0:18:36- Do you deny it? - That's just Leo. Kaitlyn's brother!

0:18:36 > 0:18:38We only put him in there cos he was being so annoying!

0:18:38 > 0:18:42He wouldn't let us take down any of the witch...stuff.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45OK. Mrs Crankett, can I be completely honest with you?

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Tell you what's really been going on here?

0:18:47 > 0:18:50ALARM BLARES

0:18:50 > 0:18:52- ALARM:- Warning! Spectral presence detected!

0:18:52 > 0:18:54I can't live this way!

0:18:54 > 0:18:57It's like being a cat with a bell on!

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Yeah! Like a Ninja who's eaten too many beans!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Exactly!

0:19:02 > 0:19:04What?

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Look - if this goes on, I might be forced to take a nap.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10No, don't! Esme, I'd hate it if you left!

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- You're my best friend here. - Am I?!

0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Of course! - Even though I'm a girl?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17You're a cool dead girl!

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Look, leave this to me.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23I'm making a stand for justice and common sense!

0:19:23 > 0:19:28- I'm going to change my pig-headed sister's mind!- But how?!

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Put itching powder in her swimmies?

0:19:33 > 0:19:35- That was just the first thought! - Urgh!

0:19:37 > 0:19:39And when he found out about Lavinia,

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Jimmy just couldn't let this Witch World idea go.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- So all the paraphernalia... - Was meant for tourists?

0:19:45 > 0:19:49Exactly! I'm not a witch any more than you are!

0:19:49 > 0:19:52I can't do spells, cos I'm rubbish at spelling!

0:19:52 > 0:19:53I don't speak cat.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56I'm just an ordinary girl who inherited a castle.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Ah!

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Here's the brilliant mastermind behind it all.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02- Hard to believe, I know... - Ah, yes.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06The one who generously donated a CARROT to our donkey sanctuary!

0:20:06 > 0:20:07We're on a budget.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Still, you shouldn't have tried to cash in on Lavinia.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Between you and me, I think she was unfairly hounded

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- by a few backward villagers. - What?!

0:20:16 > 0:20:19- She wasn't REALLY a witch. Come on! - She most certainly WAS, young lady!

0:20:19 > 0:20:23I know, because it was my family who exposed her!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25You're bringing YOUR rellies into this??

0:20:25 > 0:20:29That's right! My great, great, great grandma,

0:20:29 > 0:20:31the formidable Imelda Crankett...

0:20:36 > 0:20:42Well, my lady! I have found your secret witching chamber!

0:20:42 > 0:20:46- What have you to say for yourself? - I... I had no idea this was here!

0:20:46 > 0:20:51A likely tale! This is what comes of women wearing ankle-length skirts!

0:20:51 > 0:20:56Neddy! Tell her I had nothing to do with it!

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Neddy?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03If the pointy hat doth fit.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08So that proves it! Sorry, Dani, you can't win 'em all.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11But I'm willing to bury the hatchet if you are.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14- Lavinia said she had no idea it was there!- Oh, c'mon!

0:21:14 > 0:21:18Pointy hat, cackle, broom, cat and now a secret room!

0:21:18 > 0:21:21What more do you need!? Monogrammed witch pyjamas?

0:21:21 > 0:21:24- We've only got her word for it. - Well, really!

0:21:24 > 0:21:27But...if you call off Witch World, I'll let bygones be bygones.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28ALARM BLARES

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- ALARM:- Warning! Spectral presence detected!

0:21:31 > 0:21:35Warning! Spectral presence detected! Warning! Spectral presence detected!

0:21:35 > 0:21:39I know you won't believe me, but I promise it's not me doing this.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42SHE SCREAMS

0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Cheers, Esme! - No worries!

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Just because you're having a bad hair day.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Anyway, I think this was all down to creepy old Nedward!

0:21:51 > 0:21:54- Take that back! - Shan't!

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Where are you going? - To find that room!

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Then you'll HAVE to give in.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03It's going to be Bogmoor's star attraction - Witch World!

0:22:03 > 0:22:07Bogmoor Shovel Museum, eat your heart out!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09DRILL WHIRS

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Kait! You have to take that down!

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Uh-oh. Who rattled your cage? Or should I say cauldron?

0:22:14 > 0:22:18- You've upset Esme! - Boo-hoo. She upset me first.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Next time I saw you in half, I won't put you back together!

0:22:21 > 0:22:23SO THERE!

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Kait - she says she might have a nap!

0:22:27 > 0:22:29She won't have a nap! She's bluffing!

0:22:29 > 0:22:33WIND GUSTS AND WARDROBE RATTLES

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Wait, is this some trick you and Esme have cooked up?

0:22:36 > 0:22:38No! Hey, I bet it's the poltergeist!

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Brilliant. I didn't get to see it last time!

0:22:41 > 0:22:43No, but I did! And I'm still having nightmares.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Uh, let's go

0:22:45 > 0:22:46WARDROBE RATTLES

0:22:46 > 0:22:48It won't open!

0:22:50 > 0:22:55- What are you doing?! Leo? Leo! - Greetings! I come in peace!

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Aaahhh! Help!

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Leo!- Help!- Leo!

0:23:04 > 0:23:06- LEO SCREAMS - Shhhh!

0:23:06 > 0:23:10Be very quiet! It hates loud noise!

0:23:10 > 0:23:11ALARM BLARES

0:23:11 > 0:23:14- ALARM:- Warning! Spectral presence detected!

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Warning! Spectral presence detected!

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Don't you want to be back on good terms with Dani?

0:23:19 > 0:23:21KNOCKING

0:23:21 > 0:23:25Yes, but I want to find that secret room and show her how wrong she is!

0:23:25 > 0:23:26Aha!

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Whoa!

0:23:30 > 0:23:32I meant to do that.

0:23:32 > 0:23:37If I'm here, and Gabe's there, then what's setting that thing off?

0:23:37 > 0:23:40ALARM CONTINUES

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Please! Help!

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Make it stop?

0:23:47 > 0:23:51It's the alarm! Poltergeists hate loud noise!

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- So turn it off! - I can't! I'm a ghost!

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Well, I can't! I'm petrified!

0:23:56 > 0:23:59- I'll distract it while you stop the alarm! Ready?- No!

0:24:02 > 0:24:05HEY! Over here! Come on! Pick on someone your own size!

0:24:05 > 0:24:09Is that all you got?! Any time now would be good!

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Hurry Up!

0:24:13 > 0:24:14ALARM CONTINUES

0:24:16 > 0:24:18ALARM SMASHES

0:24:18 > 0:24:20ALARM STOPS AND THE WIND STOPS

0:24:22 > 0:24:23That was great!

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Thanks for saving my life, Esme.

0:24:28 > 0:24:29No problem.

0:24:29 > 0:24:33I don't really think your life was in any danger, Kait.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Good thing too! Imagine Kait as a ghost.

0:24:36 > 0:24:37THEY LAUGH

0:24:39 > 0:24:44Whoa! This place is the real deal. Lavinia's secret spell-shop.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47- This proves it! - No, it doesn't!

0:24:47 > 0:24:50- I found Neddy's old diary! - What does it say?

0:24:50 > 0:24:54- "Lavinia's a 'weird sister' in more ways than one?"- No.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57See, Neddy hated Lavinia cos she had a claim on the castle.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00He tried to stitch her up.

0:25:00 > 0:25:05Why can't she take up something less witchy? Like gardening??

0:25:09 > 0:25:13'Had a BRILLIANT idea! I'll build a secret witch room.

0:25:13 > 0:25:14'Lavinia...'

0:25:14 > 0:25:17EXPLOSION AND CACKLING

0:25:17 > 0:25:19'Lavinia is so busy with her experiments,

0:25:19 > 0:25:21'she won't suspect a thing.'

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Neddy was the one who built this place.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Neddy was the one who tipped off Imelda.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29All to frame Lavinia and make her look like the biggest witch ever.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31It's all in here.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35Village gossip went into overdrive and she was hounded out

0:25:35 > 0:25:36and the rest is history!

0:25:36 > 0:25:38So she wasn't a potion pedlar after all?

0:25:38 > 0:25:42- Just a girl ahead of her time. - And Neddy was the bad guy?

0:25:44 > 0:25:50- So your side of the family wins. - No-one wins. Neddy lost a sister.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54And Lavinia never put herself in his shoes. He was in love.

0:25:54 > 0:25:55I suppose.

0:25:55 > 0:26:00Families are not about winning or cheap point-scoring.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02That's what friends are for!

0:26:02 > 0:26:06- So, family feud over?- Over!

0:26:08 > 0:26:10About time.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13- It's a shame about Witch World... - There's always turtle juggling.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Hey, that might actually work!

0:26:15 > 0:26:19No, no, wait. Hear me out. We need something to replace

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Witch World, seeing as no-one was actually a witch!

0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Which is a shame! - That's terrible.- Listen!

0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Turtle jugging is the worst idea... - It's a good idea!

0:26:31 > 0:26:35There was only one witch in this village and that was me!

0:26:35 > 0:26:39SHE CACKLES

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