0:00:30 > 0:00:32Hi, Dani, how's Hollywood? Have you settled in?
0:00:32 > 0:00:34The weather is perfect.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35I get my own trailer.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37They're already talking sequels
0:00:37 > 0:00:39and I get to do my own stunts.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Sounds like you're having the time of your life.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Oh, I miss you, guys. What's the latest Bogmoor gossip?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Well, Leo finally got accepted into magic school.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Well, it's about time.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49He was one trick away from burning down the castle!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52And Rich is still coming up with interesting business ideas.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- CASH REGISTER CHINGS - Bogmoor Castle,
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Europe's largest indoor chicken sanctuary.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57- Want to have a look?- Uh-huh!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59CLUCKING
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Don't go in there!
0:01:01 > 0:01:02The chickens are crazy!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Yeah, about that... - HE COUGHS
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Rich is going to make the castle
0:01:09 > 0:01:11the number one tourist attraction in Northern Ireland.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14At the moment, it's still the number one tourist attraction
0:01:14 > 0:01:15in his overactive imagination.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17I can't wait.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- SHE CRACKS FINGERS - It means more humans to creep out.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Esme!
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Don't do that!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Freaks me out.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Win!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27And I've been looking into the family tree.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Guys!
0:01:28 > 0:01:29You should see this tree!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31There's a whole family of woodpeckers in here.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- HAMMERING - Ah, my head!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Ahhhh!
0:01:38 > 0:01:39And how's Gabe doing?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Well, I mean...- Hiya-roony!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43How is my superstar cousin?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Pretty good, Rich. - OFF SCREEN: Dani!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Sorry, guys, I'm needed on set. I'll talk to you and I promise.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Bye, guys! - ALL: Bye!
0:01:53 > 0:01:57My lady, my lady, my lady, my lady, my lady, my lady...
0:01:57 > 0:01:58HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- IN SULTRY TONE:- My lady...
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Oh... Er...
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Gabe, sorry, she's gone.- Gone?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07So soon?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10We always seem to miss one another. There's so much I wanted to say.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14I'm sure you'll get to speak to her sooner or later, mate.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Yes, sooner or later.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17It isn't like I'm going anywhere.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Listen, don't worry,
0:02:18 > 0:02:21cos I've got just the thing to take your mind off Dani.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- But I am completely over Dani. - Huh, come on.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25- You're going to love it. - What this time?!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Far as I go.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43The place you want is through those woods.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Across the swamp.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Cool!
0:02:47 > 0:02:48A swamp!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I'll be able to collect some specimens.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- I've really caught the herpetology bug.- I'm sorry to hear that.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Herpetology is the study of amphibians and reptiles.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59In that case, you're going to love Bogmoor Swamp.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Do you think there'll be leeches? I hate those guys.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05They give me the heebie-leechies.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07If you're going to Bodmoor Castle,
0:03:07 > 0:03:09leeches are the least of your worries.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- What's in this?- My dragon.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17You're going to fit right in.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Guess...what's in the box.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32The world's largest Jack In The Box.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35A maxed out 3D home cinema system with surround sound.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Something that sounds like a good idea at first
0:03:38 > 0:03:39but is actually a total disaster.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Well, you're all wrong.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Particularly you, Kait. Nothing new there.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46In this box is a radio station.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48You've got an entire radio station in this one box?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Is it a radio station for tiny little gnomes, Master Richard?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Well, this is just the gear we need. I've got it all second-hand.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Cheap as. What do you reckon?
0:03:55 > 0:04:00Bogmoor FM - 24-hour local news spliced with some furious tunes.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- That is a wicked concept, cuz. - Hold on. There's only a few of us.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05How are we going to run a 24-hour radio station?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08We'll record a couple of shows a day and repeat them on the loop.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10By your standards, it's actually not a bad idea.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11It could really put us on the map.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14See, I knew you'd come round to my genius, Kaitlyn.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Don't all stand around basking in the glow of my awesome,
0:04:16 > 0:04:20because we...have got a studio to set up.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22I meant that.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Easy on the crumbs there, Man Versus Food.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26You don't want to attract the mice.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Hey, Diego, look at this. What do you think it is?
0:04:32 > 0:04:33It doesn't matter what you think it is,
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- I'm going to tell you what it is. It's a...- Go away, Roxy.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- I'm meditating.- It's a microphone.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42It's a pencil.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47No, it's a microphone. Duh!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49POP MUSIC PLAYS Look at me, I'm a rock star.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52# La, la, la, la, la, la... #
0:04:52 > 0:04:54You're not a rock star, Roxy.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57You're an irritation. I'm trying to relax.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59MEDITATING MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Stop being such a grumpy old rat.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04POP MUSIC PLAYS This is how I relax.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07# La, la, la, la, la... #
0:05:07 > 0:05:10When will this nightmare end?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Swagalicious. - For once, I have to agree.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28I love it.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Plus, it doubles into a recording studio, so we can get some bands in.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33We can get Jay-Z to bang out his next album here.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- Let's not get carried away. - Indeed.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Perhaps before we get to Jay-Z, we could start
0:05:37 > 0:05:40with plain old Jay-A...or Jay-B.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- ESME:- Can I have my own radio show? Can I? Can I, Rich?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Sorry, Esme, this is a human station only.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48The plan is to attract visitors, not send them fleeing in terror.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52So, Jimmy, you're the engineer, so I want you on tune duty.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I'm going to get my shake on.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Go, Jimmy. Go, Jimmy.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Not cool. Not cool.
0:05:57 > 0:06:02All right, Kait. You're full of opinions. Why don't you be producer?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Your first job is to assign the DJ.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Rich, would you like to be the DJ? - Yeah, I'd love to be the DJ.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Your second job is to tell the DJ how good-looking he is.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Don't push it.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- So what can I do?- You can stay out of the way and not cause trouble.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Why do you think I'm going to cause trouble?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Do I really need to answer that? - Stop treating me like a little kid.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- I've been stuck on this realm just as long as you have.- Esme, wait.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Well, you better go after her.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33The last thing we need is another Esme rampage.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Not even Esme can ruin Bogmoor FM.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Guys, I've got a really good feeling about this.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Get the tunes on.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Oh, I love this one.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08I'm sorry I upset you. I know I've been rather melancholy of late.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Ever since Dani left, you've been walking around the castle
0:07:10 > 0:07:15- like a storm cloud in lacy cuffs. - I am completely over Dani.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Yeah, and I'm Scooby-Doo.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- What are you doing?- Updating my blog.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Ten reasons why you should never date a human.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Reason number one - they turn you into a complete misery guts
0:07:26 > 0:07:28when they leave for Hollywood.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31You can't put my personal business online. Anyone could read it.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34You're always putting your personal business in those soppy love songs.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37My melodic compositions are for my ears only.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41I will not let you expose my tender feelings to the entire afterlife.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Hey! Give that back.- No.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59You are not getting it back until you learn to respect others.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04What are you looking at?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I know what I'm doing.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10I shall prove to you that I'm completely over Dani...
0:08:10 > 0:08:15by writing an album of songs about how I'm completely over Dani.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18MUSIC: "Greensleeves"
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Hello, little fella.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Aren't you a handsome frog? What shall we call you then, frog?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Common frog?
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Oh, come on, Dylan. Think of a name. That's it. Common.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44I'll call you Common. Come on, Common. Come and meet Trafford.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Oh, no. Trafford?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Trafford?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56We've got a dragon on the loose, Common.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00If you were a dragon, where would you flee to?
0:09:00 > 0:09:01FROG CROAKS
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Yeah, you're right. Let's source out the nearest source of warmth.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10This is Dr Rich live on Bogmoor FM.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Now I've got just the musical medicine
0:09:12 > 0:09:14for whatever your ears might need.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17This is a new one from Wiley.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20MUSIC: "Lights On" by Wiley Ft. Angel And Tinchy Stryder
0:09:25 > 0:09:27MUSIC STOPS
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Hello?
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Anybody home?
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Wow.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47This place is totally not what I expected.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50The other castles I've been to were way bouncier.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53The sun is shining. It's a lovely day here at Bogmoor Castle.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56What is everybody up to? Are you driving to work?
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Are you on the way to the spa? Are you on the way to get your hair cut?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Well, I'm sitting here chilling in the castle...
0:10:02 > 0:10:04HE SCREAMS
0:10:04 > 0:10:05THEY SCREAM
0:10:05 > 0:10:06What is that?
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Sorry, folks.
0:10:09 > 0:10:14We're just having a few technical difficulties here in the studio.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Nothing major. Aah! Nothing major.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Trafford! There you are, boy.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Who are you?- Dylan?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Oh, hi, Rich. - Where did you come from?
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- First of all, I was born at a very young age.- Yeah, skip to the end.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32The airport.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Rich, who is this?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Kait, Jimmy, meet my brother Dylan.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39We have to do something about Gabe.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40DYLAN SCREAMS
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Ghost!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- ESME SCREAMS - Monster!
0:10:43 > 0:10:44DYLAN SCREAMS
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Trafford isn't a monster, he's a bearded dragon.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47ESME SCREAMS
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Is there a difference?!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51He's an Australian reptile.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Be very careful what you say about him.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55He's very sensitive.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- Whoa. What happened in here?- He did.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Not another one.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Stop doing that.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Gabe, this is my brother Dylan.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Greetings, Master Dylan.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Master Rich, would it be possible to use the studio to record some music?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Well, I don't know if you could tell, Gabe,
0:11:13 > 0:11:15but the studio's wrecked.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- It's fine. Me and Jimmy'll sort it. - What about the radio show?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21We can just put a loop of our playlist on overnight.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Chill your heels, treacle.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Looks like you two have got some catching up to do.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Didn't you get Mum and Dad's postcard?
0:11:35 > 0:11:39I got it, I just, you know, didn't read it exactly.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Look, I've had the castle to get up and running. Big ideas to have.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45My brain's already full of genius,
0:11:45 > 0:11:47I can only take in so much new information.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52"Dear Rich, we're off on an expedition to the Amazon.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55"We're sending you Dylan to look after until we get back.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59"Whatever you do, don't let his bearded dragon get loose."
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Oops.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Look, bruv, no disrespect, but this is the last thing I need.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04I can't be babysitting.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08I don't need babysitting. I promise I won't cause any more chaos.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Look, it's late, you must be tired.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Grab your popcorn, we don't want to attract the mice, all right?
0:12:15 > 0:12:16You've got mice?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Cool.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26There's another human. This place is overrun.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28What?
0:12:28 > 0:12:29But I love humans.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31I love how they're all pink and hairless and stuff.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- They're so funny. - We should call in the exterminators.
0:12:34 > 0:12:39No. More humans means more mess, and more mess means more food.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41I know you love your food, Diego.
0:12:41 > 0:12:46I also love peace and quiet. All humans seem to do is argue. Noisily.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- All we ever do is argue. - No, we don't.- Yeah, we do.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- No, we don't.- We do.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52- Don't.- Do.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Don't, don't, d-dont, don't, d-don't, don't.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Yes, we do. Look, we're arguing right now. How cool is that!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01So easy to wind up.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13I thought I'd be sleeping with you. We used to have bunk beds.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Mate, sleep time is when I get my best ideas.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Last time we shared a bunk bed,
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- you kept me up all night jumping off the top.- I was learning to fly.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23I thought if I had smaller and smaller parachutes every time
0:13:23 > 0:13:26I jumped, eventually, I wouldn't need one.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29What about the ghosts?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Gabe and Esme are harmless.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34We haven't heard from the poltergeist in months.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Poltergeist?
0:13:35 > 0:13:38He's stuck down in the dungeon, but he's never going to come out.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42But anyway, listen, night, bruv.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48OWL HOOTS
0:13:54 > 0:13:55OWL HOOTS
0:14:08 > 0:14:09(Testing.)
0:14:09 > 0:14:11ECHOES: Test!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13FEEDBACK
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Now then, which one of these buttons will allow me to record my songs?
0:14:21 > 0:14:22Ah.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Hello.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26This is Gabe.
0:14:26 > 0:14:32This song is A Sonnet For A Rose Called Dani.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35MUSIC: "Greensleves"
0:14:35 > 0:14:38# Oh, my Lady Dani
0:14:38 > 0:14:40# Oh, Dani, Dani
0:14:40 > 0:14:42# Oh, Dani. #
0:14:42 > 0:14:44OWL HOOTS
0:14:49 > 0:14:50COW MOOS
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Oh, good, you're awake.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09HE SCREAMS
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Ghost!
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Help! Rich! Jimmy! Ghostbusters!
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Sh! You're making enough noise to wake the dead.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20It's a bit late for that, isn't it?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I was pretty blown away by that stunt you pulled earlier.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Wrecking the studio.
0:15:24 > 0:15:29It was just too funny. Hey. Where are you going?
0:15:29 > 0:15:34To go sleep with Rich. No offence, but there's a ghost in my bedroom.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Bogmoor FM. It's better than silence, you're listening to Bogmoor FM.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- More music, more chat and more... - Rich, are you asleep?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Bro, have you ever heard of knocking? I could have been in my boxers.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Can I sleep with you tonight?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52My room's scary.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57- Fine, you can have my bed.- You can have my duvet, if you want.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Sorry about the crumbs, I was eating a pork pie.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Night, Rich.
0:16:10 > 0:16:15- Morning.- You look terrible.- Thanks. I didn't get much sleep.- Dylan?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18SHE HUMS "GREENSLEEVES"
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- What are you humming? - Oh, I don't know.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23I was listening to the Bogmoor FM loop on the way here,
0:16:23 > 0:16:24so I must have heard it on there.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- Doesn't sound like our playlist. - Must have heard it somewhere else.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29I'll meet you in the studio.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31SHE HUMS "GREENSLEEVES"
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Morning!- Leave me alone.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43I'm sorry you find me scary, but I'm not the one with a baby dragon,
0:16:43 > 0:16:45and I find that pretty scary.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47At least my dragon isn't dead.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51- I never meant to die, Dylan. - So how did it happen?
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Me and Gabe caught a fever.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55What about bearded dragons, can they come back as ghosts?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57I don't know how it works.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59So what can ghosts do?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01I can't touch anything that's living,
0:17:01 > 0:17:03but I can disappear and reappear within the castle.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05But I'm not allowed to leave the castle.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08I can fly, teleport and move things with my mind.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- It's pretty cool.- Can you smell things? Do you know other ghosts?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13What about Michael Jackson,
0:17:13 > 0:17:15is he a ghost? Why are only some people ghosts?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Do you miss using the toilet? I would.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Be my friend and I'll teach you everything I know.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Can you teach me how to teleport and walk through walls?- Sure.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24You've got a deal.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Do you want to know what else? Ghosts never get into trouble.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Morning, guys. We're all set to go.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41HE HUMS "GREENSLEEVES"
0:17:41 > 0:17:42What is that song?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44I don't know, cos it must have been on our playlist.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47That song's not on our playlist.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- Now you come to mention it... - What's this doing in here?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Ah, Lady Kaitlyn, you found it.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56I must have left it in here last night.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Gabe, what were you doing in here last night?
0:17:59 > 0:18:02I was recording some songs for Dani.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04I'm going to make an album to send to her.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08I know my songs may be somewhat old-fashioned by your taste,
0:18:08 > 0:18:09but there's no need...
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Mate, everything you did last night went out live.- Everything?
0:18:14 > 0:18:15You mean...
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- My songs were broadcast... - To the entire village.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21But those songs are personal.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- For Dani's ears only. - DOORBELL RINGS
0:18:25 > 0:18:27All right, keep your hair on. I'm coming.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31SCREAMING
0:18:31 > 0:18:32- ALL:- We love you!
0:18:32 > 0:18:36See, after everything that's gone wrong, they love me. It's a hit.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38- THEY CHANT:- Gabe! Gabe! Gabe!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Are they saying, "Gabe?"- No, no. They're saying, "Goobe."
0:18:41 > 0:18:44It must be the local sound for Rich rocks.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Gabe, we love you!
0:18:47 > 0:18:51They must have thought that Gabe's broadcast was a radio show.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54OK, so, on the plus side, we're a hit.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57And on the downside, all of our listeners want to meet the ghost.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59So now what do we do?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01SCREAMING CONTINUES
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Is he here? He's my hero!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06You can do it.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Just imagine yourself disappearing and reappearing somewhere else.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10OK, ready?
0:19:10 > 0:19:11And...vanish.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14HE HICCUPS
0:19:14 > 0:19:15It's no use.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19All I've done is give myself synchronised diaphragmatic flutters.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Hiccups.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23OK, how about we try walking through doors?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25The key is to get a really good run up
0:19:25 > 0:19:28and then imagine the door isn't there.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Ready?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Three...two...one...
0:19:38 > 0:19:40There's more of them now. We're under siege.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42They're not going to leave till they get to meet Gabe.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Would it really hurt to let them in? - Mate, you're a ghost.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49- They can't meet you. Unless... - Oh, no.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I know that face. I've had nightmares about that face.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54That's the face you pull when you've thought of another crazy idea.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57One person's madness is another person's genius, Kait.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Come on.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Dressing up as Gabe isn't going to work.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08What are you talking about? Whatever I do works.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Look, I'll sign a few autographs, send them on their way
0:20:10 > 0:20:13and then I can get along with my soon-to-be award-winning radio show.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18THEY SCREAM
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Ta-da.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26What do you think?
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Spectacular, Master Richard. You look like a true gentleman.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Well, I'll try, I'll try.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Not saying a word.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46OK. Listen, girls, Gabe will see you but, first,
0:20:46 > 0:20:49we need to establish some ground rules because this is not acceptable.
0:20:52 > 0:20:57Calm you down, ladies, for it is I, DJ Gabriel.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- He's so gorgeous. - I thought he'd be taller.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- He sounded taller on the radio. - He's still hot though.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06Even in those weird clothes.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08We loved your songs.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10They were so sad and beautiful.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Who's Dani? You must have really loved her.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- What's a harmonium?- What's a what?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17You said on the radio that some of your songs
0:21:17 > 0:21:19were playing the harmonium.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Yeah, I said-eth...
0:21:21 > 0:21:26that my harmonium thingy is what I write-eth
0:21:26 > 0:21:28my song-eth on.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Hey nonny, nonny.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Will you play us one of your songs?
0:21:35 > 0:21:39I would do, but, you know, I'm very tired. You know, too much of that.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42We're not going till you play a song.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Play a song.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46THEY CHANT: Play a song!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I cannot believe Master Richard is taking credit for my music.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53What choice does he have, mate? You can't go in there.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Imagine what would happen if they caught a whiff that you were dead.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58You're right. I would cause chaos.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02CHANTING CONTINUES
0:22:04 > 0:22:06If they don't hear one of my ballads,
0:22:06 > 0:22:08they're going to tear poor Master Richard apart.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Wait, I know what to do.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16What are you doing?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Looking for insects for Trafford.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21It's the only thing that encourages that greedy guts out of his tank.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26What's in here?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Dylan, wait, that's the door to the cellar.- But...
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Rich said the cellar's where you keep the...- Poltergeist!
0:22:32 > 0:22:35You're on your own, sunshine.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36HE SCREAMS
0:22:36 > 0:22:38CHANTING CONTINUES
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Ladies, ladies.
0:22:42 > 0:22:48I'm Jimmy-J. I'm Rich...I mean, Gabe's manager, he needs his rest.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52So I'm going to have to ask you to scram.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53We are not leaving.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Then I guess you don't want these free exclusive
0:22:57 > 0:22:59remixes of Gabe's first songs?
0:23:00 > 0:23:01I want those.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Can we get them signed? - One at a time, ladies, one at a time.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Rich! Rich, save me.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Why is he calling you Rich? I thought your name was Gabe.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13That's right, it is Gabe.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16He's...he's calling me Rich cos I'm totally loaded.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20- I mean, how else do you think I'd afford this castle?- He's rich too?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22- I saw him first.- No, you didn't.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23THEY SCREAM
0:23:28 > 0:23:32You have to do something. It's the polt...pol...
0:23:32 > 0:23:34pol...
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Oh, no.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37What is that?
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Ghost!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40THEY SCREAM
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Fret not, Master Richard. I've got this.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- Give me that key.- Not so fast.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Ghosty...over here.
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Well...that got rid of the girls.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07We've got so many fans, I think Bodmoor's going to be a hit.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- JIMMY:- Gabe, you're a star. - I am?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12How would you like your own radio show?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Hang on, shouldn't we discuss this first?
0:24:14 > 0:24:18- I'm the producer, so it's my decision.- Fine.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- It can go out on the Afternet, but ghosts only.- Sounds fair.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23The spirit community will appreciate my unique
0:24:23 > 0:24:25outlook on the ghostly realm.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27- ESME:- If you're going to broadcast it online,
0:24:27 > 0:24:29you're going to need my laptop passcode.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33I have been hasty.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39- I am sorry, sister.- Yes. Now can we get on with the ghost power lessons?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Ghost power lessons?
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Yeah, Esme's been teaching me how to walk through walls and stuff.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47But you can't teach ghost powers to a human, can you?
0:24:48 > 0:24:52So what if I bend the truth...just a tiny bit.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54But you know what's just as good as having ghost powers?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Having two mouths so you can eat and talk at the same time?
0:24:57 > 0:25:02- I'm starting to like this kid.- No. Having a friend with ghost powers.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Hang on, what are we all standing around for?
0:25:04 > 0:25:05We've got a show to prepare.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12MUSIC PLAYS Humans are so noisy.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Keep it down, you apes!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Yeah, but if it wasn't for the humans dropping food,
0:25:17 > 0:25:19we've have nothing to eat. Cheese?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26MUSIC BECOMES MUFFLED
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Peace at last.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34What do you think of our room, little man?
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Whoa! It's amazing!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39My geckos.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Trafford.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- A bunk bed. Thanks, Rich. - I miss our old chats too.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Hasn't been the same without you.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52- Baggsie top bunk.- Fine.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Just don't let your dragon escape. No flying lessons this time.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57- Oh, bruv!- Don't "Oh, bruv" me.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59- I love jumping off things. - It's dangerous.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03- Danger's my middle name. - Your middle name is Albery.- Sh!
0:26:03 > 0:26:07- Don't broadcast it.- Oh, talking of which, we've got a show to do.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Come on.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13My special guest in the studio today is everybody's newest heartthrob,
0:26:13 > 0:26:18the man of the moment. He's old school, he's retro. He's Gabe.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- It's a pleasure, Master Rich.- Dr Rich.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25And reporting live from Hollywood, the girl of his dreams,
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Miss Dani herself.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Hi, guys. Happy to be here.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32To kick off, we've got DJ Jimmy's freshest remix of Gabe's
0:26:32 > 0:26:36newest track - Sonnet For A Rose Called Dani.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40GREENSLEEVES DANCE REMIX PLAYS
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Yeah. Very romantic.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46It did not sound like that when I wrote it.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51# Oh, my Lady Dani, Dani
0:26:51 > 0:26:54# I love thee, how I love you... #
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd