0:00:32 > 0:00:34DOOR CREAKS
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Master Dylan, how was school?
0:00:37 > 0:00:41- Don't want to talk about it. - Good job I'm a ghost.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43That could have been messy.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Good day at school, bro? - He doesn't want to talk about it.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- I don't want to talk about it. - Don't, then.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58They made me do a project with the most annoying girl at school.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03- What makes this girl so annoying? - Oh, I think she's a witch.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05A witch? We must act quickly!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08I have my grandfather's witch-hunting kit somewhere.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Slow down, Dorothy. I don't think she's a witch.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- SIGHS:- Every time I talk to her, I turn into a jibbering wreck.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20I can't speak, I feel dizzy and clumsy. I want to run away.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Sounds like someone's got a crush.
0:01:24 > 0:01:30NO!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Dylan. Dylan, wait!
0:01:36 > 0:01:41Sometimes, when we like somebody as more than just a friend,
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- it can make us a bit...- Crazy.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Peculiar.- A bit ga-ga. - Not right in one's head.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49I was going to say "vulnerable".
0:01:49 > 0:01:54If you really like this girl, Master Dylan, tell her how you feel.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Dani and I may no longer be together,
0:01:56 > 0:02:00but I've never regretted telling her how I truly felt.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03PHONE RINGING
0:02:03 > 0:02:05It's Fiona!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Um... Hello.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12No. It's his handsome big brother.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Do you want me to get Romeo?
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Do you want me to get Dylan for you? ..All right. Here he is.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Kissy kissy.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26SCREAMING
0:02:27 > 0:02:29He's got it bad.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35I've admired your beauty for such a long time.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I could eat you all up. Hm!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39You scrumptious thing!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I love you.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Diego?- Yeah.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- Were you just telling that piece of cheese that you love it?- Huh?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49What cheese?
0:02:54 > 0:02:59You're right, Trafford. Maybe I'd be less nervous if I knew she liked me.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02How am I ever going to find out?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Yes. Reptiles don't get nervous.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08If I acted more like a lizard...
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Ah! "Courtship rituals of the reptile kingdom".
0:03:15 > 0:03:17This should do the trick.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- What you up to?- Esme!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- I'm just about to watch a DVD on reptiles.- Snooze!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Let's have some fun. I was in the dungeon earlier.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Check this out. It's a thumbscrew.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- We could use it on carrots AND Jimmy.- Fun will have to wait.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- I've a girl coming to work on a moths project.- Oh!
0:03:37 > 0:03:42- Sums sound so boring.- Not maths. Moths. Depressed butterflies.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Still boring.- I need to find out if she likes me, Esme.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50The only way I can do that is by acting like a reptile.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Why do you need to know if this human has a crush on you?- Well.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- The others think I have a tiny crush on her.- What?
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Perhaps if she feels the same way, we could hang out together.
0:04:01 > 0:04:06Excuse me! You've already got someone to hang out with - me!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09You can't leave the castle, Esme.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Fiona and I could breed newts together, visit gecko sanctuaries.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15After all we've been through,
0:04:15 > 0:04:18you're ditching me for some girl you barely know?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21I'm not. It would just be nice to have a human friend, too.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Some best friend YOU are!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29I hear you, Trafford. Girls!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Gabe was like, "If you like someone, you should tell 'em."
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- That's not bad advice. - Did you see Kait's face?
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- She's got a little crush on someone herself.- You think so?
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Who?- Let's just say it's not someone who lives in the castle.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- It's someone who owns the castle. - You mean...?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Uh-huh.- No way?- Yes, way.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I always suspected that, but I never imagined...
0:04:54 > 0:04:58You know, you've either got it or you ain't.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06You hear that, J-dog? Kait likes you.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Now it's time to tell her you feel the same way.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Swag-a-licious!
0:05:15 > 0:05:19ON DVD: 'Many male reptiles attract a mate by changing shape and colour.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23'If a female lizard isn't interested in the male,
0:05:23 > 0:05:25'she will arch her back and jump sideways.'
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Dynamite, Trafford!
0:05:32 > 0:05:36If I puff myself up and change my colour,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Fiona might tell me she likes me.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43But...if she arches her back and leaps sideways,
0:05:43 > 0:05:46well, at least I know she's not interested - high five!
0:05:49 > 0:05:53I'm filming a TV pilot about a nun who gets transported
0:05:53 > 0:05:56to an alien planet with high gravity.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- It's called the One-Ton Nun. - Well, the big news here
0:05:59 > 0:06:02is that Dylan has got his first crush.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Gabe was saying how we should shout it out if there's someone we like.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08If we spend forever waiting for boys
0:06:08 > 0:06:10to say they like us, we'll never know.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- I haven't got time to have a crush, anyway.- It's OK, you know.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- What's OK?- If you like Rich.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21What? I don't like Rich! Who told you that?
0:06:21 > 0:06:26Even the thought that I could possibly like Rich is ridiculous.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- I... - I think you'd make a cute couple.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- What if he doesn't feel the same way?- What if he does?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- I need to be sure.- Dani.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38That's my cue for rehearsals. Good luck, Kait.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45OWL HOOTS
0:06:46 > 0:06:48THUD THUD
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Hi. What took you so long to answer the door?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I... I...
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Socks!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Did you just arch your back? - We don't have time for this.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- I just want to know if...- We need to start our project. Which way?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Through there. I'll be right behind you.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- What's it like living in a castle? - Well, it beats living in a cowshed.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34- Have you lived in a cowshed? - No. I saw one on a documentary once.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Or did I dream that?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39You dream about watching documentaries?
0:07:40 > 0:07:44- You're such a joker! - Oh, that's me! Always joking!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- Hahaha! - Hello. Lovely to meet you, Fiona.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- I'm Dylan's older brother. - We spoke on the phone.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Just before Dylan hung up on me.
0:07:53 > 0:07:58There was a gust of wind and it just blew the phone out of my hand.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02So, has my little bro told you about all his feelings yet?
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- Why? How are you feeling, Dylan? - Feeling!
0:08:06 > 0:08:11Feeling...like...we've got lots of homework to do! Come on!
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- Ah!- Stop winding him up. They might be made for each other.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23- I never knew you were a romantic. - Well, only with people I care about.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Well, haha. I've got stuff to do. - Yeah. I'm dead busy.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31I'll see ya later.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Um... Oh...
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Thanks.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46RAPPING Oh, Gabe, he is a babe
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Girls go insane for my...name.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Gabe! GABE!
0:08:54 > 0:08:59- What were you doing?- I believe you young humans call it hip-hop.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Look, I've got gossip and I need to tell someone or I'm going to burst.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I'm not sure it's very pleasant to gossip about people.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- But it's about Kait. - Gossiping isn't very gentlemanly.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Especially about one's female friends.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- But she's got a crush on someone. - Who?- Ha!
0:09:19 > 0:09:24- Come on, Gabe! Who else is she going to get a crush on?- Um...
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- He's in this very room!- Oh, no! - Oh, yes!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31But don't tell anyone.
0:09:31 > 0:09:37I cannot believe another human has fallen in love with me.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Then again, Gabe IS a babe!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43CHORTLES Stop it!
0:09:44 > 0:09:48So, as our project is on the life cycle of Lepidoptera,
0:09:48 > 0:09:50moths and butterflies,
0:09:50 > 0:09:56I thought we can make a papier mache model of a mottled rustic moth.
0:09:56 > 0:10:02You can do the wings whilst I focus on the thorax and abdomen.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Huangninini huanganang...
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- What are you doing?- Well...
0:10:07 > 0:10:11It's what male chameleons do when they...
0:10:11 > 0:10:13when they, er...
0:10:13 > 0:10:15like a lady chameleon.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Here's a funny one - geckos lick the heads of their mate.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Focus, Dylan! Our project HAS to be about moths.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Not chameleons, not geckos or anything else.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- Just moths. - I'm sorry. I'll go and get my stuff.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Right, let's... Huh?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Huh?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46SCREAMS
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Whoa! Easy there, cuz. Watch the threads.
0:10:54 > 0:11:00- Sorry, Jimmy. Wow! You look smart! - I look sharp, like a razorblade.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04- You might be the right person to help.- Is this about your crush?
0:11:04 > 0:11:09Nothing I try works. I've tried doing the guttural noises and this.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Huanguangoinen...
0:11:13 > 0:11:16And I've tried licking the back of her head.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- I still don't know whether she likes me or not.- Cuz...
0:11:20 > 0:11:22You've come to the right man.
0:11:23 > 0:11:28Wait in Dr Jimmy's lurve clinic and I'll be right back.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33Wow! And there's me thinking this was just the library.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37SIGHS
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Have you ever been in love, Diego?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Just once, Roxy. Just once.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46What happened?
0:11:46 > 0:11:51Her name was Ginger. She had soft, warm fur.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56And a big tail. She had eyes you could just get lost in.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- So what happened?- We were from two different worlds, Roxy.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Two different worlds. Some things are not meant to be.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Well, why didn't it work?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12It was the constant hairballs, the smell of tuna
0:12:12 > 0:12:15and she tried to eat me on our first date.
0:12:15 > 0:12:20This Ginger, she didn't happen to be a cat, did she?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29I still miss her. SOBBING
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Looking fresh, cuz. - What if my trousers fall down?
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- I don't want Fiona to see my undies. - Forget about your pants.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- You want me to go commando?- N-no!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46It's your attitude you need to work on.
0:12:46 > 0:12:51You need to act like you and her are already an item. Imagine I'm her.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Hi, Dylan!- Hi, Fiona.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Er... Why are you wearing Jimmy's clothes?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Cuz, this is role play. Imagine I'm not wearing MY clothes.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- OK.- Hi, Dylan.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- GASPS - Fiona, you're naked!
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Right, imagine I'm Fiona wearing Fiona's clothes.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Now try again, with a bit more...swag.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- Swag-a-licious!- No, no! Too soon.
0:13:18 > 0:13:23Drop a few compliment bombs, sit back for the reaction, then...
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Swag-a-licious!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28You're getting it. I'd better go. I need to catch Kait.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Stay fresh, cuz.
0:13:30 > 0:13:35Wait! I still don't know what I'm really supposed to be doing.
0:13:35 > 0:13:40Look, if in doubt...swag it up.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49THUD
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Meant that!
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Kait! Kait, wait!
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- Yeah, Rich? - Look, I really wanted to say...
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Hey, hey, hey!
0:14:01 > 0:14:06- What's up, Jim?- Kait, maybe you and me could go catch a quick DVD?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Yeah. OK. All three of us could...
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Just us. You and me don't spend enough time together.
0:14:13 > 0:14:18Right. I guess there's nothing wrong with two friends watching a DVD.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Great. Let's go.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Have fun.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Did you, um...say something?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31No. No, no. Nothing at all.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- OK.- Kait, come on.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Wassup, babe-a-tron? - Where have you been?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47I had to start on the wings myself.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51- There have been some very strange things happening here.- Wow!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54There are some strange things happening in my heart! Hear that?
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Boom-ba-da-boom. Beats for you, my little swag doll.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02- You're not like this at school. You're focused on your work.- Well!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Some things are more important than work.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- TURNS MUSIC ON - Things like amore!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13HIP-HOP PLAYS
0:15:21 > 0:15:23CRUNCH
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Dylan! You crushed my moth thorax!
0:15:30 > 0:15:31I'm sorry.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38I was... Oh, great(!) I've got moth paint all over my butt!
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- These trousers aren't even mine. - Where are you going?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- To get changed.- Great(!)
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Now I'm going to have to start all over.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Time to shake things up a bit.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00GASPS What's happening here?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03What's going on?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Oh, no!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15SCREAMING
0:16:15 > 0:16:18I LOVE being a ghost!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Ah! Master Dylan. How goes it with Fiona?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27I've tried acting like a lizard.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30I've tried acting like Jimmy. Neither's worked.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Having what I believe is called "swagger" is all well and good,
0:16:34 > 0:16:40but in my experience, the female-kind like romance, poetry
0:16:40 > 0:16:43and flowers.
0:16:43 > 0:16:48Gotcha! I wish she'd tell me how she feels before my crush gets worse.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Oh, my! You are right, master Dylan.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55The lady Kaitlyn, I must tell her how I feel.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59- About what?- The lady Kaitlyn has feelings for me.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Alas, I do not feel the same way.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06I must save her before it goes too far and her heart gets broken.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Is this castle haunted?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Er... What gives you that idea?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17For you, my lady.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18A-tchoo!
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Get them out of my face! I've got chronic hayfever.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28A-tchoo! A-tchoo!
0:17:28 > 0:17:31You!
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Who?
0:17:32 > 0:17:37You... You go on ahead. I just need to go and do something.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40What can possibly be more important than our project?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43I'm feeling ill. I need the toilet.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46No! I don't need the toilet!
0:17:46 > 0:17:50I need to go into a room where the toilet is and do something important
0:17:50 > 0:17:56but the opposite of going to the toilet but just as important.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Um... What's with all the flowers and candles?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Power cut. - That only explains the candles.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Not the flowers. - I'm training to be a florist.
0:18:14 > 0:18:19- Since when did you want to become a florist?- Since, like, forever.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Now, come and help me choose a movie.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25All right.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Love's Great Adventure.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36A Heart As Big As A Mountain?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Jimmy, these are all soppy romantic films.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43I thought you were more of an aliens and robots kind of guy.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Even robots can fall in love.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Thanks.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Look...Jimmy.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53You know I like you.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57And I like you, too.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00And, um...and sometimes...
0:19:00 > 0:19:04two FRIENDS... Hm?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- ..can become something more. - Mm-hm.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- But thi...- Ssh.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Kait, it's OK. You don't have to say anything.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15I feel the same way.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18CLEARS THROAT
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Don't you knock?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- My apologies. I need a moment with the lady Kaitlyn.- Yeah.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25What can I do for you, Gabe?
0:19:25 > 0:19:29My lady, I like you very much.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33And...I like you, too.
0:19:33 > 0:19:38And sometimes FRIENDS may become something much, much more.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- What is going on? - But I must tell you...
0:19:42 > 0:19:44that we cannot be together.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49You're a human, I'm a ghost. I know from experience it won't work.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Could not agree more.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I know this must be hard for you to take,
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- given how you feel about me. - How I feel about you?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- What are you talking about? - You have feelings for me.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Hang on, old school! It's me she likes.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09It's me she likes, Master Jimmy. No, she likes me.
0:20:09 > 0:20:15We all know it's me the human girls tend to fall in love with.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Enough! I don't like either of you in that way.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- But I thought... - You thought wrong. SO wrong!
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I mean, "right" is over here.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29And over there, like way, way over there,
0:20:29 > 0:20:34so far in the distance that you can't see it, is wrong-town!
0:20:34 > 0:20:38And there is where you live.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46The door's stuck.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Oh!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52I see.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55You want to watch a film? What have you got?
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Love's Great Adventure?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Perfect.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Why are you trying to ruin things between me and Fiona?
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- Fiona? I don't know any Fiona. - Yes, you do.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15- And you're trying to ruin my chances with her.- Who? Me?
0:21:15 > 0:21:20- As if!- And you're using your ghostly powers on her.- She's just a human.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- Why would I care?- I don't know. You like causing mischief?
0:21:23 > 0:21:27I never cause mischief just for the sake of it.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Ow!
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Maybe I'll hang out with Trafford. Maybe HE still likes me.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41- I still like you.- Oh, really? - What's wrong with you?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43OK, fine. I admit it. I'm jealous.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Don't get any ideas that I have a crush on you, buddy boy.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Jealous of what?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Dylan, you're my best friend.
0:21:52 > 0:21:57- I don't want to lose you to some random.- Esme, that won't happen.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01- You'll be my best friend, whoever I have a crush on.- Really?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03You don't need to worry about Fiona.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07- She'll never be interested in me in a billion years.- Why not?
0:22:07 > 0:22:11I've tried to find out if she likes me by acting like a lizard,
0:22:11 > 0:22:15and Jimmy and Gabe, and she just thinks I'm weird.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20- Have you tried acting like you? - I'm shy and tongue-tied when I'm me.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Dylan, you're my best friend because you are you.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29If Fiona doesn't like that, she doesn't deserve you anyway.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37PLAYS CHORD Ah, that's beautiful, Rich.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- When are you going to play it for Kait?- This is not for Kait.
0:22:40 > 0:22:45- You're allowed to like her!- I don't. - And I'm a jar of pickled eggs(!)
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Boys! Ah!
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Right, time to make myself scarce. Laters, guys.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56So, is this a good time to ask if everything's all right?
0:22:56 > 0:23:00No, actually, everything's not OK. Thanks for asking.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Gabe and Jimmy are both ridiculous.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- They both think I've got a thing for them.- Do you?- No.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- You were happy watching DVDs with Jimmy.- So what? He's my friend.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13I'm your friend, too.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Well, er... Thanks for the chat.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS - No, you can't...- Wait.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24- # ..to write you a love song... # - What is it? It's lovely.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27# Have I got it all wrong?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34# Chemistry between the stare
0:23:34 > 0:23:38# I'm gonna show you that I really care, yeah... #
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Let's pretend we never heard that.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51I'm leaving.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Between your weird behaviour and this ghost stuff,
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- I've had it with this place. - Look, can't we start again?
0:23:58 > 0:24:02I can't promise not to sit on your moth, but I can try to be me.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07- Why wouldn't you have been you? - I thought you'd find me a bit weird.
0:24:07 > 0:24:12Dylan, I see the real you at school every day. Yeah, you're weird.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14But...you're not like anyone else.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18People find the fact that I like lizards a bit strange.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22If you're strange, so am I. I like insects.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26This is Ingrid, my stick insect. I take her everywhere with me.
0:24:26 > 0:24:31We should introduce her to Trafford. Maybe they'll like one another, too.
0:24:36 > 0:24:41- Did you write that song for me? - It was a demo. I was mucking around.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- It isn't...- Yeah.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46But did you?
0:24:46 > 0:24:51SCREAMING
0:24:52 > 0:24:57- What's happened? - His lizard just ate my stick insect.
0:24:57 > 0:25:02- Technically, Trafford's a dragon. - I don't care if it's a flying horse.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Fiona, I'm really sorry.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Are they ghosts?
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Yeah. I'm Esme, Dylan's best friend. Nice to meet you.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13So this place IS haunted?
0:25:13 > 0:25:17You invited me here and didn't tell me you had ghosts?
0:25:17 > 0:25:21There didn't seem to be a right time to drop it into the conversation.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25I'm sorry, Dylan, it's never going to work out between us.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29You like reptiles and ghosts. I like insects and humans.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32We're just too different.
0:25:35 > 0:25:40Sorry, little man. Don't worry. There's plenty more fish in the sea.
0:25:40 > 0:25:45Who needs a girlfriend when you've got a...ghost friend?
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- FRONT DOOR CLOSES - Let's go cause some mischief.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- Kait, about earlier. - Forget about it.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58I don't really like you.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02I was just joking around. As was I.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04It was a joke! April Fool!
0:26:04 > 0:26:08- It isn't April. - That makes me double the joker.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Swag-a-rific!
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Well, I'm a one-horse girl, anyway.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14You are?
0:26:15 > 0:26:19Yeah. Well, I mean...
0:26:21 > 0:26:26Would you look at the time? I'd better go and feed Prince William.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33The lady Kaitlyn wasn't wearing a watch.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35I think someone likes you, cuz.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Ah!