0:00:30 > 0:00:33- Can't it wait? I'm busy right now. - I need help with my homework!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Go on, what is it?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Ugh, schoolwork that you're meant to do at home!- No, I mean what subject?
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Biology. We're meant to make up an experiment of my own.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43So what's the problem?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Well, Mr Fruit won't let me do any more projects on lizards.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48He says I've got lizards on the brain.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51WASHING MACHINE STARTS
0:00:51 > 0:00:54A-ha! I've still got it. So what you going to do instead?
0:00:54 > 0:00:59- Amphibians!- What about plants? Plants are interesting.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02No, they aren't, what are you supposed to do with those?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Put one inside, put one outside, see what one grows the fastest.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Look, use your imagination, Dylan, yeah?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11I could feed them to Trafford and see which one he prefers.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Yeah, but that's involving lizards.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Use my imagination?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21CAMERA CLICKS
0:01:24 > 0:01:29- Hello? Hello?- Good day.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Can I help you?- No.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34I'm just admiring your castle, it's what, 16th century?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Yeah, parts of it.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38We don't have anything like this where I come from.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Sorry, could you just move out of the way for a second?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- You know this is not open to members of the public?- Yeah, I know.
0:01:45 > 0:01:50- Then who are you?- O'Donnell. Bruce O'Donnell.- Rich. Just Rich.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Great to meet you, Richard! You like living here?- Yeah, it's all right.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56I mean, it's tipping on its side a bit,
0:01:56 > 0:01:59there's a few piping issues, a few mice...
0:01:59 > 0:02:01I want to buy it.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Did you just say you want to buy the castle?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I've been digging around a bit in my family tree.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09My great-great-great-grandfather came close to buying this place.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Never quite managed to seal the deal.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- I thought I'd come and finish the job.- You're from Australia, right?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- Why would you want to move to Bogmoor?- I don't.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I want to move the castle, to Sydney.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22I want to ship it over stone by stone and rebuild it,
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- facing the harbour. - Yeah, right!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Are you being serious? You know that'll cost millions, dun't ya?
0:02:28 > 0:02:33Yeah. Tell you what, Richo, why don't I make you an offer right now?
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Don't bother.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Look, I've got big plans for this castle,
0:02:36 > 0:02:39this place is going to earn me a lot of money.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- That is a lot of money. - That's not a lot of money.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47That...is a lot of money.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- You've, erm, definitely got my attention.- Thought I might.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54It's not just my decision though, three of us own this castle.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Yeah, but a shrewd businessman like you ought to be able to
0:02:56 > 0:02:59talk them over, eh, Richo?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Look, I've got to get a flight for Sydney in the morning.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Be nice to get a decision before I leave.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17- Out of the question. - You ain't even thought about it.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20OK...there, I've thought about it - out of the question.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22What did Jimmy have to say about this?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24He's quite keen on the idea actually.
0:03:24 > 0:03:29Woo! We gon' be millionaires, we gon' be millionaires!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31And Dani?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34No, no, we can't, we promised Aunt Marjorie we'd look after it.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35So that's a no?
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- But it's a lot of money, we'd be mad to turn it down.- So that's a yes?
0:03:39 > 0:03:44Yes. Wait - no, no. We have to think about Gabe and Esme.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45What would happen to them?
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Esme and I are part of the soul of this building.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- If the castle goes, we go with it. - Perfect, look, you'll love Oz.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- You can go to the beach, surf, have barbecues.- Ghosts can't go outside.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- Well, you can look out the window. - This is our home.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Look, I don't want to sell it. But the castle, it's too much hard work.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06I see.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Our ancestors built this castle, fought for it,
0:04:09 > 0:04:11went to war to protect it.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14This is where our roots are, and you are giving it away simply
0:04:14 > 0:04:16because you are too lazy to mop the floor.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Look, it's not about the cleaning!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21It's the repairs, keeping Dylan out of trouble, the bills...
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- keeping Dylan out of trouble. - Piffle!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27The castle practically runs itself, you're just being greedy.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Rich.- I've just cleaned that!
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Oops! I just wanted to let you know
0:04:33 > 0:04:35that the garden fence has fallen over again,
0:04:35 > 0:04:39and Mr Shaughnessy said please can you fix it before his sheep escape?
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Well, why can't he do it?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I can't remember exactly what he said,
0:04:42 > 0:04:45but I know it involved an electric cattle prod and your bum.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Can't argue with that.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Look, if it's so easy to run the castle, why don't you do it?
0:04:50 > 0:04:54It will be my pleasure. I'm not a grumpy grumbleguts.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58I could clean this castle floor with my hands tied behind my back.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59How would you hold the mop?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04GHOSTLY HUMMING
0:05:14 > 0:05:18You know, I've got relatives down under, we should give them a call.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21- BOTH:- G'day, Roxy!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Guess what, Kylie? Great news, we are moving to Australia!- Bonza!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28You're going to love it over here, mate.
0:05:28 > 0:05:34- We've got sun, sea, sand and surf. - Bye-bye, Bogmoor, and hello, sun.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Spiders, sharks, snakes.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38It's the snakes you've got to be careful of - swallow you whole!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Abandon ship!- Agh!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53It's where your roots are. I mean, what's that even mean?
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Huh?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- HAMMER PLUMMETS - Ugh!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18CLASSICAL MUSIC
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Who did this? Jimmy?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32At least the job's done. Jimmy?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47That's weird.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Yes?- Huh?!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Why are you dressed like that? - Why are you dressed like that?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Who are you?- I'm Rich. Is everything all right?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Master Gabriel, there's a visitor for you.
0:07:08 > 0:07:13- Gabe's outside?! How'd he get outside?- Through the door.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Visitor for you, sir. He says he's very rich.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Well, there's no need to brag.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Unless you wish to make a donation to save the castle?
0:07:21 > 0:07:25No, no, MY NAME is Rich. Rich?
0:07:26 > 0:07:32Rich, Rich... Ah, third cousin Richard from London!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35What an unexpected visit! But where is your luggage?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Uh, I travel light.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41No matter, it's a pleasure to finally meet you, cousin.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Ah! You're alive! He's...
0:07:47 > 0:07:52- Gabe's alive.- It must have been a very tiring journey.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Oh, dear, that's a nasty bump you've picked up there.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Perhaps we should get you inside and have a lie down?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Yeah, erm...maybe he's right.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I'll send for some spa water and leeches,
0:08:02 > 0:08:06the best medicine the 18th century can provide.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08You'll soon be feeling yourself again. This way.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21So, here's the plan.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24I'm going to play a different type of music to each plant to see
0:08:24 > 0:08:26how it affects them.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Plant A will be played happy music.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30"If You're Happy and You Know It" plays
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Ugh, make it stop!
0:08:33 > 0:08:37And plant B will be played hardcore death metal.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC plays
0:08:41 > 0:08:44I'm taking plant B!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47At the end of the experiment we'll measure both plants to see
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- which has grown the most. - It's obvious mine's going to win.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Well, we'll see about that.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Have you seen Rich? - He's outside fixing the fence.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Anything I can help you with? - Nah, this is more Rich's domain.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Well, no, I'm in charge now. Whatever the problem is,
0:09:04 > 0:09:06I'm sure I can fix it.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Well, the washing machine's broke and I'm doing a set on the webcam
0:09:09 > 0:09:13tonight, so I've got to look my best, this shirt needs to be spotless.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Ah. Leave this to me.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27You OK?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28HE LAUGHS WEAKLY
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Dylan. Thank goodness.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Look, I had this awful dream I was back in the 18th century.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39Gabe was alive, Kate was a maid. Tell you the worst thing though...
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- AGH!- Hello!
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- Oi, back to the chimneys, you. - Sorry, ma'am.- No way.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49I've brought you a change of clothes, Master Richard.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Perhaps you'll be more comfortable in these.- No way.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Look, I'm not staying, I'm going home.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Wait... This is home.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Well, maybe if you're feeling better,
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Master Gabriel would like to speak with you.- Sure.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Why not? I'll go along with it.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- He's out in the garden setting up for the ball.- What?- The masked ball?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13That is why you're here, isn't it?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- Yeah!- There you go.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24- Do you have my money or not? - Not yet, Mr O'Donnell, but we will.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27If you can't raise the money in the next month, you're out of here,
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Dunraven. This castle will be mine.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35- Don't count on it.- Why, you going to save up your pocket money, missy?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37HE CHUCKLES
0:10:37 > 0:10:40You've got one month. I'll be seeing you.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- See you haven't changed, Esme. - And, eh, who are you?- Sister!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Sorry about that, COUSIN Richard.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55I'm afraid you caught us at a rather bad moment.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58You see, our father is a bit of an...
0:10:58 > 0:11:00entrepreneur.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Always coming up with crazy moneymaking schemes.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Ah, that's where I get it from.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Unfortunately he's made a number of bad investments.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10We've lost everything. We're bankrupt.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11That's where I get it from.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13And if we don't pay off Mr O'Donnell, he's going
0:11:13 > 0:11:15to take the castle, the land, everything.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19The family will be disgraced, the name Dunraven will be mud.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- So, what's the plan? - Well, I'm glad you've asked.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Wait, don't tell me, you're going to throw a concert in the castle
0:11:25 > 0:11:28grounds, invite all the locals and earn loads of money?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31No, I am going to marry a very rich girl.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33What's in it for her?
0:11:33 > 0:11:37She gets a title, and marries into the most noble family in Ireland.
0:11:37 > 0:11:42- I've already selected a suitable girl - Jemima Fairfax.- Is she fit?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Yes, I believe she enjoys brisk walks.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- No, I mean is she pretty? - I assume so. We've never met.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Wait. You're going to marry someone that you've never met?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55She will be attending the ball this evening.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Oh, so that's what all the decorations are for.- Yes.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I must make it as romantic as possible.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04If I am to propose, I must sweep her off her...
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Definitely might be worth sticking round for.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18"Remove pump tray and hose
0:12:18 > 0:12:21"and check for residuary blockages in the filter valve.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24"See separate leaflet for full details.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27"Does not include decorative parts."
0:12:27 > 0:12:32- Rich, Rich! Where's Rich? - I've told you, he's not here.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33There's sheep all over the garden!
0:12:35 > 0:12:36I'm in charge, leave this to me.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43- Hey, I really think we should find Rich.- Just calm down.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45How many sheep are there?
0:12:45 > 0:12:46- About 30.- 30?!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50It's OK...no problem...it's fine.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53SHEEP BLEAT
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Hello, Pests Be Gone?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I would like to employ your services to remove
0:12:57 > 0:13:00an infestation from my castle.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01SQUEAKY VOICE
0:13:01 > 0:13:03About 30. No, no, not rats, sheep.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04LINE GOES DEAD
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Hello? The device appears to be broken.
0:13:09 > 0:13:14- What now?- You will have to go outside and round them up yourself.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- With a broom?!- Do you want that shirt clean by this evening?- Oh!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Right. Where was I?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31HARP PLAYS
0:13:31 > 0:13:33It's got to be somewhere.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Great news, Master Richard!
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Have you lost something?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Is there a toilet in this place?
0:13:47 > 0:13:48We'll give you some privacy.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59You know, I think I'll wait. So, any good news?
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Jemima...has sent me a portrait.
0:14:04 > 0:14:09- So, what do you think?- She looks really familiar.- Give me that.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- Oh, great, she's pretty, you're going to mess this up.- I will not!
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Of course you will, look at her, she's way out of your league.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21You're right.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22What was I thinking?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25I will call it off immediately while I still have my dignity.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Pfft, bit late for that.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Gabe, what you talking about? Gabe! You can't just walk away from it.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Think about the castle, your family.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Look, talking to girls is easy, my friend.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40You've just got to have a bit of confidence.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Look, watch this. Kate, wait!
0:14:47 > 0:14:52- Hey, babes, how you doing? - Very well, thank you, Master Richard.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Sweet. Look, I was wondering if...
0:14:55 > 0:15:02- ..if, erm...- Yeah?- Sorry, it's just, your eyes, they're so blue.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06It's like two cornflowers dancing in the summer breeze.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Thank you.- Have you done summat different with your hair?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Erm, no, I didn't have time to tie it up this morning.- No - it's great.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18It looks great. You... You look great.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Thank you, Master Richard. - No, please, call me Rich.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25SHE GIGGLES
0:15:28 > 0:15:33- See? It's easy as pie, my friend. - Astonishing!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- It was like watching Casanova himself.- Well...
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- Where did you learn such a skill? - You know, London.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Hang on, Gabe will never be able to do that.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- I'm afraid that is true. - UNLESS it's a masked ball.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50That way you can pretend to be Gabe and do the proposing for him.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Whoa, hang on a minute.- Genius!
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Once she has said yes there will be no backing out.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58I could say all the stupid stuff I like.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59No, I'm sorry, you're going to have
0:15:59 > 0:16:01to do this by yourself, I'm not getting involved.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Please! Cousin Richard.
0:16:04 > 0:16:09The future of this family...rests entirely...on your ability
0:16:09 > 0:16:10to chat up a girl.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Well, if you put it like that.
0:16:16 > 0:16:22- Master Richard was definitely wooing me.- Uh, are you sure?- It was obvious.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26- He made no attempt to disguise his partialities.- Disguise his WHAT?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Well, his flattery was open.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31And he laid bare his amorous intentions.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Don't you think you should speak to another girl about this?
0:16:35 > 0:16:36What can I do?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39I'm just a parlour maid, I shouldn't even be speaking to him.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Well, what about the ball?
0:16:41 > 0:16:45You could hide behind a mask and do all the flirting you want.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Look at me, where am I going to get a ball gown?
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Well, have you got a fairy godmother?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Or you could just nick one from Lady Dunraven's wardrobe.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58CLASSICAL MUSIC
0:16:58 > 0:17:00PEACOCK CAWS
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Now, are you sure you're happy to do this, cousin Richard?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10I don't want to force you into anything you're not
0:17:10 > 0:17:11comfortable with.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- You know what? I'd rather not.- What?!
0:17:14 > 0:17:19- I didn't really... - I'm only joking!- So was I. Jester.
0:17:19 > 0:17:24Stop joking around, you two. Jemima could be here any minute.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25What's she actually look like?
0:17:28 > 0:17:32- She will be wearing a mask.- Oh, that really narrows it down, don't it?
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Oh, and she will be carrying an ostrich feather fan.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Where's Master Richard?- Ooh, just
0:17:41 > 0:17:43over there. He's talking to Esme.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Right, wish me luck!
0:17:50 > 0:17:54- There she is, that's Jemima. - Quick, put your masks on!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Wish me luck.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Ahem.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04SHE GIGGLES
0:18:04 > 0:18:10- Ah, can I help you to some fruit punch, Miss...- Kate - erm...Linda.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Lady Katalinda Farquarson.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Delighted to make your acquaintance, Miss...- BOTH:- Ah!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19..Lady Farquarson.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Oh, well, actually I'm looking for Master Richard.
0:18:22 > 0:18:28- Yes, he is just over...- This...this is Master Richard.- What? Oh, yes!
0:18:30 > 0:18:34I thought you said Robert. I am Richard, Rich.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35- MIMICS RICH'S ACCENT:- All right?
0:18:35 > 0:18:40- Oh, well, in that case, I will take that drink, thank you.- Sweet!
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- No probs. - I can't bear to watch this.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45KATE AND GABE LAUGH
0:18:50 > 0:18:52"If You're Happy and You Know It" plays
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Right. That should work.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Ah.- Eh, what have you done?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Just a minor technical issue.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Run for cover! BLEATING
0:19:10 > 0:19:11What's the matter?
0:19:11 > 0:19:15The sheep, they've organised themselves, they're fighting back!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17It's too late, they've found me, hide!
0:19:26 > 0:19:30If my words break through the wall to meet you at the door,
0:19:30 > 0:19:34then all I can say is...girl, I meant them all.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Just a little something I wrote for you, you know.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Look, I was wondering if...
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Sorry, your eyes...they're so blue. So blue!
0:19:44 > 0:19:50I mean brown! Yeah, they're brown, like mud, or...wood!
0:19:50 > 0:19:56Wood, yeah, nice wood though, very classy wood, mahogany.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58And your hair's great.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Where did you get that done?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03And then she said, "It's not a hat, it's my wig."
0:20:03 > 0:20:05THEY LAUGH
0:20:05 > 0:20:09- Oh, Master Richard, you are so funny.- Thanks, babe.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14And if you'll pardon my saying so, I think you are "well fit".
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Thank you, I do like to take the occasional brisk walk.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- It means "pretty". It's a Landan thing.- Do you think I'm pretty?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- Sorry.- Excuse me.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- A-ha.- How's it going? - Well, she's like putty in my hands.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35See? Think it's time to pop the question.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38You are a quick mover, cousin Richard.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Well, you know me, Gabes, I don't hang about, do I?
0:20:40 > 0:20:42No, definitely not.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- Lady Farquarson. - Drink for you, my sweet.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51There's something I've been meaning to ask you.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55It's obvious from my letters that we've been really
0:20:55 > 0:20:57hitting it off, so...
0:20:57 > 0:21:02I wonder if you'd give me the honour, the infinite pleasure...
0:21:02 > 0:21:07Can you take your mask down a bit? Cos it's quite distracting.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08As I was saying...
0:21:11 > 0:21:13AGH! You're, erm...
0:21:14 > 0:21:19- You, er, remind me of someone I know.- Is she pretty?
0:21:19 > 0:21:24- He's, erm, she's, erm, she's very... striking.- More striking than I?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26About the same.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37BLEATING
0:21:37 > 0:21:38THEY WHIMPER
0:21:38 > 0:21:41This is ridiculous. It's only a sheep.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- Well, you go and get rid of it then. - Fine, if you're not man enough.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Wait, no, that's what they'll be expecting us to do.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Maybe that was a decoy sent to distract us.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55- From what?- From the ambush, of course!- Oh, tommyrot!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58No, no, no, stay, please!
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Shoo, sheep! That's right, go outside.
0:22:03 > 0:22:08Shoo-shoo-shoo. Ah! Ah!
0:22:10 > 0:22:14- They ambushed me, I got bitten. - I tried to warn you.- Agh!
0:22:14 > 0:22:16No, please...
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Please.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26No punch left? Where is that useless Kate?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Honestly, you can't get the staff these days.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30I beg your pardon?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Ugh, my cousin's maid, she's useless, always lazing about,
0:22:33 > 0:22:36she never does any work.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40- What? What was that for?- I don't know who you think you are, Richard!
0:22:40 > 0:22:45- You can't marry her!- Too right you can't, you ungrateful pig!- Kate!
0:22:45 > 0:22:50- What are you doing? Hang on, is that my mother's dress?- Master Gabriel.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Oh, no, what have I done?
0:22:52 > 0:22:57No, I take it back! Always lazing around, am I? Well, I resign. Hmm!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Kate, wait...
0:23:00 > 0:23:06- Gabes strikes again.- You can't marry Jemima.- Why not?- Have a look at her.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Don't you think she's a bit...masculine?
0:23:11 > 0:23:17Nobody's perfect. This is the 18th century, nobody marries for love.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Maybe in London, but not here.
0:23:18 > 0:23:24- I must put my family and the castle before my own happiness.- Serious?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Well, I'm not proposing.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Fine. I shall do it myself.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35She looks nothing like her portrait.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37You should never trust profile pictures, Esme.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40You'll know that once you get the internet.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43This castle really means a lot to him, doesn't it?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Of course it does, it's our family home.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47That's more important than money or love.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Maybe I am greedy. When did you become so sensible anyway?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Agh!- Is something wrong, cousin Richard?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59I knew it. This IS a dream.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Wait a minute. This is a dream.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Kate.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17- Oh. Master Richard. - I've waited a long time to do this.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Oh! Oh, why did I have to wake up now?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Thanks, buddy.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29GOAT BLEATS
0:24:33 > 0:24:35BLEATING
0:24:38 > 0:24:42Honestly, can't leave this place for five minutes.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47HE WHISTLES AND THEY SCREAM
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Cuz! Where have you been?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54I've been thinking.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56"If You're Happy and You Know It" stops playing
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- I've made a decision on the castle. - Before you continue, Master Richard.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01I've been doing some thinking myself.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04I had no idea how difficult it is to run this place.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06So, if you wish to sell...
0:25:08 > 0:25:09..I shan't stand in your way.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Thanks, Gabe, I really appreciate that.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Oh, Mr O'Donnell. - The door was open, I let myself in.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18I hope you don't mind.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21So, have you given any more thought to my offer?
0:25:21 > 0:25:25- Yeah, I have.- So when can I start dismantling?- We're not selling.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26You're not?
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- We're not?- You're not?- We're not.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Look, if Gabe was willing to marry you to keep
0:25:31 > 0:25:34the castle in the family, how could I think about selling?
0:25:34 > 0:25:38I realise that this place is more than just bricks and mortar,
0:25:38 > 0:25:43it's our home, our family history. Some things money just can't buy.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47- And what if I was to double my offer?- Erm...
0:25:49 > 0:25:54- Well, erm, I'd definitely...- Relax, Rich, I'm only messing with you!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56- I was going to say no anyway. - You're a good man, Richo.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58You've got integrity, I like that.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Did I see another castle about 20k down the road?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Yeah, Dunrockin Castle.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05I'll see myself out.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09I'm glad you saw sense, Master Richard.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11And if we all pull together and help,
0:26:11 > 0:26:13it will mean a lot less work for you.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16- Great. Who's going to round up the sheep?- I can't go outside.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20I-I've got homework to do!
0:26:20 > 0:26:23No way, happy music killed my plant!
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Hey, guys, check this out, it's trying to escape!
0:26:26 > 0:26:30As I predicted, death metal wins. So, what's my prize?
0:26:31 > 0:26:35You...get to watch Jimmy round up the sheep.
0:26:35 > 0:26:40- What? I've already tried.- You've just got to be a bit more scary.- Me?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- Yeah.- Scare them?- Mm-hmm.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44And how am I supposed to do that?
0:26:44 > 0:26:48Well, put on a dress, and some lipstick.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Trust me, that is terrifying.